Friday, September 30, 2016

More Lunacy From Our Favorite Socialist Midget: Free Money for Everyone!


Why We Need a Universal Basic Income
We’re heading toward the i-Everything far quicker than most people realize. Even now, we’re producing more and more with fewer and fewer people. Internet sales are on the way to replacing millions of retail workers. Diagnostic apps will be replacing hundreds of thousands of health-care workers. Self-driving cars and trucks will replace 5 million drivers.
Researchers estimate that almost half of all U.S. jobs are at risk of being automated in the next two decades.
This isn’t necessarily bad. The economy we’re heading toward could offer millions of people more free time to do what they want to do instead of what they have to do to earn a living. But to make this work, we’ll have to figure out some way to recirculate the money from the handful of people who design and own i-Everythings, to the rest of us who will want to buy i-Everythings.
One answer: A universal basic income – financed out of the profits going to such labor replacing innovations, or perhaps even a revenue stream off of the underlying intellectual property.
Some conservatives believe it’s superior or other kinds of public assistance because a universal basic income doesn’t tell people what to spend the assistance on, and doesn’t stigmatize recipients because everyone qualifies. In recent years, evidence has shown that giving people cash as a way to address poverty actually works. In study after study, people don’t stop working and they don’t drink it away. 
Interest in a basic income is surging, with governments debating it from Finland to Canada to Switzerland to Namibia. The charity “Give Directly” is about to launch a basic income pilot in Kenya, providing an income for more than 10 years to some of the poorest and most vulnerable families on the planet. And then rigorously evaluate the results. 
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Dear Mr. Reich, please have someone sit you on their lap and read you any recent history book. You will see what giving Americans free money does. Free anything creates dependency and sloth. It's estimate 30 to 35% of welfare hand outs now are squandered on booze, gambling, soda pop, tootsie rolls, prostitution, weed and illegal firearms.  This is not Finland, who have the highest incidents of mentally depression in the civilized world and produce basically nothing important, nor is it a diseased ridden dirt poor shithole in Africa. Americans are capitalistic independent industrious people with sadly a segment of it's population who believe, because of people like you, that they are owed everything. 

Basic universal income is just another revamped age-old snake oil socialist idea to take from the productive and give to the dependent, who have no inclination to be anything other then dependent. 

Someone get a net!

Fishnet Friday

Thursday, September 29, 2016

USA Today Flushes Self Down Toilet

The Editorial Board has never taken sides in the presidential race.
We're doing it now.

In the 34-year history of USA TODAY, the Editorial Board has never taken sides in the presidential race. Instead, we’ve expressed opinions about the major issues and haven’t presumed to tell our readers, who have a variety of priorities and values, which choice is best for them. Because every presidential race is different, we revisit our no-endorsement policy every four years. We’ve never seen reason to alter our approach. Until now.

This year, the choice isn’t between two capable major party nominees who happen to have significant ideological differences. This year, one of the candidates — Republican nominee Donald Trump — is, by unanimous consensus of the Editorial Board, unfit for the presidency.


Are You Better Off Today Than You Were 8 Years Ago?


I think it’s worth remembering something Ronald Reagan said at the last debate against the incumbent Jimmy Carter a week before the 1980 election:
"Next Tuesday is Election Day. Next Tuesday all of you will go to the polls, will stand there in the polling place and make a decision. I think when you make that decision, it might be well if you would ask yourself, are you better off than you were four years ago? Is it easier for you to go and buy things in the stores than it was four years ago? Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was four years ago? Is America as respected throughout the world as it was? Do you feel that our security is as safe, that we’re as strong as we were four years ago? And if you answer all of those questions yes, why then, I think your choice is very obvious as to whom you will vote for. If you don’t agree, if you don’t think that this course that we’ve been on for the last four years is what you would like to see us follow for the next four, then I could suggest another choice that you have."
We’ve lived under 8 years of Obama and are considering his acolyte to add at least 4 more.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

