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The Prison Population's Collective IQ is About To Go Down a Few More Points

 Convicted Former Florida Congressional Rep.Corrine Brown and a Few of Her Gangsta Friends 

It’s nice to see that justice does sometimes prevail in this country. Former Florida congresswoman Corrine Brown just got five years in the federal pokey for using a bogus charity to scam donors and skim off the top for personal use. It was crime born out of entitlement and greed committed to ensure a lifestyle that was beyond her means:

"Former Florida Democratic Rep. Corrine Brown was sentenced on Monday to five years in prison for mail, wire and tax fraud involving a sham charity. A jury convicted Brown of stealing money from a bogus charity, One Door For Education, which purported to give scholarships to poor children but instead filled the coffers of Brown and her associates. 

Federal prosecutors said she and a top aide committed fraud by using donations for lavish parties and trips. The aide and another official later accepted a plea deal and testified against Brown, who served in Congress for nearly 25 years. She was defeated in her 2016 primary race. 

Earlier this year, One Door President Carla Wiley pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud after it was determined that she had deposited $800,000 into the foundation’s account over four years. Over that time, federal prosecutors say it gave one scholarship for $1,000 and that Wiley transferred herself tens of thousands of dollars.Brown’s former chief of staff, Elias “Ronnie” Simmons, and the charity’s president pleaded guilty after their federal indictments for misusing the charity’s funds, and testified against Brown." - Fox

Here's a bit of Corrine in action on the House floor making Florida proud....

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Maximum 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) May Have Just Been Reached

The copious amount of propaganda being issued by the print and broadcast media is stunning and has successfully poisoned the minds of millions of millennials and low-information types because every office, gym and airport television, every magazine at the check stands and just about every television show and movie has either overt or subliminal anti-Trump messages.

But now, peak propaganda and 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) may have just been reached with the Chipmunks impeachment song:

 
H/T Deb

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No Sex After Surgery

San Francisco - It is being reported the House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is suing a major medical facility in California claiming that "after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex." A hospital spokesman responded to Mrs. Pelosi's claims saying "Your husband was admitted to have cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Y'all Take a Deep Breath and Relax

We were greeted this morning with the news that Robert Mueller let Michael Flynn off with a relatively minor plea deal to one count of lying to investigators:

JUST IN: @BrianRoss on @ABC News Special Report: Michael Flynn promised "full cooperation to the Mueller team" and is prepared to testify that as a candidate, Donald Trump "directed him to make contact with the Russians." http://abcn.ws/2AhU3Iq

Of course this tweet was from none other then ABC’s Brian Ross, who we all know has a rep for reporting unverified info in the past in order to be the first on the air.  I was told when his statement was read live on "The View" that two of the more vehement Trump Hating Banshees literally had orgasms right there on camera and, like many lefties on The Tweeter, it was Whoop There IT IS!........Proof of collusion!........Trump Needs to Resign! Blah Blah Blah...

However, the more believable Reuters, as well as others like Fox News were reporting that the prosecution is focusing not on Candidate Trump, but on President-Elect Trump. Big difference. 

Prosecutors say Flynn was told by the senior member of Trump transition team to reach out to other countries to influence the U.N. vote to delay or defeat the resolution http://reut.rs/2AnZunr 

An order from a “senior member of Trump transition team” could mean Trump. It could also mean Chris Christie, Mike Pence, or one of the Trump family.  It could also mean combinations of them or all of them. But valid reasons exist for a president-elect to reach out to foreign governments, although not for the purpose of interfering with the current administration’s foreign policy, as Flynn now appears to have admitted doing with Russian envoy Sergey Kislyal in December. If it’s just about the transition, it might be that Mueller wants to make a Logan Act case, which hasn’t been tried for almost 200 years.

There is lots to be learned about all this yet.

But seeing the former late night comedians have pretty much run out of Trump material and have had to turn on old men in Alabama as well as rely on made up stories lately, see post immediately below, all this comes at a great time for them.........