Saturday, March 17, 2018

Lil' Goebbels 2.0

Apologizes to Alfred Eisenstaedt 

"We are suddenly useful to the old people of America. Many of those my age have no idea they are being played as fools. They are literally tools for a movement they know almost nothing about." - Cole Sherman

Friday, March 16, 2018

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Thursday, March 15, 2018

Matt Damon Is Pissed and He's Leaving You!

Haven't we heard it time and time again.  Hollywood "Stars" shooting their mouths off about leaving the country if certain politicians win election. We heard it when Bush ran, when Romney ran, and again, believing there was no chance in hell they'd actually have to back it up, laughingly shot their mouths off during the months leading to Trump's victory. What we haven't heard is a whole lot of the wealthy pretenders and self-appointed moral superiors announcing they're following through on their threats. We lookin' at you Whoopie.......

Enter Matt Damon, the anti-gun star of the gun-wheeling Jason Bourne movies who announced that he would "move to Mars" if Trump won. The line was a kinda-sorta word play on his then-recent "The Martian." Now we're learning that while he's not going to mars for real with Elon Musk, he is making good on his promise to leave.

According to Page Six, Damon is so fed up with Trump and people like you, that he's moving to the beautiful gun-less paradise of Australia, where he reportedly has purchased a property in Byron Bay, New South Wales.
“Matt’s telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he’s moving the family to Australia” because the activist actor disagrees with Trump’s policies. The president’s frequently butted heads with liberal Hollywood A-listers including Meryl Streep. He’s also telling friends he wants to have a safe place to raise his kids."
It also gives Damon a chance  to escape the shit pile he stepped in with his not so well received comments about the wave of sexual assault allegations shaking Hollywood. 

The hollywood hypocrite is a staunch proponent of  gun control and gun bans. As he told an Australian crowd in 2016, he wants to ban all firearms in "one fell swoop"...just like Australia:
“You guys did it here in one fell swoop [in 1996] and I wish that could happen in my country, but it’s such a personal issue for people that we cannot talk about it sensibly,” Mr. Damon said during a promotional engagement in Sydney for the movie "Jason Bourne."
We'd like to bid Matt Damon a Fond addio, Au revoir, Tot ziens.  We hope he cleans up his Harvey Weinstein mess one day, and we do thank him for sticking to his guns promises.

Obama Pays Respect To Stephen Hawking In Usual Barky Style

 With A Picture of Himself....

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Gees, Even Democrats Are Telling Hillary To Shut Up Already!

Beware of This Individual Stumbling Around Aimlessly Telling Anyone Who Will Listen
That She Should Be The President of the United States. If She Knocks, Don't Let Her In. 

I never thought I'd every hear Maud Behar call Bill Clinton a "virus in the Democrat party", or Hillary's own people admit she has a stunning lack of self awareness and it's time to shut up and stop embarrassing them. But there it was, Patti Solis Doyle, Hillary Clinton’s former presidential campaign manager admitting what you know a lot of dems are saying privately, that it was a bad idea for the former candidate to be insulting millions of Americans who didn't vote for her in a recent speech. They think it's time she puts a sock in it for the sake of the party as Clinton’s behavior is approaching nightmare levels of bad PR. 

The campaign manager for Hillary Clinton’s doomed attempt to win the Democratic nomination in 2008 spoke to S.E. Cupp on HLN about Clinton bad-mouthing Americans.
"Look, this, this was bad, I can’t sugarcoat it. She’s put herself in a position where Democrats are going to have to distance themselves from these remarks and distance themselves from her, particularly those Democrats that are running in states that Donald Trump won like Ohio and Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and Michigan.”
Clinton’s comments were made before the Asia Today Conclave in Mumbai India on her international 'It's Everyone's Fault But Mine That I'm Not President' book tour.
“So I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward, and his whole campaign, ‘Make America Great Again,’ was looking backwards. You know, you didn’t like black people getting rights,” you didn’t like women y’know, getting jobs, you don’t want, y’know, see that Indian American succeeding more than you are, whatever your problem is, I’m gonna solve it.”
Stress, booze and age have caught up with our intellectual superior, the bitter, corrupt and greedy evil old bat with the shrill and grinding voice who spews her incessant bitching and moaning about losing the White House.  Someone just needs to tell her SHE lost the election with one 'basket of deplorables' remark, a fleeting moment of honesty of how she feels about real Americans. Someone needs to tell her she's just a hairy wart on American politics now. 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Maxine Responds ....Kinda.

