Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Crazy Feminist Warns That SPACEX COULD NUKE US WITH ROCKS DROPPED FROM THE MOON


Why Do Leftist Always Look So Demented? 

DT - As insane as this one sounds, it’s sadly true. A feminist running for Congress (a democrat of course) is warning that private corporations will use the moon to hurl “nuclear” rocks at Earth. At least that’s what I think she’s warning about. You be the judge. Brianna Wu is running for the US House of Representatives in Massachusetts and describes herself as both a democrat and a feminist. She noticed an article on Wired about how Elon Musk’s SpaceX company is planning to send a manned mission to the moon next year and because both democrats and feminists freak out over the weirdest things, she freaked out.


Huh? Is she trying to suggest that SpaceX is going to take control of the moon and then “drop” rocks on the Earth, which will then explode with the power of hundreds of nuclear weapons? I think so, but that doesn’t make this any less crazy.

She is accusing Elon Musk of being some kind of Bond villain or Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers films. Yes, a giant meteor would be destructive to our planet, but any kind rocks Musk could drop on the planet would burn up in the atmosphere. It might make a pretty shooting star that Wu could use to wish for some sanity, but it wouldn’t nuke the planet.

What do you want to bet that this woman also believes in the “proven science” of man-made global warming and thinks anyone who is skeptical is a science-hating heretic? I’m sure she also believes in the “science” that killing babies saves lives and that a person born with a penis is really a woman if he says he’s a woman.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Monday, February 27, 2017

Univision's Jorge Ramos: "The U.S. Is Our Country, Not Theirs"

Jorge Ramos: The Latin Al Sharpton

Univision/Fusion Television anchor Jorge Ramos kicked off his participation in the 2017 edition of the Spanish Language network's annual entertainment awards show, Premios Lo Nuestro ("Our Awards") by amping up the conversation on immigration with a  tirade  of nationalistic identity politics and racially-driven statements of demagoguery.

via NB
"I am an immigrant, just like many of you. I am a proud Latino immigrant here in the United States. My name is Jorge Ramos, and I work at Univision and at the Fusion network. And you know exactly what is going on here in the United States. There are many people who do not want us to be here, and who want to create a wall in order to separate us. But you know what? This is also our country. Let me repeat this: OUR country, not theirs. It is our country. And we are not going to leave. We are nearly 60 million Latinos in the United States. And thanks to US, the United States eats, grows and, as we've seen today, sings and dances. So when they attack us, we already know what we are going to do. We are not going to sit down. We will not shut up. And we will not leave. That is what we are going to do."
Ramos' speech is amazingly strident, with an "us against them" tone that one would not expect from someone who incessantly promotes diversity from the other side of his mouth. When Ramos told the audience that "there are many who do not want us to be here", he erases any distinction between legal and illegal immigration, and irresponsibly casts immigration as an exclusively Latino issue.

Ramos would have been in the clear had he stopped at "this is also our country". Such a statement hints at inclusion, patriotism, and a pro-forma desire to assimilate and function as an integral part of the nation as a whole. However, Ramos crossed a bright line when he decreed the United States to be "OUR country, not theirs"

Ramos' statement, suggests a separate nationality to which U.S. Hispanics owe some sort of allegiance. Ramos, of all people, should know better than to approach the lines of racial and cultural supremacy.

(MRC)

Attention Chuck Schumer.....


I just knew the Russians were in on it!

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Saturday, February 25, 2017

It's Official. Keith Says HE MUST GO!

I've enjoyed little more then watching the descent of 'Bathtub Boy" Keith Olbermann from Media Star to just a floater in the leftist media latrine in recent years.  Once the on high main anchor of Cable News MSBNC, to the little known and watched Current TV, to now broadcasting on the Internet with a used GoPro in an empty basement in front of a piece of a set background that looks much like it was salvaged from a dumpster behind a local theater company. The first time I watched this guy on TV he made my skin crawl. With his legendary use of a thesaurus, he reminds me of a cross between a smooth talking pretentious college law student, and one of those creepy people who never take responsibility for their actions by blaming others.

Other then Nancy Pelosi's latest inability to communicate two legitimate thoughts in public, Olbermann's latest video is a high point of lunatic machinations emanating from a fog of anti-depression meds we have witnessed so much from media and politicians since the last election.

Olbermann proclaims in his latest basement installment - "HE MUST GO".   This is one of Olbermann's most interestingly twisted videos yet, and I think the men in white coats and a padded room are not far in the distant future.....

For you boys and girls. Enjoy. Resist!