NBC News Boss: Lyin' Brian is Off The Hook



And there I was, sitting in for Paul during the
recording of Sgt. Pepper's..... 
Washington Post media blogger Erik Wemple grabbed a quick interview with NBC News president Andrew Lack at the first presidential debate at Hofstra University. Lack predictably talked up Brian Williams and his new show The 11th Hour as "off to a nice start." Actually, Williams is losing in the key 25-54 demo to CNN's Don Lemon. Worse yet, both CNN and MSNBC are trounced by an O'Reilly Factor rerun on Fox.
But Lack tried to claim the serial-exaggeration scandal that forced Williams out of his NBC Nightly News anchor chair last year was already "ancient history".
The blog Inside Cable News disagreed with Lack's "ancient history" spin, criticizing NBC: 
"It chose to bury the story rather than do what CBS did with the Thornburgh report which did a complete and very public number on Rathergate". 
A Matt Lauer interview only compounded things." 
“I told the story correctly for years before I told it incorrectly. I was not trying to mislead people. That, to me, is a huge difference here.”
Lauer pushed back: 
“But wait a second, you say, ‘I was not trying to mislead people,’ but I need to make sure we understand each other here. Did you know when you went on Nightly News that you were telling a story that was not true?” 
Again, Williams denied intentional dishonesty: 
"I never intended to. It got mixed up. It got turned around in my mind.”
When asked whether Williams had left behind some unfinished business in that Lauer interview, Lack responded, “Ancient history to me.”
This "ancient history" spin from NBC is a also a little strange coming from a network whose newscast is still broadcasting hyperbole about "Bridgegate Bombshells."

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

......and now a word from Sigmund.

Meanwhile, Back at Bernie's Pad........


This Week in Tin Foil Hattery

Field Marshall Alex Jones - Supreme Commander - Tin Foil Hat Brigades 

Don't Be Fooled When Hillary Clinton 
Tries To Assassinate Herself

Everyone's favorite Internet screwball Alex Jones got together with his notably insane whack-a-douche friend Roger 'Stone Cold' Stone last Sunday to discuss with America the latest in the ever present danger of Hillary Clinton and the Illuminati Lizard People who are about to take over the world.

Jones knows just how nakedly ambitious Hillary Clinton is, and he knows she will stop at nothing in her quest to be Empress of  America. In fact, he wouldn't put it past her to have “the globalists” pretend to assassinate her to gain sympathy.

ALEX JONES: What about a fake attempted assassination on Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton?
ROGER STONE: Look, the globalists will do anything. They killed John Kennedy. They infiltrated the Watergate burglar teams to botch the mission and bring Nixon down. They lied about health care. They lied about war in Libya.
JONES: So the sky’s the limit. The next 40-something days is an epic time to be alive.
Roger Stone also says he “fears for Trump’s safety,” which means Hillary is probably going to fake assassinate herself right before she for real assassinates Trump, and they all agree that maybe the “October surprise” is going to be one of those things maybe.

Of course, we regret to inform you that Alex Jones is being real lazy with his latest conspiracy, because of all the other stuff that’s going to happen to rig the election for Hillary. Does he not remember his own conspiracy theories about how Michelle Obama had Joan Rivers killed, so nobody would find out about the first lady is really a transvestite?  Uh huh, they're part of Hillary's plan too. And of course, like the lazy, mediocre host he is, Jones also forgot about how Barack Obama’s secret army of Illuminati Beyonces factors into all of this. Will they be unleashed before the election? Will they be Hillary’s protectors/bringers of doom on The Donald?

America needs to know these things in order to make a truely informed choice on November 8, so we sure hope Alex Jones starts seriously applying himself sometime between now and then.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Let's Get Read to Rumble!


Two of the best things Donald Trump has done since winning the nomination is first sidelining the Greaser Paul Manafort, who engineered that great campaign of President Bob Dole, and second, following the advice of longtime political campaign watchers such as was stated in my much malign blog post, to get back on message by letting the experienced campaign staffers go after the media criticism while he pointed the artillery at the real enemy, Hillary Clinton. That strategy worked. (suck on that, Grunt!)

