Showing posts with label Alexandria Ocashew Cortex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alexandria Ocashew Cortex. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

For Your Holiday Gift List: THE ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ 2020 CALENDAR

You tell me.  Is America great or what?  Where else could an intelligence-challenged, oppressed brown female who one day is slinging Budweiser and cheap whisky in a dive bar in NY, and the next has her own celebrity BBF calendar?  If you are a masochist who wants to look at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez every day of the year and read her insipid musings, do I have great news for you.  There is an AOC calendar for sale, which thankfully features zero swimsuit or boudoir shots.  But you do get 12 months of her donkey teeth and airhead quotes.


Amazon is selling the My BFF, AOC: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 2020 Wall Calendar for the low, low pice of $14.98, though you can pick up used ones for around $10.  Trust me, the irony is not lost here that AOC ran Amazon out of New York and they are now selling her silly calendar.

Let’s see what this fabulous price gets us:
Not only do we look up to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “AOC”, but we also wish we were best friends with her as well. This yearlong celebration of the powerhouse that is the youngest woman ever to serve in the United States Congress includes 12 images of her everyday fierceness, uplifting quotes and funny remarks inspired by and about our best friend.
If AOC was my best friend, I think I’d end it all.
Featuring quotes on AOC’s views on everything from justice, responsibility, and equality, as well as celebratory commentary about why we love her, this first of its kind wall calendar is a true celebration of the woman, the myth, and the meme that is everyone’s BFF, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Printed on recycled paper, and with proceeds going to a NY-based charitable organization, it furthers the congresswoman’s mission toward making positive change.  Even though it’s printed on recycled paper, it’s still somehow a waste of paper. Only AOC could pull off this feat.

Let’s check out some of these action shots and pearls of wisdom:

In February the caption reads:
“My bestie knows the difference between weather and climate.”
That’s odd because AOC literally blames every hurricane, flood, and tornado on global warming. In fact she’s blaming the California wildfires on climate change right now:

The quote for February:
“Women like me aren’t supposed to run for office.”
Technically she’s right. Stupid people like her shouldn’t hold elected office or have any sort of power and responsibility.

In May AOC tells us: “I want to speak to people directly as much as possible” with a picture of her being separated from people by a barricade.

October has to be my favorite from this calendar. “My BFF doesn’t pussy-foot around,” reads the caption under a picture of AOC literally dressed up like a cat. And here’s quite possibly the funniest customer review from someone named “mac girl.”
“I bought this pop-star icon calendar for my 11 year old niece. I never heard of AOC, but thought the niece would love AOC in kitty ears on stage. But when my niece opened the gift she burst into tears and screamed, “AOC IS A FRAUD!” then ran to her room and slammed the door. “SHE’S NOT MY BFF!” the kid wailed from her bedroom. I searched on line for AOC’s music, but to no avail. No idea why this icon-singer worthy of her own calendar elicits so much emotion from an 11 year old? Oh well. On to the P-Cat-Dolls calendar…. this AOC one will go into the “White Elephant Gift” pile at work.”
It’s hard to tell if that is a joke or not, but either way it slays. I actually think the calendar is going to do well. I don’t think it will sell a lot of copies, but the close-outs can be given to the homeless of NY who would have otherwise been employed by Amazon so they can burn them for heat.

Wonder what's next for the Chiquita Marxist? Maybe a Puerto Rican Rap album.


[Def-Con]
[Amazon]
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Saturday, July 13, 2019

AOC Suffers Third Degree Burns Over 90% Of Her Butt



ICE CAN BURN!

Much of the lackluster American intelligensia, or what passes for it, seems to have an inability to distinguish glib from intelligent (that’s how late night comedians became the thought leaders of the Democrat party). This is certainly the case with freshman communist Democrat Alexandria Ocashew-Cortex.

If any other human had uttered the patent nonsense that has emanated from this person’s mouth, they would have been given the Dan Quayle treatment long ago. But because of the effortless and pseudo-lucid way in which she spouts stunningly stupid statements, people claim she’s smart. Much of this is pushed by sexually frustrated hipsters who thing if they White Knight her that she may notice them. Seriously, when was the last time you heard a member of Congress praised for a high school science fair project? Or being called a “scholar” because you have a bachelor’s degree?

But what happens when she goes up against someone who actually understands the subject matter, who is smart, and who recognizes that AOC compares unfavorably to your random bag of clawhammers? We now have the answer to that. 

 I’m not going to give you a transcript of this because I want you to watch it. 



You Can Read More Here

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Sunday, July 7, 2019

Meow-Hiss! Speaker Nan Throws Shade at AOC & 'The Squad'.


