Wednesday, July 31, 2013

'Fifty Shades of Grey' most Requested Book in Guantanamo

Reuters is reporting that the Fifty Shades of Grey series is “the favorite reading material among former CIA captives held at the Guantanamo detention camp."

Rep Jim Moran (D-VA) toured Camp 7 at Gitmo last week. Camp 7 is home to “high value" prisoners including five men charged in the 911 attacks on the United States in 2001. Moran told Huffington Post:
"Rather than the Koran, the book that is requested most by the (detainees) is ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ They’ve read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it," the Huffington Post quoted Moran as saying on Monday.
"I guess there’s not much going on, these guys are going nowhere, so what the hell."
 

Graduation Day at the Low Information Voter Insititute



Remember This Next Time You Here Him Use the Word "Sequestration"

Lavish Trips Abroad and Funding the Palestinian Authority 
"The sequester has 'cost jobs,' says President Obama, and 'gutted investments in education and science and medical research.' But somehow he's earmarked $500 million for Hamas terrorists.
"Circumventing Congress and with no fanfare, President Obama last week issued an executive order enabling him to send an additional $500 million directly to the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank — much of which you can bet will wind up going to the Iranian-backed Hamas terrorist organization....."
"According to Obama, 'it is important to the national security interests of the United States to waive the provisions of' Congress' legislative restrictions 'in order to provide funds . .. to the Palestinian Authority.' - Investor's Business Daily

To America: A Letter from the Mainstream Media

Dear Mr.& Mrs. America,

We in the mainstream media complex would respectfully inform you that we will retreat from tradition and will not be doing our usual yearly whooping it up in celebration the anniversary of the final days of Watergate and the House Judiciary Committee's approval and sending to the whole House of Representatives three articles of impeachment against President Richard M. Nixon.

The reason we in the vaulted media are dialing back an episode that confirmed our place as the fourth estate and an indispensable player in governing this country is that some feel the charges the Democrats lodged against Richard Nixon are just too damn close to how our great leader (that we helped you choose thank you) President Barack Obama and his White House does business.

Democrats once charged the president with using his office to personally, and through his staff delay, impede and obstruct the investigation into wrong doing.  His staff were accused of giving false or misleading statements in congressional and judicial testimony and to investigators.

Democrats accused the presidents men of accessing private tax records from the IRS and directing the IRS to audit, investigate and otherwise harass political opponents.  Democrats accused the Nixon administration of using the electronic surveillance to spy on Americans without national security or law enforcement justification.

On four occasions, the Nixon White House failed to comply with subpoenas from the Judiciary Committee.
“In refusing to produce these papers and things Richard M. Nixon, substituting his judgment as to what materials were necessary for the inquiry, interposed the powers of the Presidency against the lawful subpoenas of the House of Representatives........"
We in the main stream media recognize enough similarities between the behavior of the Obama White House and what Democrats claimed in 1974 was so egregious that Nixon had to be removed from office.

But these are trying times in America and we should overlook simple things. Besides, he's our man, we help put him there, and despite the fact he picks on some of us from time to time (mostly those penis heads at Fox News) and listens in on our conversations, for the most part we agree with his progressive agenda. And he gives many more fabulous rides on Air Force One then either Bush or Clinton did. And takin' bout White House shindigs!

So all in all, this will give us much more time in coming days to bring you reports on trips to Martha's Vineyard, the wonderful free health care he has given to all Americans, an expanding economy and Kim Kardashian's spawn.

Somewhat Respectfully,

The Vintage Media Complex

P.S.
We apologize for the commonly used English honorific for women (Mrs.) in the opening greeting to this letter. It is in no way, shape or form meant to degrade any women single by choice, unmarried women, widows, lesbians, a divorcΓ©e, spinster, feminist or anyone of the bovine persuasion.
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How embarrassing for the Obama Administration: Jimmy Carter Goes on Hostage Rescue Mission

America’s most disliked former president is planning yet another step onto the international stage – this time heading to North Korea to negotiate the release of an American citizen Pyongyang accuses of working to overthrow the government, according to Reuters.

Fortunately for the man being held, a missionary named Kenneth Bae, Jimmy Carter has a good chance of getting him out. He did something similar in 2010 for a Boston native being held in North Korea for illegally entering the country. The North Koreans – like most countries that despise the United States (Venezuela, Cuba, Syria etc.) actually think Carter’s a great guy.

Unfortunately for the United States, there’s a good chance Carter will say or do something embarrassing to the rest of the country – kind of like he did on a daily basis from 1977 to 1981. (And as he’s been doing regularly ever since America’s voters ended Carter’s administration of malaise by trading one of the worst presidencies in history for one of the greatest.)

Here’s a rundown of some Carter classics, just from the past 10 years:

July 19: “America has no functioning democracy at this moment.”Actually, Carter hasn’t been fond of American democracy since it proved itself on Nov. 4, 1980.

February, 2012: The Occupy Movement has been “relatively successful, even acknowledging there’s no leadership, there’s no coherence and there’s no single list of issues they want to succeed.” Carter is an expert on matters of “no leadership and no coherence.”

