Friday, June 30, 2017

Our Monthly Visit to Crazyville

Alex Jones - Naked Lunch  

Last night we took our regular month ending visit to Ground Zero For Crazy, the websites Salon dot com and Alex Jones' InfoWorld.  And man did we pick the right night. Jones was taking a break Thursday from his important work like exposing the secret conspiracy of how Hillary Clinton’s death squads (or the CIA) keep killing Trump pal, Roger Stone, to do some old-school space-alien X-Files craziness for a change. It was actually kind of nostalgic!

Jones’s guest, Robert David Steele, casually brought up the secret pedophile pleasure colonies on Mars that are the final destination for thousands of kidnapped children. (It's secret, that’s why there’s no evidence!).  After Steele explained that virtually all the kidnapped children have their bone marrow taken and used as a youth serum (oddly, he cited no clinical trials on that), Steele got to the real scandal that nobody dares talk about:
"This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There’s all kinds of ..."
Unfortunately, before Steele could explain more about this Mars colony, like how long it’s been there, who runs it, and why there’s no trail of evidence from missing children reports to these secret rocket launches, Jones interrupted him. That’s a shame since we wanted to know more about those 20-year rocket trips, which apparently use prop planes, since NASA usually gets probes to Mars in under a year.  Or maybe it’s a trip to Mars plus 19 years of servitude, and then the pedophile colonists eat the now-adult victims. In any case, Jones had to share what HE knows about all of NASA’s trickery:

Note: Must read in Alex Jones Voice:
"Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that, that’s the kind of thing the media jumps on. But I know this: we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, “Oh look, it looks like mechanics.” They go, “Oh, you’re a conspiracy theorist.” Clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening. Every time probes go over they turn them off. Well I don’t know about Mars bases, but I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now." 
Well, yeah. Everyone knows about the alien chimera lifeforms, DUH! But as expected,  NASA quickly denied the rumor.  We actually rather missed the good old bugfuck-crazy version of Alex Jones, the guy who’s worried about the Gay Bomb that’s Turning all the Frogs Gay and the New World Order plot to replace most of humanity with cyborg slaves. At least that nonsense is sort of harmless, as opposed to inciting idiots to harass the parents of slain Sandy Hook School Children.

For the First Time Since November, The Word That Does Not Appear on the Front-page at CNN: Russia.

The Narrative has Changed

Clicky to Embiginate


Althouse - "I do see — look closely — "Van Jones: O'Keefe video is a hoax." The video is the one where we hear Van Jones say "That Russia thing is just a big nothing-burger." But the teaser on the front page doesn't give us a clue that the video had to do with Russia, and even when you click through, there's no mention of the substance of what we hear Jones say in the video, just the assertion: "CNN's Van Jones says the ambush video of him done by notorious provocateur James O'Keefe is a hoax."

And how is the video a hoax? I think Jones is misusing the word, because he does not deny that he is the man in the video or that there's some context that would change the meaning of his statement. He indicates that he could have said other things, but not that he did actually on that occasion say more and O'Keefe had it edited out......."  - READ MORE

Fishnet Friday

Thursday, June 29, 2017

We're Trapped in a Junior High Lunch Room of National Politics

MSNBC's Morning with Squinty and Meat Puppet

Since we're living in a world gone mad, I suppose nothing should surprise us. No matter how weird things get, we should probably just shrug our shoulders, say "huh. that happened," and move along. I mean, the last election should have prepared us for how strange things were going to get, right? Nope.

This morning, we woke to find ourselves in a strange new reality where the President of the United States rips a TV host for her bleeding face lift, and she fires back with a "small hands" meme. We're trapped in the Junior high lunch room of national politics, a place where children squawk at each other while the world burns around them.


Sure, Mika's a blithering dolt. No one's arguing otherwise. She's wrong about virtually everything, has no business being the host of an alleged "news" show, and the flood of faux outrage she pours over every single minute issue grew exhausting years ago. But doesn't the leader of the free world have better things to do? 

I get that the media is, rightly, despised, and that they provide a hilarious punching bag, but at some point you have to step away from the keyboard and think about what you're saying. 

Punchline that she is, Mika fired back in predictable fashion...


Yep. A "small hands" joke - which, as you know, is really a reference to a small ...something else. In other words, Mika's decided to go the "I know you are but what am I" route. It's just as childish and probably twice as dumb.

This whole episode illustrates my one and only complaint with Donald Trump: Not using social media to his advantage to forward his policies and agenda.  Everyday reporters in the traditional media expose themselves as biased and fraudulent. You don't arm your enemy, and you don't get in the way of your enemy while they are in the process of committing suicide

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Even When Donald Trump Loses, He Wins!

