Sunday, June 25, 2017

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Saturday, June 24, 2017

World Taekwondo Federation Had To Change Its Name Because Y'all Are Dirty

World Taekwondo president Choue Chung-won and delegates pose for a photo before the 2017 World Taekwondo championships in South Korea

Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

The World Taekwondo Federation announced Friday it was rebranding itself as "World Taekwondo" because it is too pure for this dirty world. For 44 years the group has been known as WTF, but that has obviously become, well, problematic. 

"In the digital age, the acronym of our federation has developed negative connotations unrelated to our organization and so it was important that we rebranded to better engage with our fans," World Taekwondo (formerly WTF) President Choue Chung-won said in a statement.  Unveiling a new "f**k"-free brand and logo, the sporting body said the change "reflects its commitment to evolving and adapting to remain relevant with today’s modern audiences."

[BBC Sports]                               Thank You MJA for the Linkage

I Think It's called Stupidity By Osmosis

Friday, June 23, 2017

Dems Are Plotting Against Nan!!

According to Politico, a handful of Democrats met in private to discuss the future of Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi after the disastrous Special election many hoped would demonstrate the electorate had begun to turn on Donald Trump.  Democrats are getting nervous as to whether their hopes to retake the House from the Republicans would be endangered if Pelosi was still leading their out-of-tune band. Pelosi yesterday in an embarrassing news conference stumbled through her accomplishments, saying, "I’m a master legislator. I am a strategic... politically astute leader. … My leadership is recognized by many around the country, and that is why I’m able to attract the support that I do.” Yeah, She told Um!


And I agree. I think the dems should keep Nan as their leader. After all, she represents everything the dems stand for. And she comes from good dem stock. Her Father and brother both ruled over Baltimore as Mayor, and we know how wonderful a  bastion of democrat principles it became. And she represents San Francisco, where visitors can witness all the diversity and cultural enrichment the dems love to promote. 

Visitors to her district home can wittiness the likes of  a live-action Night of the Living Dead starring hammer-wielding illegal alien homeless people, a locale now as devoid of children as any Ayn Rand novel, nice Victorian homes boasting the ugliest prices of any major market and a sad anti-Happy Meal ordinance, store clerks charging customers extra money for a grocery bag, and grant permits for public parades featuring guys with feather dusters stickin' out their butts! 

Yes my friends, we should all encourage the House democrats to keep Nancy as their politically astute leader. Some in America need to occasionally be reminded of just what the dems are, and what they stand for. And who better to be their standard bearer? 

God Bless America!

Fishnet Friday

For Perfessor Plum 😊

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Minneapolis Installs SHARIA HOTLINES for Muslims to Report ‘islamophobians’


Pamela Geller - Minneapolis has the largest Somalia Muslim community in the country. It has been hotbed of jihad activity for years. That city’s response to surrender to the supremacism and install hotlines for islamophobia. Muslims are encouraged to turn in their kuffar neighbors. The more terror in America, the more sharia. 
"The city of Minneapolis has set up a hotline for residents to report suspected hate crimes, including “speech and actions,” according to statements on the city’s website. The city’s Department of Civil Rights clearly states on its website that it only enforces hate crimes against certain “protected classes.” A city official further indicated the impetus for the hate-crimes hotline was the election of President Trump and that the targets would be his supporters."-WND  
It’s as if the conquered authorities are begging Muslims to conjure up tales, rat out their neighbors, and subjugate everyone else to the sub-class status they have voluntarily submitted to. This is sharia. Instead of hotlines to report jihad-related activity, Muslims are encouraged to report the kuffar (much like in Muslim countries like Pakistan.) You thought the islamophobia narrative was bad before. Just wait.

Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges shown here at a meeting with Somali Muslims wearing
 a hijab in April 2014.- WND

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Bitter Caucus of Congressional Black Folks Refuses Invitation to White House


The Congressional Black Caucus has decided to turn down a meeting with President Trump due to frustration with the administration's apparent disinterest (?) in its priorities and an opposition to being a willing photo-op "that the president could use to bolster his standing among African-Americans."

