Showing posts with label 46*. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 46*. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2022

46* Snubs D-Day Commemoration 2nd Year in a Row

Perhaps Because Dangerous Guns Were Involved or He Doesn't Want to Offend the German People

People across the world honored veterans of Operation Overlord on the 78th anniversary of a day thousands of men breached Hitler’s grip on Europe. A memorial service was held in Normandy, France Monday morning. Throughout the day, the 4,414 American soldiers who died fighting the German war machine on June 6, 1944 were honored.

But for a second straight year, Joe Biden did not mark the day through any kind of official proclamation or a simple statement. It's not like this White House doesn’t issue statements frequently. On May 31, they gave an official proclamation on National Ocean Month (?), a proclamation on National Home Ownership Month and a proclamation on Great Outdoors Month.

But the sacrifice of blood of a generation to fight a totalitarian cancer on humanity gets not a mention. What a useless Jackass!


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Tuesday, May 17, 2022

I'd Say It's Better To Be MAGA King Than a Potato

Threatening Punches For Those Well Above His Weight Class, Potato Brain Takes On MAGA

Joe Biden is the greatest avatar of American decline since James Buchanan, whose title as Worst President Ever Biden will steal away in under 18 months in office. But what’s perhaps most frightening about Biden, given the advanced state of mental discombobulation his wife, party and handlers have disregarded in foisting him on the American people is the utter lack of self-awareness he shows with comments like his attack on DJT as the “MAGA King.” Donald Trump didn’t create the MAGA movement. He might have given it a name, but it existed long before he came along.

What people think of as MAGA was present with the Tea Party. The ruling class, of which Joe Biden is a lesser member, did everything they could to squash the movement. Republican establishment politicians tried to co-opt it and generally shined Tea Partiers on to get elected, only to ignore them after the fact. And nobody did a damn thing about the corrupt Obama-Biden administration’s abuse of the IRS as a political weapon against Tea Party organizations.

But, they failed to kill the movement. And DJT wasn’t the only  presidential candidate who appealed to it. Remember that if Trump hadn’t won the 2016 nomination, Ted Cruz would have. The spirit of the movement had grown so large by 2016 that one of the most qualified presidential fields in American history ate dust from Trump and Cruz’ heels because most Republican voters were so disgusted with the Rhino establishment politics.

Of course, the Left did what it does best to DJT. They calumnized, demonized and tried to destroy him. It wouldn’t have worked but for COVID, and even then it took, in Biden’s words, an unprecedented voter fraud operation which is now being exposed. 

But the movement still hasn’t died. It’s grown. Potato brain and his leftist freaks made that possible. And this fall there’s a wave election brewing which could relegate the democrat party to political irrelevance in a way not seen since the era dawned by Buchanan’s transformationally awful presidency. This is Joe Biden’s legacy.

It’s being forged amid disastrous news on the economic, foreign policy, national security and social fronts. Nothing works. Everything is stupid. We’re governed by people who suck on the national level and Americans are sick of it. There is a growing national sense that Biden is illegitimate, that his potato brain isn’t sufficient to the job, that his party is run by morons and freaks and that the country is on the verge of collapse. And his response is to call the MAGA movement, which has always sought American economic revival, a bunch of racist, terrorists and hurl lame insults at Trump.

No President has ever spoken of such a number of American citizens in such disgusting and divisive ways. 

This won’t end well for Biden. But what’s worse is it won’t end well for us. You can’t have an corrupted incompetent liar who can’t tell what time it is running the country. At least it’s clear change is coming in the midterms, and with enough turnover in Congress and the right candidate, the White House in 2024.

[Encyclopedia of US Politics]
[Hayride]
[DMF Institute for the Study of Proglodytes]

Thursday, March 10, 2022

I'm Feeling Mischievous Today

My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.....
 



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Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Your Official Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread

With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message. 

We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.

And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.   

But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.

But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.


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Thursday, January 20, 2022

Squinty Scarborough: Give Biden 2 Hours and He'll Be Talking About 7-11 Stores. 🤣🤣🤣

Clean Up on Aisle 46

They [Obama-Biden] sent the wrong signals in 2014. They're sending the wrong signals now....."


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Thursday, November 18, 2021

Throwback Thursday: Replace Joe Biden??