With the polls a dead heat (which means he is in the lead) it now all comes down to the debates. If Trump can make the serious case against a corrupt Clinton to a national audience without the sophomoric face gestures and body language, the election is his.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, September 25, 2016

The End of an Era

So ends the 11-year reign of the "Mad Hatter" of LSU, one of the quirkiest and most popular coaches in SEC history, one who was as famous for oddball behavior like eating grass as he was for winning games at an impressive clip. 
News of the firing of Les Miles was first reported by the Baton Rouge Advocate and confirmed by ESPN. It comes one day after LSU lost to Auburn when the referees overruled what had appeared to be a game-winning touchdown. 
Les Miles posted a 75-18 record (41-15 in SEC play) in his first seven seasons at LSU -- a stretch that included three SEC West titles, two SEC championships, an undefeated regular season, a BCS National Championship and another NC title game appearance, as well as coached an NCAA record streak of 53 straight non- conference wins.  Miles leaves as the second most winning coach in LSU history, with a 114-34 record that includes seven 10+ win seasons. 
A true 'Player's Coach' who not only stressed athleticism but character in his players. One only need glance at the rosters of the NFL to see his success.  
[ESPN]

You Vote Democrat - You're Complicit


Friday, September 23, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought to You By BluesJunky: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

The Future Queen of America and Bubba Expand Their Royal Residence

Madam Hillary and her puppy Bill just bought some new digs in Chappaqua, New York, right next door to their primary residence. No ones sure if it's for hiding emails or maybe just for after hours muff diving strategy meetings with Princess Huma......
"The Clintons are building a compound in Chappaqua, New York. Hillary and Bill Clinton have bought the house next door to their current home in Chappaqua for $1.16 million, according to deed information on the 33 Old House Lane home. 
The 3,631-square-foot home, which was previously owned by architect Charles Chepigin, was sold to the Clintons on August 11, according to the documents. 
The Clintons currently own the the 5,300-square-foot home at 15 Old House Lane, a property they bought in 1999 as Bill Clinton was leaving the White House and Hillary Clinton was running for Senate in New York. That home was purchased for $1.7 million. 
By purchasing the new home, the Clinton’s now own the entire cul-de-sac at the end of the road in the leafy New York suburb...." 
Presidential candidates and ex-presidents are just like us! They own entire cul-de-sacs! But the property is  really not insane by the standards of insanely rich people like the Clintons.



But What Beautiful Grounds! You can bury a LOT bodies in a yard like that!

The Clinton's new house also features a 212-square-foot basement  which would be a really good place for that secret email server or for occasionally torturing a political opponents. At least they have way better taste than Sarah Palin. This is a very nice place, handy and away from the main house for that planning of international intrigue, goin’ skinny dippin' with Bill's girls, or giving their Secret Service protection a nice place to do their sex scandals, play canasta or bunco or just keepin' an eye on how much criming the Clintons doing at any given hour of the day. 


[CNN]

Thank You Larwyn for the Linkage!

