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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Kellyanne Puts Squinty and Meat Puppet in Their Place


MSNBC's “Morning Joe” hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, known affectionately here at DMF as 'Squinty and Meat Puppet', for some reason decided out of the blue to attack Kellyanne Conway, the Senior Adviser to the President.

Meat Puppet Mika's anger and hatred showed all over her face as she brought up Kellyanne Conway out of nowhere during MSNBC’s lowest rated show. It sounded like maybe her monthly visit had arrived as she couldn’t help but attack Conway on live TV.
“This is a woman who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion, and then she was turned off the air, the camera would be turned off, the microphone would be turned off, and she would say, ‘Blah, I need to take a shower,’ because she disliked her candidate so much.”
Then,Mika's love puppy and co-host Squinty Joe had to chime in like a gossiping old lady:
"She said this is just my summer vacation, my summer in Europe and basically I’m just going to get through this." 
No one in their right mind who has watched Conway over the last few months would buy this for a minute. Not only that, but it’s widely known that news shows have certain rules about what guests can expect.  Tucker Carlson commented on this situation and said that it’s known a host never remarks on air what a guest said off the air, so he puts zero credibility into what the sad duo of “Morning Joe” had to say.  It’s apparent these two are pissed off because Conway now refuses to do their show. And why would she? Out of all the morning cable news shows, their ratings are consistently the lowest. Conway needs no back-up to take them on anyway.  Instead of lowering herself to how they behave, she took the high road:



Even if it was true, why would they bring it up now?  Just jumping into the Media Circle Jerk maybe?  Well, during the campaign, Trump and Conway granted interviews to “Morning Joe.” Both brought ratings, which they sorely needed, so they fawned over Trump much to the chagrin of everyone else over at MSNBC.  Then, after the election MSNBC went full retard, and Trump & Company were through with them, cut them off and leaving them high and dry.  No longer would they be getting the ratings which came with Trump.  So it is Squinty and Meat Puppet who will now do anything for publicity and ratings, MSNBC style prostituting for ratings.

Friday, July 22, 2022

Oh No! CNN's New Chief Said To Be Trying To Woo Our Squinty & Meat Puppet


CNN’s new Chief Chris Licht is rumored to allegedly be in in “secret talks” to poach MSNBC mainstays Squinty Joe Scarborough and Meat Puppet Brzezinski away from the network according to a report in Radar Online. Licht was formerly executive producer of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” and is interested in hiring Joe and Mika as part of his overhaul of a failing CNN.

Both Scarborough and Brezezinski have contracts running through the end of the year and it’s unclear how Joe and Mika would fit into the overall strategy of the CNN's boss valiant attempt at doing hard news. (insert laugh track here)

It looks to me Licht is going for ratings rather than a hard news approach for now because Squinty and Meat Puppet, while highly rated, have forgotten what hard news is and are just MSNBC's morning kickoff of the network's day long lunatic anti-Trump rantings.

I think Licht is barking up dead wood here considering the new digs would entail all new staff. Mika would have to find a new Botox source and concrete expert to apply her makeup, and Joe a new hair stylist to mess his hair ever morning. And what about their sidekick, lil' 'Willie the Pip', who takes over the show while Mika grabs a vodka and a Marlboro, and Joe slams a door on his nuts for motivation for his daily angry rant.

I mean they have all these cool graphic done just for them and they don't have to go any where near Tater Stelter. And what about their usual guest commentators like the mumbling twins, WaPo columnist Eugene Robinson and Al Sharpton, and bulbous head Max Boot and the bitter old witch, disgraced Sen. Claire McCaskill, or those pervert Lads from the Lincoln Project? They can't take them all with them!

Unless there is enough monetary motivation to throw their long time friends overboard for a new gig, I'm not seeing it. Unless the steadily decomposing Andrea Mitchell is to much the endure, why bail from a leaky boat onto a sinking ship?   

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Squinty Scarborough Admits What Liberals Don't Want To Hear


On this mornings edition of MSNBC's Squinty & Meat Puppet Show, Squinty Joe, just weeks after he tried to paint President Donald Trump as “desperate” and attempting to cover up evidence of obstruction, admits that the chance of Robert Muellar indicting Donald Trump are pretty much ZERO.