NOTE TO READER: There are rumors of a deep chasm developing between 46* and the his VP, and she may or may not be on the way out.  Seems there's some dissin' and racisms goin' on and Kampala and her hired staff of sistas ain't happy.  Biden isn't a stranger to this situation, as he, the clownish court jester of the Obama Administration, was rumored in late 2012 as possibly being dumped as VP before the November election for....I almost can't say her name......Ma Clinton.  As we here at DMF pride ourselves as always having our knee on the pulse of the body politic of America, we threw our Tugs McWilson out on the streets that summer to ask America, "Should Hillary Replace Joe Biden as VP?"

from the Dank Archives of DMF - July 2012
 
Diogenes' Man on the Street Asks:
Should Hillary Replace Joe Biden for VP in 2012 Election?

 
"Absolutely. I do think Obama should replace Biden with Clinton. It can only help his re-election. And if Joe Biden is looking for work, I have use for a guy who can disparage half the population in a single sentence".
Brad Nittwith - Internal Revenue Service



 "No, I don't think Biden should be replaced! Preezy Obama and Joe Biden have done a great job with the economy. Hell, back in 2007 even a King didn't have the luxury of a Vodka and Red Bull mix."
Belinda Twittel - Wal-mart Cashier



"Yes! It's about time we have a woman of Hillary's caliber in high power in this country. After all, she's single handedly brought peace to the Middle East! Suck on that Condie Rice!" 
Shelia Lovett Bigg - Public School Educator




"Means nothing to Faruk! All America is but imperialist infidel running dog jackals that will ultimately feel the sting of Allah's wrath .....Praise Be to Allah!"
Faruk Al Squworme - Taxi Driver




"You axing  Laquita? I don't know how to vote.... but if I did I'd sure nuff vote for Barack cause all the free sh*t  he gets me and my babies wiff my EBT card!.... know what I'm sayin....free cell phones and rolling papers for Dontrell.  Barack gets my 16 year old free sh*t for her two babies too!"
 Laquita Jones - Homemaker


"Get off my sidewalk you #%*+&@+ hate filled rightwing fascist!"
Holota Wadsworth - Women's Reproductive Health Center Director




"Yeah. Hillary is a great Idea. Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should have picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics. It might be good for Obama seeing that the people voting in the next election are going to be angry, intolerant white people. You would have to be a fool to miss a chance to vote for a beautiful smart lady like Hillary?"
Pat - Famous  Daily Kos Basement Blogger  



"Hillary for Biden? I think it's a great idea! And I really like the idea of a do-over election thing because I totally blew my first vote on Stephen Colbert last time.  I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress so I can benefit from all the free money I get from my trust fund."
Lance Farnsworth III - Occupy Wall Street Organizer



"Get out of my way you little worm..... 
 I said get out of my face! I'm gonna..."
Some Angry White Guy





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Tugs McWilson is DMF Senior Political Editor. Tugs is a father of 9 (that he knows of) and holds a degree in recycling from the California School of Sanitation. A retired manager of Minute Oil Change, Tugs is an avid reader, or at least that's what we've been told. 

Monday, October 11, 2021

Have We Ever Witnessed a More Incompetent and Out of Touch Bunch Than Biden's Appointees? Chapter 5


Not to overlook we seem to have another corrupt democrat asshole as Attorney General, but if you ever wondered what would happen when a president appoints people based on their sex, color, or persuasion, look no further than the disaster that is Joe Biden’s administration.

We all know he didn’t pick Pete Buttigieg because of his experience with transportation issues.....
Guess it's a little different than managing the bus schedule in South Bend. Besides, he has a really cool bicycle.

[Bloomberg]
[Twitchy]

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Saturday, September 25, 2021

Finally Something We Can Agree On With Joe Biden

Joe Biden left the White House on Friday for another few days outside of Washington, as he now regularly runs from the White House every weekend.  According to Bob Woodward and Robert Costa's new book, Joe Biden reportedly hates living in the White House, describing it as “the grave.” In the words of 46* chief of staff, Ron Klain, “He doesn’t feel comfortable living in the White House.”

Guess what Joe, we don't feel comfortable with you living in the White House either!!!