Sept. 10, 2011: “We kept our country at peace (during his administration). We never went to war. We never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet.” Letting 54 citizens be held prisoner and getting embarrassed on the world stage by a mob of beggars in Tehran for more than a year and not doing a damn thing about it isn’t something to brag about.

September, 2009: “I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he’s African-American.” What other myriad of reasons could there be to dislike Carter’s philosophical successor?

April, 2008:My country, the political arena of my country, is almost 100 percent supportive of the Israeli position. You never hear any debates on both sides much. … They have laid down a rule to which I consider myself immune that … nobody can talk to Hamas, nobody can talk to Syria.” Jimmy Carter, our apostle to the Syrians.

May, 2007: I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this (Bush) administration has been the worst in history.” There’s at least one other administration in the running for that title. It was around from 1977 to 1980.

January, 2006: “At least (Hamas) aren’t corrupt.” Thanks. Murdering, lying terrorists they may be. But at least they’re not corrupt.

September, 2005: “Well I would say that in the year 2000, the country failed abysmally in the presidential election process … There’s no doubt in my mind that Al Gore was elected president.” See how that whole presidential democracy thing bugs him?

September, 2004: “… Here’s what I will be doing: Everything I can to put John Kerry in the White House with John Edwards right there beside him.” Working to put John Edwards in the White House. Jimmy Carter: A judge of men. Think of the love children we could have seen grow up there.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Real Reason Hillary Clinton Always Wears Pantsuits....


I guess the problem runs in the family.....
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Life in Obama's America

DiploMad 2.0
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Outer Limits."
Opening voice over from the original Outer Limits TV show (1963-64)

 "I think about that opening monologue by the "control voice" almost every day in Obama's America......" 



Monday, July 29, 2013

Al Gore has a Chicken Little Suit just for you....

Washington Examiner  - The nation's leading climate change advocate, former Vice President Al Gore, is creating a mini army of "climate leaders" to push governments and companies around the world to adopt policies aimed at reducing global warming.

On Wednesday in Chicago Gore will host his second "climate reality leadership corps training" this year where his Climate Reality Project will show supporters how to talk about the issue and push for solutions to carbon burning.


 Gore is using the two events to update his popular movie "An Inconvenient Truth," his slideshow describing his believe that the world isn't doing enough to curb carbon use which he blames on global warming. "Climate Leaders are activists who have taken part in this leadership and communications training led by former Vice President Al Gore and the Climate Reality Project," said Gore's group. "Climate leaders are expected to perform ten acts of leadership, which could include organising an event, speaking at a seminar or writing a column in a newspaper."

Barack Obama Wants To Give The Middle Class A Better Shot.

Government is simply a word for the things we choose to do to you together.

image via MFNS Feral-Man-On-The-Street reporter Earl of Taint

One Nation, Under Government
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White House to Continue Illegally Funding Egypt Because They Decided it is Legal Even Though it Isn't

The Obama administration doesn't seem to care what the law is, it's simply skirts the law and dictates what he wants it to be.  Here's another good example:

$1.5 BILLION in funding will continue to be sent to Egypt even though U.S. law specifically bans funding to nations ruled by military coup.

The administration ran into hot water over the whole thing, so the State Department put an army of attorneys on the case. The legal conclusion? It’s only a military coup if the administration admits it’s a coup.

The senior official did not describe the legal reasoning behind the finding, saying only, “The law does not require us to make a formal determination as to whether a coup took place, and it is not in our national interest to make such a determination.” “We will not say it was a coup, we will not say it was not a coup, we will just not say,” the official said.

So even though it is a coup, it’s only viewed as a coup in legal terms if the Obama administration admits it is a coup. Here we have the Obama administration indirectly dictating a coup did not happen so that U.S. tax-dollars can continue to flow into one of Obama's favorite charities.

h/t - Liberty News

A Good Monday Morning

Carlos Danger's Campagin Manager Calls it Quits

Fox News 
"New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner confirmed Sunday that his campaign manager had quit amid a week of scandal over revelations of his lewd online behavior. It was part of a rough day for Weiner as the scandal entered its second week in the news cycle. Weiner was blasted on the Sunday political talk-show circuit......"
Bob Schieffer of CBS' "Face the Nation"gives the best reason I have heard for Carlos to be denied his ambitions :
"The mayor of New York is not only the most powerful municipal post in America, but because New York is so big and is the media capital of the world, the mayor of New York occupies a bully pulpit, second in 'bullyishness' only to that of the White House."
[snip]

Carlos, you have more then proven yourself worthy of the title 'Perverted Scumbag Douche Nozzle Politician Par Excellence' that we always knew you were as a congressman. With tearful eyes you lied to your constituency and deceived your wife, and don't deserve a position of power like that of the Mayor of NY City. Throw in the towel........NO WAIT.......keep the towel on, we've seen enough already.  I suggest you take your scrawny pencil neck and little photogenic pee pee and go get an honest job for a change.....something worthy of your given integrity, like a cashier at a XXX movie theater......