Liberals Lose Their Sh*t Over First Female CIA Boss

DT - It is a tumultuous Tuesday at the White House as President Trump has fired Rex Tillerson, moved CIA Director Mike Pompeo over to Foggy Bottom and in a move that is guaranteed to set off a cavalcade of exploding liberal heads, tabbed a woman as the nation’s top spook. It won’t impress the vengeful feminist fanatics of the #MeToo movement nor appease the Hillary Clinton dead-enders,  but veteran intelligence professional Gina Haspel has shattered the glass ceiling at Langley. The historic nature of Haspel’s ascension has not been met kindly by a media – especially CNN – that has become intoxicated from sniffing faded porn star Stormy Daniels’ panties.

Haspel is expected to bring a no-nonsense approach to the CIA after she ran one of the agency’s facilities where suspected terrorists were interrogated in the aftermath of 9/11 and where the practice that has become widely known as “waterboarding” took place. That will allow Democrats and their Never Trumper allies like John McCain and his ilk to contest her appointment on grounds other than sour grapes.

from the CIA website: 
"Ms. Haspel is a career intelligence officer, having joined the CIA in 1985. She has extensive overseas experience and served as Chief of Station in several of her assignments. In Washington, she has held numerous senior leadership positions, including as Deputy Director of the National Clandestine Service, Deputy Director of the National Clandestine Service for Foreign Intelligence and Covert Action, and Chief of Staff for the Director of the National Clandestine Service. Ms. Haspel is the recipient of numerous awards including the George H. W. Bush Award for excellence in counterterrorism; the Donovan Award; the Intelligence Medal of Merit; and the Presidential Rank Award, the most prestigious award in the federal civil service...."
For a woman who has served her country honorably, it didn’t take long for the winged monkeys to launch their smear campaign:
Richard Painter - She’s into torture? Is she bringing her waterboard to the confirmation hearing? Our senators need to make it clear today that this is not happening. No go. What to Know About Gina Haspel, the New Director of the CIA via @FortuneMagazine 
ProPublica - Trump has just named Gina Haspel as CIA chief. Last year, we reported that Haspel oversaw the waterboarding and other torture of Abu Zubaydah. 
Jake Tapper - Some background on new CIA Director nominee Gina Haspel and her role overseeing the torture of 2 alleged terrorists at a black site in Thailand
Someone should waterboard Jake Tapper and his fellow propagandists. The attack on Haspel once again show that there is nothing that the left hates more than a strong woman who kicks ass and takes names to defend America.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Flying Headlong Into The Belly of the Beast

Nestled in a gated community, the secretive nature of the event is by design, as Southern California isn’t exactly Trump country. Donald Trump’s fundraising dinner party on Tuesday at an undisclosed location will be very un-Hollywood. The President's surrogates have thus far done a remarkable job in keeping the venue — in or near Beverly Hills — a secret. Attendees have provided their personal information to the president’s security team and assured the powers that be that they’d not reveal details of the event, according to people who spoke to The Hollywood Reporter on condition of anonymity.

Several Facebook groups, in fact, are planning protests, even though they won’t know the president’s exact whereabouts. One industry invitee when asked about the unusual level of secrecy quipped:
"The atmosphere in Hollywood is so toxic — you wouldn’t know unless you were on the receiving end of it. We’re not talking about classy people like Cary Grant and Lauren Bacall, they’re worried that some nobody actor will scream 'motherfucker' at the president." 
"Obama would come to town with 30 cars and close down Wilshire Boulevard, but the President's people want to get in and out quickly."  
While the cheapest ticket runs $35,000, or $50,000 for a couple, some are encouraged to donate up to $250,000 to go to a variety of conservative causes. On the other hand, there will be some at the party who paid nothing, invited because Trump wants to meet with them or reward them for past support. - The Hollywood Reporter

Thank You Pookie@The Briefing Room for the Linkage!