Trump Tower Toronto
Donald Trump is the greatest deal-maker ever. If you don’t believe that, then consider this story from Canada, where The Trump Organization will make a tidy profit off people who want nothing to with him.

JCF Capital ULC, which owns the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Toronto, is so keen to get the Trump name off the building that it’s paying an undisclosed sum (said to be upwards of $6 million) to get out of a licensing agreement initiated by the original owner that allowed them to slapped the Trump brand on the hotel complex.

The Trump name is expected to be removed from the buildings as early as August 1, according to “a person with knowledge of the matter” who spoke to Bloomberg Business anonymously, since the deal is confidential. It was not reported whether the source was snickering at the idea that getting out of Donald Trump’s name was worth every penny, or just Loony. A new name for the building complex hasn’t been announced yet, but maybe they could go with “The Sexxy Justin Trudeau Arms.” 

Since JCF Capital is a U.S. based company, it remains to be seen whether a foreign company paying to distance itself from the president would violate the obscure "Emoluments" clause. For those who slept through civics class, it is 49 words in Article I of the Constitution:
“No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
According to legal scholars, these words were added out of a concern from the 1700s that American ambassadors, on the far side of the pond, might be corrupted by gifts from rich European powers. Benjamin Franklin, for instance, had accepted a snuffbox festooned with 400 diamonds from the King of France. John Jay accepted a horse from the King of Spain. Both basically said FU to their critics, and after that the Emoluments Clause rarely came up again. It’s never been the subject of a major court case and never been taken up by the Supreme Court, leaving great uncertainty about what it really means. And you can bet the left will find some miraculous unknown restriction or prohibition and try and make hay.  

But as I said, even when he loses, he wins. Last October, the CEO of Trump Hotels announced plans for a new chain of exciting, high priced luxurious resort hotels, unpolluted by the Trump brand to be called “Scion”, pointed at wealthy millennials who wouldn't vote for him anyway and would rather stay in a hotel that sounds like a failed Japanese car brand. 

[CBC]
[Business Week]
[IBD]

ANTIFA Is Gettin' Their Inner Chuck Norris On Because Y'all Just Way Too Violent

Chicago-area ANTIFA Group Crowdfunded an Anti-Right-Wing Gym to Train Up Them Some Bad Asses

A group of ANTIFA morans in Chicago who call themselves “Haymaker Collective”, who vowed to combat an ‘increasingly violent’ Right-wing Trump America, recently emerged from their parents basements after crowdfunding a startup for a “self-defense” training gym. The Indiegogo fundraiser asked for donations totaling $50,000, but sadly fell short by only $44,000 bucks. Since they didn’t hit anywhere near their goal (mainly because anti-fascist fascist protesting doesn't pay very well) the group of mostly pasty white millennial would-be-ninja gym members are regulated to training on the spacious lawn behind the Chicago’s Museum's Adler Planetarium. 

The gyms purpose is to train ANTIFA members to fight “white supremacy” and to combat “hetero-normative, masculine gym culture,” creating a safe space for those who feel threatened by “Trump’s America” and traditional gyms full of those testosterone laden muscle bound bullies. 

A video produced by Unicorn Riot, which bills itself as “Your Alternative Media” features the project’s creators and members talking about their goals with their modest startup gym. We'll let them explain this whole thing as only a pasty white basement dwelling unemployed millennial can do. 

And Please, put down your drinks before watching this.......


I'll bet these guys couldn't even walk the day after this video was shot. LOL!

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

The UN Declares War On Tits!!!


It's Time to tell the United Nations to move their Circus HQ somewhere else. They're like a crazy aunt living in our attic......

Downtrend - The United Nations is on a roll. Recently they announced their efforts to make cultural appropriation illegal and now they want to ban titties in advertising. I’m not even kidding about this. A UN group is aiming to ban any sexy ads that that reinforce negative stereotypes of women. What that means is anyone’s guess, but clearly the UN has their priorities straight because there are no more pressing issues than scantily-clad women in burger chain commercials.

The Unstereotype Alliance is part of the UN Women’s Group and their mission is “to banish stereotypical portrayals of gender in advertising and all brand led content.” See, I told you I wasn’t joking around. This is a serious thing, or actually it’s something that lunatics take seriously.

According to their mission statement, they will “tackle the widespread prevalence of stereotypes that are often perpetuated through advertising.” How exactly they plan on tackling this made up issue remains a mystery, but apparently tackling is a big part of the solution.

