Monday, November 10, 2014

Moochelle Gives it A Try...

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A Good Monday Morning

A Little Palate Cleanser After the Joe Biden Picture Below

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Joe Biden Has Been Found Safe

   The Middle Finger News Network                                  Senile Affairs Reporter Earl of Taint



Scientist Discover Root Cause of Liberalism

Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered


It looks as if scientist have finally discovered what most of us have know for a long time: there had to be a inherent reason people on the left are so mind dumbed to the realities of a sane world, and so easily blinded by their intolerances.... 
"A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.  The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness. 
Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes. Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.
Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said:  “This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behavior and cognition."
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Chucky Hagel Seen as Dismal Leader By Military and National Security Community

by Robert Janicki

To those who follow government, this comes as no surprise whatsoever.
"Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has just a 26 percent approval rating among individuals currently serving within the national security community, according to findings from a new survey commissioned by Defense One...." 
Hagel, desperate to have some relevance in the world, accepted Barack Obama's call to duty as Secretary of Defense, when former Secretary of Defense, Leon Panetta decided he couldn't stomach the Obama administration any further.  It should be remembered that Hagel almost failed the confirmation process back in February 2013.  Hagel, in his Senate confirmation hearing, came off as an absolute dullard, who could only manage to stumble and stutter his way through the hearings.

Lest we forget, Leon Panetta went on to write a book about his former boss, President Obama, with some not so flattering opinions and views of President Obama and his White House advisers.  It is highly unusual for 'tell all books' to be written by political insiders as long as their former boss is still sitting as President of the United States.  Apparently Mr. Panetta felt America needed to know of President Obama's failings, since the book was released in the heat of the midterm congressional election campaign cycle.  Considering the Republicans focused on the election as a referendum of Obama's performance, Panetta's book certainly did not contribute anything positive for Democrat candidates to justify their support of Obama.
  
As is turned out, Democrats ran away from Obama's specter at the warp speed of light.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

A Middle Finger News Service EXCLUSIVE:

via MFNS White House Correspondent Earl of Taint

Alabama Visits Death Valley

Saturday Night the always electric atmosphere of Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge will come alive with the 79th meeting of the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide and the Fighting Tigers of LSU.  The meeting of these two rivals go back to a barren field in 1895.  The 2011  televised match-up of the undefeated teams, #1 LSU and #2 Bama, in Tuscaloosa was the most watched game in NCAA history.

In the last 11 seasons, the NCAA National Championship Honors have resided either in Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge 5 times. 

Coaches Les Miles and Nick Saban

After making a snarky remark in her comment section about "the red wave', my good friend and blog sister, Curmudgeon @ The Political Clown Parade challenged me to a sisterly wager on the game we dubbed the “Alabama-LSU Milk Challenge” because of that Ole Miss fan’s major milk meltdown.

In lieu of slinging milk all over the kitchen in a crying fit of rage, we agreed the loser will contribute a tidy sum to a worthy cause we both heartily support, The Wounded Warrior Project.

So when the final whistle blows, there won't just be one victor, there will be 2 winners.  

According to some in the know: "the #4 ranked Crimson Tide and #14 ranked Tigers are both better teams then their rankings. Alabama has been arguably the best defensive team in the nation this season, ranking second in points allowed per game. The Tigers have only allowing 10 points total in the past two games and on the year, LSU has given up seven points or less five times, leading to the fourth-best scoring defense.

 LSU is a young but very talented team that has started to gel, but this game is going to be the most difficult one of the year for them and their sophomore quarterback and true freshman running back.  They are future National Champion in the making.

Alabama is one of the few teams that can match LSU’s talent level across the board – except they’re older and more experienced.

Diogenes' prediction: 3 point game, decided on penalties and turnovers. 

GEAUX TIGERS

You fell for it, Bobby. They'er gonna send you one of those scrawny Alabama roosters!

Friday, November 7, 2014

Middle Finger Theater Presents:

Obama's Anger Translator

*WARNING: Strong Language

The Suit is not the Only Thing That's Empty.......


It seems Dear Leader’s speech from Wednesday's press conference is getting  universally panned.

This one made me laugh:

“He tried to downplay the Democrats’ loss of the Senate by talking to the two-thirds of people who did not vote. He tried to insinuate that it was a bipartisan rejection. He reminded us several times that he is still president. (“I’m the guy elected by everybody.”)

Wait a second. Does he think turnout in 2012 was universal? Ummm, no. 57.5% and down from 2008. And about half of us voted against him anyway.

See, the midterms aren’t legitimate elections because no one votes, but everyone votes in the presidential elections. Or something.

The speech was like an extension of the hilarious MSNBC coverage of the election with the president playing the role of Chris Hayes.

I, for one, am shocked that the thin-skinned narcissist we’ve come to know and love took Tuesday’s election results with all the grace and dignity of a toddler denied candy.