Fishnet Friday


Thursday, September 22, 2016

Laughing at the Self-Destruction of the Media Gatekeepers


by Kurt Schlichter:
The media meltdown we are gobbling popcorn to right now is the result of two key phenomena – we normals have grown tired of the media elite’s lies, and today’s technology allows us to ignore the people who would presume to tell us what we can and cannot know. As the walls collapse around the few remaining information gates and we barbarians bypass them, gatekeeper gigs are becoming as rare as jobs for millennials with masters degrees in Feminist Interpretive Dance.
Now you media creeps are finding yourself ignored and irrelevant as America proceeds to do whatever the hell it pleases whether you like it or not. We don’t need you; we can and will get our information by ourselves. How I yearn to fill a hot tub with the salty, sweet tears of a thousand so-called journalists who decided to put their money down on progressive ideology instead on objectivity and public service. You just crapped out. That’s what you get when you always bet on hack.
Just when you thought you were going to become a Lord of the Fourth Estate, you idiots completely overplayed your hand right when technology gave people an alternative to your old school media monopoly. You pushed us past the point of toleration just as the web created other places for us to go. And now, look at you.  Just a bunch of pompous, boring, nobodies without reputations, without respect, without futures.
We’re laughing at you.
Then Donald Trump comes along and outrages you, but not for what he says or does. Hell, you haven’t seen so many eyeballs turned your way since that unpleasantness with the pumpkin-infused craft ale and trans lifestyle editor at last year’s winter solstice office party. No, Trump outrages you because he thinks you’re a clod and a joke and he mocks you, and no matter what you say, no matter what you do, no matter how much futile fussiness you manage to muster in that concave chest of yours, you can’t dent his popularity.
You’ve dumped everything you have on Donald Trump and he’s still tied with your ancient, crusty crone candidate Hillary. And you realize that you don’t have the power you were promised. You don’t have the influence you sought. You have nothing.
No one cares anymore.
[Townhall] 
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!


Reason is Wasted on Those Who Are Not Civilized

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Microsoft Claims It Can Solve Cancer by Making Your Body Run Like a Crappy Operating System

Keep This in Mind: Bill Gates is is a eugenicist hellbent on population control
“Microsoft has vowed to ‘solve the problem of cancer’ within a decade by using ground-breaking computer science to crack the code of diseased cells so they can be reprogrammed back to a healthy state,” reports the science editor of The Telegraph (UK).
“…[T]he company has assembled a ‘small army’ of the world’s best biologists, programmers and engineers who are tackling cancer as if it were a bug in a computer system.”
The Daily Sheeple:
Sadly, the entire cancer industry pretends that cancer is a spontaneous disease without cause — thereby violating the laws of physics and science. This is the only way they can keep profiting from the disease: by convincing people there’s nothing they could do to prevent it. It’s the BIG LIE of the for-profit cancer establishment. Because, you see, it’s just too boring and simple to tell people that vitamin D prevents almost 80% of all cancers… or that eliminating pesticides from your body by choosing organic products will vastly reduce your cancer risk.
No, the geniuses at the Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade want you to keep on poisoning yourself with all the causes of cancer while they figure out a way to reprogram your body’s cells as if you were a software program.
So instead of supporting your body’s built-in advanced technology that can identify and reverse cancer, these geniuses want to try to reinvent a whole new “artificial immune system” written by Microsoft engineers.
Has anybody noticed how badly Windows sucks as an operating system? Is their Blue Screen of Death the kind of “solution” we want for cancer patients?
Microsoft’s software is atrociously horrific, buggy and lacks anything resembling legitimate security. On top of that, Microsoft’s business practices are monopolistic, predatory and wildly unethical. Is this really the kind of “innovation” we need in the cancer industry which is already steeped in unethical profits and the mass killing of cancer patients with toxic treatments that don’t work?
Microsoft can’t build a mobile phone that works, but they want to run your body’s immune system… Read More

Our Federal Employee of the Month


She's Fine.....Really.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Goodbye Sweden!

Europe turned it's back on God after WWII.  You can shoot a cannon through any of the great Cathedrals of Europe on Sundays and not hit a soul. When the headless corpses lay on the blood soaked street corners of Stockholm, just don’t expect young Americans to shed their blood again to save you as they have in the past. This is entirely your doing.......



h/t BFH / billy fuster

California State Fart Police to Regulate Cow Flatulence


 Gov. Moon Beam Strikes Again

KPIX - Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.

Environmentalists hope that tackling short-lived pollutants such as methane now would buy time to develop new and more affordable technology to reduce carbon emissions. The legislation lays out steep reductions in a variety of pollutants, including methane. It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.

