Thursday, September 18, 2014

ISIS Putting Pants on Goats to Reduce Islamic Temptation

Raqqa Syria, on the north bank of the River Euphrates, is the headquarters of ISIS, and base to leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. It is also capital of the self-proclaimed Islamic State, and ruled with a Sharia Iron Fist. No Goats flaunting their genitals there.

 Goats climbing trees to avoid unwanted advances from Islamic perverts 

Daily Mail
"In the months since ISIS militants imposed Sharia law, thieves have had their hands hacked off and opponents have been crucified or beheaded.   
Music has been banned. 
Smoking is now forbidden, women must wear the full veil and there have been reports of people being stoned to death. 
Even goats have had their genitals covered. 
It is said that if you are on the streets at prayer time, you risk your life. 
One resident said: ‘They banned the sale of alcohol, they tried to close cafes where boys and girls sit together, they banned street theatre, cinema, bright colours and forced women to wear Islamic dress. 
‘They are the new dictators, just like Bashar al-Assad, but dressed in black.’......"
h/t Barking Moonbat Early Warning System 

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Dems Losing Confidence in The Crisco Kid

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Shittz
"Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is in a behind-the-scenes struggle with the White House, congressional Democrats and Washington insiders who have lost confidence in her as both a unifying leader and reliable party spokesperson at a time when they need her most.
Long-simmering doubts about her have reached a peak after two recent public flubs: criticizing the White House’s handling of the border crisis and comparing the tea party to wife beaters.
The perception of critics is that Wasserman Schultz spends more energy tending to her own political ambitions than helping Democrats win. This includes using meetings with DNC donors to solicit contributions for her own PAC and campaign committee, traveling to uncompetitive districts to court House colleagues for her potential leadership bid and having DNC-paid staff focus on her personal political agenda.
She’s become a liability to the DNC, and even to her own prospects, critics say......"
KEEP READING 

Obama and Friends Celebrate Constitution Day


What Happens if You Throw a Party and No One Shows Up?

by Robert Janicki

Ask President Obama or UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon. They've sent out invitations to world leaders to attend the upcoming UN Climate Summit in New York.  It's really bad news for President Obama, who was planning on taking in a Broadway show or two, with the travel being paid for by American taxpayers.  You remember what that endangered species is, right?  It's the 50% of tax filers who actually pay personal income taxes to support the narcissist in chief and his liberal agenda of growing government.

Anyway, the responses of world leaders have been, well, something less than expected or hoped for by the two globalists who sent out the invitations.


It seems world leaders have better things to do than show up to listen to a boatload of climate disaster bullshit from pseudo scientists, who have financial interests in promoting the hoax of global warming.

Eric Worrall writes: The imminent climate summit in New York is rapidly turning into an utter embarrassment for President Obama and UN Secretary General Bank Ki-Moon, in addition to becoming a bit of a punishment round for national deputy leaders.
Aussie PM Tony Abbott today defended his decision not to hop on an earlier flight to America, so he could attend the UN climate conference in New York, because he has more important matters to attend to, such as running the country. 

Read the list of some prominent world leaders who have better things to do than attend a global summit circle jerk of jerks promoting a hoax.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Another Unbelievable Act of Liberal Hypocrisy


by Robert Janicki

It doesn't get much more hypocritical than this.  Actually, hypocritical simply doesn't describe this unethical smear, bordering on slander.
"Michigan environmentalist and Senate nominee, Democrat Gary Peter,  refuses to sell his $19,000 investment in French oil giant Total S.A., which produces pet coke an oil byproduct that Peters called “dirtier than the dirtiest fuel,” according to the Detroit News." 
Does Peters feel any sense of regret for having bought into this investment, which runs contrary to every environmental claim he has ever made?  Not surprisingly, Peters feels no regret whatsoever based upon the following rationalization.

“Am I going to sell it? I have no plans of it, no,” Peters told the Detroit News after speaking at the Michigan Democratic Party’s African-American alliance breakfast in Southfield. “It is an investment in the fourth largest oil company in the world. It has nothing to do with the Detroit situation.” 
The fact that the investment has no direct involvement in the Michigan environment, the company is engaging in operations that, according to environmentalists, including Peters himself, is an egregious pollution source.  Peters, like typical liberals, simply brushes it off as someone else's problem and not his.  If this isn't the height of hypocrisy, I don't know what the definition of hypocrisy is.