The UN is a ridiculous organization and this new initiative is all the proof you need. There are places where women do not have equal rights. There are countries where women are abused and murdered. A Carl’s Jr. ad doesn’t make Muslims mutilate the genitals of little girls. A Go Daddy commercial with below-average Danica Patrick isn’t why women are stoned to death because that’s what passes for divorce proceedings in certain places. If the UN really wants to help some worldwide, why not go after the after the mostly Islamic countries where women are treated like property?

Three Fake News Journalists Leaving CNN After Russia Story Retracted


According to CNN, three of their of their fake news/investigative unit journalist, including Thomas Frank, formally of USA Today and Newsday who wrote the story, Eric Lichtblau, a veteran of The New York Times and Pulitzer Prize winner, and Lex Haris, who oversaw the unit and previously the executive editor of CNNMoney have resigned after their publication of a Russia-related article was retracted.
CNN Money- "In the aftermath of the retraction of a story published on CNN.com, CNN has accepted the resignations of the employees involved in the story's publication," a spokesman said Monday evening. The story, which reported that Congress was investigating a "Russian investment fund with ties to Trump officials," cited a single anonymous source."
As if that is unusual for the media these days??? Can we say 'Fake Dossier' anyone?
"These types of stories are typically reviewed by several departments within CNN -- including fact-checkers, journalism standards experts and lawyers -- before publication. On Friday, one of the people named in the story, Trump ally Anthony Scaramucci, disputed Frank's reporting and said, "I did nothing wrong." In a staff meeting Monday afternoon, investigative unit members were told that the retraction did not mean the facts of the story were necessarily wrong. Rather, it meant that "the story wasn't solid enough to publish as-is," one of the people briefed on the investigation said."
Think this all kinda laughable now seeing CNN's reputation of passing off rumor and innuendo as news through the airwaves and social media. And obvious what they've done shows their lack of any journalistic integrity. I think this story was, like all the Trump stories we have had to endure, was just more shady sourced BS out of some government office or DC bar (if sourced at all). And I think someone at CNN Corporate, watching the whole news organisation  become a laughing stock, in an attempt to stop the bleeding is starting to put their foot down on the bullshit.


The Trump/Russia story, no matter how much they try and make it go, is going nowhere. And maybe someone finally realized it. Maybe not. 

Now I suggest to CNN, if they really are an investigative news organization and want their street cred back, (short of firing that Don Lemon guy and the crazy woman on in the daytime) would be to get your Woodward and Bernstein on, and point your journalistic snoop dogs towards uncovering the "High Crimes and Misdemeanors" of  Hillary Clinton and company. Helping to rake over the coals and put the first former First Lady in prison would surely get you one of those Pulitzer thingies. Guaranteed!

Monday, June 26, 2017

Secret Service Leaks Details of Clinton Post Elect Condition


UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE 

SUPERVISING SPECIAL AGENT’S WEEKLY REPORT DUTY 

STATION: Chappaqua, New York 

PROTECTEE: Hillary Rodham Clinton 

Date: Jan. 24, 2017 

DETAILS: 

Mrs. Clinton did not emerge from sleeping quarters until almost noon again today, as has often been the case since Nov. 9. Her attention to personal grooming continues to deteriorate, as evidenced by her now customary attire of housecoat and fuzzy slippers, both of which are very much in need of laundering. As has also become customary, she spent the afternoon pacing the house with a cup of coffee in one hand and a tumbler of Wild Turkey in the other, which are replenished as needed by Ms. Mills and Ms. Abedin, respectively. Mrs. Clinton has also taken up smoking cigarettes, unfiltered Camels to be precise, and is often careless with the ashes. The carpeting throughout the house now bears numerous burn marks along with stains from spilled coffee and whiskey. (See accompanying requisition for additional fire extinguishers.)

While pacing the house, Mrs. Clinton talks to herself, at times making reference to some hoped for but yet unplanned visits to Iowa and New Hampshire. At other times she shouts, often inquiring as to the whereabouts of President Clinton. “Where’s Bill?” she screamed at one agent this morning. “Where the [redacted] is my husband? Where the [redacted] is my [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted] husband?” 

Mrs. Clinton’s full-time hair-and-makeup staff, which during the campaign numbered as high as 25, saw the final resignation last week. “I can’t do this anymore,” the woman screamed as she ran from the house. For Mrs. Clinton’s attendance at the inauguration, hair and makeup artists had to be recruited from the D.C. area market. Even then, Mrs. Clinton’s mercurial reputation is such that some would only sign on for the task after being assured that Mrs. Clinton would be disarmed and medicated. Household staff also suffers from high rate of attrition due to Mrs. Clinton’s behavior, which grows more erratic by the day.