CEO of Investment Firm Threatens Trump and Supporters

Ross Gerber is the Co-Founder, President and CEO of Gerber Kawasaki Wealth and Investment Management. He oversees Gerber Kawasaki’s corporate and investment management operations and is a frequent guest on CNN, CNBC, Fox Business News, and Reuters as well as a contributing writer for Forbes. He is ranked as one of the most influential investment advisors and Fintech innovators in America. The Gerber Kawasaki team oversees $650 million of investments in technology, media, entertainment and communications companies for clients and the firm. Just one month ago, Gerber appeared on Fox Business News to talk about how he took advantage of the short plunge in Trump’s bullish stock-market. Gerber gushed to the Fox Business host: 
“This [Trump’s] economy is phenomenal” and then doubled down on Trump’s successes by saying how much the tax cuts have helped the economy and the markets. We are very bullish” about this market!” 
But, apparently Ross Gerber is a world class hypocrite and has acquired an epic case of 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) took to Twitter in what looked like a call for latino rabble to hit the streets and cause disruption, and another tweet that some took as direct threats to the President and his supporters in California.

Disrupting the Presidents Motorcade is not Civil Disobedience - it could be considered a threat to the President and unexpected consequences could occure.  And sounding more like a 1930's Brown Shirt than an Investment manager, he also directly threatened to Dox and endanger private citizens: “If you are hosting or attending the Trump fundraiser in LA we will identify who you are to the media and public."  He later deleted the tweet, but the Ladies at 100% Feed Up had the foresight to grab a screen shot. 

Gerber called Trump supporters “scumbags” and speculated about who he believed would be hosting a Trump fundraiser:
“Trump will be in San Diego working on his wall and west LA getting money from scumbags. We will find out who is doing the fundraiser and we will be there. I bet Tom Barrack and his fraud company Colony are hosting. I’ll find out where he lives. Come join me. #Resistance "
This is an excellent example of the unhinged, pure hate and blind hypocrisy of some influential people in American society who stand to gain greatly from Donald Trump and America's success, yet they fight it tooth and nail. They continue to wade further into the deep end of the pool,  and without their water wings.....

[100 Percent Feed Up]
[Gerber Kawaski]

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Saturday, March 10, 2018

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I'm Beginning to Believe Every Damn One of Them are Nuts!

It’s really never been a secret to anyone with an IQ above room temperature that the American print media have long had a bias they really haven't tried to hide. And here is a creepy little story that shows just how deep the leftist rot is in some of the most influential media circles. 

The first female editor of the New York Times and author of “Obama: The Historic Journey,” published in 2009, Jill Abramson, was the paper’s executive editor from 2011-2014 until she was unceremoniously booted out of the NYT's Ivory Tower, and as was the 'woke' thing of those days, replaced with a black male. Being a good little leftist soldier that she is, she quietly excepted her station in those gotta be politically correct times.
Ah Jill, Sweetie That's Not a Doll

In a new piece she wrote for The Guardian Abramson has fessed up that she has been so distraught by Donald Trump's ascension to the Presidency and all that has come with it, that she is carrying around a Barack Obama “therapy doll” in her purse:
"It’s easy to look at what’s happening in Washington DC and despair. That’s why I carry a little plastic Obama doll in my purse. 
I pull him out every now and then to remind myself that the United States had a progressive, African American president until very recently. Some people find this strange, but you have to take comfort where you can find it in Donald Trump’s America."
Yes Jill, people do find this strange! Especially when it comes from someone who claims to be the self-appointed guardians of the truth. It's pretty obvious that Abrahamson OD'd on hopium and changium during the Barky years. People like this need to spend some serious cash and extensive time in therapy because a lost election should not bring on this sort of mental trauma with sane people. Bless Her Heart!  