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Mammary McCain Lands New TV Show

Associated Press - Meghan McCain is getting her own show on a new TV network targeting the generation of Americans known as millennials.

 "Raising McCain" will debut on Pivot, a general entertainment network that launches Aug. 1. It's described as a documentary-talk series for viewers ages 15 to 34. McCain will star and serve as executive producer.

The 28-year-old author and blogger told the Television Critics Association on Friday that the show lets her "be crazy, be myself and talk about issues. I came to Pivot because I think there has to be some sort of middle ground between the Kardashians and C-SPAN," McCain said. "I want to give people information but not talk down to them. I am so excited. This is the best thing I've ever done."

 McCain said her 76-year-old father, Republican Sen. John McCain, has already seen a highlight reel of her show. "We have had conflicts many times. He did not love when I worked at MSNBC," she said. "He has really been a great champion of this show and believing that young people want more substance."

The younger McCain, who is also a Republican, calls her generation the most politically engaged.

"I believe in more than this country is being given in news and entertainment," she said.


Detroit vs. Houston: Laboratories for Liberalism, Conservatism

By Timothy Lee
Liberals incessantly claim fealty to “science,” while falsely caricaturing libertarians and conservatives as the ones stubbornly ideological and averse to real-world facts. Scientific method, however, involves objective observation and testing beliefs against results. In that vein, it is liberals who prove habitually impervious to facts and the disastrous real-world results of their philosophies.  
Take gun control as one recurring example. Liberals persist in their anti-Second Amendment crusade despite irrefutable data that America’s murder rate has been cut in half over the past three decades even while gun possession has reached record highs and firearms restrictions have drastically receded across America. Data proves that jurisdictions that relax gun restrictions become safer, whereas jurisdictions that tighten gun restrictions become more dangerous. According to Dr. John Lott, Jr., he has not encountered a single example either in the United States or abroad that contradicts that causal relationship. Not one.
As another example, liberals cling to anthropomorphic global warming hyperbole, even as worldwide temperatures have plateaued over the past two decades. According to their hypothesis, enormous increases in carbon output should have proportionately increased temperatures over that two-decade period. And now, the bankrupt city of Detroit provides the latest real-world laboratory application of liberals’ agenda. 
After all, if tasked with drawing up a policy wish list, liberals would include almost all of the practices that were implemented by Detroit over the past 50 years.
During that span, the city has exclusively elected Democrats as mayors, including the extremist and racially divisive Coleman Young for 20 years. It maintained the third-highest income tax in the nation, and just last year doubled its business tax. Liberals assert that labor unions boost prosperity and benefit workers, and Detroit has remained as hospitable to unions as any city in America. Its municipal employee force was approximately twice as large per capita as other large cities, and its leaders repeatedly agreed to lavish public employee retirement commitments.
According to liberals, those are precisely the things that should bring prosperity.
Instead of prosperity, however, those policies have pulverized Detroit into what we see today. Since 1950, when it was America’s manufacturing powerhouse after producing a huge portion of the arms that won World War II, its population has plummeted from 1.8 million to 700,000. Four out of every ten streetlights don’t even function, and in the past five years alone 70% of its parks have closed. Its crime rate is five times the national average, and its police force has been slashed by 40% in just the past ten years.
In comparison, the thriving city of Houston provides a real-world laboratory for conservative principles. It maintains a regulatory light touch and low taxes, refusing to raise tax rates during the post-recession budget shortfall. “I’d argue we may be the most libertarian city in America,” says Houston Strategies blogger Tory Gattis. “Live and let live, strong property rights, not much corruption, small-business culture.” Unsurprisingly, Houston has prospered. As summarized by The Wall Street Journal in its interview of Mayor Annise Parker: 
“For the calendar year ending in February, it saw the fastest pace of job growth (4.5%) among the country’s 20 largest metropolitan areas. (With a population of 2.1 million, it’s the fourth-largest U.S. city.) In 2011, the last year such data are available, Houston had the fastest-growing large metropolitan economy, at 3.7%. Add to that a cost of living that is 7.8% below the U.S. average – New York is 53.4% above the average – and you can see the attraction for waves of new arrivals. Houston costs run a third less than the average in the 29 largest metro areas. Adjusting for lower costs, Houston has the highest per-capita income of any city in the nation.”  
Confronted with these facts, liberals might scapegoat the domestic auto industry’s decline for Detroit’s ills and attribute Houston’s prosperity to the oil industry. But that doesn’t withstand scrutiny. Pittsburgh witnessed a similar decline in the steel industry, yet it and other Midwestern cities prosper relative to Detroit. Moreover, auto manufacturing itself thrives in more business-friendly Sun Belt states. Note also that Ford Motor Company refused the big-government federal bailout and as a result is today more valuable than General Motors and Chrysler combined in terms of market and estimated values. As for Houston, the energy sector has actually decreased from 90% of its economy just 20 years ago to half today. So that doesn’t explain its prosperity.
If liberalism worked, then Detroit and Houston would be reversed. Instead, Detroit has unraveled over the past 50 years into a morass of dysfunction, crime, blight and bankruptcy while Houston has prospered.
The two cities serve as laboratories of policy, and the results should be clear to liberals as well as conservatives. Finally accepting that reality can mean fewer future Detroits, and more Houstons.