Watching the many rifts within the Democratic Party grow is one of the few things about politics that actually bring some small joy these days. In one case, Nancy Pelosi has understandably grown tired of the immature and embarrassing antics of Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Presley, and of course, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Pelosi called ‘The Squad’ out for being all talk and no walk, spending far more time ‘tweeting’ than actually getting anything done. It would appear the House Speaker is especially unimpressed with their behavior in social media.

She tried to be chummy with the upstart freshmen for a Rolling Stone cover shoot, but the new kids on the block have gone to great lengths, like introducing impassible legislation, etc, to make things difficult for her. Pelosi DARED criticize the flailing foursome dropping the mic and an anvil in a Mo Dowd NYT interview:
"Pelosi says ⁦⁦@AOC⁩, ⁦@IlhanMN⁩, ⁦@AyannaPressley⁩ and ⁦⁦@RashidaTlaib “have their public whatever and their Twitter world. But they didn’t have any following. They’re four people and that’s how many votes they got."- @Josh Jamison
SHOTS FIRED!

AOC was front and center in defense of herself and radical allies with a little clapback of her own....and it’s just painful.


Twitter is public sentiment? No, it’s more like sewer of noise on top of noise,  but whatever helps her sleep better at night.....


She might want to consider doing a little dialin' for dollars or investing in some ads because if her own district polling is any indication, she could very well get her ass un-elected come 2020.

Guess Pelosi didn’t have time to fake up a bunch of photos in front of an empty, fenced parking lot or go down to the border and claim a bunch of horrible things about CBP officers. I don't think it's a good idea to trust a woman women who spew antisemitism, cry at an empty parking lot, who said women were being forced to drink out of toilets, and who voted AGAINST funding Humanitarian Aid to help these people at the border.

Pelosi is going to crush these crazy broads like grapes.

(Twitchy)
(Weasel Zippers)
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Monday, April 29, 2019

If Anyone Would Know About No Hope of Getting a Date, It Would Be The Sissy Boys at the NYTs


It's been a really bad week for our betters in the ivory tower of the paper of record. Anti-Semitic cartoons, calling Jesus a Palestinian and now this pathetic defense of Ocasio-Cortez and socialism. They’re really covering themselves in glory these days.

H/T to WZ

Monday, February 25, 2019

At Least We Have Hope Now She Won't Be Breeding Any Little Leftist Idiots


Between adjusting her britches and wielding a large knife while discussing why she believes her little commie Green New Deal that has been called impractical by some and laughed at by others is so important during an Instagram live from her new swanky DC apartment on Sunday, Alexandra Ocashew-Cortex questioned whether people should just stop having children because of climate change.
“This idea that I’ve been working on this for x-amount of years, um, it’s like not good enough. Like we need a universal sense of urgency and people are like trying to introduce watered-down proposals that are frankly going to kill us. A lack of urgency is going to kill us. 
Our planet is going to hit disaster if we don’t turn this ship around and so it’s basically like there’s a scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult, and it does lead, I think, young people to have a legitimate question, you know,  Is it okay to still have children? 
Financially, because people are graduating $20-, $30-, a $100,000-worth of student loan debt, so they can’t even afford to have kids in a house. Also this basic moral question, what do we do?”
I would laugh, but there are people who are actually listening to and taking seriously this imbecile. And while it might seem to be a good thing reducing them from the gene pool, in her case I whole-heartily agree. But what really would happen is that depopulism would enter the zeitgeist to our country's ruin. My run of enjoying her idiocy is about over. This woman is dangerous.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Monday, February 18, 2019

Dems Reach New Heights of 'Magical Thinking'


What's with the left? Why have they so abandoned logic and reason that not only do they contradict virtually everything they stood for just ten years ago, their spokespeople having gone so far off the deep end as to embrace the incoherent proposals of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and to encourage the extraordinarily bizarre and increasingly hysterical narrative of Jussie Smollett? It is as if the Democratic Party has decided, once and for all, to adopt the psychological concept of "Magical Thinking" as its modus vivendi.

Democrats have been headed in the direction of magical thinking for some time and, in fact, have been well over the line since the advent of Trump. Remember, moments after the inauguration, thousands of women marching through the streets of our major cities wearing pudenda hats because something terrible was about to happen to their sex? Nothing did. That was only the beginning. Calling this Trump Derangement Syndrome is an understatement because it's more psychologically disturbing than a mere political catchphrase can capture. With Smollett and AOC, this actual psychopathology -- because that's what it is -- has reached new heights, in an apotheosis of magical thinking.

In the case of Smollett, it was not only assumed his "attack" was a "hate crime," it was actively wished for as such. Many on the left seriously willed it to be hate to validate their imaginary (i. e. magical) conception of the other side as evil and racist.

In the case of AOC, her Seventh-day Adventist-style "end times" warning of a world ending in twelve years should have been met with a bit of skepticism. There are useful idiots in every generation and doubtless always will be. What is scary is how many people want to believe her, how many are so invested in this form of magical thinking they are willing to abandon their critical faculties.