 
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Thursday, September 9, 2021

Biden's Latest Performative Act for Media Consumption


This evening 46* announced that all employers with over 100 employees (except for select federal workforces of course) will be required to vaccinate their employees or administer weekly COVID tests to those who can’t or won’t get the jab. This is not good news at the Chateau de Sarcastica:
He might as well have mandated all Americans to grow wings and fly because this executive order is about as legal as murder. Joe Biden does not have the constitutional authority to require businesses to do anything. The announcement is a performative act and nothing more, but that said, the reason behind the performance is an attempt at furthering a narrative Democrats will be able to utilize from here till the midterms.

This action is destined for the Supreme Court and Democrats want to be able to have the court shoot it down so they can say it’s become so partisan that it’s willing to allow Americans to die. This, of course, is complete nonsense but many Americans will watch and believe a Pelosi press conference before they take one look at the text of a Supreme Court ruling. Democrats will say the court is filthy with partisanship and may reawaken the case for court-packing. A purely conservative court is a “scary” prospect and will energize Democrats. It’s a narrative that will become useful when it comes time to cast votes.

In a perfect world, the press would call its constitutionality into question and experts would deem it the insane ramblings of a man who belongs to a statist party, but that’s not what’s going to happen. They’ll continue to carry the water for democrats and to ring every alarm bell about how Texas is interfering with an individual’s right to choose on abortion while shouting from every working speaker that every business should be forced to vaccinate employees, even if against their will.

Biden's dictatorial mandate will fail constitutionality, but it will serve its true purpose, and that’s to convince the gullible that they need to fight against a fabled Republican death cult.

[RedState]
[RCP]

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Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Rarely has one image more perfectly captured the moment — and totality — of a man’s presidency.

Befuddled by time, disoriented by a riot of terrible decisions, and confused by the demand for answers......In an earlier time, the press would have hidden such a demoralizing picture........but there was no hiding this picture. And it was punctuated by what is perhaps an even worse picture. - Charles Hurt
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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

DOD Desperate Attempt at Good PR 🤪

It's become obvious the last few days anyone in the Biden Administration involved in talking to the chaos in Afghanistan is trying to cover Biden's ass and make thing look as if they're running much better than they are, and score some good PR for themselves. But in the case of the inept Defense Department run by Biden's affirmative action Defense Secretary, Lloyd Austin, just took some buckshot to the face over tweet patting themselves on the back during the evacuations at Kabul airport.

The DOD tweeted complete with pictures of an Air Force plane:
 "Afghan civilians board @usairforce C-17 Globemasters at Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan."
And the Defense Department couldn’t be prouder.


Just one problem, they can’t even get the messaging right. That’s not our damn plane.

It’s one from the United Arab Emirates. The flag is right there on the tail. You'd think they would check these things. You'd think..... Competence is just oozing all over the federal government right now. The fish rots from the head, and Biden has been an utter failure in executing this withdrawal.

Maybe if the Secretary Austin had spent less time hunting for boogie men in his ranks and payed attention to the business of "Taking Care of Business" his Deputies and his leadership wouldn't be such an embarrassment.

Biden’s shadow handlers picked other “experts” who seem almost as confused about things as he his. Like Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who always looks like he is way over his head has evidently forgotten what year it is.  On Face The Nation Blinkin says "he was on the phone with Pres Karzai the day before, when he was telling me his intent, as he put it, 'to fight to the death. Well, the next day he was gone."

Karzai left the office in 2014. You'd think.....

One would hope that America’s highest-level diplomat would know who the president of Afghanistan is, especially considering what’s happening there right now, and considering the fact that Joe Biden is ultimately responsible for what’s happening there right now.

When Biden entered the White House it was incumbent on his handlers, who ever they are, to surround him with competent, capable cabinet members who can steer him in the right direction and work as a counterbalance to his nonexistent grasp on, well, everything.

Instead, bad choices and Social Justice is making a mocker of America to the world.

[RedState]
[Twitchy]

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Throwback Thursday: THE LOST TOME OF JOE BIDEN

Editors Note: In fall of 2010, there swirled in DC rumors that Vice President Joe Biden was writing a book. (I'll wait while you stop giggling) Little did we know that DMF would be the first to confirm those rumors. After much drinking and spirited discussion, in the spirit of the first amendment(and to get attention) we thrust ourselves into history and went to press with what we had......
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From the dank archives of DMF - 9/26/2010


Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26


EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts From V.P.'s New Book

Recently, in the wee hours of the night, someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the unedited manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.