I’m Barack Obama, and I’m Angry to be Here

White House Dossier

"I wonder if, when you just get to the center of Obama, what you find is an angry guy.

It pops up in so many ways – ways we haven’t seen with previous presidents since . . . well, since you know who. Nixon.

It doesn’t take a German psychoanalyst to know that someone like Obama, whose father abandoned him and whose mother was gone for years at a time, might have something to be upset about. It shouldn’t be too surprising that this man, who presented himself as the King of Cool and the Apostle of Hope in 2008, is really not all that nice.

But it’s amazing how enduring the goodly images Obama created for himself are. You’d think the former senator from Illinois sprouted up out of a cornfield instead of the putrid muck of Chicago politics.

Obama reveals himself all the time in his treatment of opponents, whether offering them backhanded compliments for their “sincere” belief in greed and fleecing others, or campaigning against them as “enemies” in need of punishment for wanting to place immigrants in Gulags, keep the masses from getting a proper education, let patients die in the waiting room because they can’t make the co-pay, and so forth.

In the past couple of weeks we’ve seen the anger press through the surface into sharp relief.........."    

Friday, July 26, 2013

U.S.Postal Service to Issue Weiner Stamps

A Special Limited Edition
Carlos Danger Stamp
to be issued to collectors 
MFNS - The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new series of commemorative postage stamps featuring the controversial Anthony Weiner “selfies” – the naughty pictures the former congressman took of himself and tweeted to admirers around the country. The stamps will be the first featured issuing of the post office's “American Scandals” series.

“We’ve been working really hard to come of with innovative ways to increase our revenue,” said a USPS spokesperson, “and we believe this stamp series will be hugely popular with postal customers of every age".  Elliot Spitzer, General Petraeus and Bill & Hillary Clinton will be among the first featured on upcoming stamps, along with several former postal employees.

“These are ‘Forever Stamps,’ explained the spokesperson. “Despite whatever the postal rate is in the future, you can stick your commemorative Weiner to an envelope and send it anywhere in the U.S.A.”

“Americans didn’t invent sleaze,” he added, “but these stamps are testament that we do it better than anyone.”

Muslim Man Gets Facial Surgery After Horse He Tried Having Sex with Kicks Him in the Head......

"When it comes to sex it seems Muslim men seem to live by the saying of any port in a storm and have no boundaries where they get it regardless of whether its morally or legally right.To their warped minds anything is fair game, consensual or by force, of legal age or under age, dead or alive,human or animal......."
"Turns out a North African muslim immigrant in Almeria, Spain was feeling a bit frisky thought he would rape a horse. Having already been disturbed twice before by the farmer he must of hoped it was 3rd time lucky......"
Read the Rest

Fishnet Friday



Thursday, July 25, 2013

Would You Buy a Car From a Former DNC Chairman??

 An investigation by WMC-TV revealed GreenTech Automotive, the electric car company formerly headed by former Democratic National Committee Chairman and Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe, told its employees in Northern Mississippi to pretend to build cars to fool foreign investors.

Where there's a  Con Man, there's always a Con
The allegations raise more questions about McAuliffe’s involvement with GreenTech and the firm’s transparency. McAuliffe promised GreenTech would create thousands of cars and hundreds of jobs, but investigators found no evidence of any major car production:

WMCTV:
For more than one year now, the Action News 5 Investigators have been asking questions about a new Mid-South car company called GreenTech Automotive and its promise of hundreds of new jobs in North Mississippi.
Now, a man who got one of those jobs says he was instructed to do more than put together cars. He says he was told to put on a show.
Taxpayers loaned the Greentech Automotive millions of dollars to land the manufacturer in North Mississippi, where the former chairman, now Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe, promised the creation of hundreds of jobs and thousands of cars.
“If I can be successful and make 10,000 cars over the next 12 months here in Horn Lake and ship them over to Denmark, that’s a huge win for me, the company, and most importantly, Mississippi,” said McAuliffe in July 2012.
Twelve months later, the Action News 5 Investigators have uncovered no evidence of any major car production and a former Greentech employee raises new questions about the company’s operation.
“We were told, you know, when we first went in the fall of ’11, we were going to build a 100 by Christmas, didn’t happen,” said the former employee, who asked to remain anonymous. “Then we were told we were going to build X amount through the year 2012 and that didn’t happen.”
The employee said he and other workers built cars, then deconstructed and rebuilt them to make it appear as though they were working. He also said there were photo shoots where workers were put on the assembly line holding tools, feigning production.

Upon the arrival at the plant of foreign investors, who can gain U.S. citizenship for large investments in U.S. companies through the EB 5 program, they pretended to work on cars to fool them into thinking they were actively producing and selling the vehicles.