Thank You Monsieur Vanderleun @American Digest and MJA for the Linkage

It Should Come As No Surprise The DNC Picked This Guy

The Democrat National Committee has elected to head their little Party of resistance and mouth breathing leftist by choosing Thomas Perez, former Obama Administration  Secretary of Labor.  Yeah, the same Labor Dept. that gave us phony job numbers before the 2012 election, and almost unbelievable fairytale numbers just in time for the 2014 mid-terms. Imagine that!

Below is my post from March 2013 when Mr. Perez was up for conformation for the Labor Dept. It says all that needs to be said about Mr. Perez: it need not be re-written. 

More Rot From the Inside
03/13/2013

Keeping with his theme of rotting America from the inside, Obama plans to move another dose of leftist disease into a more powerful administration position:

Meet Thomas Perez.


Radical leftist lawyer Perez is to be the next Secretary Of Labor.  This douche is now an assistant attorney general at the U.S. Department of Justice. Yeah, Eric Holder's D.O.J. Here's a little background on Mr. Perez:

from The American Thinker
"Perez led the Obama administration's assault on voter ID laws last year. As John Fund and Hans von Spakovsky report in Who's Counting, as a member of the Montgomery County, Md., Council in 2003 he also tried to force governments to accept fraud-prone matricula consular ID cards issued by Mexican consular offices. He was a board member of Casa de Maryland, an advocacy group for illegal aliens funded by George Soros and the recently deceased Hugo Chavez.
Under Perez, the DOJ Civil Rights Division has refused to prosecute hate crimes committed against white Americans. He was reportedly instrumental in the Justice Department's dismissal of a case involving two Philadelphia-based members of the New Black Panther Party who intimidated white voters on Election Day 2008....." 
More about the Panther case and an interesting recently released report on other race based justice cases can be read at PJ Media:
"Perez is apparently in favor of Saudi-style anti-blasphemy laws. In Saudi Arabia and other Islamic countries offenders can be condemned to death merely for insulting Islam. Amazingly, at a congressional hearing last year, Perez pointedly declined to rule out bringing such laws to the United States. At the July 27, 2012, meeting of the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee on the Constitution, Perez refused to say whether he would uphold the religious speech protections in the First Amendment in the future. 
Perez, like so many Obama administration officials, believes that America is a seething hotbed of "Islamophobia," filled with ignorant racist rubes who irrationally fear the Muslim religion. He has worked with hardcore Islamist groups such as the terrorist-linked Islamic Society of North America and applauded Islamists for lobbying against airline security measures...." Read More  
Islamic radical friendly, advocate for illegals, doesn't believe in equal protection under the law for all races, educated in the nest of leftist worms called Harvard Law.......yeah, he should fit right in and be in a more powerful cabinet position in which to influence the rotting away from within agenda for America that is well underway. 

Thank You Larwyn's Linx @ Doug Ross Journal for the Link

Meanwhile, Back at the Border.....

Friday, February 24, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Intermission:
_______________________________________________________

Intermission Over - Shut up and Sit Down

BIG FINISH! 

Fishnet Friday: BLM Edition (Black Lingerie Matters)

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners - From Middle America:


When you give your acceptance speeches Sunday night, thank your publicist, limo driver, manicurist, masseuse, day nanny, night nanny and weekend nanny. Your attorney Marty Singer for killing that salacious National Enquirer story about your industry's pedophilia. 

Thank your spouse, children, middle school drama teacher. Your astrologist and psychologist. Thank your pool boy and gardener, accountants, assistants, Pilates teacher, hot yoga instructor, teeth-whitening dentist and most of all, Bosley and Botox. You can even thank Wolfgang Puck for naming a pizza after you. 

But please, stay off politics. We know where you stand, and don't really care.

Oh, and P.S........Don't forget to put on that oh so joyous face when all those black actors who have whined so much for not getting their due walk off with your award..... you know the ones that sweep the BET Movie Awards and the American Black Film Festival Honors every year......... the ones that you are not included in.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Fake News Factory Unveils Dramatic New Slogan

DownTrend - The Trump hating fake news manufacturing hub "The Washington Post" is rolling with a new slogan to usher in the coming age of witch hunting. In an bid to meld its comic book quality McNews coverage and raving editorial diatribes with the ominous theme of a Batman movie the WAPO proudly presents:

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS!!!