The 49-member CBC also reacted poorly to the invitation from the White House, extended by former Apprentice contestant Omarosa Manigault:
"As requested by the president, we would like to schedule a follow-up meeting with the entire membership of the Congressional Black Caucus to discuss issues pertinent to your members," Manigault wrote in the invitation, obtained by Politico. But multiple CBC members said they were put off that she signed the invitation as "the Honorable Omarosa Manigault," saying she hasn't earned that title nor has she helped raise the profile of CBC issues within the White House as promised. [Politico] 
As one senior Democratic aide put the CBC's decision not to meet with the president: "No one wants to be a co-star on the reality show."

Now I used the google and searched for articles on Trump's disinterest in black priorities and issues but found nothing. What I did find was his pledge to Presidents of the nations Historic Black Colleges to help advance the education opportunities of blacks, which leads to better job opportunities.  I also found the promise to try and help make black neighborhoods safer for children to play and law abiding citizens who now live in fear of crime.  And here, even after all the nasty partisan rhetoric the CBC have pointed at the president, they are given a chance to speak in private, directly with the leader of the nation to discuss their concerns and issues, and they refuse. 

The CBC is just a bitter group of bigoted elected officials who have lost power, and did nothing to advance their people when they did have it. Not only do they not represent their law abiding constituency, but don't represent american values. They're power hungry shysters riding the backs of the poor. They have need to segregate themselves from their fellow lawmakers by their skin color. The man to the right in the picture above perfectly represents our sentiments regarding this group of useless politicians.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

If the Democrats Were A Sports Team

Michael Moore took his anger out on Democrats following Tuesday night's crushing defeat in the GA6 special election, rightly labeling his cohorts a bunch of doltish buffoons who can't "get a friggin' clue."

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

.......and the dems go to sleep biting their pillows.



H/T DeadBilly

Retail Artificial Intelligence and Your Future Robot Overlords


Before Uber Billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and the Google Dudes board SpaceX and fly away to the safety of their futuristic mansions on Mars and leave us in the charge of our Artificial Intelligence Robot Overlords, some work here is still to be done. Musk is left to convince us life will be wonderful without fossil fuels as we drive our electric cars to the solar energy powered fully automated veterinarian office to have Fluffy nurtured and obedience brain chip installed. And Bezos and his journalist playtoys are not through convincing us Donald Trump is the devil, and Jeffrey hasn't yet cornered the market on retail sales and just about everything you will need to survive in the future.

Amazon didn’t acquire the iconic grocery retail brand Whole Foods just for the quinoa: Whole Foods operates hundreds of retail data mines, and Amazon just married a world-class artificial intelligence team with one of the best sources of consumer shopping data in the U.S. There are lots of reasons why Amazon would want to spend $13.7 billion on Whole Foods, and with one big check, it will now control more than 400 sources of prime data on consumer behavior.

Artificial Intelligence models will dictate how and where products are sold in the next decade, and there are only a few companies with the expertise and data sets necessary to build those models at scale. Years down the road, if you frequent an established but aging grocery brand, say Safeway or Kroger, you’ll either watch Amazon eat their lunch with improved efficiency and incredible reach, or you’ll become an Amazon Web Customer because you’ll need their retail products to survive.

Amazon 1998 - Hello. We sell books, but Online. 
Amazon 2028 - Please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen.

In the meantime, the Google Dudes recently went on an A.I. spending spree and purchased the Super Artificial Intelligence Company "Deepmind" in order to develop what they called a "Cybernetic Friend". The company’s purchase of "Boston Dynamics" sparked concern about why a search engine tech company needs a robotics maker. (that's a comforting thought, no?)

And Elon Musk launched his successful private cost-efficient rocket program, away from the wasteful gov jobs program called NASA, in hopes to eventually inhabit the Red Planet. "One reason we needed to colonize Mars—so that we’ll have a bolt-hole if A.I. goes rogue and turns on humanity." He has suggested implantable chips to treat brain disorders and one day, perhaps help protect the rest of us left behind from Evil Robot Overlords.

So the day may come Primecitizen, when your A.I. Robot Overlords deliver your predetermined A.I. approved evening meal by drone drop on your front porch as you drive home pass the abandon neighborhood grocery or brick and mortar retail outlet that now shelters illegal immigrants fleeing non-existent global warming catastrophes. 

