Wolf... I real Don't Think They Like Me

 Another Night of Pillow Biting at Acosta's Crib

It's My Job Is To Make This Presidency Successful

What a difference a decade makes. From the dank archives of the interwebs we present one of the best examples of an open confession of media bias ever recorded. The man with the tingle up his leg appears on an early addition of Morning Joe, long before lovebirds Squinty & Meat Puppet were swapping spit and bumping nasties off air.

From a discussion of the Obama Administration's transition confusion and disorganization, something we were told was unique to Trump and a sign of a disastrous Presidency to come,  MSNBC's Chris Matthews admits to what in short order was to become the M O of a sycophant media complex who dare not criticize 'Their Man'.

Reverse Funnels of Death!

I'm continually amazed at elitist media people, especially the ones who by the things they say reveal to us they rarely leave their high-rises and concrete jungles and can say the most ignorant things while explaining things to other ignorant people.

Thursday's shooting at a Maryland newspaper involved a 12-gauge shotgun. I'm sure this was very disappointing to ghoulish liberals who were probably hoping the victims were gunned down with an "AR-47" so as to help push their efforts to ban all semi-auto firearms. Shotguns are generally pump-action and liberals, who know only of them from movies where they are used to blow out entire walls or making cars explode, have yet to pounce on these weapons. But according to NBC News, shotguns are 'reverse funnels of death' that require no skill to use, so obviously they will have to go.

Here’s dumb tweet, not-so-coincidentally enough from an MSNBC news critter:

Pete went on the air with it:

“A shotgun, uh, uh, you know, if you’re not familiar with a shotgun, it sets out a spray of pellets and because a bullet simply goes in a straight line and shotgun is sort of like a backwards funnel, it spreads it out so that you don’t have to aim very precisely....It can do a lot of damage to the people that you aim it at, but you don’t fire a lot of rounds with a shotgun, so I think that has something to do with it.....”

It should be noted that Pete Williams is NBC Supreme Court correspondent and not their resident gun expert, though you probably figured that out just from the tweet.  The narrative they are trying to push is that shotguns are so easy to use that people can just aim them in any direction and kill lots of people. This is of course pure BS, but it’s not like the news media has ever gotten anything right about guns.

As someone who owns and occasionally uses shotguns to murder clay pigeons, I can tell you that aiming them is important if you are interested in hitting a target. There are obviously different types of chokes you can use to create a wider spread, but you still have to be on target or it doesn’t matter. In the case of a common 12-gauge, just the sight of one would probably scare the hell out of your average northeastern latte drinking liberal newsroom population.

The point is, shotguns aren’t “idiot-proof” killing machines.  The media says gun-grabbers only want to get rid of  'Assault Weapons" because they are designed to kill as many people as fast as possible ....they look really scary, but they have no problem with shotguns. But now a shotgun was used in a mass shooting so those innocuous weapons are now reverse funnels of death.  But don’t worry, they don’t have a problem with revolvers. That is until one is used in a shooting and then revolvers will become “rotating cylinders of murder”.

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More Great News For DJT

Poll of Registered Voters Signals Top

 Dem Candidates for 2020

A Harvard CAPS/Harris’s June poll of registered Democrat voters on their preference of candidates for 2020 is sure to have President Donald Trump smiling, and doesn't do much for the image of the party that claims to be all about diversity and stuff.  

Here's the voters list of their favorites in reverse order:

Coming in at # 4 is Senator Lizzy Warren, aka Princess Spreading Bull. Age 69. Public servant, former alleged Indian college professor. Favorite of  lily-white elitist northeast liberal Democrats who consider themselves experts on knowing how other people should run their lives. Known to be delusional and ethnically challenged. A shrill voiced enthusiastic advocate for most all left-wing causes. Obviously hasn't received the memo from the progressive wing of the party that old white people are the enemy, or from The New England Historic Genealogical Society. Told CNN earlier this year, “I am not running for president in 2020.” Praying for a "Draft Lizzy Campaign"

At # 3 on the list is Senator Curmudgeon, Bernie Sanders. Aged 76. Sounds like a commie, pretends to be a socialist. Anti-Deodorant Choice Activist and Orgasm Proponent. Failed Presidential candidate. Ran afoul of the Clinton Political Machine but somehow got away with his life. Could have been Champ, but wound up a loser. Leached off the public sector entire life, now a millionaire and real estate investor. Greatest life achievement -  getting tens of thousands of millennials to send him $20.
Viva La Revolution!

At #2 is her majesty herself, former First Lady Hillary Clinton. Aged 70. Ever increasing angry left leaning political philosophy. Rose from the gutter to make history as the First women to lose a presidential contest. Head of The Clinton Crime Family Foundation, expert grifter, enabler of a sexual deviant husband, grandmother and walking postmenopausal health disaster. Known for her poise under enemy gunfire, as well as ability to bore to the entire English speaking world with her "It's everybody's fault but mine I lost" book tour. Well known for her shrill speaking style that has been known to give some attendees severe intestinal distress and/or headaches. Mother of one daughter, rumored to have been fathered by Howdy-Doody. 