Plant manager Trent Agner and GTA vice president Marianne McInerney denied those claims, and they told Channel 5 the cars were deconstructed for “training and quality control,” but McInerney refused to release the number of vehicles actually made or sold last year.


Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Obama’s Grand Economic Speech Overshadowed by Future King

As Barack Obama launched into his 5,000-word marathon of a speech Wednesday afternoon, he was quickly overshadowed by three little words: George Alexander Louis.

The country’s attention was diverted from the president’s highly touted economic speech at Knox College as Buckingham Palace announced the much-ancitipated name of the Royal Baby mere minutes after the President began speaking. The White House boasted Obama’s speech pivoted his focus — for the 100th time — back to the economy, but news networks  pivoted away from him to across the pond as the palace revealed the baby’s name.


Caroline Kennedy Picked to Be Ambassador to Japan




That should work out well for her.........
no one speaks English over there very well either.

Martha’s Vineyard Residents Liken Obama Vacation Invasion to an Outbreak of Herpes

by Captain America

Middle Finger News Service - Four days after Barack Obama’s alleged Birthday, the community organizer will be ‘bundling’ his extended family, advisors, ‘body men’, and 82% of the Secret Service and sympathetic journalist off to the beleaguered island known as “Hollywood East “for 8 nightmarish days and especially nights, for inhabitants of the area from August 8-16.

Full time residents say they feel like they’ve been subjected to a real ‘whoop-ass’ by the time the President’s retinue finally departs leaving the pristine island looking like the remnant of an OWS gang bang and ‘choom’ government sponsored rally for the middle class.

To celebrate his return MA governor Deval Patrick, fellow Harvard alum, passed a new budget including a 4% gas hike, $2 a pack cigarette tax and continued to overlook the widening scandal over EBT abuse costing taxpayers over $100M in fraudulent payouts to dead folks, as well as those getting direct deposits to their accounts in the Virgin Islands, Las Vegas, and Dubai.

Sitting 5 miles off shore from idyllic Mashpee, Massachusetts, summer satellite office of world news icon Middle Finger News Service,  beach chairs and umbrellas are springing up to claim vantage points to view Marine One flying the first tribe to ‘the Vineyard’ accompanied by the Blue Angels, and a fleet of LSTs to move the convoy of armored Escalades and the President’s custom “Hope & Change’ Mobile, the one with the bullet and rocket proof glass roof and tinted windows so everyone can see poithat this president remains the most transparently clueless President ever.

Part of the Obama entourage at
Martha’s Vineyard will be
perennial presidential candidate
Hillary Clinton debuting a
new, hipper look in one of
daughter Chelsea’s swimsuits.
The island sports a 4% african-american demographic except when Obama attracts Spike Lee and his collection of NBA super stars causing Obama’s next door neighbor Ted Danson to reprise his Whoopee Goldberg black-face makeup as he acts as the neighborhood welcome center community organizer.

The Secret Service is on full alert, for not only does Massachusetts not have a ‘stand your ground ‘ law, but hordes of groupies descend on the compound and watering holes where the protectors of the president hang out, turning it into a ‘free sex” zone insuring there will be no scandal over an unpaid or disputed entertainment charge. Said the pharmacist at the local apothecary, “there’s usually a run on Viagra by the 4th day of the trip with the boys saying the Vineyard is ‘harder duty then even keeping an eye out for Hillary during the Clinton years!”

No word yet on what Obama will be paying (LOL) for his ocean side retreat, but the spread where he spent the last three vacations recently sold for over $30M not including the cost of dismantling the presidential hoops court, driving range, and putting green and digging up Michelle’s arugula garden and replanting thousands of Hydrangea plants uprooted because she really didn’t like the color or the taste.

All of the special people who gather to be with the President for his ‘vacation’ have similar thoughts on immigration: “We really should do something to curtail all these folks coming over from Hyannis for the day and bringing all those snotty little kids and those messy pampers with them’ said Muffy Steinberg as she handpicked over a pile of jumbo shrimp, oysters and fresh sword fish at the local sea food market, ‘I mean, how can they afford to live like us?”

Developing.......
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Isn't That Interesting.......

…in 2010, Barack Obama made a video in order to explain to America all the wonderful things ObamaCare would do for them and how it would improve the healthcare business.
Oddly, after ObamaCare was forced upon the country and we’re all learning how it is not ‘free’ after all and it is doing more damage and costing more than ever imagined…the video is no longer accessible at whitehouse.gov.
h/t Talk Straight 
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Lordy Look Who's 40

Our little girl is all grown up!!
Today We Celebrate a Special Birthday.



Monica Lewinsky turns 40
  Can you believe it?


It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around the White House
on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.


They grow up so fast, don't they?




An oldie but goodie from The Woodsterman - (Updated)

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Monday, July 22, 2013

The Looking Spoon: 7 liberal reactions on Twitter to the birth of the royal baby....



See the rest of the hilarious tweets (Looking Spoon style) HERE
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Back Fire......

