Saturday, February 9, 2013

Friday, February 8, 2013

Jamie Foxx goes Full Biden

After recently calling Barack Obama "Our Lord and Savior" portraying a ruthless killer of white people and saying publicly  with all the glee of a Klansman at a cross burning  “I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that?”, Foxx spews this little gem at the NAACP Image awards  last week: "Black people are the most talented people in the world." 

Mr. Foxx, are we talking about real talent like Westley Snipes and Samuel L. Jackson and Eddie Murphy who constantly put out dogs no one sees, or the state of black music full of talented rap musicians that can not sing or play an instrument. Or maybe you mean a foul mouthed idiots like Chris Rock, who also comes off a bit of a bigot like yourself.  Don't confuse popularity and wealth for talent. Academy Awards and Grammys  aren't given for talent, Mr. Foxx.  If you don't believe me, look back at the last few years for the proof.   Same goes for the Nobels, know what I'm sayin'? 

It's real hard to sometime tell if you're a graduate of the "Louis Farrakhan School of Public Relations" or the "Joe Biden School of Public Speaking." 

It must be a real job shaving that over inflated head of yours every morning, eh?

h/t News Busters

Fishnet Friday


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

So, My Lefty Friends......

Talk Straight
"If George Bush committed ‘War Crimes” because he authorized waterboarding when he was in office….
what does Obama face for authorizing killing Americans without any legitimate proof of their being a terrorist?
And why are you all so strangely silent on the position suddenly?
We couldn’t shut you up five years ago!"

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Obama to Hold Shooting Exhibition

Plans To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head

Amid all the fervor over a staged photo of the President firing a shotgun at Camp David, and all the photoshop fun that followed despite the warn to the contrary, the White House has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where the President will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of DNC Chairwomen,  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz,  using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun and number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, “This will prove once and for all that the President loves guns and hates Jews!"  

Displaying confidence in her President's ability to knock an apple off her head with just one shotgun blast,  Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz has been combing supermarkets in Ft. Lauderdale Florida to find the largest apple she can buy. “I want a big one so the photo-op will be more dramatic.” According to various rumors, Wasserman-Schultz has told one of her aides to paint a rather large watermelon and disguise it as an apple! 

“I know. Using a watermelon is sorta racist, but I really want my President to look good when the cameras roll,” said Wasserman-Schultz when confronted about the apple substitution.

Sources say the President will attempt to knock the apple off at about 35 yards using his own 12 gauge shotgun equipped with a modified choke and number six turkey shot. Part of the viewing public that will witness the first ever shooting exhibition by a sitting US President are the ambassadors from Egypt, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Lebanon who openly are rooting for a missed shot.

A non-deterred Wasserman-Schultz proudly beamed about being the center of attention once more since the elections in November and shared with those around her how it reminded her of college days at NYU…”Gosh! I can fondly recall being the center for Delta Ki frat boys for their skeet shoot. Now, those boys could really shoot!”

 Obama mused that using turkey shot would be appropriate.

Forgot to Read the Small Print......

"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

Saturday, February 2, 2013

The Women Who Single-handedly Brought Peace to the World

"....... traditional alliances fraying, our diplomatic standing damaged, and around the world, people questioning America’s commitment to core values and our ability to maintain our global leadership. That was my inbox on day one as your Secretary of State." - Hillary Clinton 

Yes, Mrs. Clinton, that's pretty much the same Legacy you leave with.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Fishnet Friday