Thank You Gerard VanderLeun @ American Digest for the Linkage!

Friday, March 9, 2018

Squinty & Meat Puppet Upset There's No Porn Stars on The Front Page of Their Morning Paper!

Joe & Mika's Circle Jerk of Smug, Out of Touch, Inside the Beltway Media Elites

Just when you think Squinty Scarborough can't say anything 
more stupid he says "where's the camera" 

How dare Donald Trump distract from a perfectly good scandal with something as frivolous as foreign policy!! Viewers of MSNBC will be relieved to know there is still at least one show determined to talk about the real issues. Joe and Mika can see straight through the charade of a Donald Trump meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un for what it truly is: an attempt to bury the Stormy Daniels scandal!!
"He makes a decision on North Korea because of Stormy Daniels, and people can deny that all they want, but if you're doing that, you're in the tank for Donald Trump, because it is painfully obvious that's exactly what's going on."
This bowl of stupidity is almost out-weighed by MSNBC's gender confused Ricky Maddow's near meltdown over possible talks with the Korean Fat Kid. That creepy little freak (I’m referring to Kim Jong-un, not Maddow– I see where there could be some confusion there) only responds to a show of power and intimidation. That’s what Trump’s been doing. DJT isn’t going over there to talk to an equal. It will be a sheltered kid who was handed the leadership of his country as a birthright versus someone from the cutthroat world of negotiations in New York real estate. He’s going over there to talk to a deranged lunatic. And does the left really believe Trump would walk into talks with the Kim without having done any homework?? No, but he managed to give the media another running shit fit!

[NewsBusters]                               Thank You RightNation.US for the Linkage!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

San Fran Nan Goes Drag Racing

The ever-blurring lines between politics and pop culture grow fuzzier, but so much more fabulous! Nancy Pelosi, who represents California's 12 district that includes all of San Francisco paid a visit this week to famous Drag Queen RuPaul's Drag Race All Star TV show. It's safe to say Nan has found her way around a few drag queens or two in her day.

Pelosi stopped by the extravaganza of bad wigs and clownish makeup drag queen contest to show her solidarity with the LGBTQ community because Donald Trump be all hating on Gay people and stuff for not making North Carolina allow guys dressed up like Bette Midler in the girls restroom or forcing Colorado bakers to make gay cakes.

After the filming of the show Nan told an interviewer she was so excited and couldn’t resist being on the show and that she believes politicians could learn authenticity from drag queens. "This idea of people believing in themselves, being themselves, taking pride in themselves, is not just a lesson for politicians but for everyone in the country." I guess the crazy moonbat had one of her famous brain farts and just didn't realize that authenticity she was talking about is MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN. Earth to Nancy!

Nan said she hadn’t considered what her drag name might be, but I can think of a few, but I'll be nice and keep them to myself.......

Thank You MJA  and American Digest for the Linkage!

Bill Maher Reminds Leftist Their Media Are Liars and BS Artist

Every once in a while a little ray of light will hit Bill Maher’s brain. It’s always brief and fleeting. As rare as it may be, it does occasionally happen.
"No wonder fake news resonates so much with Trump fans, because so much of it is fake. It’s just nonsense meant to keep you perpetually offended with an endless stream of controversies that aren’t controversial, and outrages that aren’t outrageous because places like the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed and Salon make their money by how many clicks they get. Yes, the people who see themselves as morally superior are are actually ignoring their sacred job of informing citizens of what’s important, and instead sowing division for their own selfish ends. Hey, wait, isn’t that what Russia was doing to us? Yeah, it is. And we have to stop both of them from using us as the cocks in their cock fights......” 
Case in point: 

Thank You Gerard VanderLeun @ American Digest for the Linkage!

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Your Handy 'Californian to Texan' Translation Guide.

NOTE: This guide can and should be applicable in most all Southern Red States.
So if you're coming this way, get with the program.....