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The Failure of Profiling Racists

"The press occasionally does us the favor of picking out a ritual sacrifice like Zimmerman. His public crucifixion fulfills our unarticulated need to symbolically expiate our manifold sins of desecrating the sacred ideology that demands we never notice patterns."

Taki's Magazine
by Steve Sailer
"What can we learn from the media and government frenzy to railroad George Zimmerman, a campaign that continues even after his acquittal, with the Obama Administration now threatening hate-crime charges?
First, the KKKrazy Glue that holds together the disparate elements of the Obama Coalition is fear and loathing of white racists, even when they aren’t racist. Or white.
Second, the farcical trial was—or at least would have been in some rational alternative universe—a huge black eye for the reliability of the prestige press on race-related topics. The evidence presented to the Zimmerman jurors was so out of sync with the storyline packaged for the public in 2012 that there should be a National Media Day of Shame and Self-Criticism.
The press mania got the Sanford, FL police chief, Bill Lee, fired for not charging Zimmerman. But local law enforcement was right all along. The bulk of the evidence always supported Zimmerman’s story of self-defense; thus the quick, decisive verdict,
The only reason Zimmerman was put on trial for murder was because, in their lust to find a white racist murderer of an innocent black baby who got away by flashing his White Privilege Card, the media didn’t bother checking a photo of Zimmerman before inflating this exurban police blotter item into the Defining Event of Our Times......."
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A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, July 21, 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Anti-Capitalist Millionaire Land Whale Sues Wife of 20 Years

We all know Michael Moore, multi millionaire propaganda documentary maker and author (I use that term lightly) who duped movie goers of America into giving up there hard earn money made through the very system he abhors, is a class AA douche bag and all around pathological liar in the communist vein seems now he's in no need the other half of his creative team, comrade wife.

Creepy Ass Behemoth Michael Moore and  Phyllis Diller Look alike Wife
Something tells me this is going to get nasty and we will hear all in a book in the near future. I don't usual root for lawyers, but in this case I hope they take a large chunk of MM's easy made fortune to settle all this.

ShowBizz 411
"This is sad and a bit of a shock: Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.
It’s never easy to report on a divorce when you know the couple have had a real life together. Both Moore and Glynn were born in Flint, Michigan where they reside. The couple hosts the Traverse City Film Festival, which begins this year on July 30th and certainly won’t be easy under these conditions. When I saw them last December at the Motion Picture Academy Governor’s Ball in Los Angeles, they were planning for the festival and everything seemed just fine.
According to MLive, Moore filed for divorce in June after signing the papers on May 7th. Glynn has not filed an answer yet. He’s already hired a powerful Michigan lawyer." 

Rolling Stone Pulls Tsarnaev Cover in Favor Of Travon Martin Issue

Angelic Godson of Rev. Sharpton
Middle Finger News Sevice - Reacting to almost universal condemnation of putting a picture of Bob Dylan look alike Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on it’s cover to pull the scab off the emotional wounds after the Boston Massacre, Rolling Stone editors backed off and pulled the newsstand issue and went a more popular way of appeasing the Obama crowd by featuring a cover picture of 1 year old Trayvon Martin.

The picture they chose was from the archives of Reverend Al Sharpton who claims he was Trayvon’s Godfather, and who had baptized him during an easter service while he was speaking in Miami at a memorial service for a dead Crip cut down in a daylight robbery of a Jewish owned jewelry store by a Cuban American cop wounded 4 times before returning fire at the robbers.

At the time Sharpton blamed the Jews again for opening a high end jewelry store just miles away from a neighborhood housing thousands of displaced black teen agers. “Those Jews should know better,’ Reverend Al squealed, “by putting all that bling in the window and in those glass cases they tempted our boys beyond their ability to resist the devil! ‘

Sharpton’s visit led to 3 days of rioting, the looting of 124 stores and the burning down of an entire city block catering to the needs of the African-American community.

For his efforts in contributing to racial divide Sharpton has been given his own TV pulpit to inflame America, got a pass for his income tax avoidance, and been granted 501C status after a 15 second revue by the IRS muslim compliance officer.

Jesse Jackson was unavailable to comment after his universal appeal to the UN to investigate the “human rights” of thousands of black felons currently serving time for a variety of drug related and senseless crimes as he was visiting his son and daughter in law in prison for corruption, fraud, ripping off their own constituents.
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We Have Seen the Liberal Promised Land & Detroit is its Name