Fishnet Friday

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Barack Takes Harry for a Ride

Harry Reid got ousted from his position as Senate Majority Leader and is pointing the finger and his long time buddy and pal Barack Obama for the ginormous losses their party experienced Tuesday night. Or at least that’s what his chief of staff David Krone is saying.

The DNC Has Not Thrown Mary Landrieu to the Gators



Politico is reporting the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee has canceled its advertising reservations for Sen. Mary Landrieu ahead of the December runoff in Louisiana. I Call Bullshit!

This runs counter to the information I have been able to attain. 
"The committee canceled all broadcast buys planned from Monday through Dec. 6 in the state’s five major media markets, three sources tracking the air war told POLITICO. That’s about $1.6 million worth of time. The DSCC is in the process of canceling an additional $275,000 in cable placements, according to buyer sources...."
"The National Republican Senatorial Committee, by contrast, has reserved $2.3 million of broadcast ad time over the next month."
I have contacted all five of the local North West Louisiana Television outlets as well as numerous radio stations here in the second largest media market, no one can substantiate these rumors. They say the ads are contracted and paid for. 

Mary Landrieu's voting numbers in South Louisiana remained respectable, but did very poorly in her traditionally weakest territory, North Louisiana. 

I believe ad money will be shifted to ads in the northern part of the state, and center on the only parish that Obama won outside of southern Louisiana.  In that parish (Caddo), the December runoff will also include a mayoral election in the states third largest city, pitting a Black candidate against a White candidate and assuring a heavy democrat turnout. 

Stay Tuned......

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Lefty Blog Elevates Senator-Elect Joni Ernst to the Coveted Michele Bachmann Seat in Their Clown Car


This morning, while perusing the lefty blogs for liberal tears to lubricate the ol' blog churn, I decided to go over and check one of the more notorious blogs on the left. (I refuse to link to this blog and their residence in the ever increasing shallow end of the gene pool). I literally have to take a shower after visiting the site, so you're gonna have to hunt for it yourself. (Hint: It starts with a W.) They can be funny in a self deprecating way at times.

The readers of DMF know I have never been a fan of Michele Bachmann. Nothing personal with Mrs. Bachmann. I just never liked her political persona.  And I have to say, @%$#* blog did do some Bachmann parodies I wish I had written.  

So, the down home folksiness of military veteran Joni Ernst is now the new target of their ridicule as they continue their ongoing futile search for their own 'Joe Biden of the Right'. 

I'll let them say it:
"Today, in the gloom of the morning after, we must come together to give thanks to our assorted heathen gods for Joni Ernst, Jester-Elect of the United States Senate.  Joni Ernst is an anchor for us to cling to in the midst of a turbulent midterm election that saw our electoral expectations decimated all across the country.
When the platonic ideal of this concept, Michele Bachmann, told us she was leaving us, we tried not to take it personally. Sure, she had to do it to get out from under the House Ethics Committee, but it felt like there was almost no point in going on, especially when we’d based our master’s thesis on the cumulative snark-related economic activity her career had generated.
That is why we are so happy to welcome Jester-Elect Ernst to the @%$#*  family. Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of Bachmannlessness, we will fear no lack of material; the sound of Joni Ernst castrating hogs while she laughs about her hours slaving on the biscuit line will comfort us. We are certain that, despite all appearances, her Cruella de Vil laughter during her victory speech was not prompted by fond memories of secretly killing and feeding the fryer guy to her Hardee’s customers all those years ago."
Stay tuned, I think they are barking up dead wood. I know Senator Ernst will prove much smarter then they believe, and despite these barking moonbat's coming gallant stretching of her words and actions, their perceived clown car will be driver-less and parked on the side of the road with a wheel in the ditch.  

Great Moments in History #48

MSNBC's Rickey Maddow seen consoling Chris Matthews
after announcing Republicans capture the Senate,
just milliseconds  before Matthew's head explodes.


Maddow herself later was said to have been treated for
shock induced uncontrollable drooling...

Big Fur Hat: The Day After

IOTWReport
"I’ve patiently endured for the last few years a lot of lunatic frothing on message boards and in comment sections of various blogs.
I’ve read a lot of proclamations from a sundry of leftists all who mouth essentially the same lickspittle – the right is dead, they are old, they are anachronistic, they are racist, they are misogynist, it is over, the new normal in the USA is some amalgam of third world governance and a bath house. Not so.
This midterm is one of the biggest mandates ever served to a party in the history of America. This cannot be disputed. Barack Obama has been the most coddled, protected, exalted mystic leader in the history of America – look what happened.
This is a rebuke of Obama’s America. This is a rebuke of these breathless commenters who thought they’d finally realized their dream – an America where the parasites, the damaged, and the vengeful were in control.
We are not a country willing to punch holes in our border so that diseased addled criminals can put their tent poles in our soil and fly the flag of la Raza. That has been thoroughly rebuked. 
Do you hear that McConnell and Boehner?"
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