The decision to surreptitiously medicate Mrs. Clinton prior to the inauguration, though fraught with risk at the time, appears to have been prudent. Members of the detail report that in no one’s memory has she been as easily handled as she was on Friday. “I didn’t hear her curse all day,” said one agent, “at least not until the meds wore off.” More importantly, the medication allowed agents to retrieve and conceal the revolver Mrs. Clinton has taken to carrying, thus lessening (but not eliminating) the potential threat to Mr. Trump during the ceremony at the capitol.

Should the tactic of medicating Mrs. Clinton be employed again for some future public appearance, I recommend additional precautions be taken. Though President and Mrs. Clinton are seldom together, we should guard against President Clinton being accidentally exposed to the substances used to sedate his wife. He appeared to have ingested some stupefying agent on Friday, as revealed by this photograph from the Chicago Tribune. Though unintentional, having President Clinton medicated as well did yield benefits. Accusations of unwanted propositions and other improper behavior toward women are commonplace during President Clinton’s public appearances, yet none were reported on Friday.
H/T Scott Osborn

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Saturday, June 24, 2017

World Taekwondo Federation Had To Change Its Name Because Y'all Are Dirty

World Taekwondo president Choue Chung-won and delegates pose for a photo before the 2017 World Taekwondo championships in South Korea

Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

The World Taekwondo Federation announced Friday it was rebranding itself as "World Taekwondo" because it is too pure for this dirty world. For 44 years the group has been known as WTF, but that has obviously become, well, problematic. 

"In the digital age, the acronym of our federation has developed negative connotations unrelated to our organization and so it was important that we rebranded to better engage with our fans," World Taekwondo (formerly WTF) President Choue Chung-won said in a statement.  Unveiling a new "f**k"-free brand and logo, the sporting body said the change "reflects its commitment to evolving and adapting to remain relevant with today’s modern audiences."

[BBC Sports]                               Thank You MJA for the Linkage

I Think It's called Stupidity By Osmosis

Friday, June 23, 2017

Dems Are Plotting Against Nan!!

According to Politico, a handful of Democrats met in private to discuss the future of Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi after the disastrous Special election many hoped would demonstrate the electorate had begun to turn on Donald Trump.  Democrats are getting nervous as to whether their hopes to retake the House from the Republicans would be endangered if Pelosi was still leading their out-of-tune band. Pelosi yesterday in an embarrassing news conference stumbled through her accomplishments, saying, "I’m a master legislator. I am a strategic... politically astute leader. … My leadership is recognized by many around the country, and that is why I’m able to attract the support that I do.” Yeah, She told Um!


And I agree. I think the dems should keep Nan as their leader. After all, she represents everything the dems stand for. And she comes from good dem stock. Her Father and brother both ruled over Baltimore as Mayor, and we know how wonderful a  bastion of democrat principles it became. And she represents San Francisco, where visitors can witness all the diversity and cultural enrichment the dems love to promote. 

Visitors to her district home can wittiness the likes of  a live-action Night of the Living Dead starring hammer-wielding illegal alien homeless people, a locale now as devoid of children as any Ayn Rand novel, nice Victorian homes boasting the ugliest prices of any major market and a sad anti-Happy Meal ordinance, store clerks charging customers extra money for a grocery bag, and grant permits for public parades featuring guys with feather dusters stickin' out their butts! 

Yes my friends, we should all encourage the House democrats to keep Nancy as their politically astute leader. Some in America need to occasionally be reminded of just what the dems are, and what they stand for. And who better to be their standard bearer? 

God Bless America!

Fishnet Friday

For Perfessor Plum 😊

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Minneapolis Installs SHARIA HOTLINES for Muslims to Report ‘islamophobians’


Pamela Geller - Minneapolis has the largest Somalia Muslim community in the country. It has been hotbed of jihad activity for years. That city’s response to surrender to the supremacism and install hotlines for islamophobia. Muslims are encouraged to turn in their kuffar neighbors. The more terror in America, the more sharia. 
"The city of Minneapolis has set up a hotline for residents to report suspected hate crimes, including “speech and actions,” according to statements on the city’s website. The city’s Department of Civil Rights clearly states on its website that it only enforces hate crimes against certain “protected classes.” A city official further indicated the impetus for the hate-crimes hotline was the election of President Trump and that the targets would be his supporters."-WND  
It’s as if the conquered authorities are begging Muslims to conjure up tales, rat out their neighbors, and subjugate everyone else to the sub-class status they have voluntarily submitted to. This is sharia. Instead of hotlines to report jihad-related activity, Muslims are encouraged to report the kuffar (much like in Muslim countries like Pakistan.) You thought the islamophobia narrative was bad before. Just wait.

Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges shown here at a meeting with Somali Muslims wearing
 a hijab in April 2014.- WND

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Bitter Caucus of Congressional Black Folks Refuses Invitation to White House


The Congressional Black Caucus has decided to turn down a meeting with President Trump due to frustration with the administration's apparent disinterest (?) in its priorities and an opposition to being a willing photo-op "that the president could use to bolster his standing among African-Americans."

The 49-member CBC also reacted poorly to the invitation from the White House, extended by former Apprentice contestant Omarosa Manigault:
"As requested by the president, we would like to schedule a follow-up meeting with the entire membership of the Congressional Black Caucus to discuss issues pertinent to your members," Manigault wrote in the invitation, obtained by Politico. But multiple CBC members said they were put off that she signed the invitation as "the Honorable Omarosa Manigault," saying she hasn't earned that title nor has she helped raise the profile of CBC issues within the White House as promised. [Politico] 
As one senior Democratic aide put the CBC's decision not to meet with the president: "No one wants to be a co-star on the reality show."

Now I used the google and searched for articles on Trump's disinterest in black priorities and issues but found nothing. What I did find was his pledge to Presidents of the nations Historic Black Colleges to help advance the education opportunities of blacks, which leads to better job opportunities.  I also found the promise to try and help make black neighborhoods safer for children to play and law abiding citizens who now live in fear of crime.  And here, even after all the nasty partisan rhetoric the CBC have pointed at the president, they are given a chance to speak in private, directly with the leader of the nation to discuss their concerns and issues, and they refuse. 

The CBC is just a bitter group of bigoted elected officials who have lost power, and did nothing to advance their people when they did have it. Not only do they not represent their law abiding constituency, but don't represent american values. They're power hungry shysters riding the backs of the poor. They have need to segregate themselves from their fellow lawmakers by their skin color. The man to the right in the picture above perfectly represents our sentiments regarding this group of useless politicians.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

If the Democrats Were A Sports Team

Michael Moore took his anger out on Democrats following Tuesday night's crushing defeat in the GA6 special election, rightly labeling his cohorts a bunch of doltish buffoons who can't "get a friggin' clue."

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

.......and the dems go to sleep biting their pillows.



H/T DeadBilly

Retail Artificial Intelligence and Your Future Robot Overlords


Before Uber Billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and the Google Dudes board SpaceX and fly away to the safety of their futuristic mansions on Mars and leave us in the charge of our Artificial Intelligence Robot Overlords, some work here is still to be done. Musk is left to convince us life will be wonderful without fossil fuels as we drive our electric cars to the solar energy powered fully automated veterinarian office to have Fluffy nurtured and obedience brain chip installed. And Bezos and his journalist playtoys are not through convincing us Donald Trump is the devil, and Jeffrey hasn't yet cornered the market on retail sales and just about everything you will need to survive in the future.

Amazon didn’t acquire the iconic grocery retail brand Whole Foods just for the quinoa: Whole Foods operates hundreds of retail data mines, and Amazon just married a world-class artificial intelligence team with one of the best sources of consumer shopping data in the U.S. There are lots of reasons why Amazon would want to spend $13.7 billion on Whole Foods, and with one big check, it will now control more than 400 sources of prime data on consumer behavior.

Artificial Intelligence models will dictate how and where products are sold in the next decade, and there are only a few companies with the expertise and data sets necessary to build those models at scale. Years down the road, if you frequent an established but aging grocery brand, say Safeway or Kroger, you’ll either watch Amazon eat their lunch with improved efficiency and incredible reach, or you’ll become an Amazon Web Customer because you’ll need their retail products to survive.

Amazon 1998 - Hello. We sell books, but Online. 
Amazon 2028 - Please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen.

In the meantime, the Google Dudes recently went on an A.I. spending spree and purchased the Super Artificial Intelligence Company "Deepmind" in order to develop what they called a "Cybernetic Friend". The company’s purchase of "Boston Dynamics" sparked concern about why a search engine tech company needs a robotics maker. (that's a comforting thought, no?)

And Elon Musk launched his successful private cost-efficient rocket program, away from the wasteful gov jobs program called NASA, in hopes to eventually inhabit the Red Planet. "One reason we needed to colonize Mars—so that we’ll have a bolt-hole if A.I. goes rogue and turns on humanity." He has suggested implantable chips to treat brain disorders and one day, perhaps help protect the rest of us left behind from Evil Robot Overlords.

So the day may come Primecitizen, when your A.I. Robot Overlords deliver your predetermined A.I. approved evening meal by drone drop on your front porch as you drive home pass the abandon neighborhood grocery or brick and mortar retail outlet that now shelters illegal immigrants fleeing non-existent global warming catastrophes. 