As Meat Puppet looks on adoringly, Scarborough compared Mueller to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, saying the special counsel will leave it up to the voters to decide how to handle the Russia probe, much as Roberts did with an Obamacare case. 
“A good source — really good source told me a few days ago and I wonder if you’ve been picking this up too because I talked about the possible indictment of the president, that Bob Mueller at the end of the day, is a conservative with a small c.  He is not going to indict anybody if he can’t bring that indictment home and he is not. He’s going to do everything he can do to make sure he doesn’t break china in America’s constitutional republic.” 
“The possibility of him actually indicting the president is next to zero, because that’s not who Bob Mueller is. Here Mueller is thinking, it’s not my job to indict the president and kick him out of office. That’s Congress’ job.” - Video
With the ceiling about to fall in and the floor crumbling beneath them, the whole dream of impeachment is about fold and slide down the hill. The left sees the entire Russian collusion story evaporating before their eyes and their own lies being exposed. It will soon be nothing more than senseless fodder for late night comedians talk shows while the Dem's useful idiots in the media continue to try and polish this turd in order to inflict damage on the R's mid-terms chances of holding Congress, and to make excuses for the Blue Wave that fails to show up......
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Thursday, April 23, 2020

The Award for 'Best Staged Media Theatrics' of the Week Goes to The Duo of Squinty & Meat Puppet

Joe Scarborough opened today's 'Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet' by mentioning that rather than watching DJT's press conference yesterday, he listened to the Rolling Stones to calm his nerves.  Squinty Joe, known for his scripted rants he stays up nights writing, because we all know he's not sharp enough to 'Off the Cuff It', opened up on his tens of hundreds of viewers with a pretend meltdown which didn't fool me a bit, literally screaming and pounding the table as he railed against DJT and an unnamed "network" [obviously Fox News] regarding the coronavirus.

Dutifully playing her appointed part, Meat Puppet Mika almost acts concerned about her husband's mental health as they went to break, asking Scarborough "do you need to go listen to the Stones, or are you okay?"

This is media Faux outrage and play for attention at it's best. I present to you the winner of 'Best Staged Media Theatrics' of the Week":


[NewsBusters Video]

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Beclown Themselves Standing Up for Kamala


Monday, our favorite kickball, the blathering duo of Squinty Joe Scarborough and Brain Cell Mika Brzezinski, served up yet another three hour-long rant about the upcoming midterms, anti-Republican rhetoric, and jokes amongst liberal media hyenas about how those in opposition to them are "conspiracy theorists," "freaks," and "weirdos."

The bitter former Florida political loser further debased himself by taking aim at someone far more successful in Sunshine State politics, Governor Ron DeSantis (R). He then bloviated about January 6, saying that even with an administration who is putting financial stress on Americans, the voters will still not trust Republicans.

He fails as usual to mention they don't trust dems either.

“These guys are wackos and insurrectionists and freaks, I’m certainly not going to trust them to run the country.”

It's okay Joe. Really. It's Okay with us.

Squinty Joe went as far to say the extremely unlikeable and unpopular Vice President Kamala Harris beats Ron DeSantis “in one poll after another” (?) despite her constantly getting bad press. It’s funny because most of this bad press comes from Joe & Mika's regular S&MP minion Jonathan Lemire's own Politico website, where he holds the title of White House bureau chief. His colleagues have increasingly trashed the Vice President and even told the public what a bitch she is to work with.

But according to Lemire, democrats have a “sense of eternal gratitude to Joe Biden for defeating Donald Trump in 2020 but thinking perhaps he is not the right guy to now defeat Trumpism.” 

Because we all know “Trumpism” is the main concern for Americans right now, not crime in the streets or their unnecessary financial stress.

Lemire then claimed the Republicans “seem out of step,” and voters will see that in November despite there being supposed frustration caused by the SCOTUS decisions, the January 6 hearings, and other matters far from Americans’ minds right now such as the pandemic. In terms of blame, Lemire absolved his friends in the Biden administration.

There may not be a midterm "Wave" as predicted by pollsters as of now, but one thing will be for sure. As long as dems are led the mental infirm tards, Biden/Harris, they are the real losers.

You can catch the Video @NewsBusters

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Squinty Scarborough - The Russians Did It.


Shortly after billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was reported dead, Squinty Scarborough came out of his stupor and took to the Tweeter to share his thoughts. If you still have any doubts at all left that Squinty Joe's cheese is about to fall off the plate, Check this out:


Most of Twitter on Saturday morning was blanketed with people not buying the official story, or at least asking how this could possibly have happened, a few offering their own theories of the death of the wealthy and connected sex offender. Although no one in the entire world could possibly have predicted this, the first thing the MSNBC host brought up after the death of Jeffrey Epstein was......Russians.   Part of the increasing infection of TDS Mind Rot includes not knowing one is infected.