...and don't forget to test your brain chip regularly and keep your Amazon Prime Tattooed Member Number on your hand clean and visible.


H/T Crazy Cousin Olivia for the Research

An Outsider's View of the American Media Circus

What my friend living in Japan says what she hears when she tunes in 
to the American News Media.....

Monday, June 19, 2017

Even Stevie Wonder Can See 'Black Lives Matter' is a Crock


Downtrend - With words they definitely didn’t want to hear, the music legend scolded blacks for killing each other while pretending that they actually care about black lives. Making these words even more shocking, Wonder was speaking about the Hispanic police officer who was acquitted on manslaughter charges in the shooting death of armed black man Philando Castile. At the “Conference on Peace” in Minneapolis Fox 9 reports Wonder laid into black people for killing each other.
“It is in your hands to stop all the killing and all the shooting wherever it might be. Because you cannot say Black Lives Matter and then kill yourselves. Because you know, we’ve mattered long before it was said."  
The news reports that this speech took place at the New Salem Missionary Baptist Church and that there were over 100 people in attendance. When Wonder finished those words, there was a smattering of applause at best. I can only imagine that black people don’t like to be told they are responsible for their own actions or much of the misery in the black community. 

 The lack of a roaring response was probably due to the fact that what Wonder said was what people on the conservative side of things have observed about Black Lives Matter from day one: it’s hard to buy into the BLM message when around 10,000 black people are murdered each year by other black people. For some reason saying “Black Lives Matter” when they don’t even appear to matter to other blacks seems a little insincere. That this message goes out in response to police officers doing their job makes it come across as an even bigger pile of bullshit. 

The 2017 Paul Revere Award


We at Diogenes Middle Finger are proud to announce we have been chosen as a recipient of the the Fifth Annual Paul Revere Award. It is a Privilege and the Highest of Honors to be recognized by your fellow bloggers and readers for the time spent and the work you present.  

From the Award Presenter's Website, Political Clown Parade:

"In 2013 I decided to honor bloggers whose work was filled “with the breathings of their heart.”  I refer to the bloggers whose sites are small in comparison to the “corporate” blogs that have an army of writers, resources and capital.  These are the good people who feed our soul—who make us laugh about ourselves or life—and restore our buoyancy in a troubled world.  They champion freedom of expression. The brave and resolute men and women behind those blogs hold down jobs and raise their families or selflessly provide care for loved ones. They possess an unwavering dedication to inform and warn their readers." 

I thank all who voted and I congratulate all the recipients of this years Award. The entire list of Honored Bloggers can be seen HERE.

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Sunday, June 18, 2017

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Saturday, June 17, 2017

Mitch "The Statue Slayer" Being Eyed As Possible 2020 Dem Candidate


New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu, Son of Moon - Brother of Mary, made a national production out of tearing down several historic monuments, including Andrew Jackson, the 7th President of the U.S. and hero of the The Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812. The removal of other 100 year old historic statues, Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and P.G.T. Beauregard, made Landrieu into a hero of the "Ignorance is Strength" American Taliban who seek to erase the history that isn’t compatible with their radical sensitivities. 

But to those with finely-tuned political antennae and top shelf bullshit detectors it was clear that Landrieu’s pandering and demagoguery had less to do with any sincere conviction and everything to do with getting noticed, (Mitch even got himself a Black Mistress) and launching a career in Democratic party politics on the national level. That is exactly what is happening. 
"Democrats looking for new blood to revitalize their party are taking a close look at New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu, who is suddenly being discussed as a dark-horse presidential nominee. That Landrieu is a new face from outside Washington makes him even more intriguing to hard-nosed Democratic strategists. "I find him to be an incredibly fascinating political figure,” said Jamal Simmons, one of the Washington Democrats turning an eye toward Landrieu. When you think who are the non-Washington figures in the left that ought to have a say in where we go, I think a lot of people would point to him. Now, as the party looks to rebuild, Democrats say Landrieu and other non-establishment politicians like him could be the future of the party." - The Hill 
But Mayor Mitch has several hurdles to overcome, not the least of which is being a white male in a party that has embraced identity politics as religious dogma. The only white male who has a chance would be Uncle Joe Biden who has coyly hinted at a desire to run. That however would put him at odds with those on the far left who will settle for nothing less than a woman – or a minority – as a candidate (unless it’s Hillary) in 2020.