...and don't forget to test your brain chip regularly and keep your Amazon Prime Tattooed Member Number on your hand clean and visible.


H/T Crazy Cousin Olivia for the Research

An Outsider's View of the American Media Circus

What my friend living in Japan says what she hears when she tunes in 
to the American News Media.....

Monday, June 19, 2017

Even Stevie Wonder Can See 'Black Lives Matter' is a Crock


Downtrend - With words they definitely didn’t want to hear, the music legend scolded blacks for killing each other while pretending that they actually care about black lives. Making these words even more shocking, Wonder was speaking about the Hispanic police officer who was acquitted on manslaughter charges in the shooting death of armed black man Philando Castile. At the “Conference on Peace” in Minneapolis Fox 9 reports Wonder laid into black people for killing each other.
“It is in your hands to stop all the killing and all the shooting wherever it might be. Because you cannot say Black Lives Matter and then kill yourselves. Because you know, we’ve mattered long before it was said."  
The news reports that this speech took place at the New Salem Missionary Baptist Church and that there were over 100 people in attendance. When Wonder finished those words, there was a smattering of applause at best. I can only imagine that black people don’t like to be told they are responsible for their own actions or much of the misery in the black community. 

 The lack of a roaring response was probably due to the fact that what Wonder said was what people on the conservative side of things have observed about Black Lives Matter from day one: it’s hard to buy into the BLM message when around 10,000 black people are murdered each year by other black people. For some reason saying “Black Lives Matter” when they don’t even appear to matter to other blacks seems a little insincere. That this message goes out in response to police officers doing their job makes it come across as an even bigger pile of bullshit. 

The 2017 Paul Revere Award


We at Diogenes Middle Finger are proud to announce we have been chosen as a recipient of the the Fifth Annual Paul Revere Award. It is a Privilege and the Highest of Honors to be recognized by your fellow bloggers and readers for the time spent and the work you present.  

From the Award Presenter's Website, Political Clown Parade:

"In 2013 I decided to honor bloggers whose work was filled “with the breathings of their heart.”  I refer to the bloggers whose sites are small in comparison to the “corporate” blogs that have an army of writers, resources and capital.  These are the good people who feed our soul—who make us laugh about ourselves or life—and restore our buoyancy in a troubled world.  They champion freedom of expression. The brave and resolute men and women behind those blogs hold down jobs and raise their families or selflessly provide care for loved ones. They possess an unwavering dedication to inform and warn their readers." 

I thank all who voted and I congratulate all the recipients of this years Award. The entire list of Honored Bloggers can be seen HERE.

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Sunday, June 18, 2017

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Saturday, June 17, 2017

Mitch "The Statue Slayer" Being Eyed As Possible 2020 Dem Candidate


New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu, Son of Moon - Brother of Mary, made a national production out of tearing down several historic monuments, including Andrew Jackson, the 7th President of the U.S. and hero of the The Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812. The removal of other 100 year old historic statues, Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and P.G.T. Beauregard, made Landrieu into a hero of the "Ignorance is Strength" American Taliban who seek to erase the history that isn’t compatible with their radical sensitivities. 

But to those with finely-tuned political antennae and top shelf bullshit detectors it was clear that Landrieu’s pandering and demagoguery had less to do with any sincere conviction and everything to do with getting noticed, (Mitch even got himself a Black Mistress) and launching a career in Democratic party politics on the national level. That is exactly what is happening. 
"Democrats looking for new blood to revitalize their party are taking a close look at New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu, who is suddenly being discussed as a dark-horse presidential nominee. That Landrieu is a new face from outside Washington makes him even more intriguing to hard-nosed Democratic strategists. "I find him to be an incredibly fascinating political figure,” said Jamal Simmons, one of the Washington Democrats turning an eye toward Landrieu. When you think who are the non-Washington figures in the left that ought to have a say in where we go, I think a lot of people would point to him. Now, as the party looks to rebuild, Democrats say Landrieu and other non-establishment politicians like him could be the future of the party." - The Hill 
But Mayor Mitch has several hurdles to overcome, not the least of which is being a white male in a party that has embraced identity politics as religious dogma. The only white male who has a chance would be Uncle Joe Biden who has coyly hinted at a desire to run. That however would put him at odds with those on the far left who will settle for nothing less than a woman – or a minority – as a candidate (unless it’s Hillary) in 2020.

The early handicapping favors freshman California Senator Kamala "I Slept My Way to the Top" Harris who has both the right pigmentation and a vajayjay, although she would have to tone down her bitch on wheels angry black woman act to appeal to more than the party base.

So Stay Tuned. As everyone should know by now, Louisiana is notorious for its long line of flamboyantly slimy politicians. Mitch is just our latest edition.