DiploMad2.0
"The President, CNN and MSNBC, among others of their ilk, continue plugging away on Zimmerman-Martin promoting their twisted Hollywood-esque vision of an America where black men are gunned down by white men, and seeking to provoke a race war. Meanwhile, the leftist utopia of Detroit has called it quits in its decades-long flight from reality with liberal/socialist Democrats as pilots. It proved, yet again, the wisdom of the late great Maggie Thatcher who said, "The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."
 Detroit most certainly has done that, it has even run out people. The population over past years has gone into a serious nosedive. Those who can flee have. The rest exist in a liberal hell in which overpaid public servants do less and less; public services have all but disappeared; the private sector has largely vanished; and the criminal, the insane, and the drug addled rule the streets and generate 386 murders in 2012 for a staggering homicide rate of nearly 55 per 100,000 residents, much worse than most African countries. By contrast, I would note, ethnically diverse El Paso, in "gun crazy" Texas, and across the border from murder capital Ciudad Juarez, with a population about that of Detroit's had five, yes five--as in the fingers of one hand--murders last year for a homicide rate of about 0.6 --lower than Canada, lower than the UK, lower than nearly every European country.
The morally bankrupt Democratic Party corruptocrats who ran Detroit for the past half century or so finally killed the goose that laid the golden eggs........"
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Friday, July 19, 2013

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On Fanning the Flames

"Race has now replaced rule of law officially. In one speech our president has reversed 60 years of healing the racial divide and desteoyed the dream of Dr. King. The result will be an exact reversal of the conditions existing before The Civil Rights Act. And the hardest hit will be the children in whose name the left always claims to act. Well done Obama". - Pendark

Why We Will All Bail Out Detroit

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Yesterday, the city of Detroit filed the largest municipal bankruptcy in America.

Prediction - Everyone here, or, more properly, everyone's children and grandchildren, will bail out Detroit for 100 cents on the dollar in one of the largest acts of crony capitalism ever recorded. Hell you say?

Background - Berkshire Hathaway has a municipal bond insurance company - Berkshire Hathaway Assurance Corporation - that insures municipal bonds, including some from Detroit.

Berkshire Hathaway is run by Warren Buffett. Mr. Buffett is well known for several things: his outstanding business acumen growing Berkshire Hathaway, his generous philanthropy, and his support of Barack Obama, including fundraising for Obama's 2012 campaign.

Union Kicker - Already municipal employee unions are screaming that the pensions that contributed to Detroit's insolvency must be protected from the bankruptcy proceedings.

Summary -In the coming weeks, we will see Barack Obama step behind the teleprompter and deliver a speech about how government is what we all do together. He'll say that we all have to pull together as a nation to see Detroit return to its once-proud status as the industrial capital of America. The speech will give everyone at MSNBC chills and the process will begin.

Every citizen who pays taxes and balances their books. Every state that balances its budget. Every solvent municipality in America. We will all get the bill to bail out Detroit so that Mr. Buffet's Berkshire Hathaway Assurance Corporation will not have to pay off defaulted municipal securities issued by Detroit. The unions that contributed to the city's demise will live happily ever after.

At least we have two parties in Washington that supported bailing out GM, TARP, etc. The bailout will, if nothing else, be expedient and efficient.

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Thank You Jared: Why I'll Never Hit the Looking Spoon Site Again

Alex Jones Reveals Second Shooter in Zimmerman Case

Noted conspiracy theorist Alex Jones 
In possibly one of the most riveting and important events of our lifetime, a man known as George Zimmerman is now caught in the middle of a racial divide that exist in our great country. Zimmerman was charged with committing second-degree murder and manslaughter, and after the jury has weighed the evidence and deliberated thus rendering their verdict, Alex Jones drops the bomb on what actually happened to young Trayvon Martin that one terrible night.

Jones took to the microphone on his daily Internet broadcast earlier today to give (in his words) the world a treat. The treat of truth and justice. Jones explained – using a series of PowerPoint slides – that there was, in fact, a second shooter that took Trayvon to his grave.


Trayvon, according to Jones, was actually working undercover as part of the Cyber Command/Lockheed Martin censorship regime violating Americans’ constitutional rights, covering up cell tower electromagnetic weapon assaults on citizens. He goes further to even call Trayvon a “lame psy-op, perpetrating the worst social manipulation and mind-control games in the history of the United States.”

It is Jones belief that Trayvon was put down for trying to “get out of the game.” From what we can see from one of Jones slides, he offers irrefutable proof that George Zimmerman is completely innocent on all counts.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

A Would you Like a Little Snark With That Danish?

"Brother Roger” and the Racial Agitators

The only reason they’re allowed to do this is because we in the press enable them by calling them civil rights leaders."  

AIM - When conservatives complain about Al Sharpton, they usually note his relationship to NBC news or his hosting a show on MSNBC. But a new book says the racial agitator and Democratic Party politician has considerable clout with Fox News, and in fact played a role in getting conservative Glenn Beck fired from the channel.
Fox News host Tucker Carlson says “people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do not deserve to be called civil rights leaders. They are not. They are hustlers and pimps who make a living off inflaming racial tensions.”
However, The Zev Chafets book, Roger Ailes: Off Camera, has some revealing passages about the clout that Sharpton and Jackson have with the chairman and CEO of Fox News. It says Ailes took a phone call from Sharpton after Beck, then a Fox News host, staged a rally at the Lincoln Memorial 47 years to the day after Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his “I have a dream” speech at the same location. Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally, designed to pay tribute to America’s military personnel and restore traditional values, was strongly attacked by figures such as Sharpton and George Soros-funded groups like Media Matters, then campaigning to have Beck fired from Fox News.
Chafets says Reverend Alveda King, a national pro-life leader, delivered a conservative “I have a dream” message of her own at the Beck-sponsored rally that was “infuriating to many viewers,” and Ailes as well. “Ailes didn’t like it much, either,” he reports. However, the book doesn’t explain why Ailes took issue with the rally or the speech.
The book adds, “When Al Sharpton called him [Ailes] to complain, Sharpton was surprised to hear Ailes say he would ‘take care’ of it.” The passage is included in the context of Ailes making a decision that “he would have to get rid of Glenn Beck” and telling Howard Kurtz, then a media reporter with The Daily Beast, that “he was turning down the partisan heat at the network” and was pursuing “a more moderate tone” in programming.
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Time for a national discussion on race? Yeah Right.

