Tuesday, January 31, 2017

He Told Us He Was Going To Continue To Be A Prick

Barky is Certainly Keeping His Word 

With Ma Clinton rebuked and put away wet and the far left superstars Bernie Sanders and Lizzy Warren circling Political Jupiter somewhere, Barky did tell us before leaving office he would try and set himself up as the reasoned voice of the Democrats. *snork *

"Obama warned that he would speak out if he determined there was “systematic discrimination being ratified in some fashion,” or if the press was mistreated (in a manner similar to how his Department of Justice targeted reporters, perhaps), or if his executive actions on immigration were repealed. Basically, Obama told the press to expect his return sooner rather than later. Few guessed, though, that sooner meant just 11 days. 
In a statement released by Obama’s spokesman, Kevin Lewis, the former president warned that “American values are at stake”—an indirect reference to President Donald Trump’s executive actions on refugees....." 
"Obama’s statement is an effort to craft a narrative (seven countries does not the Islamic world make, and no one has challenged Trump’s executive order on the basis that it discriminates against an entire religion). It is also, though, an attempt to thwart a damaging political realization from taking root in the Democratic subconscious. It was his administration and the last Congress that designated the countries in Trump’s executive order as potential threats...."
"The president, the most powerful man on earth, was reduced in his final days in office to drumming up enthusiasm for state assembly races. Today, when he should be focusing on building his library and serving as a sagacious ambassador to the world, he lowers himself to offer a muted and impotent burble of opposition to his successor. He will posture and preen and do whatever he can to make sure the Democratic Party’s next leader is cast in his mold. So long as Obama can fill the silence, Democrats won’t have time to reflect on the president’s legacy. When they finally do, Obama won’t appreciate many of the conclusions they reach."

The Left and Their New Face of " We The People "



Gone is any respectful symbol of the Eagle, or the Founding Patriot. Only Obama's in your face "Identity Politics" and disrespectful use of the flag as a Muslim Hijab. 

Acting AG’s Showboating a Fitting End to the Obama Era

"Acting US Attorney General Sally Yates, an Obama appointee, ordered the Department of Justice not to defend President Trump’s executive order on immigration.  I couldn’t think of a more fitting capstone to the Obama record on Justice than its showboating on the immigration order. The legal arguments weigh strongly in favor of the administration, and the Justice Department has a legal obligation to defend it. It can only refuse if there are no reasonable grounds on which to defend or the Justice Department has come to the conclusion that the law is unconstitutional, which it could only do it if disregarded existing statutes and case law. 

Once again the Obama Justice Department has put its left-wing politics before its legal duties. On the other hand, this is meaningless showboating. Attorney General Sessions will be confirmed soon, and on day one he will direct DOJ attorneys to defend the order. But I couldn’t think of a more fitting end to the Obama Justice Department then President Trump calling Sally Yates, and say: “you’re fired." - John Yoo


Monday, January 30, 2017

Trump Team Warns Creepy Future King: None of That Global Warming Crap!


Donald Trump is set to meet with Prince Charles this June when he visits Britain, which may turn out to be awkward given the fact that Trump previously told Howard Stern that he totally could have “nailed” Princess Diana and was also pretty obsessive about pursuing her after the royal pair broke up back in the ’90s. Reportedly, Trump sent her an absurd amount of flowers after her divorce. But it may be awkward for other reasons as well! Apparently, Prince Charles has already been warned by Team Trump to not “lecture” The President about climate change.

Here are some hilarious things that were reportedly said about the potential meeting, via The Times of London:
"A source close to Trump said: “He won’t put up with being lectured by anyone, even a member of the royal family. Frankly, they should think twice about putting him and Prince Charles in the same room together.”
"A senior government source familiar with the discussions said: “Trump’s people are worried about an awkward moment, with Charles saying ‘Why don’t you believe in climate change?’ or ‘Have you read my book?’  
“They do not want the president to be put in an awkward position where he’s being lectured. They want horses down the Mall, tea with William and Kate. They want all that pomp and for it to go seamlessly, and one of the risk factors is Charles."
THE BRITS WANT HORSES AND TEA!  HORSES. AND. TEA. And a golden goose that lays gold eggs for Easter. And the horses should be painted gold and have wings and they should all bow before the Prince as he walks past them. But everyone at the WH hopes William and Kate will drink tea with Donald and Melania and all the British rags will write stories about how nice they all looked doing that.