Speaking of TDS Mind Rot, Joy Reid says "Hold My Beer":

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Feeling Their Irrelevance, Squinty & Meat Puppet Claim DJT Wants To Jail Them

Becoming increasingly butthurt that even after all this time, DJT will not take a shot at Squinty Joe Scarborough and his peroxide overdosed makeup test dummy Mika and their little morning MSBNC Trump-bashing show, Joe gave his viewer Wednesday morning a dish of hyperbole smothered in self-importance.

In denial they are really just network time-filler and believing they are of any relevance in today's media, Joe claimed that if he could, Trump would arrest Mika and him, along with every other journalist he didn't like, and throw them in jail to silence themScarborough began his delusional assertion with, "our constitutional republic and the institutions in it, literally, are being challenged every day."

The media tried this tactic before the election. None of this has ever happened, but they just keep predicting it. They have to pretend pulling Jim Acosta's "news" credentials for a week is somehow like wasting away in the Gulag somewhere. The reality is that all presidents have had an adversarial relationship with the press. You need look no further than President Trump's predecessor. Then New York Times reporter James Risen called Barack Obama's administration "the greatest enemy of press freedom in a generation.”  

Two things Joe. (in Joe Biden's voice) No.1 - You have no viewers and ain't that important.   No.2 - Why would DJT throw in jail the thing he, with just one tweet, can make an entire profession wet their pants with rage and expose as the false monolith of truth you really are??  

Squinty Speaks:


[NewsBusters]


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Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Let's All Join Hands [virtually, of course] and Say a Prayer for Poor Squinty Scarborough


Poor Joe Scarborough: the pro-Trump media is so mean to him!  Squinty Joe opened this Mornings Squinty & Meat Puppet Show by moaning about how the pro-Trump media criticizes him for his "mistakes" lies.  In contrast, sobbed Scarborough, those same meanies ignore Trump's many "lies." Play us a sad song, Joe...
NB- Joe was awfully upset over being called out for having falsely claimed, as we noted, that "everybody saw [coronavirus] coming in early January." In fact, as late as March 10th, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio was on . . . Morning Joe, encouraging people to go about their lives normally, claiming there was "very little threat" for the majority of New Yorkers. 
And Joe was similarly distressed for having been criticized when he retweeted a doctored video falsely suggesting that Vice President Mike Pence was carrying empty boxes of PPE as a photo op. Working to weasel out of that blooper, Scarborough came close to blaming his children, suggesting he was distracted because "actually being dad, I was running around." Those darn kids! 
As Morning Joe viewers know, Scarborough likes to ride his verbal hobbyhorses into the ground. Today's was "fainting couch," with Scarborough repeatedly saying that Trump supporters in the media got on their fainting couches over Joe's "mistakes." 
Be sure to check the end of the video, where Scarborough pretends to be on the verge of a breakdown as he imitates the outrage of the pro-Trump media. (No Oscar for you Joe)
Note: just yesterday, a supposedly contrite Scarborough, commenting on his Twitter feud with Sen. Ted Cruz over the doctored Pence video, tweeted, "I gotta work on some things myself. I've got to do better." That didn't last long!

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Uh Oh! Squinty & Meat Puppet Are Telling Tales Out of School.

 

The Worm is beginning to turn, so to speak. By worm, I mean Squinty Scarborough, who this morning said out loud what most the democrat attack media knows, but fears to say.  
  
While interviewing Washington Post columnist David Ignatius who's latest column called for Biden & VP Giggles to end any plans to run in 2024 citing recent poll numbers, Meat Puppet Mika seemed sceptical and challenged Ignatius to come up with a better alternative to Biden. He could not.
“Just to answer David’s question,” Scarborough jumped in. “Mika and I, everybody, we talk to, every political discussion, all it talks a lot about Trump, but when it comes to Joe Biden, people say, ‘Man, he’s too old to run. He’s, and I mean, he’s not going to; he’s not really going to run…'” 
“When I say every discussion, I don’t mean 99% of the discussion. Every discussion,” he said. “I asked Reverend Al if he was hearing it all the time on our show this past week. He’s hearing it as well.” 
“So, you know, we often will complain about Republicans who will say one thing about Donald Trump off the air and another on air,” he continued. “Well, let me just say, Democrats, off the air, will say ‘Joe Biden’s too old. Why is he running.’ On the air? They won’t say that.  So, I commend David for at least raising the question, Scarborough concluded. I mean, my question, of course, Willie, is who could do a better job as president? Is Joe Biden and who can beat Donald Trump? I don’t see a lot of Democrats out there. I don’t see any Democrats out there right now that could do that.” 
Now I'm not suggesting Joe's going to revert back to the faux Republican he once was, his balls are firmly locked away in Mika's purse. But he said the quiet part out loud and I'm thinking Squinty Joe's phone will be ringing a lot this evening........

