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I'm Beginning to Believe Every Damn One of Them are Nuts!

It’s really never been a secret to anyone with an IQ above room temperature that the American print media have long had a bias they really haven't tried to hide. And here is a creepy little story that shows just how deep the leftist rot is in some of the most influential media circles. 

The first female editor of the New York Times and author of “Obama: The Historic Journey,” published in 2009, Jill Abramson, was the paper’s executive editor from 2011-2014 until she was unceremoniously booted out of the NYT's Ivory Tower, and as was the 'woke' thing of those days, replaced with a black male. Being a good little leftist soldier that she is, she quietly excepted her station in those gotta be politically correct times.

Ah Jill, Sweetie That's Not a Doll

In a new piece she wrote for The Guardian Abramson has fessed up that she has been so distraught by Donald Trump's ascension to the Presidency and all that has come with it, that she is carrying around a Barack Obama “therapy doll” in her purse:

"It’s easy to look at what’s happening in Washington DC and despair. That’s why I carry a little plastic Obama doll in my purse. 

I pull him out every now and then to remind myself that the United States had a progressive, African American president until very recently. Some people find this strange, but you have to take comfort where you can find it in Donald Trump’s America."

Yes Jill, people do find this strange! Especially when it comes from someone who claims to be the self-appointed guardians of the truth. It's pretty obvious that Abrahamson OD'd on hopium and changium during the Barky years. People like this need to spend some serious cash and extensive time in therapy because a lost election should not bring on this sort of mental trauma with sane people. Bless Her Heart!  

Thank You Gerard VanderLeun @ American Digest for the Linkage!

Squinty & Meat Puppet Upset There's No Porn Stars on The Front Page of Their Morning Paper!

Joe & Mika's Circle Jerk of Smug, Out of Touch, Inside the Beltway Media Elites

Just when you think Squinty Scarborough can't say anything 
more stupid he says "where's the camera" 

How dare Donald Trump distract from a perfectly good scandal with something as frivolous as foreign policy!! Viewers of MSNBC will be relieved to know there is still at least one show determined to talk about the real issues. Joe and Mika can see straight through the charade of a Donald Trump meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un for what it truly is: an attempt to bury the Stormy Daniels scandal!!

"He makes a decision on North Korea because of Stormy Daniels, and people can deny that all they want, but if you're doing that, you're in the tank for Donald Trump, because it is painfully obvious that's exactly what's going on."

This bowl of stupidity is almost out-weighed by MSNBC's gender confused Ricky Maddow's near meltdown over possible talks with the Korean Fat Kid. That creepy little freak (I’m referring to Kim Jong-un, not Maddow– I see where there could be some confusion there) only responds to a show of power and intimidation. That’s what Trump’s been doing. DJT isn’t going over there to talk to an equal. It will be a sheltered kid who was handed the leadership of his country as a birthright versus someone from the cutthroat world of negotiations in New York real estate. He’s going over there to talk to a deranged lunatic. And does the left really believe Trump would walk into talks with the Kim without having done any homework?? No, but he managed to give the media another running shit fit!

[NewsBusters]                               Thank You RightNation.US for the Linkage!
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San Fran Nan Goes Drag Racing

The ever-blurring lines between politics and pop culture grow fuzzier, but so much more fabulous! Nancy Pelosi, who represents California's 12 district that includes all of San Francisco paid a visit this week to famous Drag Queen RuPaul's Drag Race All Star TV show. It's safe to say Nan has found her way around a few drag queens or two in her day.

Pelosi stopped by the extravaganza of bad wigs and clownish makeup drag queen contest to show her solidarity with the LGBTQ community because Donald Trump be all hating on Gay people and stuff for not making North Carolina allow guys dressed up like Bette Midler in the girls restroom or forcing Colorado bakers to make gay cakes.

After the filming of the show Nan told an interviewer she was so excited and couldn’t resist being on the show and that she believes politicians could learn authenticity from drag queens. "This idea of people believing in themselves, being themselves, taking pride in themselves, is not just a lesson for politicians but for everyone in the country." I guess the crazy moonbat had one of her famous brain farts and just didn't realize that authenticity she was talking about is MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN. Earth to Nancy!

Nan said she hadn’t considered what her drag name might be, but I can think of a few, but I'll be nice and keep them to myself.......

Thank You MJA  and American Digest for the Linkage!

Bill Maher Reminds Leftist Their Media Are Liars and BS Artist

Every once in a while a little ray of light will hit Bill Maher’s brain. It’s always brief and fleeting. As rare as it may be, it does occasionally happen.

"No wonder fake news resonates so much with Trump fans, because so much of it is fake. It’s just nonsense meant to keep you perpetually offended with an endless stream of controversies that aren’t controversial, and outrages that aren’t outrageous because places like the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed and Salon make their money by how many clicks they get. Yes, the people who see themselves as morally superior are are actually ignoring their sacred job of informing citizens of what’s important, and instead sowing division for their own selfish ends. Hey, wait, isn’t that what Russia was doing to us? Yeah, it is. And we have to stop both of them from using us as the cocks in their cock fights......” 

Case in point: 

Thank You Gerard VanderLeun @ American Digest for the Linkage!

Your Handy 'Californian to Texan' Translation Guide.

NOTE: This guide can and should be applicable in most all Southern Red States.