You see, Donald Trump has already made up his mind on climate change, and Prince Charles might just be jealous, because a billionaire and a man with real power lusted after his Ex Ol' Lady, and he has to wake up now every morning to Camilla!

So the Creepy Future King was advised to put a sock in it and be nice, and maybe he won't get some dumbass gifts like Barky had a habit of giving.


Thank You MJA for the Linky!
[The Daily Bitch Beast]                                       
[The Washington Times]
[The Times of London]

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

RIP Butch Trucks 1947-2017 

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Saturday, January 28, 2017

Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump on the Tweeter


House Chamber Temporarily Evacuated


MFNS-WASHINGTON - Late Friday night near panic struck the Chamber of the House of Representatives during a debate before those present of a bill sponsored by democrats for federal funding the construction of "Transgender Only Driving Lines" within California's Federal Highway system. The bill was Sponsored by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Cal.) 

The debate was interrupted when House Speaker Paul Ryan notice Pelosi, at the dais at the time, head began to violently quiver from side to side. Middle Finger News Congressional Correspondent, Ima Gonagetu spoke to Speaker Ryan after the incident:
"I knew something was wrong when Minority Leader Pelosi began slurring her words and her face began to contort and could hear a metallic popping sound...... and then heard the House Clerk scream and saw blood running down her forearm as she passed out and fell face first onto her desk....... I yelled THERE SHE BLOWS and headed for the door....."
What many who worked closely with Pelosi over the years feared would someday happen, happened. The permanent metal staples from her many massive face-lifts had begun to let loose. There was shrapnel in the air.


Along with the House Clerk, the august Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) also sustained a flying staple injury on the cheek. 

"I'm Okay. I feel honored to have shed blood in this hallowed hall in an honorable cause for our Transgendered citizens  ......as honored as when I got my head bashed in with a brick during the Civil Rights movement." 
The few in congress who were there ignoring Pelosi's speech ducked under their desk for cover while others ran for the door. Many of the members later found metal staples lodge in the back of their suit coats.


One such Congressman was Rep. Bullet-Head Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) who told us of his harrowing experience: 
"There was fear in the air when everyone realized what was going on. I hadn't been that scared since last time I walked through my district after dark! It was scary!" 
Minority Leader Pelosi was restrained and removed from the House floor, later to be spotted exiting an unmarked van at Walter Reed Army Hospital with a large Walmart bag over her head.
DEVELOPING...

Friday, January 27, 2017

Fishnet Friday: Edition du Soir

This Should Put a Burr Under The Saddle of the MSM

Alex Jones' Infowars Has Been  Offered Press Credentials
for White House Press Briefings


When I first saw this story I started laughing, then broke out in a cold sweat.  No.  Please No!  Then I heard Jones say it himself.  But after a little thought, I told myself that this could really be fun and piss off the media in ways even I couldn't think of. The man who tells us all the school shootings are false flags and juice boxes turn kids gay, fully credentialed and attending the White House Press Briefing. Oh Yeah!

In an announcement to his fans and listeners and all of America, conspiracy theorist and 9/11 Truther Jones announced that his site, Infowars, had indeed been offered press credentials by the Trump White House. Jones said he hopes all the people from illegitimate fake news organizations like CNN get demoted from the front row, and replaced by Breitbart and Drudge and other "real reporters" like him.
"Here’s the deal, I know I get White House credentials, we’ve already been offered them, we're going to get them, but I’ve just got to spend the money. I want to make sure it's even worth it. I don't want to just sit up there like "I’m in the media, look our people are there." People don't understand this paradigm, we’re devolving in a good way."
"What's CNN doing in the front row, when press secretary Sean Spicer keeps going to them? And then the reporter yesterday goes, "Oh, maybe Trump wasn't even elected. That's why you say there's fraud." So they're like little kids up there. These aren't real journalists. Meanwhile, it's just crazy, you should see Breitbart and Drudge, and also just reporters that are known to tell the truth from mainstream.
Can't argue with Jones on that at all! And I realize Jones was one of Donald Trump's first and most fierce and loyal supporters. And I can't fault him for that either. But the important thing here is why Jim Hoft and Alex Jones are getting press credentials.