Here is a small sample of what it contained:

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Biden Proposes Millions to Pay Legal Fees of Illegal Aliens


As one writer for RedState suggested, Joe Biden couldn’t have done a better job importing illegal aliens at a record clip if he had ordered one-way people-movers installed along the border, hired mariachi bands to welcome what democrats view as future-democrat voters, and put together festive parties with piñatas for the kids.

And now we see Yahoo News reported the Biden administration plans to spend millions of dollars of your tax money to cover the cost of lawyers for illegal aliens.

Read that last sentence again.

Not only do 46* and the democrats want you to like it — or lump it — as the steady flow of illegal aliens, many covid carrying or pregnant continues virtually unabated; they also want (expect) U.S. taxpayers to foot the bill for legal fees after they enter the country like a victorious invading army and flaunt U.S. immigration law after being encouraged with the promise of free healthcare during the primary debates.
In a White House Fact Sheet titled "The Biden Administration Blueprint for a Fair, Orderly and Humane Immigration System" it states: 
"The United States can have an orderly, secure, and well-managed border while treating people fairly and humanely."
Really, Joe? Shipping COVID-positive illegal aliens around the country, often against the will or knowledge of state and local lawmakers, makes for an “orderly, secure, and well-managed border”? Which part? And the “treating people fairly and humanely” part? Which people? American citizens or illegal aliens?

It gets even better. The $15 million part: 
The $15 million in funding would only be enough to cover several thousand people, according to a study from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank. Immigration lawyers charge between $150 and $300 per hour. Over the past four months alone, 190,000 people illegally came across the southern border with a family member, and another 64,000 unaccompanied children arrived in America. 
The cost to the federal government of providing lawyers for those 250,000 family members and adults, at the $2,000 rate, would be approximately $500 million.
Other than never, when was the last time you saw the democrat Party ask taxpayers to fund only a small portion of an already-known much larger total?

Bend Over and Smile Taxpayer!


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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Why Democrats Embrace Suicide Missions


Democrats appear to be on a[nother] suicide mission, determined to pass trillions in new spending and embracing an undependable electric truckload of far-left positions on issues despite warnings that this will surely cost them control of Congress. One might expect Democrats to be more careful considering the shellacking that's been laid on them in response to similarly aggressive pursuits of left-wing legislation in recent past midterms. Given consequential historic defeat and loss of congressional seats during the Clinton and Obama Administrations, why would Dems risk their narrow majorities with a far more robust cornucopia of extreme leftist policies now??

Because Democrats play the long game. Where Republican victories are always temporary – their tax cuts and deregulation efforts are easily undone when power shifts – major Democrat achievements are forever. In their calculation, temporary loss of the House and Senate is a small price to pay for establishing new entitlements that will never go away.

Through incremental victories over the decades they have planted their hooks and inexorably transformed America into a big government welfare state. Because their achievements cannot be undone, the country has eventually adapted to their imposed realities. FDR’s New Deal did not end the Great Depression. LBJ’s Great Society did not end poverty. Those liberal landmarks were failed promises that have become sacred programs that no politician dares to question, or even reform.

The fact they continue to push unpopular policies illuminates an ignored but central aspect of the party’s character: Democrats have never truly been democratic.

Since the 19th century when it was controlled by wealthy white supremacists in the South and machine politicians in the North, the party has always been a top-down institution in which cultural and political elites decided what was best for everyone else. This is why progressivism, which is based on the idea that a small group of learned experts should organize and run society, made its home in the Democratic Party in the early 20th century. Woodie Wilson, FDR, JFK and LBJ prided themselves on attracting “the best and the brightest” to run an ever-expanding government. The tax-and-spend policies they embraced were not evidence of their deep compassion but tools they used to buy votes to expand their power.

Democrats like to say they cast aside their racist history and completely reinvented themselves during the 1960s. The party’s defining characteristic as a top-down organization – now dominated by rich white coastal elites and African American activists – never really changed. Neither did it's tendency to smear its opponents.

Back in the 19th and early 20th centuries, its target was the “Negro menace.” The party’s organs routinely depicted African Americans as dumb, irrational and violent creatures who posed a grave moral threat to public order. Today, Democrats use these tropes to describe Republicans, continuing their racializing of public life by beating the drum about white supremacists. There is a straight line from Jim Crow to Joe Biden – even though Biden likes to use that phrase to tar Republicans.

