Friday, April 21, 2017

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Millennials Love Them Some Maxine


Yes, the far left, in particular the self-loathing white Millennials and the black Obama Lo-Fo voters are in love with Maxy's and her anti Trump Tirades lately. The woman who's brain works at a cartoon level and regularly trips on her own tits, and gives famously rambling semi-coherent speeches on the floor of the House is enjoying her notoriety and day in the sun for going full-bore gung-ho crazy on the president. 
"In the throes of a terminal case of “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” the California congresswoman told a Tax March crowd in front of the U.S. Capitol that President Trump and Russia’s Vladimir Putin somehow conspired to arrange both the chemical event that killed dozens in northern Syria and the U.S. missile strike on a Syrian military airfield that followed."
 
Last week, she told the Los Angeles Press Club, “I want this president impeached.” She spent the weekend leading a crowd of activists in an “Impeach 45!” chant. But Tuesday at Ground Zero for Crazy, MSNBC, she insisted, “I have not called for impeachment.”

She’s every bit the over-the-top lefty she’s been for decades who continues to be reelected from a district with the the highest school drop out rate in California. She's winning the media and far left's praise by calling for Trump’s impeachment for something she can't prove, or have even a bit of evidence. But what the hey, who needs facts these days anyway?

(Baton Rouge Advocate)
(Crazy Cousin Olivia)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Joe Biden Plans Vice Presidential Library

Biden Takes Part-time Job to Help Raise Funds for New V.P. Library

Middle Finger News Service Wire:

MFNS - Wilmington Del.- Sources close to Joe Biden told MFNS the former VP has decided to build his own Vice Presidential Library in his longtime home District in Delaware. The source told us supporters of Biden convinced him of the need of on honor, he being the historic 2 term VP of the first black President of the United States, and as Biden himself likes to say, "The Cream in the Coffee of the Obama Administration."

The initial plans for the library are said to include a Bidenesque design of three wings. One showcasing his early life and lengthy time in the Senate, another housing pictures and mementos of his two terms as Vice President and another holding his personal notes and the many initiatives and ideas brutely shot down by the President. 

The building is planned to also feature a gift shop, 51 Political Correct Gender Specific Restrooms, an indoor Super-Soaker Tactical Training Course and a Starbucks.

The project is said to be funded totally with moneys raised by private contributions. The FOB's (Friends of Biden) last month started a Go-Fund-Me page to raise money for the project. The target is $5.5 million. As of this writing the fund has so far raised $12.17.

In the meantime Biden has gone to work for 'Turd Burglar Waste Disposal' to help in the financing of the project. 

Biden leads the members of the Congressional Black Caucus in a
Chorus of 'Movin' on Up'

Nullifying Obama's Plot to Forcefully “Diversify” Your Neighborhood



Many took Barack Obama's threat to "Fundamentally Transform America" as a bit of a joke. That was a mistake. It's one of the few things he didn't lie about. The way I understand the American Dream, is in part getting an education, working to make good living, buying a home and raising a family in a safe neighborhood of your choice. But he had other ideas for America.

New American - The Obama administration's race-obsessed decree, known as the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing” (AFFH) rule, became a lightning rod for criticism by conservatives and constitutionalists last year. A coalition of Republican lawmakers, facing outrage among their constituents, tried to defund the unconstitutional scheme while Obama was still in office. However, establishment Republicans quietly worked behind the scenes to betray conservatives by supporting Obama's radical power grab and handing even more tax money to Obama's Department of Housing and Urban Development to transform and “diversify” American neighborhoods.

Legislation has now been introduced in Congress to defund and overturn a controversial Obama administration decree. The new bill would also reverse the attempted unconstitutional usurpation of power over local zoning decisions by the federal government and the unelected regional authorities charged with managing the transformation. And the measure would end a “geospatial database” mandated under the scheme to track the racial and income composition of each area, a key element of the scheme to redistribute people based on their melanin content and earnings. 

The AFFH would indeed fundamentally transform America, down to the most minute local decisions.And of course, by redistributing people across America using federal funds, and hijacking control over local zoning decisions, the Obama scheme would also fundamentally transform politics by diluting the conservative vote in communities across the country. Similar schemes are being pushed at the global level by the United Nations. Under the expansive regulations, cities and towns that accept federal money from the HUD would be required to submit to vast federal controls over their policy decisions.

