Monday, May 6, 2013

Denouncing Cheeseburgers on Behalf of the Planet

Moonbattery

"Liberal columnist David Sirota’s high hopes that the Boston Marathon bombers would turn out to be normal Americans rather than Muslims were dashed.

Now he has a new hope: that the planet can be saved by the prevention of eating cheeseburgers. It is never easy to tell with elite intellectuals, but he seems to be serious:

Good Monday Morning


No work today...I'm being lazy.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Happy Cinco de Mayo Homes!




Well, isn’t that interesting?

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I wonder why an attorney registration site would say that Barack Obama, aka Barry Soteoro, would have “None” listed under “Full Former Names”.
Did the Supreme Court of Illinois mess up and not include it or did Barack lie on his registration forms (which more than likely would have explained that lying or intentionally omitting, aka leaving out, information would be considered perjury) and claim that he went by no other names?
As the snake turns…..

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Saturday Nights at the Obama House



A Middle Finger News Special Report:

The Empire Strikes Back:
Obama to Nationalize Liberal Print Media 
Following  a rumor circulating of  a proposed conservative buyout offer of one of the nation's most liberal news papers and misleading print media,  The Los Angeles Times,  President Obama has resorted to deceased socialist dictator Hugo Chavez’s playbook: Nationalize them!
The self described ‘most transparent regime in US History” met behind closed doors over 6 hours in what has been described by a MF News informants as ‘a closely guarded  strategy session.
According to the scenario put forth , Obama has been urged to take the extreme measures by close personal aide Valerie Jarrett, and Muslim Brotherhood unregistered lobbyist Huma Weiner, wife of former NY congressman,  ‘Rigid Digit’ Weiner. 
Testing the waters, Al Jazerra America, new owner of
 the Al Gore failed TV network “Current TV” leaked a portion of the startling coup in order to get the liberal staffers of print publications on board following their unofficial show of hands indicating their intent to quit if the papers were taken over by the consortium of Rupert Murdoch, the unconjoined Koch Brothers, and  Middle Finger News Chief  Editor , Rebus Cannebus,  AKA the ‘man with the world’s largest set of financial    cojones this side of Warren Buffett.
The President’s close advisors rushed him off the golf links and into the emergency session after it was revealed executives of the New York Times had awarded themselves enormous cash bonuses after hearing of the takeover and fearing for their financial and employment future, a move indicative they were getting ready to ‘bail out’ before the critical 2014 elections.
The Department of the Treasury in consort with the FED has set up a new ‘Yellow Fund”, so named after the type of journalism practiced by the targeted outlets, in order to compensate the owners of the papers, mostly rich and privileged democrats.
Working with the department of justice, AG Eric Holder’s bankruptcy lawyers are to first put the papers into Chapter 7 to insure that all debts would be wiped out, bond holders disenfranchised, and widows and orphans relying on the stock dividends to survive in the Obama economy would be reduced to queueing in line for the diminishing amount of EBT cards available to legal white citizens, food stamps and Obama phones in order to survive. The ploy follows that used by Obama to set up GM, Government Motors, to protect his union base of supporters.
Former editorial and opinion writers who had proven their loyalty to the regime would be retained and put on the government payroll which insured them they would have a gold plated pension plan, and be ‘exempt’ from ObamaCare and all the inherent taxes hidden in the law, and lest we forget, the 7′ stack of amendments tacked on by Redistribution Czar Catherine ‘the hun’ Sebelius.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Al Sharpton is drooling from the mouth again….

 …and no it isn’t over white wimmin with big booties this time.
Instead, Crazy Al “Race Baiter” Sharpton is now claiming that the Benghazi investigation is nothing more than a vast right wing conspiracy in order to bring down Hillary Clinton before the 2016 Presidential election.
No wonder he’s stuck working at MSNBC, the only place who pays lying ass liars more than them is Mother Jones, Think Progress and Media Matters.
Stick to the race baiting, Al, at least you have some expertise in that.
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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Poverty, Mass Murder, and Liberals: A Complete Package

DiploMad 2.0
Words evolve. They take on new meaning over the years. Social and political movements appropriate certain words, redefine them, and then use them to shape the ideological battlefield. The classic example of that, of course, is "bolshevik" and "menshevik." The Bolsheviks were, in fact, the Mensheviks and vice-versa. The word bolshevik, derived from the word meaning "majority," was appropriated by the radicals who were in reality the minority of the old Social Democratic party. The minority labeled the majority the minority and got away with it. Clever. There are many other examples of this in history such as the insistence on calling nazis and fascists right-wing when they are clearly left-wing products.
 In our once great, still beloved, but evermore daft United States, precisely those who are not liberal, as in broad minded and generous, in their attitudes towards others have appropriated "liberal" as theirs. The political philosophy of this "liberalism" is one which portrays life as a series of problems that needs addressing by the state--the state guided and run, mind you, by the "well-educated liberal elite" produced by our increasingly decrepit "liberal" universities and informed by "liberal" Hollywood and "liberal" Big Media. Modern U.S. liberals are a variant of European social democrats who believe in a big state and mistrust the individual; the big difference being that US liberals have much more power in the world than their European co-religionists ever could hope. They advocate the "positivist" attitude so aptly summed up in the motto emblazoned on the national flag of Brazil, "Ordem e Progresso," so long, of course, as they are in charge of imposing the order and defining the progress. 
They take positivism's emphasis on rational thought and logic, and its opposition to superstition and fantasy, and turn it on its head into a "science-based" fantasy that somehow just so happens to lead to more power for them and their state. Global climate change is one stirling example of how liberals have taken a legitimate scientific-based concern over pollution, and turned it into a monumental hoax, known as Manmade Climate Change. That hoax somehow, just somehow ends up demanding more money and power for--guess who?--the liberals and their state. As we will discuss, this philosophy comprises followers who proclaim a great love for humanity while in practice exhibiting a great hatred for people...... Keep Reading