Conspiracy theories, contrary to what you might think, actually make people much more malleable. They make people believe that they are smarter than smart people. If you can convince someone that chemtrails exist and can be fought with vinegar, you can probably convince them Obama's EPA was turning all the frogs gay.

We can only just imagine Jones' dream first press briefing. Front row, sitting in the Helen Thomas memorial chair being called on:
Spicer  - Yes Mr. Jones. 
Jones - Now that the CIA director is firmly in place and had time to poke around, will the President be issuing a statement on , or release information about the Fake Moon Landings or the Lizard People that abducted Elvis?
[Media Matters] 
[Nutty Cousin Olivia]

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Touché Chienne!

Prosperity and President Trump's Political Fate:

"In truth, we are on the cusp of a great experiment. For decades, conservatives, both traditional and pro-growth supply-siders, have preached that deregulation, reasonable and predictable Federal Reserve interest rates, reduced government, a radically simplified and pruned-back tax code, new incentives for investment, an open energy market, and a can-do psychological landscape that encourages entrepreneurship will make the economy soar at rates of 4 percent GDP and more.
"We shall soon see. If Trump unleashes American know-how and strengthens the economy, then his cultural and domestic agendas, as well as his personal demeanor and language, however radical and jarring, will probably be accepted. In contrast, if he blows up the deficit and sees interest rates spike at Carter levels and the cost of debt service soar, if he allows unemployment to grow -- while never exceeding Obama's dismal economic growth rates -- then the Trump agenda will stall and the media will be liberated to obsess over the tweets, gaffes, and bombast of every nanosecond of his presidency. 
"Economic growth cuts through political orthodoxy; economic stagnation intensifies it. Regrettably or not, prosperity, not character per se, determines a president's political fate." - Victor Davis Hanson

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Boogers of Justice Stare into the Cold Steel Nose Hairs of Fascism


Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against the veils of Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who are known for goofy, disruptive but ineffective results just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant “RESIST” banner sure would. Golly gee, look at those crazy little boogers of social justice and self appointed defenders of mother earth starring into the cold steel nose hairs of fascism!

Beyond a perceived morale boost for Trump opponents, performing such daring, dangerous acts as this will show Trump et al. that they're willing to risk everything, up to and including our lives, to resist them. A person who will risk their life to fight against you is a dangerous opponent.

A police statement on Twitter was more blunt: “While we respect everyone’s right to protest, today’s actions are extremely dangerous and unlawful.” 

But I for one encourage them, the gene pool could use a little self cleansing.

One little-discussed yet potent power of the Women’s Marches, and indeed all mass demonstrations, is their kinetic potential. In simpler terms, if 500,000 people wanted to physically invade and occupy the White House and Congress, they could do it. It would be a dangerous act. People would likely die. But no force on earth could stop them in the end.

Secretaries Mattis and Kelly, please pickup on the White courtesy phones.

It seems increasingly likely that civil disobedience is going to be a major part of resisting Donald Trump and his Congress. And no one but protesters themselves will be responsible for what happens to their self- righteous ass if they get busted doing something dangerous and unlawful in service of their cause. There is a wide line between anarchy and peaceful civil disobedience.  


  
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

BREAKING: Nork News


America's Second Civil War


Dennis Prager
"It is time for our society to acknowledge a sad truth: America is currently fighting its second Civil War. In fact, with the obvious and enormous exception of attitudes toward slavery, Americans are more divided morally, ideologically and politically today than they were during the Civil War. For that reason, just as the Great War came to be known as World War I once there was World War II, the Civil War will become known as the First Civil War when more Americans come to regard the current battle as the Second Civil War.
This Second Civil War, fortunately, differs in another critically important way: It has thus far been largely nonviolent. But given increasing left-wing violence, such as riots, the taking over of college presidents' offices and the illegal occupation of state capitols, nonviolence is not guaranteed to be a permanent characteristic of the Second Civil War.
There are those on both the left and right who call for American unity. But these calls are either naive or disingenuous. Unity was possible between the right and liberals, but not between the right and the left.
Classic Liberalism -- which was anti-left, pro-American and deeply committed to the Judeo-Christian foundations of America; and which regarded the melting pot as the American ideal, fought for free speech for its opponents, regarded Western civilization as the greatest moral and artistic human achievement and viewed the celebration of racial identity as racism -- is now affirmed almost exclusively on the right and among a handful of people who don't call themselves conservative.
The left, however, is opposed to every one of those core principles of liberalism."
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Thank You MJA for the Linky