The motto is reportedly a favorite saying of the bloated, beltway cocktail circuit power suckling zombie that used to be crusading reporter Bob Woodward. Billionaire WAPO owner and venomous Trump adversary Jeff Bezos reportedly took a liking to it given his paper’s flair for the dramatic as a cheap way to put a new gloss their tired bullshit.

Hot Air smacks it into the upper deck by connecting with a 101-mph fastball of truth:
"Turns out this purplish prose is a favorite saying of Post editor Bob Woodward, who’s been using it to celebrate the media clergy for years. Post owner Jeff Bezos picked it up somewhere along the line and started using the phrase himself. Only now, though, a month into Trump’s administration, did the paper see fit to put it beneath its masthead as a sort of mission statement. The timing gives the slogan the same effect as that dopey NBC News story from a few days ago noting that Trump would not, in fact, become the shortest-serving president in American history. It’s a declaration of opposition to the new administration. If it wasn’t, they would have slapped it on the front page back when Barack Obama, a.k.a. “the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation,” started snooping in journalists’ phone records."
It’s also more than a bit ironic that a fish wrap which has spared no effort to overturn the election of a democratically elected president is now marketing itself as a guardian of democracy.

One More Step In Dismantling Obama's Lawless Policies

Department of Homeland Security Shifts Funds from Defending Illegals to New Office to Help Their VICTIMS. 


An excellent example of the media turning a blind eye to what Obama was doing to America. Defending illegals rather then protecting the citizens
CNS - On Tuesday, DHS Sec. John Kelly issued an immigration memo shifting the U.S. government’s efforts and resources away from defending illegal aliens to helping their victims. The memo creates the “Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement” (VOICE) office, which will act as “liaison between ICE and the known victims of crimes committed by removable aliens.” 
The memo also reallocates “any and all resources” currently used to advocate for illegal aliens and terminates “outreach and advocacy services” provided to them. 
“Criminal aliens routinely victimize Americans and other legal residents. Often, these victims are not provided adequate information about the offender, the offender's immigration status, or any enforcement action taken by ICE against the offender. Efforts by ICE to engage these victims have been hampered by prior Department of Homeland Security (DHS) policy extending certain Privacy Act protections to persons other than U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents, leaving victims feeling marginalized and without a voice. Accordingly, I am establishing the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office within the Office of the Director of ICE, which will create a programmatic liaison between ICE and the known victims of crimes committed by removable aliens. The liaison will facilitate engagement with the victims and their families to ensure, to the extent permitted by law, that they are provided information about the offender, including the offender's immigration status and custody status, and that their questions and concerns regarding immigration enforcement efforts are addressed.”
Taxpayer funding and government support of illegal aliens:
* In the past two years, the Obama Administration spent $9 million of taxpayer money to provide attorneys to illegal aliens.
* DHS had previously offered hotlines to help illegal aliens seeking executive amnesty and enable complaints against those seeking to enforce U.S. immigration law, and even opened an illegal alien advocate office.
* Even today, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) still advertises safe zones (“sensitive locations”) – such as school bus stops, health clinics and parades - where illegal aliens will be free from enforcement actions.

NBC News Officially Resigned as News Agency

Once a semi-respectable older sibling to their retarded step-sister MSNBC, the floating turd known as NBC News has finally grabbed the handle and flushed themselves down the drain of the vintage media.

In a network produced promotional video, titled “Dear Mr. President,” NBC uses children in a blatantly negative video that paints Donald Trump as divisive and racist. Not one single child has anything respectful to say. This is a type of video that once was unthinkable, and a video that would have never been made during Barack Obama's administration, regardless of what he did or said.

In the video, one young black girl says “Most of my family is black. I'm afraid that you're gonna hurt some of us blacks.” Another non-white youngster says "You are here, attempting to white-wash America.” These are not the words of children. It is the power of a scripted propaganda machine.

It should come as no surprise that this NBC News video uses children to advance talking points. It is a shameful display that no journalistic organization with any semblance of integrity would have even released. But then again, we are talking about NBC.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Snowflakes Now Have Safe Space and Alternative Universe To Turn To


Liberals Can Now Live In Alternate Reality
Where Hillary Clinton Is President

Liberals seeking refuge from reality now have a fake news website where they can pretend to live in a world where Hillary Clinton is president. HillaryBeatTrump.org, a satirical news site devoted to covering stories from an alternate universe where Hillary won last November's election. 

The site’s description reads:  “In the midst of a Constitutional crisis, this is our response,  Long live the true president, Hillary Rodham Clinton.No one is sure who the website is run by, but they are obvious liberals. The writing is a bit amateurish and and not very funny, with the post titles being the best thing on the site.  We all know lefties aren't really know for their sense of humor anyway.  But snowflakes can take solace in the fact when they can no longer fight back the rage and the tears, they have a place to run to now .