Meanwhile Peters is still trying to smear his opponent, Republican Terri Lynn Land in the Michigan U.S, Senate race to pollution in Detroit due to storage of pet coke, again, a pollutant he has invested in with his investment in French oil giant Total S.A., which produces pet coke.

The Lansing State Journal dismissed Peters’ attacks:


"There is no evidence Land had or has anything to do with it. There is also nothing linking her with pollution in Detroit’s 48217 ZIP code."
Another liberal smear, which raises serious questions about Gary Peters's ethical conduct, if not slander of Land.  Of course with such a lack of ethics on Peters' part, he would fit in well in the U.S. Senate with the likes of Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, etc..

Read More@The Free Beacon

Monday, September 15, 2014

Forget Term-Limits. Just Give Them Idiot Tests

I know this comes as no surprise to anyone that the Democrat Party in congress is populated with some of the most ignorant souls, void even of the basic principles of the US constitution. The list is long. Among the most uninformed is the honorable *cough*  West coast loud mouth congresswomen, Mad Maxine Waters (D-Cal)
In a more sane world, Ms. Water's former city council seat would be the pinnacle of her political career (except for the fact she be a premier goddess of the Lo-Info crowd).

It would be highly interesting to see potential congressional candidates take a basic 8th grade civics test as a requirement for  quailifing to run for office. But I guess that would be called racist nowdays.  So the saga continues....


"The Council of Pakistan Affairs and Islamic Society of Orange County welcomed Maxine Waters to a meeting along with other extremists in Congress like Congresswomen Chu and Sanchez, the California Comptroller et al where she made her comments. They would have been controversial ten years ago but in this PC age, the Constitution is controversial.
Maxine Waters is under the impression that Shariah Law can be implemented while our U.S. Constitution is in effect. Anyone who disagrees is an Islamophobe and a hater according to her.
Congresswoman Waters accused Republicans of "attacking the Islamic faith as a national security threat."
That’s patently untrue. It is not Islamic faith Republicans have a problem with, it is radical Islam but she conveniently left that out. She said that fear tactics accusing Muslims of trying to spread tenets of Shariah into our government has spurred legislation to ban Shariah.  Maxine sees the American Constitution and Shariah as nonconflicting. 
However, having two sets of laws – Shariah and the U.S. justice system – is in of itself a conflict."
Read More@The Independent Sentinel

Another First for Barack Obama.....

The Smithsonian Institute used a 3-D Printer to Make
a Portrait of 44th President

And just like the real thing, 
it's hollow on the inside....

About That 72 Virgins Thing......


DownTrend
If you’re going to be an Islamic militant … you know, a member of ISIS, one of the “selling points” is the notion that there are six dozen virgins waiting for you in heaven just aching to have sex with you.
And if you can’t convince people of your faith to give up their life for their religion using incentives like heaven, and a “oneness with God,” then perhaps the promise of an orgy with 72 virgins might do the trick.
I have many questions about this theory. Where do these 72 virgins come from? Once they’ve been “deflowered” and they’re no longer virgins, what do they do? Laundry? If Islamic radicals are promising scores of untouched virgins to anybody who is killed in the name of “Allah,” do they have some sort of “virgin assembly line” in Jannat (what Muslims call heaven).
I’ve read that most “liberal” Muslims don’t believe this 72 virgins crap, but it’s still used by terrorists as a selling point.
Back in 2008, Tarek Mehanna wrote a poem to entice Western Muslims to join the terrorist cause in the Middle East. Mehanna was convicted in the US of aiding al Qaeda, but fled the country and is now ISIS’s chief propagandist. Here's a sample:
You turn and behold! The voices are singing
Coming from Maidens so fair and enchanting,
These are the Hoorees with round and firm chests
 Pure untouched virgins, they’re better than the best,
Seventy-two in all, with large eyes of dark hue
Each one created especially for you...
READ THE REST

and if you persist in insisting on martyrdom, we have some people that will gladly help you fill your order of virgins...