Isn’t It Ironic….

image via Nod To The Gods

A Few "CHOICE" Words for Feminist Protesters


When I saw the image above I thought what a sheep, and how ignorant. Ladies, I ask you, who is telling you what you can or can't do with your Vajayjay.  You can give away, you can sell it, you can even put it on display for the entire world to see if you wish.  

But in this day and age, with all that is available to you, if you lay down and get pregnant, you've already made your "CHOICE". Believing the results of your actions (in this case your irresponsibility) and then your "CHOICE" of the most selfish one act a woman can participating in, that of killing your unborn baby, is somehow in any way the responsibility of the other 170,000,000 taxpayers to help fund it is nonsense. 

While the law of the land through a twisted interpretation of rights,  your "CHOICE" isn't entitled to have your action be funded by the government anymore then my right to self defense (firmly ensconced in the Bill of Rights - Google It) means the government help fund my weapon of choice, or to fund my Church or my Free Speech.  You conveniently blind yourself to what Planned Parenthood was organized for in the first place. It had nothing to do with womens health.

I doubt very seriously the Founders could have every envisioned a government they created participating in funding of the selfish slaughter of future generations in the name of womens health , or involvement in supporting private "killing for profit" operations.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required * 

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY - Chair of Music, Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Feigned Outrage

Some women today woke up this morning from a nice 8 hour nap on a comfy bed in a safe, secured home, ate a hearty fresh breakfast, put on nice clean clothes, got in their fancy cars, and then drove to a “march” to protest the “oppression” of women in the America.
Meanwhile, somewhere a woman is getting beaten by her husband or father for showing a half a inch or so too much of their skin............and they remain silent.

Perhaps if you were protesting REAL violence against women instead of a losing candidate for president, an enabler of a proven womanizer and abuser of women and who wanted to increase significantly the number of immigrant males from countries where rape is legal and women are enslaved, then more of America would take you seriously. 
But hey ladies, enjoy you weekend.....

Post Inaugural: MSNBC Panel Fawns Over Michelle Obama's.....Buttocks


MFNS-Washington DC.- In the final minutes of the MSNBC coverage of Donald Trump being sworn in as 45th President, in order to steer the subject away from Trump, Chris Matthews invited several of the network’s past and present commentators who covered the Obamas over the last 8 years to pay tribute to former First Lady Michelle Obama.

It was classic MSNBC lunacy.....

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  A couple of days ago the remarkable Michelle Obama celebrated her 53th birthday. I thought we would end tonight’s show by taking a few moments to reflect upon a sensational African American first lady. Ed Schultz, my good union friend, your thoughts on our gracious former first lady.

ED SCHULTZ: I know that she’s a beautiful lady, Chris. I can tell you that.

MATTHEWS: So you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for …

SCHULTZ: For eating crackers? Heck no. She can eat all the crackers she wants. Hell, she can eat a greasy double cheeseburger with a side order of cheesy fries and wipe her hands on the sheets.

AL SHARPTON: (smiling) What would a good lookin’ Black African American woman of color be doing in bed with a fat white boy like you, Ed?

SCHULTZ: (laughing) Hey, even fat white boys have fantasies.

SHARPTON: Are you frantasizing about Michelle Obama or the double cheeseburger?

MATTHEWS: What about you, Rachel. You’re a lesbian, would you kick the first lady out of bed?

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Washington DC, Friday 12pm


Abraham Lincoln Speaks To Obama


When I first read the original post by my friend Curmudgeon, it conjured up a vision in my mind of a weary, failed leader looking down, his shoulders slumped, bag of office mementos under his arm, reading a handwritten parchment letter after finding it pinned to the Oval Office door as he prepares to leave for the last time.