So if you're coming this way, get with the program.....

H/T Broadside Betty

I Don't Need To Be Preached To About Guns By A Member of the Most Violent Segment of Society

The irony just drips from the recent statement from the president and CEO of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Derrick Johnson, a member of the most violent 6 percent of the American population (BLACK MALES) who comment over 50 percent of the murders and a disproportionate amount of violent crimes in this country actually called for confiscation of your guns by the government, leaving law abiding citizen vulnerable to their hate, murder and robbing ways.

Derrick Johnson wrote an op-ed entitled, “Gun Safety is about Freedom,” where he used a mixture of politics and racism to make their point on gun control measures.  He compared the current anxiety students feel when going to school to the circumstances surrounding the black “Little Rock Nine”, students who had to be escorted to their classrooms by federal troops in the 1950s as part of the Brown v. Board of Education desegregation ruling.

“Fear and terror still exist in our children’s classrooms” because of the “National Rifle Association (NRA) and the politicians that support them.”

Johnson, in lockstep with the rest of the ignorant far left, label the NRA a terrorist organization. He believes that passing draconian gun control legislation is a civil rights issue, of course without acknowledging self defense IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!

The leftist gun grabbers are calling again for Australian-type gun control measures to be implemented. They do not ever mention the cultural and ethnic differences with America. It did not work well in Australia or Britain and it will not work in the US. An American mandatory gun-confiscation program, in addition to being unconstitutional, would be extraordinarily coercive and almost certainly violent. Perhaps that is something the NAACP wants, but Americans won’t stand for it.

No, Derrick Johnson, the NAACP should STFU and look in the mirror. It's high time you look to reasons black males are the most violent segment of the American populous.  Stop blaming America for your short comings and search for solutions to black males leaving strings of fatherless children and violent youth who settle disagreements by shooting each other and innocent bystanders and children over simple disagreements, and spend your organization's time, money and energy fixing those problems.

The NRA and law abiding gun owners are not the problem in America.  America's problem is your culture, your mentality and your inability to take responsibility for your actions. Maybe the answer is to just disarm the black community and watch the crime and murder rate drop through the floor.  After all, as you said, gun control legislation is a civil rights issue. And I demand my Civil Rights Too!

Thank You American Digest for the Linkage! 

Soy Boy Acosta Needs His Diaper Changed Again Please.

CNN - The Most Trusted Name in News

CNN Has Gone From Dumpster Diving To Chasing Parked Cars

As CNN is seemingly intentionally beclowning themselves in a one network race to the bottom. Aside from interviewing drunks on the air, they're dispatching reporters around the world to help dig up clues and finally get to the bottom of the Trump campaign’s Russia ties. In attempts to remain relevant, last month the network infamously sent a reporter to St. Petersburg, where he literally dug around a dumpster looking for leads. Now CNN has sent a reporter to Bangkok to interveiw a hooker who claims to have the goods on the Trump camp's alleged under-the-table dealings with Russia.

The woman, Anastasia Vashukevich, who is also a self-described “sex coach,” (wink wink) is currently locked up in Thailand prison, and hopes that U.S. will offer her asylum if she spills some beans on the mythical Trump collusion. CNN hyped her possible credibility in noting that she was once photographed with a Russian billionaire, Oleg Deripaska, whom Paul Manafort was associated. Wow! After all the time, money and effort expended trying to lynch Donald Trump, the media, including The New York Times which ran a 1,000+ word exposé on Vashukevich’s allegations last week is down to desperately seeking out imprisoned hookers for any possible clues and leads. 

And they don't call them the Clown News Network for Nothing...... 

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??

New Startup Wants to Determine For You What is Fake News

What could go wrong. Put dozens and dozens of people in a room, (hopefully with the proper amount of diversity in skin color, plumbing, and sexual practices) many who were taught in journalism schools their mission was to decide the truth, change the world and tell people what they should think, and give them the job of rooting out and labeling Fake News on the internet.

In a world where the left is so f**kin stupid that SNOPES has to officially tell them CNN didn't really buy an Industrial Strength Washing Machine to spin the News, maybe they could use a service like this. The Startup founder and CEO, Steven Brill stated the mission and the goal of their venture: To help consumers distinguish between sites that are trying to get it right and sites that are trying to trick people.

The irony of this is he said it on Little Chubby Stelter's show on the Fake News Network CNN.

"What we're doing is no more and no less than telling people the difference between The Denver Post, which is a real newspaper, and The Denver Guardian, which broke a bunch of,  you know,  completely fake stories right before the election," said Steven Brill, the co-CEO of the new venture. 

He said several dozen journalists will be hired to produce the reviews. The pitch is naturally appealing to journalists -- he's saying algorithms aren't cutting it, so real-life reviewers are needed to judge reliability. 

Websites will receive green, yellow, or red ratings. There will also be "nutrition labels" with more detailed information. The labels "are intended to let readers know if they need to take particular brands they see online with a grain of salt -- or with an entire shaker." 

"Imagine coming to a National Review story about affirmative action versus one from the Nation. Both totally legit publications,  but unlike the old days when you knew what brands were,  on a feed or in a search they both just look like headlines."

NewsGuard will try to license its reviews and nutrition labels to search and social networking platforms like Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and the Tweeter.

"How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?"