[Mediaite]

Monday, December 18, 2017

Squinty and Meat Puppet Claim Fox News Is Inciting Violence


On Monday’s MSNBC's Morning Joe, Squinty Joe and his sidekick Meat Puppet Mika along with a gaggle of liberal misfits devoted a full segment of the show to accusing Fox News journalists of trying to “inspire hatred that will lead to violence and killing of Americans.”

In the fanatic land of MSNBC and minds of Scarborough and his fellow MSNBC pundits, Fox News hosts and guests who have compared Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of the Trump administration to an attempted “coup” and the FBI to the KGB are trying to inspire a Timothy-McVeigh-style attack on the Bureau through their heated rhetoric. At the same time Squinty and company failed to explain how their own repeated rhetoric comparing Trump to Soviet and communist mass-murderers like Joseph Stalin would be substantively different from what they claim Fox’s commentators have said recently.

NewsBusters:
Morning Joe started the segment by characterizing President Trump’s praise of law enforcement officers at Quantico on Friday as “demented” and “postmodern” given Trump’s recent critiques of FBI leadership. However, the MSNBC journos quickly moved on to demonizing Fox News as Scarborough began to rant about Fox’s coverage of corruption within the FBI:
"They are literally -- and it's very dangerous, because, ‘cause blood will be on the hands of people that, that, that whip people into a frenzy and, and lie. But they’re saying that there's a coup going on right now, which is, is one of the most extraordinarily irresponsible things I’ve ever heard a major network do."
Just over the past couple of months alone, the top MSNBC morning show has compared Trump to both authoritarian dictators and mass murdering Soviet tyrants, claimed that Trump either is okay with or is encouraging his followers to murder racial and religious minorities without evidence, and portrayed Trump as being so dangerously mentally ill that he must be removed from office immediately. 
Is it not just as possible that Morning Joe’s “reckless, irresponsible,” and “conspiratorial” ramblings about Trump trying to kill Muslims, nuke the world, and promote fake terrorist assassinations could lead to violent actions being taken against him or his supporters? - READ MORE
If Scarborough is so sure of the power of the news media to cause violence through incendiary rhetoric, why do they and most of the leftist media so frequently engage in exactly the same activity? Listen to yourselves Joe. Listen.......

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Squinty Scarborough: Biden Will Be Road-Kill On Way To Dem Party Nomination

On today's Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning, Squinty Joe didn't just pour ice water on Joe Biden's campaign, he and his guest unleashed a veritable Niagara falls of negativity about Uncle Joe's presidential prospects. Joe Scarborough led off with this stunning assertion:
"....almost every Democrat I have spoken with is concerned that this is going to end badly for Joe Biden, and that he should not get into the race."

(NewsBusters)

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Squinty & Meat Puppet's Cheap Imitation of Don Lemon's Laughing Clown Show

Squinty Joe probable stayed up all night to write this dialogue because we all know he's not smart enough to do it off the cuff....


[NewsBusters]

Friday, March 9, 2018

Squinty & Meat Puppet Upset There's No Porn Stars on The Front Page of Their Morning Paper!

Joe & Mika's Circle Jerk of Smug, Out of Touch, Inside the Beltway Media Elites

Just when you think Squinty Scarborough can't say anything 
more stupid he says "where's the camera" 