Political Clown Parade

"There is a photograph of President Barack Obama with Augustus Saint-Gaudens’ bust of Abraham Lincoln visible in the background. Through the magic of Photoshop™ I reworked the photograph to bring Lincoln into full focus. 
When he placed his hand upon Lincoln’s Bible on January 20, 2009 Barack Obama declared he was committed to celebrating American unity and the use of the historic Bible would provide a powerful connection to our “common past and common heritage.” 
When Lincoln placed his hand upon this very same Bible 148 years earlier a Civil War threatened to destroy the country. On Friday, 156 years later, President-elect Donald Trump will place his hand upon Lincoln’s Bible as he takes the Oath of Office. He will assume the mantle of President of the United States at a time of great unrest at home and abroad. 
Upon learning of Obama’s disgraceful commutation of Army Pfc. Manning, I wondered if the ghost of Lincoln ever spoke to him during his eight failed years as president....."       
KEEP READING 

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

One Final Poke in the Eye of the Taxpayers: State Dept. sends $500 million to United Nations Climate Fund


AOL- Days before President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, the State Department has announced a $500 million donation to the United Nations’ Green Climate Fund.
The Green Climate Fund helps the world develop clean energy technologies as it adjusts to climate change and works to reverse effects of global warming. The U.S. promised $3 billion to the fund in 2014, but political infighting stopped the money from being appropriated. The administration this week directed funds that were previously approved. Following a previous check for $500 million, the total contribution from the U.S. to the fund sits at $1 billion.
This payment, however, could reverse course under the incoming administration.
Potential secretary of state Rex Tillerson has said climate change isn’t a security threat to the U.S.. Although he did state America should maintain “a seat at the table” when it comes to climate change, Tillerson wouldn’t say whether he’d keep the U.S. in the Paris Climate Agreement, which China recently warned the U.S. against pulling out of at the Davos world economic forum.
In the days leading up to his 2016 election victory, Trump himself stated his plan to “cancel billions in global warming payments to the United Nations.”
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Any moneys given to The United Nation is just enhancement of a Global Socialist slush fund.  And until large developed nation who are the biggest polluters of the world, China and India, get there act together, no American tax money should be given to any United Nations Idea. I still want to know where the 8 Billion dollars that came up missing during Hillary's tenure as Sec. of State went. 

The Opposite of Obama

President George H.W. Bush, aka Bush the Elder, wrote a letter to President-Elect Trump recently. Keeping with typical Bush family rules of dignity, President Bush’s letter was filled with patriotism and integrity.

The letter read: 
“Dear Donald, Barbara and I are so sorry we can’t be there for your Inauguration on January 20th. My doctor says if I sit outside in January, it likely will put me six feet under. Same with Barbara. So I guess we’re stuck in Texas. But we will be with you and the country in spirit. I want you to know that I wish you the very best as you begin this incredible journey of leading our great country. If I can ever be of help, please let me know.”
It’s apparent that Bush the Elder is the opposite of President Obama. Right until the last minute of his presidency, Bush the Elder’s decisions were about protecting the United States. President Obama’s final decisions have disgraced his already disgraceful foreign policy and national security legacy.

George H.W. Bush was honorable, but not a great president in most American's eyes. But he was a great foreign policy president, behind only President Reagan to most of all republicans alive today. By comparison, Obama’s history on national security is second to everyone’s. Bin Laden was killed on his watch. That’s his only national security victory. On the opposite side of the ledger, he traded the Taliban 5 for Bo Bergdahl. He pulled U.S. troops out of Iraq, which led directly to the formation of ISIS. President Obama’s spineless policies towards Syria led to the killing of hundreds of thousands of Syrians and increased migration hoards into Europe. That led directly to the importation of ISIS terrorists into western Europe and the United States.

But I digress.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Ready The Troops!!

Army of Resistance

After Trump takes oath, college group to host ‘Self-Care Night’
with Legos, juice boxes ‘and more!’

A Georgetown University LGBT student group is hosting a “Self-Care Night” featuring “Legos, juice boxes, and more!” on the Monday following the inauguration of Republican President-elect Donald Trump — recognizing what students have been through “after a long week.”
GUPride — the Washington, D.C., school’s “LGBTQ Student organization” that “provides programming, resources, and support for the Georgetown University LGBTQ and Allied community” — reportedly sent a Welcome Back email, which was obtained by Campus Reform, that further describes the event in a section titled “Post-inauguration self-care.”
Apparently stuffed animals and coloring books are also on the agenda.