The media themselves are enmeshed in their own version of magical thinking. The Smollett affair burst on the scene only days after the supposed racism of the Catholic boys against a Native American was disproven, but that message was apparently forgotten in an instant, assuming it was ever received. But the left may have gone so far into the magical realm this time that the old silent majority, what Kurt Schlichter calls "the Normals," may be shaking their heads and starting to act. Things are beginning to backfire, sometimes with surprising speed. - Roger Simon - PJM

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Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Congressman's Brilliant Video Compares “Green New Deal” To The Legendary Disastrous Fyre Festival

The left has never really learned how to meme, they're so caught up in anger. We on the right just see the world through a different set of lenses, and the results can sometimes be absolutely brilliant. Case in point, a video comparing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “Green New Deal” to the now legendary fraud, The Fyre Festival.

For those not familiar with the Fyre Festival, it can be summed up as a brilliantly marketed scam that promised millennials the concert event of a lifetime, filled with models, private islands, five-star foods, and all the things that would make your Instagram quiver.

The promo itself was a marvel to behold

It turned out to be a poorly planned, poorly executed disaster that screwed over attendees, workers, and more. Instead of five-star meals, attendees were treated to cheese slices and sandwich bread. Instead of villas and high-class tents, they were treated to a camp with FEMA tents. The Fyre Festival has now become a leading symbol of overpromises that lead to disaster. So it was inevitable that the Green New Deal was going to be mentioned in the same breath.

Enter Rep. Mark Walker, vice-chair of the House GOP. Instead of simply making the comparison, Walker recreated the famous promo video and reworked it so it referenced AOC’s greatest joke on the people. “After the success of the Fyre Festival, we bring you the Green New Deal,” tweeted Walker, adding the hashtag “GND is Fyre.

A Savage Burn, and Brilliant Troll!


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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Former Bronx Bartender Pledges to Gang-Bang 'We The People' with Her Prog Agenda

MEDIAITE – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mocked her critics in a Washington Post interview, telling them to “enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”
According to Urban Dictionary — not always a reliable source, but useful in this case — “run train” is colloquially defined as “to gangbang” someone with “several friends.”Ocasio-Cortez’s pledge to gang bang the progressive agenda comes in the transcript of an extensive interview with the WAPO, in which she was asked about “conservative media” setting her up as “another boogeyman on the left.”
This is one case where I have to say I am very glad I didn’t know what ‘run train’ means. I’d never heard of it until today. She seems to have acquired the 'Biden Syndrome'.....her mouth outruns it's supply line. Surprisingly the same WAPO gave her four Pinocchios last month, but this will not continue as she becomes more entrenched in the Democrat party.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Most Democrats Wait Until They've Been Sworn In Before Acting A Fool. But Not Her!


And here we thought nobody could be as entertaining as Joe Biden. Little did we know..... After being mocked merciless over the weekend for saying the age requirement on running for president only applies to men, and then telling Hanukkah celebrants at a synagogue that she was Jewish, Alexandra Ocashew Cortex, in a response to a tweet bashing outgoing Speaker Paul Ryan, compares herself to Paul Ryan and claims to be being treated unfairly because of a double standard.
What I think Ocasio is really trying to say in her tweet is that she’s being mistreated because....she’s a woman. Yeah, that’s not it at all. The 28-year-old Paul Ryan wasn’t espousing ridiculous socialist nonsense when he came on the scene. And he didn’t sound like an airhead either.

Ryan was experience as a congressional legislative aide and foreign affairs adviser to a US Senator before seeking office. Paul Ryan never promised medicare-for-all but couldn’t explain how to pay for it. Paul Ryan never wanted to get rid of the electoral system…because slavery! Paul Ryan never wanted to take back all three CHAMBERS of government…  Paul Ryan never compared Jews fleeing Nazi death camps to immigrants trying to break into our country.

Better thicken your skin there girly. I wonder if you realize there is a universe of difference between campaigning for an office and appearances on talk shows as the darling of the media as apposed to  actually having to deal with embedded DC politicians who don't take kindly to idealist newbies who throw bread at the table......Maybe talking less would help you look smarter. That was Mark Twain’s advice, anyway. In your case it might be to late to convince anyone now.


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Friday, December 7, 2018

Not Sure There's Much of a Doubt About It.....


Given her apparently complete lack of knowledge regarding American history, the Constitution, and civics, she will undoubtedly do something so stupid that the MSM will regret having manufactured her appeal. They won't admit it, of course, but they will regret it.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Trump Pardons White House Turkey. Democrat Calls for Investigation

 Representative-Elect Alexandria Ocashew Cortex Wants Answers Why No Turkey of Color is Ever Pardoned