How dare Donald Trump distract from a perfectly good scandal with something as frivolous as foreign policy!! Viewers of MSNBC will be relieved to know there is still at least one show determined to talk about the real issues. Joe and Mika can see straight through the charade of a Donald Trump meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un for what it truly is: an attempt to bury the Stormy Daniels scandal!!
"He makes a decision on North Korea because of Stormy Daniels, and people can deny that all they want, but if you're doing that, you're in the tank for Donald Trump, because it is painfully obvious that's exactly what's going on."
This bowl of stupidity is almost out-weighed by MSNBC's gender confused Ricky Maddow's near meltdown over possible talks with the Korean Fat Kid. That creepy little freak (I’m referring to Kim Jong-un, not Maddow– I see where there could be some confusion there) only responds to a show of power and intimidation. That’s what Trump’s been doing. DJT isn’t going over there to talk to an equal. It will be a sheltered kid who was handed the leadership of his country as a birthright versus someone from the cutthroat world of negotiations in New York real estate. He’s going over there to talk to a deranged lunatic. And does the left really believe Trump would walk into talks with the Kim without having done any homework?? No, but he managed to give the media another running shit fit!


[NewsBusters]                               Thank You RightNation.US for the Linkage!
[COTR]

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

The Disgraced Media Are Ramping Up Their Coronavirus History Revision


One of the big narratives from the left is that the President's handling of the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic has been a bungled mess. However, as the left will do, they believe that if a little is good. a lot must be better and have now driven this narrative right off a cliff with a big rewrite of recent history. Morning Joe's Squinty & Meat Puppet and their regular flathead roundtable minions have changed course from their generic TDS babble to helping lead the charge by kicking off the mornings at MSNBC with the historical rewrite of the handling of the Coronavirus:
"We've heard, Zeke Emanuel, that nobody could have seen this coming. The fact is, everybody saw this coming. Everybody saw this coming in early January."
That claim is as bold as it is false. Whereas Scarborough claims that "everybody saw this coming" in early January, the earliest mention we can find Scarborough making of the disease was February 24th when an “expert” came Morning Joe and said Americans should worry about the flu, not the Coronavirus.

Let’s take a look at what “everyone” was doing in early January courtesy of Brandon Morse:
In early January, China was busy trying to cover up the pandemic they were creating. As Jim Geraghty at National Review covered on a descriptive timeline, early January saw the Chinese government rounding up doctors who spoke too loudly about the virus’s spread, ordering samples destroyed, and spreading lies about the contagious nature of COVID-19 by saying there was zero evidence of human-to-human transmission when there clearly was. 
It wasn’t until January 6 that the first American media outlet covered the virus. The New York Times released an article, but instead of raising the alarm, the NYT author’s reporting was based off the Chinese government’s claim that there was no human-to-human transmission of the virus and that “we should not go into panic mode”. The claim that the virus couldn’t be spread from human to human continued and even the World Health Organization was declaring that the outbreak was already being contained thanks to China’s expertise at managing outbreaks, and even recommended not putting any trade or travel restrictions on China. That was on January 8...... 
What was the American left doing during that time? 
Impeaching Trump. 
As the virus was tearing through China, the left that Scarborough says saw the virus coming was busy putting on a show to tear down Trump with the ginned-up Ukraine scandal. Pelosi was busy handing out pens that she used to sign the impeachment papers while the media was busy reporting that every new witness was the witness that would bring down Trump. 
MSNBC was busy parroting Iranian military numbers on how many Americans it killed during a missile strike on Iran. The leftist media was also trying to push the idea that now very dead Iranian General Qassem Soleimani, whom Trump had killed after an attack on an American embassy, was actually a pretty great guy compared to Orange Man, and was even giving you tips on how to teach your children that. 
Leftist leaders in various cities were even making a show of preparing America for a disaster, but not from a virus, from Iran retaliating against America. One leftist celebrity, Rose McGowan, was even begging Iran not to hurt us.
Climate alarmists were warning of a great disaster. Not from a virus, but from binge-watching Netflix, which they claimed was bad for the environment. 
What was Scarborough himself up to?... 
Number of @JoeNBC tweets in January by topic:
Impeachment (29)  Election (11)  Sports (7) Coronavirus (0) 
I could go on but you get the point. Pretty much no one was raising any alarms about the Coronavirus in early January, even the leftist media, who were all too busy trying to get Trump impeached and defend Iran, our enemy....."
If they did know, as Squinty Joe claimed, then they look immensely horrible for focusing on trying to hurt Trump as this virus was bearing down on the globe.

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Monday, June 3, 2019

I Think It's Time to Officially Diagnosis Squinty Scarborough Both Dumb & Blind


One of the most loathsome mouthpieces for the unhinged establishment is MSNBC’s Squinty Scarborough who, along with bobblehead spouse Meat Puppet ‘1,000-yard stare’ Brzezinski, serve up a daily breakfast of hate and political clownsmanship on ‘Morning Joe’ that sets the network agenda that cooks at a slow-rolling boil until the gender confused Ricky Maddow and Larry 'Stop That Hammering' O'doodle show sends the soft skulled lunatic fringe off to bed with dreams of getting DJT dancing in their little heads.