The Major Media Gets Punked...Again!

All those gatekeepers. All those editors. All those journalism awards on the wall. And still this little snot-nosed brat using a fake name and a Facebook page punked the Media into believing someone was actually paying people outragous amounts of money to protest the inauguration.  Tucker Carlson outed him -- and got a gigantic laugh out of it.
"There is no Fourth Estate. We do not have a free press. We have a pack of credentialed monkeys throwing their feces at America. I love that someone punked them. Again." - Don Surber

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Well, It's One Way to Keep Their Mouth Shut

Barky today all but guaranteed there will be no Tell-All books anytime soon from some important people who surrounded him for 8 years. Valerie Jarrett, who was the Puppet-Master and who's name is connected to most every Obama scandal of the past years, and Susan Rice, chief propagandist, mouth piece and defender at all cost of obama's twisted policies were given last minute appointments to cushy jobs. Both women, who know all the secrets and where the bodies are buried, were appointed to the board of one of America's  most prestigious, but increasingly left wing cultural foundations. 
Washington Times - On his way out the door, President Obama appointed top aide Valerie Jarrett and national security adviser Susan E. Rice Tuesday to the prestigious board of trustees of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Ms. Jarrett has been the president's closest adviser since the start of his presidency, and Ms. Rice also has been a top adviser, serving previously as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. 
“I am proud that such experienced and committed individuals have agreed to serve the American people in these important roles,” Mr. Obama said. “I know they will serve the American people well.”
Obama has planted his poison in another American institution, just as he did recently appointing a Champion of Porn in Public Libraries to Head Library of Congress. Keeping with the cultural direction of recent years, we can probable expect the prestigious Kennedy Center Honors to degenerate into a parade of public Trump-hating actors, musicians, authors and media people.  

Could Biden Prove to be a Problem Inauguration Day

Monday, January 16, 2017

"I am deeply touched by the sudden progressive concern for the security of the United States."

DiploMad 2.0
"Most of the same people now screaming "RUSSIA!" and accusing President-elect Trump of being the Siberian Candidate, historically have opposed a strong US military, opposed efforts to fight Soviet Communism, laughed at "a Red under every bed" as paranoia, derided the CIA as murderers and coup-plotters, wanted immediate US nuclear disarmament, made fun of Romney's concerns about Russia, defended Hillary's use of an insecure server, etc. Lots more, you can fill it in. They also have opposed strong US border defense, and an immigration policy to protect us from foreign jihadis, rapists, murderers, and urban criminal gangs. 
Obama, the ultimate political expression of the progressive world view, gutted the US military, instructed our intel and enforcement agencies to focus on "climate change," ordered them to downplay the illegal alien and jihadi threats, tried to politicize them and shape them into extensions of the DNC (see DOJ, IRS and EPA, for example). He, in sum, turned them into purveyors of the usual progressive nonsense that has gotten us into our current socio-political-economic fix, and, by the way, led to the election of Donald Trump......"


Barky Celebrates MLK Day with Picture of Himself


The 2017 DMF Snark Hall of Fame Award

This year there was no argument, debate, drinking binges or throwing of chairs to decide this years winner. The choice was easy. The winner has been a favorite of ours since finding his blog through a link on a site of which he contributed. His graphics are always clean, well done and first class. His snark and satire are always timely and spot on. If you are not a regular visitor to his site, you should be!


Please help us welcome this years Inductee to the DMF Pantheon
of Hall of Fame Snarkers and Snarkettes. 


Springer's Blog!



A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Bad Times For The Circus Business......

Local Lefty Business Man Extends Welcome To Refugees

Blinkie Carsdale - Owner Operator of Mystical Coffee Bar and Bong Emporium 


My Independent Coffee Shop Welcomes All Refugees That Can Afford a Six Dollar Latte

Op-ed by Blinkie Carsdale

The Mystical Coffee Bar is all about coffee and inclusion. That is why our new policy is that all refugees are always welcome in our café so long as they can afford a six dollar small latte (cash only).