H/T Broadside Betty

I Don't Need To Be Preached To About Guns By A Member of the Most Violent Segment of Society

The irony just drips from the recent statement from the president and CEO of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Derrick Johnson, a member of the most violent 6 percent of the American population (BLACK MALES) who comment over 50 percent of the murders and a disproportionate amount of violent crimes in this country actually called for confiscation of your guns by the government, leaving law abiding citizen vulnerable to their hate, murder and robbing ways.

Derrick Johnson wrote an op-ed entitled, “Gun Safety is about Freedom,” where he used a mixture of politics and racism to make their point on gun control measures.  He compared the current anxiety students feel when going to school to the circumstances surrounding the black “Little Rock Nine”, students who had to be escorted to their classrooms by federal troops in the 1950s as part of the Brown v. Board of Education desegregation ruling.
“Fear and terror still exist in our children’s classrooms” because of the “National Rifle Association (NRA) and the politicians that support them.”
Johnson, in lockstep with the rest of the ignorant far left, label the NRA a terrorist organization. He believes that passing draconian gun control legislation is a civil rights issue, of course without acknowledging self defense IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!

The leftist gun grabbers are calling again for Australian-type gun control measures to be implemented. They do not ever mention the cultural and ethnic differences with America. It did not work well in Australia or Britain and it will not work in the US. An American mandatory gun-confiscation program, in addition to being unconstitutional, would be extraordinarily coercive and almost certainly violent. Perhaps that is something the NAACP wants, but Americans won’t stand for it.

No, Derrick Johnson, the NAACP should STFU and look in the mirror. It's high time you look to reasons black males are the most violent segment of the American populous.  Stop blaming America for your short comings and search for solutions to black males leaving strings of fatherless children and violent youth who settle disagreements by shooting each other and innocent bystanders and children over simple disagreements, and spend your organization's time, money and energy fixing those problems.

The NRA and law abiding gun owners are not the problem in America.  America's problem is your culture, your mentality and your inability to take responsibility for your actions. Maybe the answer is to just disarm the black community and watch the crime and murder rate drop through the floor.  After all, as you said, gun control legislation is a civil rights issue. And I demand my Civil Rights Too!

Thank You American Digest for the Linkage! 

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Soy Boy Acosta Needs His Diaper Changed Again Please.

CNN - The Most Trusted Name in News

CNN Has Gone From Dumpster Diving To Chasing Parked Cars

As CNN is seemingly intentionally beclowning themselves in a one network race to the bottom. Aside from interviewing drunks on the air, they're dispatching reporters around the world to help dig up clues and finally get to the bottom of the Trump campaign’s Russia ties. In attempts to remain relevant, last month the network infamously sent a reporter to St. Petersburg, where he literally dug around a dumpster looking for leads. Now CNN has sent a reporter to Bangkok to interveiw a hooker who claims to have the goods on the Trump camp's alleged under-the-table dealings with Russia.

The woman, Anastasia Vashukevich, who is also a self-described “sex coach,” (wink wink) is currently locked up in Thailand prison, and hopes that U.S. will offer her asylum if she spills some beans on the mythical Trump collusion. CNN hyped her possible credibility in noting that she was once photographed with a Russian billionaire, Oleg Deripaska, whom Paul Manafort was associated. Wow! After all the time, money and effort expended trying to lynch Donald Trump, the media, including The New York Times which ran a 1,000+ word exposé on Vashukevich’s allegations last week is down to desperately seeking out imprisoned hookers for any possible clues and leads. 

And they don't call them the Clown News Network for Nothing...... 

Monday, March 5, 2018

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??

New Startup Wants to Determine For You What is Fake News

What could go wrong. Put dozens and dozens of people in a room, (hopefully with the proper amount of diversity in skin color, plumbing, and sexual practices) many who were taught in journalism schools their mission was to decide the truth, change the world and tell people what they should think, and give them the job of rooting out and labeling Fake News on the internet.

In a world where the left is so f**kin stupid that SNOPES has to officially tell them CNN didn't really buy an Industrial Strength Washing Machine to spin the News, maybe they could use a service like this. The Startup founder and CEO, Steven Brill stated the mission and the goal of their venture: To help consumers distinguish between sites that are trying to get it right and sites that are trying to trick people.