For instance, if a community receives an HUD grant, the AFFH purports to mandate costly demographic analyses at the local and regional level to determine whether there are enough low-income and minority residents. If the HUD determines that not enough welfare recipients live in your neighborhood, for instance, the bureaucracy would declare your community to be “out of balance” and not in compliance with the AFFH. In response, the massive bureaucracy would use taxpayer funds — or borrowed money, considering the $20 trillion and counting in national debt — to file lawsuits against the community and impose its will. That might take the form of building more government-subsidized low-income housing in your neighborhood to attract enough welfare recipients to put your community back in balance.

In fact, HUD has been involved in such scheming for years, with targeted communities going up against the might of Uncle Sam. In Westchester County, New York, the Obama administration went to war with the community and its elected officials because they did not have enough low-income, high-density housing developments to satisfy federal bureaucrats. When local officials and residents fought back, the administration sued them, and even went so far as to seek a gag order against the county executive who was leading the fight against Obama's AFFH.

In short, it's Obama's Marxist Social Engineering by the federal government on a massive scale.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Dems Already Trying to Diddle With Georgia Special Election


With a slim glitter of hope they can pull a 50% vote and avoid a runoff for the Georgia Special Election, the Dems have pulled out the stops. Election officials are hoping to keep two polling places open later than the 7 PM closing time after computer errors at two precincts and late poll workers caused some voting problems in Georgia’s US House special election.

According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Richard Barron, the director of elections and registration for Fulton County, said they are trying to extend voting hours for Centennial High School in Roswell and the Johns Creek Environmental Campus. 
These are heavily Democrat precincts who went for Clinton 91% in the last election. If local officials can get the judge to squeeze them in, they want to keep the Centennial High School polling place open until 7:35 PM, and the Johns Creek polling place open until 7:55 PM ET.

Computer errors and late poll workers happen all the time. Rarely do they go gab a judge and ask to extend hours except in extreme cases of malfunctioning voting machines or power outages. But this is an election the dems, if their goofy looking pencil necked candidate wins, will be heralded as the beginning of the end of the Trump tide. I can just see the headlines now: Dems begin Long March Back To Save America! ..... Trump Receives Biggest Blow of Administration So Far! .....Trump Repudiated!..... Real Americans Start Take Back of The Country! 

The News Media spin will be Epic!

Monday, April 17, 2017

A Note to Readers of DMF

You may or may not have noticed we changed domains from 'blogspot' to '.com' last week. We would very much appreciate all who have us Bookmarked, Blog Rolled or have us on a Feed to please update the link and point it to the new address to avoid going through the redirect.  If the old address fails to redirect your link you will get a "404 page-not-found" error.

If so, you risk the unpleasantness of Lena Dunham showing up on your screens............in various stages of undress..............and we wouldn't want that, now would we?? 
- Thanks, The Management

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, April 15, 2017

North Korea Test Newest Secret Weapon


MFNS - Pyongyang- Amid heightened tensions on the Korean Peninsula, the North Korean Military has just announce a successful test of it's newest and most secret weapon yet.  The "Ground Burst Defense Missile".

General Fong So Duh leader of the DPRK Defense Forces told MFNS the weapon tested today, launched from an undisclosed base near the city of Sinpo was part of the DPRK celebration of the 105th birth anniversary of its founding leader Kim Il-sung.

The General told us the "FUKYU 102" Missile is for close ground troop support and designed to explode immediately after launch, effectively showering the immediate area with falling sheet metal.  The launch area test subjects, three captured South Korean gofers, believed by the DPRK to be spies, and a mountain wildcat who wandered onto the site all died in the test. General Duh again reiterated to western media that the test shows the overwhelming technical superiority of the DPRK's scientific knowledge and military prowess.

Identity Politics, Progressive Hobbyhorses and Marginalized Terrorist - ‘The March for Science’