Pendark
"We have spent the last 70 years trying to heal race relations in this country. There will be no advance in a dialog on race and race relations in this country until people of ANY color or race STOP MAKING THAT THE ONLY VALUE THEY HAVE TO THEIR COUNTRY!
Not until you stop accepting the lie of the media and realize that you have all been purposely divided and made to hate each other by a government that wants you busy fighting each other so that you cannot oppose the taking of your liberty; will the race divide EVER be healed.
Not until blacks stop accepting the lie that they are nothing and can be nothing because of the “great white oppressors," and realize that they have been sold a bill of goods that totally reverses the dream of Martin Luther King; so that they can be kept voting for the people doing it to them: can this issue ever advance.
The current administration, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton have taken you back 70 years just as the feminists of this country have set back the cause of women. But still you drink the Democrat Koolaid.
That is neither my fault, nor the fault of any white person in this country "- R. M. Bateman

Monday, July 15, 2013

Al Sharpton readies his tropical suits, high-humidity hair treatments and tunes up the bullhorn.

"The National Action Network is organizing the protests at federal court buildings to press the Justice Department to bring a civil rights case against George Zimmerman, who was found not guilty in the death of teenager Trayvon Martin by a Florida jury on Saturday.
Sharpton said his National Action Network intends to keep the pressure on until a civil rights case is brought, insisting the protests will show the national anger over the verdict is not a “two- or three-day” thing.
“It’s not over. And we are going to make sure it’s not over......." - Politico
 As far back as March 2012, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s niece  criticized the Rev. Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jesse Jackson for politicizing the Trayvon Martin shooting and leveraging racial tensions to rile up Americans.

“I would believe that, by stirring up all of the emotions and reactions, I wanted to encourage them to remember the man that they say that they followed, to remember that his message was nonviolence and very loving, referencing her late uncle. She added that she wanted to encourage Jackson and Sharpton “to talk about nonviolence and not to incite people with that race card that they are very good at playing."

So much for Dr. King's Legacy......

So While Everyone is Milking the Lillies Over the Zimmerman Aftermath…

"William Burns, US Deputy Secretary of State, flew to Egypt, the first US official to go to Egypt since the ouster of Muslim Brotherhood and former President Morsi on 3 July, and tries to set up a meeting with the radical Islamist Nour Party. 
True, they told him to go pound sand, but it makes one wonder why Obama is trying to meet with Islamists.
But ignore the fact that the so-called President is secretly attempting to support radical Islamists, a ‘white hispanic’ was just found not guilty of murdering a poor little innocent black child. Sure, hundreds of black children are killed each year in Chicago alone, and no one cares, this one was super duper special." -  Talk Straight
Only in America do white people get threatened with mass violence because a Hispanic man was acquitted of murder.
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And just some more moronic crap from from the halls of higher education in America:
"As a black woman in an nation that has taken too many pains to remind me that I am not a white man, and am not capable of taking care of my reproductive rights, or my voting rights, I know that this American god ain’t my god. As a matter of fact, I think he’s a white racist god with a problem. More importantly, he is carrying a gun and stalking young black men." -- University of Pennsylvania religion professor Anthea Butler  
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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Zimmerman Lawyer to Proceed with Case against NBC News

The Washington Post
Last night’s not-guilty verdict in the George Zimmerman trial will enable the neighborhood-watch volunteer to resume his case against NBC News for the mis-editing of his widely distributed call to police. Back in December, Zimmerman sued NBC Universal Media for defamation over the botched editing, which depicted him as a hardened racial profiler. [...]
NBC Universal Media responded to the Zimmerman complaint by noting that other media outlets played up the racial angle of Zimmerman’s deadly encounter with Trayvon Martin.
The company also noted the pivotal nature of the second-degree murder case: “[I]f Zimmerman is convicted, that fact alone will constitute substantial evidence that the destruction of his reputation is the result of his own criminal conduct, and not of the broadcasts at issue which, like countless other news reports disseminated by media entities throughout the country, reported on the underlying events.”
That formulation is now null.
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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Right in the Middle of the MSNBC online Race-Fest came this.......

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.........followed quickly by a gay porno movie scene of two fudge packers,
one black, one white going at it!!!!!!







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