Educational Crash Course # 473

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

"Musicology 101"



NEXT IN SERIES:
Journalism 101:
 "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength."
A Round-table Discussion with the Editorial Board of the NYT & WAPO

Friday, June 16, 2017

Okay, Now That's Just Downright Offensive!


I know it was just a short three hour phony show of unity by democrats solely for media purposes, but seeing this lying leftist bag of bones wearing LSU Colors is disgusting. Not only a slap in the face to an Historic Southern University, but to the best sports conference in the country, The SEC. Whoever's idea it was to hand her that shirt needs a good kneecapping! Yeah, I said it!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Al Sharpton: There Not Be Enough Black People Sellin' Weed


Calls For More Diversity In White-Dominated Weed Industry 

Reverend Al Sharpton has a new beef with white society. Yeah, I know you're shocked. When it comes to spewing bullshit, the MSNBC host and race-hustling extortionist has few equals. Rev. Al has been a fixture of the racial grievance industry and ranks as an elder statesman in a time when, thanks to Barack Obama and the Democrats, race relations are at the lowest point since before the civil right era. 

What’s big Al’s beef now? There aren’t enough black people selling dope. According to the Huffington Post “Rev. Al Calls For More Diversity In White-Dominated Weed Industry”.  
"Rev. Al Sharpton says he does not personally consume marijuana, but that’s not stopping him from calling for more black representation in the white-dominated weed industry will be the keynote speaker at the Cannabis World Congress Business Exposition in New York on Friday. The event will mark the first time Sharpton will speak publicly about the decriminalization of marijuana use and call for an increase in diversity and better inclusion of people of color within the industry.
“Just because I don’t use marijuana as a Minister, does not mean I have the right to impose my moral values on others. However, I will challenge the cannabis industry and its distributors in states where it is legal ensure that we are not disproportionately excluded from business opportunities.” 
The event marks the fourth annual year for cannabis expo, which is recognized as the leading trade show and conference for the legalized cannabis, medical marijuana and industrial hemp industries. It will include a series of speakers and exhibits that will highlight ways to open, invest in and grow businesses focused around marijuana.
Based on crime statistics one could point out that Sharpton is only telling half of the story. While blacks may be underrepresented in the legal marijuana business, they are dominant when it comes to self-employed street corner pharmaceutical and marijuana sales. And after Barack Obama did very little to help blacks for 8 years, it seems the good reverend could find a better cause to forward the black community then pushing affirmative action in the weed dealing business.  But, this clown long ago became a parody of himself.

So......When Will the Left Begin Policing Itself??

The Left has been calling for unprecedented levels of “Resistance”. This includes even the Former Attorney General of the United States, Loretta Lynch, calling for “blood in the streets”.  David Simon, the writer for the television show 'The Wire', urged people to “pick up a brick”.  Film producer Paul Schrader wrote, “I believe this is a call to violence” 

Angry lesbian Lea DeLaria of “Orange Is the New Black” proclaimed that she was ready to “pick up a baseball bat and take out every f–kin republican and independent I see.”  Even Hillary's running mate Tim Kaine urged people to “fight in the streets”. Protestors have called for violence against Trump and the Republicans as part of their rhetoric, even before Trump had taken the oath of office. Colleges students have been passing out fliers calling for violence against Trump and his administration.

Vox published a call to violently riot in protest of a Trump visit. The City of Berkeley let the AntiFa protestors begin a street fight and riot in order to silence a pro-Trump speaker. The Huffington Post, lets not forget, published an article stating that violence was a good response to Trump - and this before he was even the official nominee. The author even said it was a logical response to Trump. Kathy Griffin… you can make up your mind if that was a call for violence or an approval of the sentiment, but in the end, its the same thing. And there's Snoop Dog and his video executing the president. There’s been others. There continue to be others.

The Left has bred this problem. The Left has allowed this problem to grow. The Left (Democrats, Hillary supporters, Bernie Bros, Antifas et al.) must tone down their repeated calls for violence. Otherwise, what happened yesterday is only going to be the least of what will happen. Calling for violence because your side lost an election, when the systems and processes for peaceful change still exist, is not acceptable!!  But if you insist on violence, you will most certainly lose.........

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

James Hodgkinson: Primed By Hate, Triggered By the Media

 Hodgkinson: "One of my favorite TV shows is “The Rachel Maddow Show” on MSNBC."

It comes as no surprise to me that after months of media drum banging, comedians portrayed holding a severed head and plays depicting political assassinations, etc... that someone on the left would go over the edge. I really didn't expect it to be a middle aged white guy though. I guess it shows just how deep the hate has become on the left.