The early handicapping favors freshman California Senator Kamala "I Slept My Way to the Top" Harris who has both the right pigmentation and a vajayjay, although she would have to tone down her bitch on wheels angry black woman act to appeal to more than the party base.

So Stay Tuned. As everyone should know by now, Louisiana is notorious for its long line of flamboyantly slimy politicians. Mitch is just our latest edition.

Educational Crash Course # 473

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

"Musicology 101"



NEXT IN SERIES:
Journalism 101:
 "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength."
A Round-table Discussion with the Editorial Board of the NYT & WAPO

Friday, June 16, 2017

Okay, Now That's Just Downright Offensive!


I know it was just a short three hour phony show of unity by democrats solely for media purposes, but seeing this lying leftist bag of bones wearing LSU Colors is disgusting. Not only a slap in the face to an Historic Southern University, but to the best sports conference in the country, The SEC. Whoever's idea it was to hand her that shirt needs a good kneecapping! Yeah, I said it!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Al Sharpton: There Not Be Enough Black People Sellin' Weed


Calls For More Diversity In White-Dominated Weed Industry 

Reverend Al Sharpton has a new beef with white society. Yeah, I know you're shocked. When it comes to spewing bullshit, the MSNBC host and race-hustling extortionist has few equals. Rev. Al has been a fixture of the racial grievance industry and ranks as an elder statesman in a time when, thanks to Barack Obama and the Democrats, race relations are at the lowest point since before the civil right era. 

What’s big Al’s beef now? There aren’t enough black people selling dope. According to the Huffington Post “Rev. Al Calls For More Diversity In White-Dominated Weed Industry”.  
"Rev. Al Sharpton says he does not personally consume marijuana, but that’s not stopping him from calling for more black representation in the white-dominated weed industry will be the keynote speaker at the Cannabis World Congress Business Exposition in New York on Friday. The event will mark the first time Sharpton will speak publicly about the decriminalization of marijuana use and call for an increase in diversity and better inclusion of people of color within the industry.
“Just because I don’t use marijuana as a Minister, does not mean I have the right to impose my moral values on others. However, I will challenge the cannabis industry and its distributors in states where it is legal ensure that we are not disproportionately excluded from business opportunities.” 
The event marks the fourth annual year for cannabis expo, which is recognized as the leading trade show and conference for the legalized cannabis, medical marijuana and industrial hemp industries. It will include a series of speakers and exhibits that will highlight ways to open, invest in and grow businesses focused around marijuana.
Based on crime statistics one could point out that Sharpton is only telling half of the story. While blacks may be underrepresented in the legal marijuana business, they are dominant when it comes to self-employed street corner pharmaceutical and marijuana sales. And after Barack Obama did very little to help blacks for 8 years, it seems the good reverend could find a better cause to forward the black community then pushing affirmative action in the weed dealing business.  But, this clown long ago became a parody of himself.

So......When Will the Left Begin Policing Itself??

The Left has been calling for unprecedented levels of “Resistance”. This includes even the Former Attorney General of the United States, Loretta Lynch, calling for “blood in the streets”.  David Simon, the writer for the television show 'The Wire', urged people to “pick up a brick”.  Film producer Paul Schrader wrote, “I believe this is a call to violence” 

Angry lesbian Lea DeLaria of “Orange Is the New Black” proclaimed that she was ready to “pick up a baseball bat and take out every f–kin republican and independent I see.”  Even Hillary's running mate Tim Kaine urged people to “fight in the streets”. Protestors have called for violence against Trump and the Republicans as part of their rhetoric, even before Trump had taken the oath of office. Colleges students have been passing out fliers calling for violence against Trump and his administration.