There is no comment section on the site, (damn!) and that should tell you a lot right there. They probably know what would happen if they did!

Monday, February 20, 2017

Congressional Black Caucus to Renew Call For Taxing the White Folks


Michigan Rep. John Conyers and his fellow CBC members have plans to re-introduced legislation to set up a commission to consider whether reparations should be paid to black Americans for slavery. Conyers has been proposing the same bill every year for at least two decades. The bill would also consider the prospect of the federal government issuing a formal apology for the "racial and economic" discrimination against African-Americans. This despite the fact that slavery was outlawed over 150 years ago.

According to The Root magazine, known for its unapologetically pro-black stance on the issues, even some free black Americans “bought and sold other black people, and did so at least since 1654, continuing to do so right through the Civil War.”  And even one of the most leftist papers in existence, The New York Times, admitted two years ago that were a reparations bill passed into law, payments would “have to come from taxpayers, who have no culpability for those past crimes and little, if any, of the benefit.”

Unless the government were to use only the funds of white taxpayers, which would be inherently racist, reparations would therefore be funded by Americans of all races, including black Americans.   The bill was to all intents and purposes economically unfeasible, historically inaccurate and a royal waste of time, one likely rooted in animosity as well as ignorance. Over 150 years have passed since America’s darkest days, and within that time frame, the nation has become one of the most tolerant countries on Earth, as reported three years ago by The Washington Post.

The problem Mr. Conners and the rest of The Caucus of Congressional Black Folks fail to see is that the overwhelming majority of whites in this country are for the most part the product of Legal Immigration at the turn of the last century and came from nations that had no part in the African slave trade. They also refuse to acknowledge is any  racial and economic discrimination from the past can be overcome by stop teaching their children hate, and with completing the educational that is offered to all children. Black's problems in America today stem from their culture, their morals and attitude, not the past. They have worn that excuse out long ago.

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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Melania Trump Criticized for Reading Prayer From Piece of Paper

And this from people who worshiped the last president who couldn't put together a twenty word sentence without stopping  four times and saying "UH", if not using a teleprompter!

CNN to Issue Warnings for Sensitive Viewers


MFNS - NEW YORK – The Board of CNN Inc. and it's worldwide news division have announced starting Monday a new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences. CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their growing fear that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh political realities & brutish no nonsense diplomatic tact. 



CNN's Wolf Blitzer made the announcement Saturday:
“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience so we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, small infants, and millennials cry uncontrollably. 
Just as we issue warnings before showing bloody, mangled corpses after mass murders or terrorist attacks, so we will issue warnings before showing the face of Donald J. Trump or mentioning his name. We would prefer to avoid the mention of Mr. Trump’s name altogether if possible,  But Trump is President of the United States now, so it’s difficult to completely avoid the subject of Trump no matter how badly we want to not mention the name of Trump ever again. Trump. 
It seems that Trump is a President that many people really love to hate. While many people really love to hate him, they prefer to hate him from their own designated ‘safe space,’ wherever that may be. Many people prefer to sit on their own toilet with their iPhone and hate Trump and curse his name." 
CNN also promised at least 15 minutes of “Trump-free” programming every hour, from 15 minutes to 30 minutes after each hour. Blitzer concluded his annoncement: 

“We would like people to know that for those 15 minutes, that CNN itself is a safe space from the menace of Donald Trump’s face and the menace of Trump’s unholy name. Even during the rest of the hour we may have some Trump-free programming.”
Even some journalists also want safe spaces and so that they are not triggered by having to cover Trump from the White House press pool. One anonymous Wall Street Journal reporter and frequent White House press pool correspondent confessed to being “horrified at the mere sight of Trump. He triggers me into two minutes of total hate for him at least every day. I am trying to get out of covering Trump. I want to cover less offensive leaders, such as Kim Jong-Un. Or that President Erdogan of Turkey. He seems nice.”

World leaders also praised CNN’s decision. Angela Merkel of Germany praised CNN for “showing sensitivity to world audiences for whom the fact that Trump is so-called leader of the free world is a fact too terrifying to contemplate.”


Thank You Pookie's Toons @ Right Reasons & GoodStuff for the Linkage!

Friday, February 17, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

CNN: Trump A Bad Bad Meanie!