H/T WZ

Monday, September 19, 2016

Prepping For Debate


With Ropes In Hand, They Plan On Taking Him Down

This Is What It's Come To In America
"There was a time you as white folks could walk around at your pleasure, but if I as a black man tried to walk through your white neighborhood..... I would have been run out or arrested by the police. Now I can walk freely anywhere I please. Today, you as a white person come into my neighborhood, you would be beat, robbed, shot or raped, or stopped be the police and suspected of criminal activity. You starting to get the message? " - A Black New Orleans SJW to Diogenes
Jackson Square - New Orleans La. 
Jackson Square in the New Orleans French Quarter, site of the signing of the Louisiana Purchase which expanded the U.S. westward, dedicated to the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans in 1815, and the 7th President of the United States is once again under attack by self-righteous Social Justice Warriors.

Activist Group Plans to Pull Down Andrew Jackson Monument

from The Advocate
A New Orleans activist group is threatening to pull down the city's most recognizable statue in response to what members claim are unreasonable delays in removing four other monuments. Take 'Em Down NOLA says it will attempt to topple the statue of Andrew Jackson during a protest later this month in Jackson Square. Legal delays have kept the other statues -- honoring Confederate President Jefferson Davis, Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and P.G.T. Beauregard.
"We're going to go to Jackson Square. We're going to put ropes around Andrew Jackson and we're going to take him down off his pedestal," Take 'Em Down organizer and longtime civil rights activist Malcolm Suber said during a forum the group held Thursday.
The demonstration, scheduled for Sept. 24, will come a few days before judges on the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals are scheduled to hear arguments over whether to lift an order that halted the removal of the monuments.
"The key is we're not going to wait," Take 'Em Down organizer Angela Kinlaw said. "The city has taken plenty of time to make a decision. But the people are ready to move."
The equestrian Jackson statue is one of numerous monuments, streets and buildings that Take 'Em Down organizers believe promotes the idea of white supremacy by honoring slave owners and others who contributed to the oppression of minorities.
"Why would we want to continue to honor this person?" asked Suber, who said removing a statue so associated with New Orleans would send a wider message and serve as a "shot heard 'round the world."
Plans to take down the monuments weren't helped after the original contractor hired to remove them dropped out after its owner said he received death threats. Interest from other companies was lukewarm when the city later asked for public bids. Take 'Em Down organizers blamed the delay on both the courts — the 5th Circuit is considered one of the most conservative federal appeals courts in the nation — and a lack of aggressive action by the city. They said the city should have denounced or ignored the court order.
"I'm saying we should defy that order. That order should have no standing with us at all," Suber said. "We have no respect for the 5th Circuit because they're all (expletive) racists anyway."
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The term "Social Justice" has very little to do with Justice. SJW have just become a festering pustule on America.  It's about small groups of angry people who have been given the ability to intimidate. You cannot change history, nor wipe out it's memory of affects. In this case, if SJW's had any sense, they'd want to preserve the past as to demonstrate to their children how we as a people can right the wrongs of the past.

But blinded by anger, whipped up by profitable racist agitators, and the blessings of the Federal Government, no one will ever accuse SJW of being thoughtful........ 

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 18, 2016

Our First Lady Shows Off Latest Fashion Trend: From the House Painter Tarpaulin Collection.......


Hillary Goes After the Disaffected Millenial Vote

MFNS - After having to fend off rumors of a health collapse, sinking poll numbers, losing support in swing states, ever increasing unpopularity in her home state, and fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low, Hillary Clinton this weekend adopted a "new look" to appeal to millennials in New York City who are describe as suffering from angst and alienation.

Speaking before the 24th Annual Goth Fest & Marilyn Manson Makeup Convention,  Clinton showcased her new look at the event on Saturday  dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.  A spokesperson for the Clinton 2016 campaign insists that while the transformation may appear to be a cheap political stunt, it actually reflects the candidate's deepest and until recently, most secret beliefs.

"We are hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] Trump so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth," said A. Hola, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven. 