Vox published a call to violently riot in protest of a Trump visit. The City of Berkeley let the AntiFa protestors begin a street fight and riot in order to silence a pro-Trump speaker. The Huffington Post, lets not forget, published an article stating that violence was a good response to Trump - and this before he was even the official nominee. The author even said it was a logical response to Trump. Kathy Griffin… you can make up your mind if that was a call for violence or an approval of the sentiment, but in the end, its the same thing. And there's Snoop Dog and his video executing the president. There’s been others. There continue to be others.

The Left has bred this problem. The Left has allowed this problem to grow. The Left (Democrats, Hillary supporters, Bernie Bros, Antifas et al.) must tone down their repeated calls for violence. Otherwise, what happened yesterday is only going to be the least of what will happen. Calling for violence because your side lost an election, when the systems and processes for peaceful change still exist, is not acceptable!!  But if you insist on violence, you will most certainly lose.........

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

James Hodgkinson: Primed By Hate, Triggered By the Media

 Hodgkinson: "One of my favorite TV shows is “The Rachel Maddow Show” on MSNBC."

It comes as no surprise to me that after months of media drum banging, comedians portrayed holding a severed head and plays depicting political assassinations, etc... that someone on the left would go over the edge. I really didn't expect it to be a middle aged white guy though. I guess it shows just how deep the hate has become on the left.

James Hodgkinson, the Belleville man accused of shooting at congressmen and aides during practice for a congressional baseball game today, had written a number of letters over the years to the editor of the Belleville News-Democrat. In them, he often railed against hateful Republicans and tax policies.

He seemed obsessed about income equality. He was a fan of little left-wing midget Professor Robert Reich and his 
pseudo-socialist economics, who has recently stopped just short of calling for violence resistance. And no surprise either, he is a big fan of Ricky Maddow and his progtard friends at MSNBC riding their popular anti-Trump media wave of fake news exploitation.


Here's a few quotes:
"The best book I’ve read in a while is “Aftershock” by Robert B. Reich."  
"I don’t believe all of the messages on Fox News but I still think they get some of it right. Change channels to MSNBC and get a better, balanced opinion. One of my favorite TV shows is “The Rachel Maddow Show” on MSNBC." 
"As for my loving President Obama, I say when people look at the other side, the choice is obvious." 
"It’s time for the Republican congressmen to grow up. Maybe if they weren’t so full of hate, they could see what they are doing to this country" 
"I believe that anyone who increases his wealth in time of war is a war profiteer, and as such should be brought up on such charges. I also believe this includes President Bush, Vice President Cheney, most of their cabinet, all the people of Halliburton and anyone in the oil business. These people should pay for the crime of war profiteering and being traitors to their country."  
Today we witnessed what a steady dose of left-wing hate and ideology does to the human brain. And what can happen when ones hate and misunderstanding of the facts can do...... Primed by Hate, Triggered by the Media. 

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Just Another Reason I Don't Give a Rats A$$ About Professional Sports


GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS REPORTEDLY WILL SNUB PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER WINNING NBA TITLE


Downtrend -The National Basketball Association finals have just gone into the record books but the winners of the trophy may be looking at making a political statement. The Golden State Warriors rebounded from a good old-fashioned ass-beating by LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers to post a 129-120 win on Monday night after which they were crowned as NBA champions. 

But before the fizz had gone off the champagne, reports are out that the Warriors are likely to snub President Donald Trump by declining to make the traditional visit to the White House. According to the liberal blog Raw Sewage Story, Golden State Warriors refuse to visit White House after winning NBA title: reports: 
"The NBA champion Golden State Warriors unanimously agreed to skip the customary White House visit, according to reports, although the team hasn’t yet commented. The team, led by superstars Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant, unanimously decided not to accept congratulations from President Donald Trump.Warriors coach Steve Kerr has ripped Trump as a “blowhard” and “ill-suited” for the office, and player David West said the president was a poor role model. “All the tactics that he used to get elected are the very things that someone like me, who works with youth on a consistent basis, are the things that we try to talk our young folks out of being,” West said. “We try to talk our young people out of being bullies. We try to talk our young men out of disrespecting women. We try to talk our young people into being accepting of other people’s opinions and other people’s walks of life.” 
The White House visit is a longtime tradition for winners of major sports championships. The ongoing politicization of the games is a big turnoff to fans as the NFL can attest to after the Colin Kaepernick national anthem fiasco.