ACTOR ISSUES OSCAR CHALLENGE

Calls Out Hollywood Hypocrites


Actor and Singer Robert Davi (if you like Frank Sinatra, check this guy's music out) has issued a challenge to his brother's and sisters of the entertainment industry.  In an open letter, Davi challenges Hollywood hypocrites to put your money where your mouth is.  Davi's letter comes following a string of political statements made by celebrities at award shows. 

via Mr. Pinko:
“I propose that Meryl Steep, Chelsea Handler, Richard Gere, Robert DeNiro, Christoph Waltz and others lead an Oscar first: let’s do away with the rules, barriers, and tickets to the Oscars and after-parties, such as the swanky Vanity Fair party or the Weinsteins’ star-studded affair. I ask all migrants, all illegal immigrant criminals and all un-vetted refugees to converge on Hollywood to come to the Oscars and all the after-parties, even those held at the mansions or the Chateau Marmont or anywhere else. After all, we in the Hollywood community want to show all Islamic extremists that we have love in our hearts — and what better way to do that than by inviting them along on our most important night?
 It’s time the walls and electronic security gates come down. There are roughly 3,600 seats to the Oscars; we should have at least 2,500 seats reserved for illegal aliens, refugees and migrants, or maybe even more. For those celebrities skipping the ceremony, each should invite at least 100 illegal aliens, refugees or migrants to come to their home to watch the Oscars with them. The Academy and the Vanity Fair people should also get the 150 criminals who have recently been deported from Los Angeles and bring them to the show as honored guests.”
Since Hollywood holds such a kinship with the downtrodden of America these days, Davi's suggestion shouldn't be very much of a problem, No? 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Late-Night Trump Derangement

Images by Bob Mack

"Lord only knows how many viewers the constant Trump bashing has driven away, though rumor has it that midnight ratings for re-runs of “My Mother The Car” have inexplicably spiked.  And as professionals, the late-night hosts seem to be ignoring the comedic gold mine that is the Democrats.  After all, a party that features laugh riots like Maxine Waters (“…the fact that [Trump] is wrapping his arms around Putin while Putin is continuing to advance into Korea…” uh, that’s Crimea, Max), Sheila Jackson-Lee (“Homicide is the leading cause of murder.”), and Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer would seem to be tailor-made for any competent comic." - Bob Mack 

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Booger Eating Leftist Claim Trump is Hoping for a Terrorist Attack



DownTrend - Like a gaggle of acid juiced orangutans in an animal behavior experiment, leftists continue to one up each other in terms of crazy. The devastating and unexpected collapse of Queen Hillary the inevitable coupled with Donald Trump’s election win has driven the moonbats into the mouth of madness. Engaging in throwing public tantrums and a spewing out a daily orgy of idiocy, leading figures on the left are spinning tales of doom and paranoia over the barely month old Trump administration.

The winner of the coveted whacko of the week award goes to radical environmentalist Bill McKibben, a beloved and heroic figure to liberals. When it comes to preaching the gospel of global warming McKibben is right up there with exalted climate pope Al Gore and he can bring the hellfire and brimstone. Unbelievably, Batshit Bill is claiming that President Trump and adviser Steve Bannon are actually rooting for a terrorist attack in order to exercise dictatorial power.

McKibben took to The Guardian to write Donald Trump and Steve Bannon have turned the White House against America



What the freaks, flakes, fruits and fascists on the left can’t be bothered to mention is that their hero Barack Obama presided over a buildup of a gargantuan Orwellian surveillance machine and the big government police state to enforce a vendetta against dissenters. A machine that they themselves may be subjected to if they don’t cease and desist with their thinly disguised efforts to mount a color revolution against the Trump administration.

Despite McKibben’s hysteria he has one thing right and that is that the left and the Democrats will be blamed if there is a terrorist attack on American soil resulting from their turning Trump’s executive order restricting travel from a handful of Islamic jihad factories into a political football.

Monday, February 13, 2017

It's Time.....

Yeah, You Knew It Was Coming......