Clinton told her audience: 
"Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully. I say it’s time for a new political aesthetic, that we find beauty in the macabre. If you elect me as president, I’ll paint the White House black.  Visiting heads of state will be forced to confront their own mortality. Instead of backing down from Russian president Vladimir Putin at a UN summit, I’ll present him with the skull of a beloved Victorian poet.”
Donald Trump, he's dead, but he doesn't even know it yet. Even worse, he is mundane. He bores me.
And long before I was a grandmother in a lime-green pantsuit building up my foreign policy credentials, I was an angry young outsider who despised the conformity of my peers. Few know this, but while living in the Arkansas Governor’s Mansion in the 1980s, I was a prolific writer of Anne Rice fan fiction, and I used to dye my hair black until Bill told me it was unbecoming." 
When asked what advantage she has over her Republican rival, Clinton pointed to the two terms she served in the Senate, experience she gained while heading the State Department, and her mint-condition collection of all 13 albums released by The Cure. 

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought to you by BluesJunky - Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, September 16, 2016

Bulldogs vs Tigers


Saturday, Mississippi St. travels to Tiger Stadium with their #@%& cowbells for the 110th meeting between the Bulldogs and the Tigers. Mike has plans to add to his every increasing cowbell collection again this year. 

Being this years "Gold Game", LSU will dress out in retro uniforms of white numbered helmets, gold jerseys with purple stripes and white pants, a throwback to the uniforms of the 40's and 50's,  last regularly worn in the 1958 National Championship game. 

Since 2000, or the beginning of what some not so affectionately have come to call "The Saban Era" of Southern football, the Tigers have dominated the Bulldogs. 

While the Tigers are again favored, with the Bulldogs new QB, Nick Fitzgerald, who had a team record breaking game last week against South Carolina, this should be another good test of how far along the Tiger defense, who has only given up two touchdowns, has come so far. If they can contain the highly mobile Fitzgerald, they can solve their most glaring problem, time of possession.  This is a game the Tigers should win, but the offense will have to be on their game to win it.
I say Tigers by 10+  


And this is why the Good Lord put a great river between the states of Louisiana and Mississippi!


Hey Stingray, you bloated inbred Mississippi redneck, y'all got your ass kicked by an FCS team, and the team you did beat was a bottom tier SEC East team, South Carolina....SOUTH CAROLINA!  Hardly makes you a powerhouse there Fatso. And let's see....your Chihuahuas have lost 22 of the last 24 to the Tigers. PHFFT!  Match Les Miles 113-32 record and then you can throw some shade. BTW, your cat acts awfully gay and your momma wants her video camera back.....


Sorry Stingray, there's always next year..... maybe.   Woof Woof.....

 #1 Alabama @ #19 Ole Miss
This is all that needs to be said about the SEC Game of the Week:
Ole Miss has taken the last two contest between the teams and last year spoiled what should have been a perfect season for the Tide. No one in there right mind would want to be a Crimson Tide player on the ride home if they were to lose three in a row...... 
Nick Saban gets his revenge in Oxford - Tide by 12  

#17 Texas A&M @ Auburn
I'm still not convinced the Agricultural and Mechanical Dudes of Texas are as good as they appear. "But Diogenes, they have Trevor Knight and you know a little bit about John Cheaves' defenses" you say. And yes, you would be correct. But they play at Auburn, and this is the SEC. But, if A&M is for real, they could very well be a conference contender. 
I say Auburn in an Upset by 2  
 Elsewhere:  #10 Louisville Jumps #2 Florida St.    

After correctly calling the Arkansas upset of TCU ( Gawd I hate the Hogs) Diogenes went 4-0 last week.


Okay, Now That We've Settled That.........



Media Outraged: ‘We got played’ by Trump

(THE HILL) Journalists lashed out at Donald Trump on Friday after the GOP presidential nominee used his “major announcement” to get more than 25 minutes of free airtime on major cable news networks. 
Trump had hyped a statement he would deliver Friday in Washington about whether he believes President Obama was born in the U.S.
By The Hill’s count, 26 minutes elapsed as pro-Trump military members spoke on the businessman’s behalf. CNN, MSNBC and Fox News carried the event from its beginning shortly after 11 a.m. Eastern.
8 ball, corner pocket!

