Well, Isn't That Special

"I have never felt bigger, blacker or gayer than when I have had my nails done in a nail salon operated by Asian Americans. I found experimenting with wearing nail polish thrilling. But salons gave me anxiety, and now I know why... I have never felt as economically and racially exploitative as when I’ve gotten a manicure.

If I ever do paint my nails again, I’ll do the painting myself. That’s a discomfort I can live with....."   

(the Guardian)

Perhaps Ms.Thrasher should quit feeling so bad about itself and take bull by the tail horns and capitalize on the situation. With  government taxpayer money set aside for minority business start ups, he could always open a line of black gay owned manicure and pedicure parlors catering exclusive (cause they can do that) to gays, trans-genders and drag queens. I tell ya, I'm seeing dollar signs here....

ABC 's New Sitcom Based on Hate-Mongering Gay Activist's Life

Embolden by the success of recent television hit shows that depict scenes of gay sex,  ABC/Disney has decided to double down and awarded a new TV show to one of the nations most outspoken gay spewers of hate and anti-Christian bigotry, Dan Savage.   Even worse, the sitcom will be based on his own life and ironically titled: "Family of the Year."

A perusal of Dan Savage's work reveals a career built on advocating violence, even murder, and spewing hatred against people of faith.

Here is a sample of the kind of person ABC sees as worthy of network television time (links courtesy of Freedom Outpost)

* Bullied former presidential candidate Rick Santorum via a internet campaign to redefine his last name, which fits the definition of cyber bullying. He even expressed the desire to rape Santorum on television. 

* Claimed he licked door handles at Gary Bauer's campaign office in hopes of getting people sick. 

* Pushed for mandatory abortions. 

* Called Christian students "pansies" in front of their peers and claimed the Bible was BS. 

* Has wished Republicans were all dead (Isn't it interesting how these degenerates call for the deaths of those that oppose them? Yet, play the victim when law is upheld against them? (And I'm still not hearing anyone in the gay activist community rebuke this guy's comments.) 

* Used vile language against Ben Carson 

* Said he wished Carl Romanelli was dragged behind a pickup truck till nothing was left but the rope. 

* Expressed the desire to sexually assault actor Brad Pitt.

His advocation of violence resulted in this: 

Recently the Family Research Council released video footage of Floyd Corkins, the homosexual activist who walked into the lobby of the Family Research Council in August 2012 with a semi-automatic pistol and a backpack filled with 100 rounds of ammunition and 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches. Corkins shot the Family Research Council’s security guard, Leo Johnson, who then successfully subdued him before he was taken into custody.

During an FBI interrogation, Corkins stated that he intended to “kill as many as possible and smear the Chick-fil-A sandwiches in victims’ faces.”

Prosecutors said that Corkins planned to leave FRC after the attack and go to another conservative group to continue the reign of terror. A handwritten list of three other groups was found with Corkins’ belongings. An investigation of Corkins’ computer found that he identified his targets on the Southern Poverty Law Center’s website.

For more on Savage and his mental illness see the video for yourself:

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An Important Message From MFNS

Despite our best efforts to ignore him altogether, the one known as 'The Earl of Taint' is today in celebration of the 3rd Anniversary of his blog 'THE RIGHTLY GUIDED EARL OF TAINT'. 

If you are a FOE (Fan of Earl) or if you're not you should be, go by Earl's Place and congratulate him, and throw some love his way. The incomparable Mr.Taint's wit and timely take on current events of the day is second to none in our book.  

Rumors Confirmed: Barack Goes with the South Side

Chicago Trib

The exact site of the Barack Obama presidential library and museum won't be determined for six to nine months, but for many, the critical piece of information confirmed Tuesday is that the president chose Chicago's South Side to be the home of his legacy.

Ledroy and Demarcus, South Side Chicago Residents Were Elated at the Announcement 

Ultimately, Barack and Michelle decided to return to their roots," Obama Foundation Chairman Martin Nesbitt said in making the formal announcement shortly after noon Tuesday in Chicago:

"The same streets where a young community organizer once inspired his community to take action will serve as the home base for a foundation that will organize and inspire people of all backgrounds and beliefs to better their communities, their country and their world."

Barrack in His South Side Community Organizing Days 

The Barack Obama Presidential Center likely will open in 2020 or 2021, Nesbitt said.

Many questions and thorny issues are ahead: how much the surrounding community will benefit; whether longtime residents will be driven out; and how the center and public infrastructure surrounding it will be funded.

But for the moment, Chicago is setting aside its reputation for political gamesmanship and celebrating.

"I'm not going to compare this to when the president was elected," said Ghian Foreman, a lifelong South Sider who was active in bringing the library here. "But it's the same kind of thing, where you could take a deep breath. It's this feeling of elation and a collective sigh of relief, that, after all these weeks, it's really here."

The president and first lady Michelle Obama first announced that the library would be on the South Side via a video posted on the foundation website at 5 a.m. Tuesday.

Michelle Obama said in the video that she was "thrilled to be able to put this resource in the heart of the neighborhood that means the world to me. Every value, every memory, every important relationship to me exists in Chicago. I consider myself a South Sider."

"All the strands of my life came together and I really became a man when I moved to Chicago," the president said in the video. "That's where I was able to apply that early idealism to try to work in communities in public service. That's where I met my wife. That's where my children were born."  

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Tragedy Strikes the Hilton Hotel Empire

It is common knowledge to the regular readers of DMF that we have little no respect for the bed bug ridden Hilton Hotel Chain and their small minded personal vendetta toward DMF/MFNS that they insist on continuing.  And while we refuse to lower ourselves to their level and choose to ignore their closed minded prejudices against our Fair and Balanced editorial views and slam of our journalistic integrity, we can't help but share in their loss of one the more unfortunate members of the Hilton family empire.