Sports is an escape valve from the day to day grind and troubles of the world yet multi-millionaire prima donnas are increasingly using their personas to push an extreme left political message that will ultimately result in people tuning out and finding something better to do.

UPDATE: As it turns out, this story (at least for the time being) is false, propagated by someone in the rabid snarling anti-Trump Sports Media. Ironically it came from a blog named "A Shred of Truth". But I stand by my opinion basketball is a useless waste of good time.....much like soccer.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Amateur Diplomat Dennis Rodman to Visit North Korea And Spend Some Quality Time With Flathead


Amid heighten tension over threatening missile launches and the detention of 4 american citizens, the androgynous cross dressing freak of nature and Basketball legend Dennis Rodman is said to be on his way to North Korea to visit his long time pal, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un.
Business Insider- North Korean officials confirmed that Rodman was expected to arrive in Pyongyang, North Korea's capital, on Tuesday. A senior US official also confirmed Rodman's trip and said he was not there in an official capacity.  Rodman declined to answer questions when he was spotted by CNN journalists at Beijing International Airport. Rodman has visited North Korea at least four times — his last trip being in 2014 where he and former NBA All-Stars played an exhibition game as a "birthday present" for Kim Jong Un.  Rodman has in the past defended his trips as "basketball diplomacy" and called them a "great idea for the world."  However, Rodman has been accused of ignoring North Korea's human rights atrocities, including the case of American citizen Kenneth Bae, who was held prisoner and sentenced to forced labor by the regime for allegedly planning to overthrow the North Korean government.

Keeping the ‘Russia Collusion’ Story Alive

"American democracy has been corrupted, and if not cured, the disease will be fatal. There is no other conclusion to be drawn when the public is deceived on the scale that was revealed (but ignored) by James Comey. The stunning truth is that the American political and media establishment allowed a phony story -- that they knew was phony -- to dominate our political discourse for months. When James Comey testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, he revealed that he had informed many important Congressional leaders that there was no investigation of President Trump and the Russians underway, even as MSNBC, CNN, The New York Times, and the Washington Post daily carried stories alluding to an imaginary investigation." 

 "None of these informed leaders spoke out! They allowed a make-believe tale intended to harm the legitimacy and therefore political power of President Trump to dominate mindshare in the nation's collective political conversation." - Thomas Lifson 



It Must Really Be Depressing to be a Democrat Theses Days

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Draining the Swamp is Gonna Expose Some Real Ugly Creatures Stuck in the Mud

Former Attorney General Loretta and Her Homie James Comey

"While the mainstream media was expecting Comey’s testimony to set the basis for a possible impeachment against President Trump, his revelations opened a Pandora’s box for the former Attorney General instead. Arguably, the most interesting part of the testimony of James Comey, the cowardly lion of the criminal justice system, before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday is not that President Trump was cleared of even a scintilla of corruption and obstruction of justice but that President Obama’s Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, is up to her eyeballs in both."

"Remember that Comey’s exoneration of Hillary came just days after Lynch met with Bill on the tarmac. Can you say “collusion” and “obstruction of justice”? The June 27, 2016 tarmac meeting on Lynch’s plane in Phoenix itself, in the light of Comey’s admission of Lynch’s pressure on him, is worthy of a special prosecutor all unto itself. Let’s hope this DOJ will focus on real crimes and real obstruction of justice. It may turn out that Loretta Lynch and James Comey interfered in the 2016 election more than Vladimir Putin could even have dreamed of." 
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Saturday, June 10, 2017

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Friday, June 9, 2017

CNN Dumps Iranian Born Tolerance Teaching Anti-Christian Islamic Promoting Scholar Who Called Trump "A POS"


CNN has cut ties with far-left "Believer" host Reza Aslan following a nasty June 3 tweet using an expletive to attack President Trump following the London terror attacks. The firing only continues what’s been an embarrassing few weeks for the anti-Trump network, ranging from being forced to fire New Year’s Eve co-host Kathy Griffin for her fake severed Trump head to Aslan to their false reporting about Jim Comey’s Senate testimony.