"March For Science" - Earth Day - Washington DC, April 22, 2017
"Ah, science. If you're even loosely engaged in the wild and dark art that is politics these days, you know by now that 'science,' as a word, has taken on an almost mystical meaning. 'Science,' in many of its modern incantations, now serves as a form of code, as vague and fuzzy as a Wiccan chant. For a growing number of political activists, the meaning is simple: Science, you see, is a lively mix of standard progressive hobbyhorses, tossed wild-eyed and cranky into one cantankerous bag."
"Witness the upcoming March for Science, scheduled for Saturday, April 22. This also happens to be Earth Day, which is nice enough -- and hey, who could object to a good old-fashioned rah-rah session for science? I, for one, always welcome a refresher on that long, troubling episode in our planet's history when a few impertinent continents apparently traipsed all the way over to the other side of the globe and no one was there to panic about it."
"Alas, this March for Science does not appear to be largely about science, or about people who know a great deal about science, or even about people who want to know a great deal about science. (It would be kind of fun, in fact, to quiz earnest potential attendees on whether Johannes Kepler should finally win that well-deserved Oscar.) Keeping up with today's hottest trends, the March for Science has wrapped itself in identity politics, cranked up the oven to 'scorch,' and potentially set things on track to unceremoniously collapse into one giant intersectional souffle." - Heather Wilhelm, National Review
The “March for Science” is being organized by activist scientists and radical environmentalists opposed to Donald Trump's policies and proposed cuts to federal agencies. The organization behind the “March for Science” tweeted the Trump administration's bombing Islamic ISIS fighters in Afghanistan is “an example of how science is weaponized against marginalized people.

The march’s Twitter account also sent out a ridiculous re-tweet lamenting the bombing by radical activist Zellie Imani of the Black Liberation Collective,  a group of students dedicated "to bringing about freedom and liberation for all Black people"   It has since been deleted. March organizers have been racked by infighting over how much the event should emphasize diversity and gender issues. (??)  Some march leaders have resigned over disagreements.

The “March for Science” gained attention earlier the year, garnering hundreds of thousands of likes on Facebook. The usual suspects Major activist groups have backed the march, but Earth Day marches are planned in other cities.  Looks like just another Goofy Leftist Sideshow for the Media's consumption.


Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Friday, April 14, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater: The Taxman Cometh

"Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all..."

Brought to you by BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Maybe This Will Help Convince the Hollywood Crowd Their Defense of the "Religion of Peace" is a Farce


While the Hollywood elite turn a blind eye to the throwing of gays off of buildings, genital mutilations, rape of children, blood lust, slavery, the oppression of women and the destruction of many ancient culturally historical sites, all while saying "The Religion of Peace" poses no threat to America, the Islamic State has thrown a gut punch into the belly of sacred Hollywood produced American Culture. They have attacked the Western Cultural Icons, Mickey Mouse and Tom & Jerry!

image © AP
PJ Media- "Islamic State fighters have defaced anything they deem to be religious idolatry as they barnstormed their way across Iraq and Syria, forging the caliphate bit by bit. Iraqi soldiers have found murals of the Last Supper with the faces of Jesus and the apostles scratched off, beheaded statues and more as they liberate Christian areas. ISIS also tries to destroy anything deemed to be un-Islamic. Like Evil Cartoon Characters....."
"So when the terror group occupied Mosul and stumbled upon a school with a colorful cast of popular cartoon characters painted on its outer wall, they evidently had to take action. The reason? ISIS said cartoon characters -- or at least their faces -- imposed western influence on children."
Ironically, the head of Egypt's State Islamic Information Service, Salah Abdel Sadek, last year blamed Tom and Jerry for stoking the rise of Islamic extremism. Abdel-Sadek told a Cairo University conference that seeing the cat and mouse rivalry "portrays the violence in a funny manner and sends the message that, yes, I can hit him… and I can blow him up with explosives. It becomes set in the viewer’s mind that this is natural."

So you see Hollywood, you can not win with these people. On one hand, moderate islam says your portrayal of violence between Mice and Cats encourages Extremism. This is the same moderate Islam that is on the forefront of trying to bully our freedoms in this country right now. While on the other hand Extreme Islam, who strap suicide belts on children say your cartoons portrayals are an evil western cultural influence. They all ready want your head.

SO STOP defending this foreign unforgiving ideology with it's medieval desert "Religion of Peace' and backward oppressive culture. They hate your color, they hate your ideas and they hate your freedom! 
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Even Some Longtime Media Watchers Now Crying Foul



Media Have Struck a Deal to Go After Trump 
"There is a common expression in the media that there are “some facts too good to check.” It is used in jest to reflect how you sometimes hate to give up a great story for the real facts. That tension was well on display as media seemed to tie itself into knots to avoid admitting that there are legitimate questions raised by the “unmasking” allegations surrounding the actions of Obama National Security Advisor Susan Rice." 
"Reporters are now so committed to refuting Trump that they are refuting actual stories. The loss of objectivity in the response to the Rice story reflects a broader problem of the press focusing so hard on Trump that it has loss sight of its own bearings." - Jonathan Turley