Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earl of Taint. Show all posts

Sunday, July 30, 2023

That Time We Hired Joe Biden to Work For Us

 From the Dank Archives of Middle Finger News Service. - February 1, 2015

Bulletin: 
For Immediate Release

MFNS WORLD HQS.

"Middle Finger News Service, LLC (MFNS) one of the world’s largest and most admired media conglomerates announced today the addition of a new science reality show to their spring prime time cable lineup.  Hosted by Vice President Joe Biden, each hour long episode will demonstrate the laws of nature as they impact our lives in everyday situations. Appearing as “Uncle Joe”, the ever-affable and proto-clueless Biden had previewers rolling in the aisles as he explains basic forces like gravity, resistance, fluid dynamics, energy/friction/heat and the physics of maple syrup in the context of walking, hitting your head, hair restoration and swimming naked with the grandkids....."   

Monday, July 24, 2023

The Idiotarod

EARL DONE THIS (click to biggify & and zoom in on the map) ðŸ¤£

Thursday, June 15, 2023

He Smirks. The Media Shrugs.

46 & DOJ. They’re all tied up together. Greatest crime syndicate ever.

EARL DONE THIS

Thursday, February 9, 2023

Riveting New Documentary Film By Director E. Taint

 Children Will Study This International Crisis Triumph For Decades


Earl Done This Arts (Click Image To Make Biggie)

Note from US Ministry of Truth: "Chinese Spy Balloon" is a Xenophobic microaggression.
The new term is "Alleged Gas Filled Reconnaissance Floaty Thing." 
That is all.

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Biden Releases Volume 1 of his 5 Volume Monumental Memoir: Vol. 1 'The Early Years'

From his picturesque description of travel down the birth canal, to his selfless volunteering as a young boy to act as the canary in the coal mine in his hometown of Scranton PA. during the great canary shortage of '49,  Volume 1 'The Early Years 1942-52', and the volumes to follow promise never before told tales of adventure and accidental heroism, colorful characters and revealing peeks behind the scenes in the life of America's Beloved Crazy Uncle.

Volume 1 'The Early Years 1942-52'


Available now for preorder at Amazon Books, or for $10 out of the trunk of Hunter Biden's car. 

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Saturday, June 12, 2021

EARL FIXED IT FOR THEM. 🤣🤣

TIME cover blasted for over-the-top attempt to make Biden ‘look cool’ ahead of Putin meeting. 

Earl Fixed It For Them.......

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Throwback Thursday - Joe Biden's Virus Protection Tips For Democrat Voters

It's been one long year since the Chinese Lug Rot Pandemic was officially declared. Today we look back at then Presidential candidate Joe Biden's expert pandemic survival advice that no doubt made him a hero and saved numerous lives of his democrat constituency........  
 
 EARL DONE THIS

from the Dank Archives of DMF- Tuesday, March 10, 2020


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Sunday, February 21, 2021

Your Sunday Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix turns things over to you, the readers.
Post your links. Say your piece.

EARL DONE THIS 

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

To the Fans of Earl of Taint....

It would be nice if y'all dropped by and check out Earl's latest post, and leave a little love. 

Earl of Taint.com

Sunday, May 3, 2020

POLL: Joe Biden's Top Five VP Picks

 MFN Political Correspondent Earl Done This
(poll margin of error +/- kinda maybe 50% or so)