If the past is prologue, Democrats will continue to push their ambitious spending plans, the voters be damned. They will pay with another shellacking at the polls, but so what? They're used to it. All their losses are temporary, but their victories are permanent.

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Friday, June 18, 2021

He Saw Biden in All of His Glory and His Loins Quivered


46* for the Nobel Peace Prize

Sadly some Kool-Aid drinker that writes for The Hill thinks 46* deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.  No, I’m not kidding. Let’s forget for a second that Biden probably can’t even say 'Nobel Peace Prize' without reading it off a teleprompter. So what has he done to deserves this award? 

To be fair, some other lint licker nominated Biden a while ago.  But Brent Budowsky at The Hill just thinks he definitely deserves to win. Why? Well, if you want the cliff notes version, it’s for no good reason.  But if you want to hear what Brent Budowsky has to say, it’s because of all he’s achieved and all he aspires to achieve.

Now, I would probably label his accomplishments as ''Was No one watching him??'' and his future accomplishments as "dear Lord, why is this happening??" But Brent seems optimistic. I'm not sure why. And let's not forget, Joe's former boss snagged a Peace Prize for nothing more than having a nice crease in his pants or big ears or something. I can't really remember.

Brent thinks that after Trump dividing us (Biden would never say ANYTHING divisive, racist, or inappropriate, I mean besides everything he’s consistently said over the past 4 or 5 decades) Biden is restoring America’s leadership.

I figured Brent made this dumbass statement BEFORE Biden embarrassed himself and all of us on the world stage at the G7 summit in England or when he broke protocol three times with the Queen. But nah. This ratchet opinion piece came out yesterday morning.

Clearly this Brent Budowsky lives in a different universe than us. He sees Biden as compassionate and powerful. I only see a bumbling idiot.  And I do try to watch various news sources so I get a more balanced understanding of what’s going on in the world.  Biden is always an idiot.  Even CNNLOL recently ran a segment how unprecedented it is for the President’s handlers to prevent him from answering questions, literally screaming at him to stop talking.  I guess that’s all that power and confidence Brent mentioned.

If somehow Joe did manage to mumble his way into a Nobel Peace Prize, all it will tell me is that the award has gone the way of the Times Person of the Year Award.  Everything is meaningless.  Kinda of like Victoria’s Secret getting rid of their angels and hiring the flat chested dyke Megan Rapinoe and some plus sized chick to sell lingerie. That’s going to work out well. Or like when YouTube awarded YouTube with the YouTube free speech award.

But Brent saw Biden in all of his glory and his loins quivered. There’s a leader and a bastion of hope for humanity, Brent thought. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, Brent thought.

The original unedited article by Ksenya Aleksandrova first appeared at COTR. 

Saturday, June 12, 2021

EARL FIXED IT FOR THEM. 🤣🤣

TIME cover blasted for over-the-top attempt to make Biden ‘look cool’ ahead of Putin meeting. 

Earl Fixed It For Them.......

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Sunday, May 2, 2021

Defense Department Denies Veterans Group a Permit for Memorial Day Event


The American Veterans (AMVETS) organization has been meeting at the Pentagon as a rallying point/parking area for their Rolling to Remember motorcycle event on Memorial Day for the past 32 years.  But not this year.  The Pentagon has released a statement denying them a permit, claiming it was due to Covid restrictions.

AmVets is in charge of the event and are a Congressionally-chartered veterans service organization, representing the interests of 20 million veterans.

The Pentagon's denial comes on the heels of the Smithsonian announcing last week that it will reopen eight of its facilities to the public in May, starting with the National Air and Space Museum’s Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly on Wednesday, May 5.  Additional museums will open this coming Friday, the United States Holocaust Museum announced that it plans to reopen on Monday, May 17, and the National Zoo on May 21. 

So just to make clear, they’re denying veterans the right to assemble in a parking lot, outside, during the day, where they’ve gathered for 32 years.

Least we forget, Joe Biden just held a photo op / political rally outside in Georgia. Can someone explain to me the difference? Why is that event just cool with the Biden, yet this one isn’t? Are they trying to say that the veterans who protected our country aren’t responsible or aren’t worth as much respect as a Biden political rally? 

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