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Collate the FBI reopened investigation, WikiLeaks Podesta trove, revelations about the Clinton Foundation, the e-mail-server scandal, the DNC disclosures, and the various off-the-cuff campaign remarks of Bill and Hillary Clinton, and one then ponders what was the point of the Clinton shakedowns, the loss of reputation, the crude lawbreaking, as they neared their seventh decade. To paraphrase Barack Obama, in his progressive sermonizing on making enough money, did the two ever think they had enough money, enough honors, enough power already?
"The Clinton Machine is about to be decommissioned. This is true even if she manages to steal a win on Nov 8. Investigations into her criminal misdeeds will dog her for the life of her time in power (not long). The lid is about to blow on the Clintons’ long history of corrupt pay-for-play dealings that they have been able to conceal from the public for so long because they have had a compliant and friendly media to shield them from exposure.
Thanks to the alt-right, scattered shitlord uprisings, and the Golden Don, the media’s suppression of the truth about the Clinton crime syndicate is unraveling before our eyes. The rabbits are scurrying everywhere and anywhere they can find shelter from the wolf’s slashing teeth......"And what of her Girl Friday, Huma?
"I laugh whenever I see Huma’s Vedic mug. She’s the type of craven creature that can only come to exist in a late-era, openly distressed bureaucracy. Nakedly power hungry, Machiavellian, completely indifferent to the struggles of the Historic American Nation. Just a wicked, black-eyed, soulless political climber who happens to be one of the most powerful advisors in the world.
Do you think she has the interests of the farmer in Kansas foremost in her mind? Does she get a patriotic rush when poring over America’s storied history or take pride upon hearing a a perfect pitch rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner?
She is the portrait of a globalized, hostile elite. Unelected, unaccountable, and completely alien to the people of the nation she “represents”. A doll-eyed technocrat married to a human penis who peddles influence at the expense of the American people. The ultimate betrayal of the white man’s trusting nature by scheming middle managerial minorities distilled into a single HUMAn being......"
"I suspect that, somewhere in the cancerous bowels of Clinton campaign HQ, there are some ugly internal polling numbers. The candidate, and her surrogates, are starting to sound scared - the kind of "scared" you hear from people who thought something was in the bag, only to have the rug pulled out from under them at the last minute." - Robert Laurie
On Behalf of the Citizens of the Great State of Louisiana We Apologize for Leaving the Backdoor Unlocked and Letting This Crazy Cajun Loose on the Nation |
"This is in effect an attempt to hijack an election. It’s unprecedented … the House Republicans and the KGB are trying to influence our democracy.....Comey was acting in concert and coordination with the House Republicans. We also have the extraordinary case of the KGB being involved in this race and selectively leaking things from the Clinton campaign that they hacked.
"It would seem to me that the FBI shouldn't be getting rolled by the House Republicans, that's what happened here....there's nothing else that's going on.....and in the meantime … democracy is under assault by the KGB. To me that's something we ought to be talking about....."Apparently the fact that the Soviet security agency was disbanded in 1991 does not preclude its involvement in this vast, anti-Clinton, FBI-organized conspiracy, according to Carville. Poor Carville was clearly apoplectic at the news of Comey’s announcement, describing it as an assault or attack on American democracy multiple times. Unfortunately for Carville, fanciful tales about time-traveling Soviet spies and an FBI in the GOP's pocket certainly make for interesting entertainment — but they pale in importance to the real-life stories of Clinton's brazen lawlessness.
"When the facts change I change my mind. Why are you defending this, why are you sitting here as American democracy is under assault? This is an unprecedented event that was done on behalf of the House Republicans. And as we know the KGB is all over this election and this is what we are talking about? We ought to be talking about [how] our democracy is under assault right now and what we are going to do about it, not what somebody said in July about James Comey."The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy lives!