Fishnet Friday

Thursday, September 15, 2016

And Now a Word From Sigmund.....

Hillary Puts to Rest The Health Rumors


Hillary Returns to the Campaign Trail

Middle Finger News Wire - Hillary Clinton has staved off countless rumors about her health in the past month, and the bout of pneumonia that forced her to leave a 9/11 memorial event this weekend only compounded people’s concerns. The Democratic candidate had no choice but to address the matter, and she just did it in a big way: 

At a campaign event this morning,  speaking in front of thousands tens of assembled members of the press and supporters, Clinton unquestionably debunked comments about the fragility of her health by assuring her audience she was on strong prescribed medications for her temporary condition, and then proceeded to tear open her thigh and wrench out her femur. Immediately after freeing it from her leg, Clinton began to aggressively smash the femur against the speaker’s podium to demonstrate its vitality.  

Okay, so this is pretty much a masters course on how to take control of a story!  Clinton went on to say as she proudly held her leg bone high above her head:
"I welcome any man or woman who believes they possess the strength to shatter this femur to join me here on stage and try, though they will most certainly fail. 
Let it be known that my femur is more robust than a thousand oxen and as unbreakable as my determination to lead this nation as its first female president." 
Only a politician like her could take a potentially detrimental controversy and turn it into an opportunity to show exactly how ready she is for the Oval Office.

And here is our friend Springer's take on Hillary's return to the Campaign Trail...

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Could It Be Joe's Time For Shot At The Title?


ABC News contributor Cookie Roberts said Tuesday that Democrats are "nervously beginning to whisper" about  Hillary Clinton and what might happen if their nominee for president has to be replaced.  With Grandma Clinton seemingly with one foot in the grave and obviously can't keep from lying about everything, and Bernie Sanders kicked back and making out like a good socialist Bandit with a ton of money in the lock box and a new vacay house (compliments of your 20 buck contributions kids), one of the most viable candidates to carry on the destruction of America should Grandma seize-up or check out would be none other then Crazy Uncle Joe. 
"People are angry at the lack of transparency -- it was hours before the diagnosis of pneumonia was revealed -- after seeing this incredibly damaging video of her being helped and stumbling into this van. 
Look: There's a reason why the campaign is not transparent. Obviously it gives Trump ammunition, and he has been setting this up for months. Back in January he said that she didn't have the strength and stamina to be president. And then he knew at some point in the campaign schedule, she, like all candidates would get exhausted. But the fact that it comes now, when the polls are tightening and Democrats were already saying that Hillary was the only candidate who could not beat Trump, and it’s taking her off of the campaign trail,cancelling her trip to California today. It has them very nervously beginning to whisper about her stepping aside and finding another candidate...
Ironically the candidate everyone looks at is Joe Biden, who is even older than Hillary, and then again, so is Donald Trump....." 
Of course, this could all be for naught, as those great investigative reporters and scholars of the political scene at over at The Free Republic remind us, Hillary has a Body Double who was obviously the one that emerged from Chelsea Medvinsky's Apartment Monday.  

Among the reporters making the claim on the Twitter that secret, high-level meetings are taking place among Democrats to consider a possible replacement are David Shuster, an Emmy-award winning journalist based in New York City who formerly worked for MSNBC.

And just to show Joe Biden is healthy and ready to put on the gloves, he has even challenged Donald Trump to go jogging with him.   And just think about it....what would be more entertaining then a Joe Biden-Donald Trump Debate?