Owning a small independent coffee shop is about more than just making money. It's about being a part of a community. A community that we would love to welcome you into, just as soon as you decide what drink you would like. I take my role as a community leader very seriously. I'm not just some uncaring businessman ripping people off. I am fueling the members of my neighborhood as they start their day so they can go out and make a difference in the world.

This would probably be a good time to mention each refugee needs to buy his or her own drink if they wish to stay in the café.

Now I know that our latté’s aren't cheap, especially on a refugee salary, but that's because we pay our workers a fair wage and only use cruelty-free beans in our coffee. We charge more because we are fighting back against a capitalistic system that marginalizes common people to enrich the powerful. Moments like these are why I started my own business. I truly look forward to you coming to the register with your six dollars (cash only) so I can show you how much The Mystical Coffee Bar supports the downtrodden of our society.  

But I do have to ask that you not beg our customers for money. It makes them feel uncomfortable.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Barky Surprises His Best Bud With The Highest Honor

The outgoing President has honored his bestest friend Joe Biden with the highest honor in the land. And we here at DMF whole heartedly agree, if not for the same reasons as Barky.


Through Obama's eight long years of lies, deceit and narcissism, Joe Biden has supplied America with the best in comic relief. He was a boon of material for bloggers and graphic artist as no other outside the White House.  You earned it Joe, for just being yourself and giving us so many opportunities. And I'm sure if there was a Blogger Community Award for best comedic inspiration, you'd win the day!

We gonna miss ya Handsome Joe!

Here's just an small sample of what you gave us here at DMF......


♫ We Have Friends In Low Places 

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

A Goodbye Note from Kim Jong Un

Dear President Orack, 
Soooo, people kick yu out of Big House, huh? Ha Ha!
I still Supreme Leader of Magnificent Korean Empire
Would invite yu to come to Peoples Paradise and live in splendor, but yu monkey butt ugly wife would scare chilren. Ha Ha!
Rotts of Ruck Big Ears!
Kim Jong #Un!   

Dear Korean Fat Kid, 
I thank you for the offer to live in the Peoples Paradise of Korea, but you see, I've made out like a Korean Mountain Bandit the last eight years and I'm a very rich MoFo now. 
And if I may be so bold to make a suggestion. I hear the new American President, Mr. Trump, reallllly doesn't like effeminate little Korean Fat Boys with funny hair cuts.  Maybe you should drop him a line next week.
And Good Luck ever getting those bricks you call missiles to fly, Fatso,
Orack Obama
Thank You MJA and IowaDawg for the Linkage! 

4Chan’ Pees On The Internet Again, Media Says It’s Raining


Buzzfeed, CNN and to some extent our very own government GOT PUNKED! Totally punked as they all jumped on the dossier on Trump (the one with the pee hookers) they believed came from an MI6 agent… when in fact, it came from the internet group 4Chan.

According to 4Chan some documents were created by a 4Chan user and sent to anti-Trumper Rick Wilson knowing he would act on this tip. Posing as friendly foreign intelligence, they emailed documents to #NeverTrump Wilson.  4chan backs up its story that it was a hoax created by one of its users with a link to a post from November 1st. 


Some totally random 4chan user invented fake intelligence with a crazy story about Donald Trump paying for pee hookers and gave it to GOP strategist Rick Wilson, who then gave it to the CIA, who then gave it to the press so they could embarrass Trump with it right before his inauguration.  

You see, the thing a lot of people don't understand about 4chan is that they're not “sources of intelligence.” They're internet trolls, and the purest definition thereof.  They want chaos, and they want reactions.  They're the somewhat grown-up version of the boy sitting behind you putting gum in your hair and getting excited over you getting upset. They want people to think that they can create elaborate and believable hoaxes,  but sometime they've been found out within hours. 

In the past they've convinced the world that Twitter feminists were trying to #EndFathersDay because they just really hate men? Or the time they convinced radical feminists to #PissForEquality and Pee on Thyself  campaign to show support.  The number one rule of 4chan is to never, ever take 4chan seriously. 

Many of them, in fact, see the entire election of Donald Trump as a successful troll on our country. By and large, they are mostly bored idiots with so little going on in their lives that their only joy and amusement comes from the jolt of power they get from a successful troll. They do it, as they say, “for the lulz.”
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