 
On Sunday night’s 59th annual Grammy awards, British singer-songwriter Adele took home the top honors. The songstress won all five awards she was nominated for including Record and Song of the Year for “Hello,” and Album of the Year for 25.
However, the biggest takeaway was that Adele upset Beyoncรฉ for her hit song “Formation” and album Lemonade. While Adele was thrilled for being the first artist to sweep the top honors twice, many of Beyoncรฉ’s fans blamed White Supremacy for her victory.
READ THE WHINY RACIST TWEETS HERE

It's Time to Start Indicting Mayors of Sanctuary Cities

Aiding, Abetting, Harboring, Encouraging Illegals is a Felony
Any person who . . . encourages or induces an alien to . . . reside . . . knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such . . . residence is . . . in violation of law, shall be punished as provided . . . for each alien in respect to whom such a violation occurs . . . fined under title 18 . . . imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.”  
Section 274 felonies under the federal Immigration and Nationality Act, INA 274A(a)(1)(A):
A person (including a group of persons, business, organization, or local government) commits a federal felony when she or he: 
* assists an alien s/he should reasonably know is illegally in the U.S. or who lacks employment authorization, by transporting, sheltering, or assisting him or her to obtain employment, or
* encourages that alien to remain in the U.S. by referring him or her to an employer or by acting as employer or agent for an employer in any way, or
* knowingly assists illegal aliens due to personal convictions.
In addition, individuals or entities who engage in racketeering enterprises that commit (or conspire to commit) immigration-related felonies are subject to private civil suits for treble damages and injunctive relief.  
 
Federal Immigration and Nationality Act Section 8 USC 1324
Thank You MJA for the Linkage 

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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Tragedy Strikes Grammy Awards.



Band of Horses Drummer Put Down After Breaking Leg.

Middle Finger News - Staples Center. Tragedy struck the 59th Annual Grammy Awards during a performance of the up and coming Indie Rock band 'Band of Horses' tonight when drummer BoBo Adams suffered a career-ending leg injury and was euthanized on the spot, according to horrified crowd members. The incident did not air on CBS because of the usual broadcast delay.
“It was such a good show. We were all having a good time, and then Adams jumped from the drum riser after the number they did ended..... you know.....a classic rock drummer move. But when he landed, the pop echoed through the hall and blood went everywhere."
“The room just went silent. We all hoped he would pop up, but it was definitely over for him. I could totally see bone,” added fan Trudy Blink, who witnessed the injury and resulting putting down of Adams from just behind the stage barrier.

“It’s not something we like to do, but with such a fragile breed like drummers, there's likely no coming back from that kind of a break,” said Al Henry, a first responder who ensured humane treatment.
“There was no time to get him back to the green room, so unfortunately, we had to put him down right there on stage.”
BOH road manager Alice Beater told MFN:
"At least poor BoBo went out without having to suffer through that pregnant ghetto chick and her whacked-out narcissistic 'LOOK AT ME" performance, or the tribute to bathroom pervert George Michael." 

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Saturday, February 11, 2017

Middle Finger News Goes All Project Veritas and Stuff

MFNS Exposes the Left's Official Guide to Hounding the
Trump Regime Wherever They May Be

We here at MFNS Inc. have always toiled to bring you what others dare not bring. Underground interviews, covert photos and leaked secret information as well as news stories no one else will touch. 

After watching the protest of the new Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, we decided to do our own little 'Project Veritas' and covertly attend the local chapter of "Disrupt Trump for the Next 4 Years Bitches" and record the proceedings.  

Due to budget restraints, mainly because our senior reporter that shall not be named EARL who travels quite frequently to exotic destinations like Acapulco,Tahiti and Monte Carlo chasing leads (we are still waiting for you to file, Earl) there was no money for a super-duper hidden video spy type camera. But we did get a hold of a old Sony Walkman off ebay to record the meeting on a used cassette tape thingy. 


The formal speaker and chapter organizer, Emily Fecalmann, a former Women's Studies professor at Grim Community College told the crowd the Trump regime should be literally hounded everywhere they go, but violence was not necessary, slyly suggesting blooding one's self up for effect and the media was always a tactic to keep in mind.  

"We know it might be more tempting to just hurl a shoe at them, like that Iraqi guy did to George W. Bush whose flexibility in ducking the shoe impresses us TO THIS DAY, but violence is bad, and also the “NOT TOUCHING, CAN’T GET MAD, NOT TOUCHING, CAN’T GET MAD!” method of sustained protest works better over the long run anyway....."
Here are seven of her most important rules in that spirit she told the crowd for when they run into various members of the Trump regime, and what you might say to annoy them when they see them............ or at least the ones we could remember. The Walkman quit working.

* If you see Sean Spicer buying all the cinnamon gum from the store, politely say Melissa McCarthy I just love you and ask for her autograph and tell her what great work she’s been doing on SNL.

* If you see Ivanka Trump, tell her she makes ugly clothes, and solemnly swear if she lets her dad do anything to hurt the LGBT community, the gays and Tranny's will abandon their impersonations of her and refuse to do her hair and make-up anymore.


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