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Eric Holder Vows to Protect Muslims from Backlash

by Denise McAllister

Our stalwart Attorney General is fired up and determined to protect America no matter what it takes. He’s using every resource, employing every tactic, working from sunup to sundown to hunt down radical Islamists hiding in the shadows of our great country. He’s not going to let murderers obsessed with killing innocents in the name of Jihad take another American life, not under his watch. No Sir!

During his speech to the Anti-Defamation League Centennial Summit Monday, Eric Holder dispassionately said that he is “determined to hold accountable, to the fullest extent of the law, all of those who were responsible for this attack . . . we will pursue relentlessly anyone who would target our people or attempt to terrorize our cities.”

And then he launched into the subject he’s really passionate about—maligning the American people for being a bunch of bigots prone to backlash and hate crimes:
"The Justice Department is firmly committed to protecting innocent people against misguided acts of retaliation.  Only by forging close bonds  can we ensure the safety – and the civil rights – of everyone in this country who may be targeted simply because of who they are, how they look, or what they believe. And only by taking action to address discrimination and preserve religious liberty can we extend these rights to every individual or community of faith whose freedoms – or lives – are threatened......"
This is how we will honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings. Let us strive to confront ignorance with information. This is how we will strengthen the American family. And let us promote understanding, encourage open dialogue, and divert suspicious or prejudiced gazes with outstretched hands. This is how we will overcome adversity, and transform today’s pain into tomorrow’s progress.
Together, we can move this country toward the day when being or appearing Jewish, Muslim, Arab, black, gay, – or part of any other group, real or perceived – will not mean accepting a higher risk of becoming a victim of discrimination.
Such a day has not yet arrived. It has not......."
This is how we honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings?  Confronting ignorance with information? Promoting understanding, encouraging dialogue, and diverting prejudice with outstretched hands?

What is this, a university workshop on diversity? We're in a war here (undeclared or not)! The last thing we need is impotent progressive drivel.

The best way we can honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings isn’t by reaching our hands out so they can get blown off, but by keeping people that are prone to do things like this out of the country and hunting down the cowards who do things like this and making sure they never do it again.  

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"My friends, what we are seeing in this country today is the glorious results of affirmation action programs" - Diogenes

Saudi Intelligence Warned HLS About Tamerlan Tsarnaev

Saudi official: Kingdom 'warned the United States IN WRITING about Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2012 and rejected his application for an entry visa to visit Mecca in 2011'

The Daily Mail
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia sent a written warning about accused Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security in 2012, long before pressure-cooker blasts killed three and injured hundreds, according to a senior Saudi government official with direct knowledge of the document.
The Saudi warning, the official told MailOnline, was separate from the multiple red flags raised by Russian intelligence in 2011, and was based on human intelligence developed independently in Yemen.  Citing security concerns, the Saudi government also denied an entry visa to the elder Tsarnaev brother in December 2011, when he hoped to make a pilgrimage to Mecca, the source said. Tsarnaev's plans to visit Saudi Arabia have not been previously disclosed.
The Saudis' warning to the U.S. government was also shared with the British government. 'It was very specific’ and warned that 'something was going to happen in a major U.S. city,' the Saudi official said during an extensive interview. It 'did name Tamerlan specifically,' he added. The 'government-to-government' letter, which he said was sent to the Department of Homeland Security at the highest level, did not name Boston or suggest a date for his planned attack.
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It's Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with . . . the Trajectory

The super sleuths at The New York Times have cracked the Boston bombing case wide open.


Conducting "dozens of interviews with friends, acquaintances and relatives" in Cambridge and Dagestan, the team of team of three reporters examining the life of Tamerlan Tsarnaev concluded that a "trajectory" was responsible for the murder.

Here's the quote from the fifth paragraph of the story:
"His trajectory eventually led the frustrated athlete and his loyal younger brother . . . to bomb one of the most famous athletic events in the country, killing three and wounding more than 200 at the Boston Marathon.' 
Okay, so it's not exactly clear whether the trajectory was a motive or simply some mysterious force of the universe. But whatever it was, this trajectory was so powerful it ended up propelling not only Tamerlan but also his loyal younger brother to slaughter innocent people.

And it appears that the police have bought into this trajectory theory of the case:

"The authorities say it led Mr. Tsarnaev, his application for citizenship stalled, and his brother, a new citizen and a seemingly well-adjusted college student, to attack their American hometown on Patriots' Day, April 15 ."
The "it" in the quotation refers to the very same "trajectory" referred to in the previous sentence.

By the way, in case you're wondering,  this evil and mysterious trajectory had nothing to do with radical Islam. Instead, the Times believes the trajectory appears to have its origins in Tamerlan's failure to make it as a boxer.
 *cough*

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