James Hodgkinson, the Belleville man accused of shooting at congressmen and aides during practice for a congressional baseball game today, had written a number of letters over the years to the editor of the Belleville News-Democrat. In them, he often railed against hateful Republicans and tax policies.

He seemed obsessed about income equality. He was a fan of little left-wing midget Professor Robert Reich and his 
pseudo-socialist economics, who has recently stopped just short of calling for violence resistance. And no surprise either, he is a big fan of Ricky Maddow and his progtard friends at MSNBC riding their popular anti-Trump media wave of fake news exploitation.


Here's a few quotes:
"The best book I’ve read in a while is “Aftershock” by Robert B. Reich."  
"I don’t believe all of the messages on Fox News but I still think they get some of it right. Change channels to MSNBC and get a better, balanced opinion. One of my favorite TV shows is “The Rachel Maddow Show” on MSNBC." 
"As for my loving President Obama, I say when people look at the other side, the choice is obvious." 
"It’s time for the Republican congressmen to grow up. Maybe if they weren’t so full of hate, they could see what they are doing to this country" 
"I believe that anyone who increases his wealth in time of war is a war profiteer, and as such should be brought up on such charges. I also believe this includes President Bush, Vice President Cheney, most of their cabinet, all the people of Halliburton and anyone in the oil business. These people should pay for the crime of war profiteering and being traitors to their country."  
Today we witnessed what a steady dose of left-wing hate and ideology does to the human brain. And what can happen when ones hate and misunderstanding of the facts can do...... Primed by Hate, Triggered by the Media. 

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Just Another Reason I Don't Give a Rats A$$ About Professional Sports


GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS REPORTEDLY WILL SNUB PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER WINNING NBA TITLE


Downtrend -The National Basketball Association finals have just gone into the record books but the winners of the trophy may be looking at making a political statement. The Golden State Warriors rebounded from a good old-fashioned ass-beating by LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers to post a 129-120 win on Monday night after which they were crowned as NBA champions. 

But before the fizz had gone off the champagne, reports are out that the Warriors are likely to snub President Donald Trump by declining to make the traditional visit to the White House. According to the liberal blog Raw Sewage Story, Golden State Warriors refuse to visit White House after winning NBA title: reports: 
"The NBA champion Golden State Warriors unanimously agreed to skip the customary White House visit, according to reports, although the team hasn’t yet commented. The team, led by superstars Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant, unanimously decided not to accept congratulations from President Donald Trump.Warriors coach Steve Kerr has ripped Trump as a “blowhard” and “ill-suited” for the office, and player David West said the president was a poor role model. “All the tactics that he used to get elected are the very things that someone like me, who works with youth on a consistent basis, are the things that we try to talk our young folks out of being,” West said. “We try to talk our young people out of being bullies. We try to talk our young men out of disrespecting women. We try to talk our young people into being accepting of other people’s opinions and other people’s walks of life.” 
The White House visit is a longtime tradition for winners of major sports championships. The ongoing politicization of the games is a big turnoff to fans as the NFL can attest to after the Colin Kaepernick national anthem fiasco.

Sports is an escape valve from the day to day grind and troubles of the world yet multi-millionaire prima donnas are increasingly using their personas to push an extreme left political message that will ultimately result in people tuning out and finding something better to do.

UPDATE: As it turns out, this story (at least for the time being) is false, propagated by someone in the rabid snarling anti-Trump Sports Media. Ironically it came from a blog named "A Shred of Truth". But I stand by my opinion basketball is a useless waste of good time.....much like soccer.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Amateur Diplomat Dennis Rodman to Visit North Korea And Spend Some Quality Time With Flathead


Amid heighten tension over threatening missile launches and the detention of 4 american citizens, the androgynous cross dressing freak of nature and Basketball legend Dennis Rodman is said to be on his way to North Korea to visit his long time pal, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un.
Business Insider- North Korean officials confirmed that Rodman was expected to arrive in Pyongyang, North Korea's capital, on Tuesday. A senior US official also confirmed Rodman's trip and said he was not there in an official capacity.  Rodman declined to answer questions when he was spotted by CNN journalists at Beijing International Airport. Rodman has visited North Korea at least four times — his last trip being in 2014 where he and former NBA All-Stars played an exhibition game as a "birthday present" for Kim Jong Un.  Rodman has in the past defended his trips as "basketball diplomacy" and called them a "great idea for the world."  However, Rodman has been accused of ignoring North Korea's human rights atrocities, including the case of American citizen Kenneth Bae, who was held prisoner and sentenced to forced labor by the regime for allegedly planning to overthrow the North Korean government.

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