Aslan came under fire after using profanity to describe President Donald Trump in the wake of remarks the President made about the terrorist attacks on London. In the tweet, Aslan called Trump “a piece of Shit” and expressed dismay at Trump’s use of the tragedy to promote his desire for a so-called “travel ban” on certain kinds of people hailing from specific countries in the Middle East.


The Human Brain Eating Aalan promised more to come, so CNN issued a statement announcing they were pulling the plug on Aslan's Series.

Who is this one called Reza Aslan? Go to CNN’s website. You’ll learn he host Believer, a “spiritual adventure series.” You’ll be told Aslan is a “renowned author and religious scholar.” 

What you won’t be told is that Aslan is a leftist Muslim activist who wrote an insulting book about Jesus Christ called “Zealot.” He recently gave a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania titled “Fear Incorporated: Confronting Islamophobia in America.” What you also don’t see is how vile this so-called “religious scholar” can be on social media. 

After Greg Gianforte won a House seat after assaulting a liberal reporter, Aslan mocked Vice President Mike Pence: 
"And Jesus said, 'if someone tries to ask you a question, beat the shit out of them."
He responded to a Happy Mother’s Day tweet by House Speaker Paul Ryan by screeching:
"Except of course Syrian moms fleeing war, famine, and genocide with their starving children. Fuck those moms."
Responding a tweet by author and Obama critic Dinesh D’Souza, he fired off this beaut:
"Hey Dinesh. I'll say this as politely as I can: Go fuck yourself, you adulterous piece of shit felon."
That was similar to a tweet imagining what Khizr Khan's wife would say to Trump if they spoke after he criticized her at the Democratic National Convention:
"She'd probably tell you to go fuck yourself." 
And his tolerance really comes out when it comes to conservative Republicans:
"Just to be clear I was indeed wishing someone would rape congressman Todd Akin. I'd hate to be misunderstood."
Even After uncorking these intolerant, vicious and profane tirades by the “renowned author and religious scholar”, it took a strike against Trump for CNN to finally can his Sorry Ass

(MediaResearchCenter)
(PeopleWatch)
(ClownNewsNetwork)

Fishnet Friday

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Ramadan: It's Not Just for Prayer and Fasting Anymore


Ramadan is supposed to be a holy month of fasting, introspection and prayer for Islam. Fasting is one of the five fundamental principles of Islam. During Ramadan, Muslims do not eat or drink from sunrise to sunset. They are also supposed to avoid smoking and sexual activity raping, as well as unkind or impure thoughts and words. Ramadan is a time to practice self-restraint and self-reflection. Muslims go to work and school and take care of their usual activities during Ramadan; however, some also read the entire Quran, say special prayers and attend mosques more frequently during this time. 

Yes, some attend Mosques more frequently. Others, like in the Philippines, choose instead to visit a Christian Church. Upon arrival to the Church, instead of praying, the Muslim “visitors” throw Christian statues to ground, smashing and stomping on them. Not satisfied with the destruction, they set the Church on fire. Happy Ramadan! 

Others choose to run down people in the street with trucks and stab by-standers.

Still other Islamist enter a Manila hotel and casino and set it ablaze, killing 40 guests. There have been close to 200 killed so far, and Ramadan has just begun. Only 10 days in and there has been death, destruction and been massive property damage, not to mention the fear of future attack that is mentally weighing on people.

It's once again Islam's high holy days. Happy Ramadan! 

So, I leave you with this fun fact. The man suspecting of influencing at least one of the London attackers is Ahmad Musa Jibril. The jihadi preacher doesn’t reside in some Afghan cave or Libyan hell-hole. He lives in Michigan. And not just anywhere in Michigan. Jibril lives in Dearborn, also known as Dearbornistan, due to its concentrated Muslim population and “No-Go Zones.” 

 So Happy Ramadan everyone! May we survive until the 25th of June.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

No, Ricky Was Not Poisoned By Trump and the Russians


We were not actually worried that Ricky Maddow might had been poisoned by the Russians in retaliation for her constant, night-after-night, backbreaking work of reporting on the very weird and byzantine story of Russia’s hacking of the 2016 election and Team Trump’s possible collusion, being as far up the ass of the Russia story as she is.  But the lefty hate spewing forums were ablaze all weekend as to what had happened Ricky last week.  From a really bad pneumonia flu sniffle, possibly made worse by exhaustion, to being kidnapped or poisoned by the Russians. 