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Nancy's Gaskets are Leaking Again...


by Robert Janicki

House Democratic Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has once again slipped into senility with her latest rant on Republicans.  This lady needs an intervention.  Perhaps a caring friend or loving family member could step in and sign her into a 72 hour psych hold for a complete mental evaluation. 

On the one hand, California U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi claims that Democrats are not “fear-mongers;” on the other hand, she believes civilization is doomed if Republicans take control of the Senate from Democrats in November. (My emphasis)
The former speaker of the House made those dramatic, incongruous statements on “Real Time with Bill Maher,” which aired live from Washington, D.C. Friday.
Maher asked Pelosi about recent polling which shows that the GOP is likely to take over the upper chamber and asked, given gridlock in Washingon, why it matters that Democrats keep control.
“It would be very important for the Democrats to retain control of the Senate,” Pelosi told Maher. “Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.” - Read More 
Pelosi would go on to state that all the national polling being done, which concludes that congressional Democrats up for election on November 4th are in serious electoral trouble, is in error based upon outdated polling models in the new era of mass communications through social media.    

Saturday, September 13, 2014

NFL To Provide Training on Proper Discipline of Females


(MFN Sports) - Embattled NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking steps to prove the league is serious about its stance regarding physical violence against women. The first step was his recent announcement of a zero-tolerance policy, and the latest step is the implementation of a training program that will teach all league employees the proper methods and techniques for providing discipline to belligerent females.

Commissioner Goodell poses with well behaved female
 
Goodell confirmed that the training program will teach players, coaches and front office personnel how to respond to verbal confrontations with wives, girlfriends, and mothers, sisters, grandmothers, or anyone else who raised the player. There will also be a focus on handling prostitutes and football groupies.

“We’ll be teaching tried and true disciplinary methods, such as non-contact techniques like the ‘Crazy Eye’ as the NFL puts more effort into concussion prevention of it's players. All current NFL employees will be required to take the class, and it will also be administered every year at the Rookie Symposium.

“Our ultimate goal is to peacefully coexist with the females in our lives,” Goodell said, “The best way to do that is to allow them the illusion of female empowerment while constantly reminding them of the enormous physical superiority of men. It’s a very delicate balance.”

* NOTE TO READER: Middle Finger News is in no way making light of the serious issue of violence against women, nor are we taking a well deserved shot at the thugs, felons and NWA that permeate the sport of professional football.



In other Sports News:

Anaheim - Los Angles Angels second baseman, Juan Eckelberger  put on injured reserve list indefinitely after being hit by ball during first game of a double header with the Kansas City Royals. 


UK Probes Claims of New 'Beheading' Video

The Independent:
UK: Militants from the Islamic State (IS) group released a third beheading video late on Saturday night, appearing to show the murder of British aid worker David Haines. The film was titled “Message To The Allies of America” and appeared to show Mr Haines, who Isis threatened to kill in a previous video, kneeling in the desert. 
Foreign Office staff issued a statement that they were urgently trying to verify the authenticity of the film but the presentation bore similarities to previous Isis films. Speaking to the camera, the hostage identified as Mr Haines, 44, says: “I would like to declare that I hold you David Cameron entirely responsible for my execution.” He later adds: “Unfortunately it is we, the British public, who will pay the price for our parliament’s selfish decisions.” 
Just as in the earlier videos released by Isis which showed the beheadings of American journalists James Foley and Steven Sotloff in recent weeks, a man clad all in black speaks in the film before Mr Haines is apparently beheaded. The man blames the United Kingdom for its involvement with the United States in the fightback against Isis in Iraq and Syria.
Read More 

Friday, September 12, 2014

The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden


Untruth Inc.

"The two fuels that run Untruth, Inc., are, first, a realization that most of the president’s policies, whether deliberately or as a result of indifference and laziness, run counter to what most Americans support, and, second, a media establishment so invested in his agenda that it will not call the administration to account. So the engine of lying keeps humming. On any given day the president of the United States can step up to the teleprompter amid the latest disaster and swear that he did not do what he just did, or insist that someone else, not he, did the dastardly deed, or simply skip over recent history and make things up. The press at first quibbles, then nods in agreement, and Obama is empowered to do it again and again. We have not seen such a disingenuous president since Richard Nixon — but he, at least, was countered rather than enabled by the media." — Victor Davis Hanson, Hoover Institution 

Fishnet Friday