RIP - Tinkerbell V. Hilton

Middle Finger News Service Wire

Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua Finally Dies of Embarrassment

(Beverly Hills) - The Chihuahua which Paris Hilton famously carried around in her handbag everywhere she went is believed  to have finally passed away from embarrassment over the weekend, we now can report. Hilton kept the poor, benighted animal in her handbag for 14 long, miserable years until it finally entered a far, far better world late Saturday night.

The Chihuahua, named Tinkerbell, is said to have died when the embarrassment of wearing ‘the most delightful little diamond-studded pink-frilled two piece and tiara’ finally tipped her over the edge into a terminal decline.

A source close to Tinkerbell said:

“For years she would spend her days mortified at the abomination she had become under Paris’ ownership. How many self-respecting dogs own cashmere sweaters and silk neckerchiefs?  She was derided amongst her own kind and longed for the blessed relief of eternal rest. Finally she is at peace.”

The fashion statement of keeping miniature animals in handbags first appeared in the early 2000’s among people who like their personal accessories to smell of dog piss, and has proven to be inexplicably popular among America's female 1% elite.  Entire breeds of miniature dog were created which existed solely to fill the clutch bags of witless socialites.

MFNS Fashion Correspondent Julian Ferret-Smartly: 

“It’s the end of an era really.  Paris single-handedly created the trend for tiny shit-machines in your handbag, and she stuck with it through thick and thin. I expect she’s completely distraught. What’s going to relieve itself in her purse now?”

A spokesman for Paris Hilton told us she hoped to move on from the death of her beloved pet, and aimed to start a new trend by keeping incontinent pigeons in her Purse.

When word of the tragic circumstances and death of Tinkerbell reached Pair Hilton's one time BFF Kim Kardashian , she tweeted:

"so sorry 4 your los. guess i better ree think draggin my monkey around so much"  #buhbyetinkerbell

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Ma Clinton's New Hook to Reel-In Young Voters

Debt-Free College:
Subsidized Rich People, and Fancy Pants Schools

The 2014 election was due to a shortage of audaciously progressive ideas, 
just not enough hope and change.

Ma Clinton's political advisor's new scheme to garner potential democrat votes for 2016 is aimed at young voters with the bright idea of a promise of  debt free college education. And like with most all modern progressive ideas, it involves unloading your pocket book....sooner or later.

"Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is floating the idea that government largesse should allow students to graduate from four-year colleges with no loan debt in an attempt to lure college-age and twenty-something people to vote for her.

“What voters are looking for in this election is someone who is going to be a champion for everyday people,” Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook told CNBC on Wednesday.  Mook insinuated Clinton strategists expect that college students may be reluctant to vote for the senior citizen without more incentive.

As The Washington Post’s Wonkblog observes, the people most likely to benefit from any debt-free college scheme are wealthy and upper middle-class college students and their parents.

About 40 percent of all Americans held any sort of degree beyond a high school diploma (two-year degree, four-year degree, etc.). That 40 percent corresponds very closely with the percentage of Americans in the top 40 percent of income distribution in the United States.

Thus, the criticism goes, debt-free college is likely to be an income perk for rich people who, to whatever extent they need or want income perks, are already considerably better off than all the poor people below them on the economic ladder.

A debt-free college plan involving private colleges and universities could subsidize a multitude of schools with endowments larger than the annual gross-domestic products of many underdeveloped nations.

You can expect to hear it is "Socially Unjust" for students to 'finish college with debt' coming from the mouths of progressives in the coming months. The idea comes from Germany, the highest tax society in Europe, who last year overturned tuition and fees for all universites.  

But some already see this idea, as with the Affordable Care Act, just another democrat polished turd.......

"It is clear in the United States, with annual tuition fees in the $40,000s or $50,000s and millionaire university presidents, that federal subsidies have led to outrageous increases in university spending, as universities, administrators, and faculty enjoy the benefits of captured student loan and grant moneys...." 

And then of course, in the name of fairness,  free college education will eventually be extended to foreign students and illegals, payed for by you, Mr.& Mrs. Taxpayer.   

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Team Obama 0 for 3 this Season

Obama Strategist- 0   US Congressional Election- 1 

Obama Strategist- 0   Israeli  Elections- 1 

Obama Strategist- 0    UK Elections- 1

Please Say Prayer for Mad Jack

via The Blog Of Monte Cristo 

"Conservative blogger and Vietnam veteran Mad Jack has been a solid figure and strong voice on many conservative websites since the Age of O’Bozo began back in roughly 2009. He was one of the very first regulars on Diogenes Middle Finger, and he’s kept the comments flowing on iOwnTheWorld.com and iOTWReport.com for just about as long. Somewhere during that time he also showed up at Adrienne’s Place and Proof’s and Odie’s and the Earl’s and Curmudgeon’s and Dianny’s and many more, including this one.

Well, Jack’s not going anywhere, but you may have noticed that he’s not as prolific as he has been in the past, and there’s a reason for the recent slow-down. Jack’s health has been suffering lately, and he’s been diagnosed with cancer. In fact, he goes into the doctor later today to find out how advanced the condition is.

In the mean time, please join me in praying for the gentleman and his good wife, who is not so happy about the situation, either. We await your update in the next few days, Jack."

Like many of Jack's generation, he served his country bravely. As friends we should offer up our prays for him and his family for his health, and a complete and full recovery.

God Bless You Jack.