Monday, September 12, 2016

Media Goes To Temporary "Cover Our Ass Mode"




THE REAL DEPLORABLES

Four black men who never served a day in the military, used the stardom that comes with being NFL football players to disrespect the American Flag — and the men and women who have died defending it — prior to their football game on Sunday.
Four spoiled, self-absorbed black athletes who play for the Miami Dolphins didn’t care about supporting the pre-game ceremonies designed to pay respect to the 15th anniversary of 9/11. They cared more about shining the light on themselves and a racist group called Black Lives Matter.
Four overpaid, overrated black Miami Dolphins made complete asses of themselves by kneeling during the National Anthem on the most painful day in America. No matter how big the shoulder pads make them appear, as far as I am concerned Arian Foster, Michael Thomas, Kenny Stills and Jelani Jenkins are pathetic little black men who are no different than the Islamic haters who burn the American Flag.
If these 4 punks were “real” black men — if they were “real” black tough guys — they’d spend their time during the off-season working with the young black boys who join gangs and kill each other every night. Instead of kneeling down, they’d step up and do something about helping young black men to escape the drugs that riddle black communities. They’d donate their time to help educate young black men about the pitfalls of impregnating young black girls out of wedlock.
Here’s what these four black fools don’t understand: by kneeling they shined a spotlight on themselves in a way that forces me to write “black” at the start of every sentence. Yesterday, had I written about these 4 guys for whatever reason, I would have referred to them as “four football players.” But today they went to extremes to make it so America recognizes them as “four black men.” - Dennis Michael Lynch
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In 2014 dollars, it cost a family of four sitting in regular seats over $600 to attend a Redskins game. FedEx Field received $70 million dollars of taxpayer money to be built in 1997.  Meanwhile, the NFL made revenues of over $13 billion last year, which is a 50% increase from 2010.

Debate *cough* 2016

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A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 * No Tuxedos Required *
ACT I



INTERMISSION 
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OK, INTERMISSION OVER 
  SHUT UP & SIT DOWN!  

ACT II



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Friday, September 9, 2016

Cocks vs Tigers


Last week the Tigers traveled to Lambeau Field and suffered their first Opening Day loss in twelve years, as well ended their record streak of non-conference wins at 53. The offense came out stagnate and ineffective against a good Wisconsin Badger team. The bright spot was #7 crossed the 3,000 yd. career mark with a respectable 138 yds @ 6 yds per carry against a good Badger defense. The Tiger Defense played very well, stifling the Badgers at times, forcing three turnovers accounting for 14 points. They played soft, taking away the long pass and holding their 3 running backs to just 134 yds.  7 of the 12 Badger possessions started at their own 40 yd line or better, only to reach the endzone once. The Tiger defense did their job. This was a winnable game. The Tigers beat themselves.

This evening as the sun sets on the horizon of a flood ravaged Baton Rouge, Tiger stadium will be bathed in bright light and Purple and Gold as Mike and the Tigers welcome the Jacksonville St. Gamecocks to the electric confines of Death Valley. The Tigers have an amazing record of winning home openers. They look to continue that long tradition.  


Jacksonville State went 13-2 last year and played in the FCS National Championship game. They have a seasoned QB who can light you up. This should be another good test of a Tiger defense that is expected to continue to improve as weeks go on. And this is the last opportunity for LSU to get the kinks out of the offense before Conference play starts next week. Let him throw, Les. Let him throw!

Reluctantly, I say Tigers by 10

Elsewhere in the SEC:

Western Kentucky vs #1 Alabama- 3:30pm
Alabama blew the doors off USC last week, and the Tide appeared to roll as they did last year. The WK Hilltoppers visit Tuscaloosa Saturday and we will have the answer to the Question: Is the Tide as good as they appear again this year?
I say the Tide by 20

Arkansas vs #15 TCU- 7:00pm
This is a game that may come down to defense. TCU can put up points, but give up a lot. BUT, I say the Hogs surprise Frogs early and hold on for a slim win.  
UPSET- I say Hogs by 3

Virgina tech vs #17 Tenneessee - 8:00pm
I'm still not convinced the Vols are all that. I picked Georgia as SEC East Champs. And like LSU, the Vols still have alot to prove. But if Butch Jones took my advice and drank heavily this week, just maybe the Vols have improved enough to contend. 
I say Tennessee by 7 
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