Scarborough is now playing the race card with his ridiculous claim that Trump’s support has been worn down to only white males despite, new polls that show that his approval rating is continuing to increase. The ongoing theme seems to be more variations of smearing Trump and those who support him as racists, white nationalists, white supremacists and any other racially incendiary dog whistle term that will appeal to the critical black vote which didn’t turn out for Hillary Clinton as it did for Barack Obama.

The fact that DJT has made tremendous inroads with this key demographic by presiding over the best economic environment for blacks and Latinos in the nation’s history only increases the intensity of the left’s race-baiting and post-Mueller, its going to be scorched earth for Democrats and their shills in the media all the way up until next November.

According to Joe, who was chatting with New York Times columnist Bret Stephens:
I think America has been awakened to the dangers of this short-term thinking. I think conservatives, I think highly educated women in suburbs, they are gone from the Trump Republican Party forever. 
So I think that we need to take Bret’s warning, it is a global trend. I am hopeful though, as Gene said, nobody will be lulled to sleep in 2020 by Donald Trump’s lies and misinformation. By the way, Mika, a lot of those people that still say that, they are white.
It is the equivalent of the band on the RMS Titanic continuing to play as the historically doomed voyage neared its tragic conclusion only this time the iceberg is DJT, who despite the left’s hysteria, looks likely headed toward re-election next year while Democrats dither away with hate their already slim chances. Sucks for you Joe!

(NYT)
(Downtrend)

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Squinty and Meat Puppet To Be Honored for Responsible Journalism. No, Really...


As if you really need any more evidence the left and their mouth pieces in the media have gone full Tard, we learn the blathering duo of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski of NBC News' ugly stepsister MSNBC will be honored for the high practice of their honorable chosen craft of Trump bashing leftist propaganda Journalism.

NewsBusters:
"Two of most wildly irresponsible members of liberal media, MSNBC anchors Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, are going to receive an award for being part of “a distinguished group of journalists and First Amendment leaders that exemplify responsible journalism and who practice their constitutionally guaranteed duty to seek and report the truth.” 
That’s not a joke, the Radio Television Digital News Foundation (RTDNF) will actually be honoring the Morning Joe co-hosts during the organization’s annual First Amendment Awards dinner on March 8 in Washington, D.C. The couple will specifically receive the Leonard Zeidenberg First Amendment Award for “a radio or television journalist or news executive who has made a major contribution to the protection of First Amendment freedoms.” 
Well, one can certainly understand why they would be picked for such an honor, considering their important contributions....
"In just the past week, Scarborough and Brzezinki have attempted to diagnose Donald Trump with a myriad of mental illnesses while also labeling him an “evil” “racist” who loves Nazis. Over the course of the past year, the pair have routinely offered similarly unhinged commentary against the President. But apparently hurling outrageous accusations that violate every principle of journalistic ethics makes them eligible for an award."
I think the RTDNF announcement is to get ahead of Trump's "Fake News Awards" that Squinty and Meat Puppy are sure to score a win of some kind..... 

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Running The Clown Car Through The Wash and Burning Piles Of Money

Tom Steyer, of Tom Steyer Says Americans Need Trump Impeached Because Tom Steyer Say's So fame, has already dropped 20 Million bucks on his impeachment fetish. But billionaire activist Tom Steyer enjoys setting his money on fire. It's so pretty! He's just dropped $2.9 million carpet bombing Facebook with ads since he launched his vanity campaign to be your next President. That's three times as much as Krissy Gillibrand spent reminding Facebook users she's blonde and still exists. While Steyer had his checkbook out anyway, he's dropped another $7 million on TV commercials over the past month. That's the best grassroots campaign money can buy, baby!


He's targeting the early primary states of Iowa, Nevada, and South Carolina, and his "Charlotte's Web"-style ad blitz has voters going THAT'S SOME BILLIONAIRE RIGHT THERE! He's reached the required two percent minimum in three DNC-approved polls. He needs to hit that mark in one more and he'll have scored his golden ticket to the next Democratic debate stage.  With cash, anything is possible. That heart-warming reality is what inspires us to participate in the democratic process! 