The irony of this is he said it on Little Chubby Stelter's show on the Fake News Network CNN.
"What we're doing is no more and no less than telling people the difference between The Denver Post, which is a real newspaper, and The Denver Guardian, which broke a bunch of,  you know,  completely fake stories right before the election," said Steven Brill, the co-CEO of the new venture. 
He said several dozen journalists will be hired to produce the reviews. The pitch is naturally appealing to journalists -- he's saying algorithms aren't cutting it, so real-life reviewers are needed to judge reliability. 
Websites will receive green, yellow, or red ratings. There will also be "nutrition labels" with more detailed information. The labels "are intended to let readers know if they need to take particular brands they see online with a grain of salt -- or with an entire shaker." 
"Imagine coming to a National Review story about affirmative action versus one from the Nation. Both totally legit publications,  but unlike the old days when you knew what brands were,  on a feed or in a search they both just look like headlines."
NewsGuard will try to license its reviews and nutrition labels to search and social networking platforms like Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and the Tweeter.

"How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?"

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Saturday, March 3, 2018

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Friday, March 2, 2018

Got Some Good News and Some Bad News......

The Good News is Michelle Obama is not gonna be your next president. The Bad News is she wants to create "thousands and thousands" more Michelle Obamas!  Yeah, just what Amerika needs, more big ass angry black girls who think a skanky Beyonce is a good role model, and is bad at pretending money can buy class. You can take the girl outta the ghetto......

Mich spoke at an event Tuesday in New York where she explained that her work with the Obama Foundation (their tax exempt, Clinton like money laundry using indoctrination and Alinsky tactic to infiltrate the public schools with a Far Left agenda to ’ fundamentally transform ’ white, capitalist, Christian America into another third world nation run by Democrats, preferably by blacks and self-loathing whites) has made her hopeful and “optimistic” for the future of the country.

According to Obama, the results of that work with young people is the reason that she will not run for U.S. president. Thankfully, we dodged that campaign experience!
“This is why I’m not going to run for president because I think it’s a better investment to invest in creating thousands of mes. We don’t need just one [Michelle Obama] — we need thousands and thousands....”
No class but at least she's modest! She also said that after spending eight years in the White House with Barky, she feels it’s time for older leaders to step aside to allow the younger generations to usher in change. *rolls eyes*

So you may now relax and bask in the glow of the beauty and grace of Mich O' and contemplate her deleterious future vision of America, knowing that she has thrown herself on the sword and will not be your next president!

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Televisions Been Full of Schiff For Over A Year Now.

"The Republican National Committee has just released a study on the Democrat party’s top Russian conspiracy monger Adam Schiff (D-CA)and how he has a rather cozy relationship with the media networks that are determined to remove President Trump from office. 
The slimy little prick is the representative for Hollywood and the celebrity Trump haters, something that has not once been pointed out on CNN, MSNBC or any of the other dishonest gabfests that have given this bug-eyed geek a forum to spew his nonsense. The RNC’s report “The Schiff Show” details 227 times that Schiff has given television interviews, a feat that would have been difficult for even an attention whore like John McCain to have matched during his heyday." 

According to the RNC Report,  Adam the Lying  Shitweasel, ranking member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and Democrat's Minister of the People's Truth, has used the House Russia investigation to becoming a constant presence on cable TV and become the dem's lead propagandist. From January 23, 2017 until February 25, 2018, Schiff  gave 227 live interviews clocking a total of 26 hours, 4 minutes on camera.  He participated in 111 interviews with the geniuses at MSNBC for a total time of 12 hours, 6 minutes, and went slumming 87 times for interviews at CNN for a total time of 10 hours, 59 minutes.

Between television appearances and phone calls trolling the Hollywood pervs back home for campaign bucks, in 2017  Schiff spoke on the House floor a total of 10 times for a total of 36 minutes, and 29 seconds.

Just the thought of Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters as the faces of my party would seriously make my skin crawl.....

So, the White House is in Need of a New Communications Director. If I May Be So Bold As To Make a Suggestion.........

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!