But when Ricky STILL wasn’t back last night (Monday), we were a li’l bit concerned! The fleeting thought entered our brain that we sure hope Trump’s Russian pals didn’t try any funny business on her. But then we said to ourselves, “pffffft, that is crazy.” But then we got on FaceSpace and the Tweeter and it turned out a lot of other people were like, WHERE IS SHE? WE ARE WORRIED.” 

Of course, she's probably out doing investigatin' on ALL THE OTHER SHIT Trump does, while making sure to she can start every show with a 74-minute lecture on something we didn’t know about before, like the history of Raven-Symoné fans in China, and how that connects to one time Trump toady, Paul Manafort,  who allegedly washed his grundle on a Tuesday, which connects to how this one Russian oligarch’s last name LITERALLY TRANSLATES to “Paul’s Grundle Washer”. 

But word is she'll be back, hopped up on drugs, so she can continue to report on Jared Kushner begging Russia for a secret Russian spy phone, so he could tell Russian spies his secrets. And she'll be back to tell everyone about how that brave girl gave up some secret info to the Intercept and proved Trump and the Rooskies are in cahoots

At least now NBC News president Andy Lack can stop having nightmares of replacing all the night-time liberal content with three straight hours of Greta Van Susteren incessantly asking “Hey know what I think?  

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Monday, June 5, 2017

Ineffective “COEXIST” Bumper Stickers Recalled


Tard Times - Washington DC: The National Highway Traffic Safety Board along with The Consumer Protection Agency have issued a product recall for over 500,000 units of the popular “COEXIST” bumper sticker due to an ineffective and unsustainable message of world peace, U.S. safety regulators said on Monday.

“After the immeasurable millions of incidents of human suffering and death due to war, muslim intolerance and genocide from the years of 623 AD through 2016, this sticker needs to be pulled from retail shelves and all automobiles immediately,” the NHTSB said in a statement online. “NHTSB likes the sticker,” the statement continued. “We believe it looks really cool in a tie-dye color scheme. In the current geopolitical climate, however, our in-house statisticians predict this trend in which people get shot, stabbed and have their heads forcefully removed will not slow down in the foreseeable future.”

The graphic, spelling “Coexist” through religious and political symbols, has garnered thousands of complaints from consumers for inefficacy, despite regular appearance on the rear bumpers of cars owned by progressive Americans. “I had a feeling something wasn’t working back there. I heard some rattling on NPR about crises in Europe, the Middle East, Africa… even America,” said Subaru Outback owner Wayne Darvy of Burlington, Vt. “How can sticker companies just sit back and profit from a clearly unattainable mantra? I feel duped.” 

“Unfortunately, with Donald Trump’s presidency, we foresee demand for left-leaning slogan products dropping considerably. We’re particularly worried about ‘Have A Nice Day’. Studies show nice days are highly unlikely,” spokesperson Amy Kane told reporters outside of their Detroit manufacturing plant. “Luckily, the forecast for "Truck Nutz" and "Make America Great Again" through Q3 2020 projects record profits.” 

“We encourage all owners to peel off their ‘COEXIST’ with soap and water and bring it to your local Spencer Gifts, where you will receive a " أنت مارس الجنس " bumper sticker free of charge,” she said.

I Wonder.......

 If you were to take these men by the hand and walk them through London today,
would they feel utterly betrayed?


Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Clinton Points Boney Finger At Middle Finger News


CNN World - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, James Comey, Tweeter, Facebook, Climate Change and Toenail Fungus for her unexpected loss in November, Thursday Hillary Clinton again skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com INC.

Speaking before a gathering of Adult Diaper Manufactures Thursday, Mrs. Clinton fired both her whining barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own experiences with them.  I directly blame them for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!"
Mrs. Clinton then began repeatedly banged her head on the podium and broke down in tears and a raging coughing fit, and had to be helped off and attended to backstage.

When CNN contacted the MFNS HQ about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard to break out in uproarious laughter. When our reporter informed the spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya Skippy? Shit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

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