Steyer boasted on MSNBC's 'Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet' that he'd also met the other arbitrary DNC requirement of 130,000 individual donors.

By running the Clown Car through the wash, the DNC's debate weed-out process isn't totally useless. It should keep Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson off the debate stage in September. She is just using the platform to communicate with the gaseous beings from her home planet through coded messages disguised as crack-scented self-help jargon. As soon as they come pick her up, she'll suspend her campaign, I'm sure.

As of today, only nine of the two dozen Democrats running are set for the next debates. Four of them are already white guys. But there are no billionaires. We guess Steyer will bring a new perspective. He could make the debates more engaging by offering candidates the indecent proposal of $1 million in cash to immediately drop out of the race.

Steyer also wants to overturn Citizens United because he doesn't think it's fair for anyone to compete with labor unions and taxpayer funded for-profits like Plan Parenthood who give millions to the dems every election cycle. No Sir! Just individuals with the economic might of a corporation. He believes so strongly in public financing of campaigns he's vowed to spend $100 million or more of his personal funds to run for president. We're not even sure what his point is. It's like when Donald Duck tried to convince his nephews not to smoke by making them smoke a pack of cigars all at once.

On the Squinty & Meat Puppet show, Steyer treated all to an extended boredom remix of his non-hit single, "I'm An Outsider, So I Can Fix Everything." It's not even an original track. Go home Tom, play some Tennis. The Dems are crazy enough already.....

[Daily Caller]
[Washington Exam]
H/T Deja'Vu 2

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Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Squinty & Meat Puppet Tout Bidens 'Mature Mind' 🤣

What The Hell is Wrong With These People????

On today's episode of Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet, Mika and Joe both scoffed at the desirability of having a 40-or-50-year-old "straight-A student" as president. Makes sense: Biden's the guy who lied about earning three degrees and finishing in the top half of his law school class. In fact, he finished near the bottom: 76th in a class of 85.

Instead of smarts, Joe, Mika, and their little pet Willie touted how wonderful it is, given the current foreign policy crises, to have someone with Biden's long experience, and his "mature mind." Mature like a banana that's been left on the shelf for two weeks. Pro Tip for Mika: when speaking about Biden, eschew any mention of his "mind." Brings bad images to the public's mind.
"Would I want a man who's got, straight-A student in his 40s or 50s out there? Or do I would I want someone with 40, 50 years of experience on the world stage? That includes decades of wins and losses, politically and geopolitically. And I can't think of somebody else out I'd want. You name 'em. Somebody name a better at this point, more mature mind that can attack these problems and address them with all the different levels of emotion that need to come to the moment. And, and he does it!"
As for Biden's supposedly invaluable foreign policy experience, consider the opinion of Robert Gates. In addition to serving as the CIA director under President George H.W. Bush, Gates was Secretary of Defense under Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama. In that latter position, Gates was in a position to observe Joe Biden's foreign policy judgment firsthand. And Gates's opinion is that:
"Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades. Among Biden's foreign policy blunders were his opposition to every one of Ronald Reagan’s military programs to contest the Soviet Union. 
And we know how that turned out, don't we...... 


Monday, November 26, 2018

Squinty and Meat Puppet Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony


Renowned guitarist Joe Scarborough and his adoring blonde blithering dolt sidekick Mika Brzezinski, who together host the morning basement rated anti-Trump talk feast on MSNBC, finally took the big dive over the weekend. NBC News has confirmed the two are officially married. It was long rumored the two were bumping nasties and shackin' up even before their official announcement that they were engaged over a year ago. This is the third shot at Marital Bliss for Scarborough. 

According to Vanity Fair, in a bit of weirdness, the deed was done by Maryland Rep. Elijah "Bullet Head" Cummings, who officiated the small private ceremony at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. Saturday standing among the nation's founding documents, including the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.  No surprise, Squinty and his lovely bride are the first to ever get married at the Archives.



Wednesday, March 6, 2024

What Does This Guy Eat Every Morning That Makes Him So Angry and Delusional?


As Meat Puppet Mika looks on adoringly, Squinty Joe, known for his scripted rants he stays up nights writing because we all know he's not sharp enough to 'Off the Cuff It', has become a Biden confidante, frequent phone buddy and the regime's morning kickoff for the network's daily cavalcade of hate and propaganda. During his spiel today, Squinty Joe bragged that he has spent "hours" chatting with Biden, and came away so impressed. And if you're not impressed too, he said F-You.