 And The Voters Top Choice:

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Aged 75. 
Favored by 32 percent of respondents. Comedian, former Court Jester of the Obama White House. Rumored to believe that he actual thought he was Vice President. 

Served in the US Senate where he was most known as the guy who rode the train to Delaware all the time and has a train station named after him. Politics are centrist/left leaning. Deep Thinker, tenacious debater, a man of the people, foreign policy expert, fearless warrior, and a great administration spokesman. Run Joe, Run!

~Thank You MJA for the Linkage!~

That Popping Noise You Hear are Liberal Heads Exploding

Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy Retiring 

In a statement, the Supreme Court said the 81-year-old Kennedy will step down effective July 31. The judge called it "the greatest honor and privilege to serve our nation in the federal judiciary for 43 years, 30 of those years in the Supreme Court." Kennedy wants to spend more time with his family, even though they were content with him staying on the court. 
- CNBC

Placed on Suicide Watch:
Daily Beast - The judicial apocalypse is here, and there’s nothing Democrats can do to stop it.
Salon- A clear warning that our most cherished values are in jeopardy, and now hang in the balance. 
Splinter - F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck,F*ck
Democratic Underground - Gloom Despair And Agony On Me 
And of course this from the left's sleaziest loony bin, 'Wonkette' - Go F*ck Yourself Anthony Kennedy

Happy Retirement. 

NEXT!

Where Do You Draw the Line in Today’s Crazed Political Environment?

"If you vote for Trump, then you the voter, you, not Donald Trump, are standing at the border like Nazis going ‘you here, you here". – Donny Deutsch on MSNBC last week 

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." – Friedrich Nietzsche a long Time ago.

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With each passing day, DJT's hardcore detractors become more deeply hysterical. With every turn of the news cycle they are increasingly convinced that only they and their allies can save the nation from total ruin. Superficial resistance is what you see from establishment Democrats and MSNBC, peddling the fairytale that Trump the person is the problem, not the system itself. Trump the man isn’t our huge problem; excessive, secret and unaccountable government power is. 

Obsessing about Trump the man has caused many of his high profile detractors to become myopic and downright foolish. A perfect example of this occurred last Friday when Donny Deutsch, an advertising guy and pundit, explicitly instructed people to consider Trump voters Nazis. What he said was ludicrous, dangerous and petty. But then again, he is a regular on MSNBC's Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet, who even SNL ruthlessly mocks. Standing up to and making government officials uncomfortable is part of American political heritage. But what we see today borders on superficial, nonsensical and completely phony resistance promulgated by elitist cable television pundits, untruthful reporters and washed up corporate Democrats such as Nan Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.

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Y'all Raise Your Hands if You Care What Keith Ellison Thinks. Yeah....I didn't Think So.

Islam is not a race, and the 'Travel Ban' only affects 8% of the worlds Muslim population. 

Your arguments are invalid Mr. Ellison. Game Over. Thank You For Playing.

"Ain't No Rest for the Triggered" - The Musical

Study Finds District Of Columbia Has More Psychopaths Than Any Other Place In The Country

The Nation's Capital has an Infestation

WJLA WASHINGTON DC (ABC7) — Washington D.C. has more psychopaths than any other location in the United States, a recent study by Southern Methodist University found. The study also found that the surrounding areas of Virginia ranked as number eleven and Maryland number twelve in their finding.  The university studied five personality traits they called the "big five" -- extraversion, agreeableness, openness, conscientiousness and neuroticism.

"Areas of the United States that are measured to be most psychopathic are those in the Northeast and other similarly populated regions. The least psychopathic are predominantly rural areas. The most extreme data point is the District of Columbia, which received a standardized score of 3.48. The next highest data point is Connecticut, which received a 1.89 standardized score. The presence of psychopaths in District of Columbia is consistent with the conjecture found in Murphy (2016) that psychopaths are likely to be effective in the political sphere. 

The top five observations in psychopathy are the District of Columbia, Connecticut, California, New Jersey, and a tie of New York and Wyoming for fifth. The states that are least psychopathic are West Virginia, Vermont, Tennessee, North Carolina, and New Mexico. 

The occupations that were most disproportionately psychopathic were CEO, lawyer, media, salesperson, journalist, police officer, chef, and civil servant."

FULL PDF HERE

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According to experts, Psychopaths are "superficially charming" and "tend to make a good first impression on others and often strike observers as remarkably normal." Yet they are self-centered, dishonest and undependable, and at times they engage in irresponsible behavior for no apparent reason other than the sheer fun of it. They tend to be largely devoid of guilt, empathy and love, they have casual and callous interpersonal and romantic relationships. Psychopaths routinely offer excuses for their reckless and often outrageous actions, placing blame on others instead. They rarely learn from their mistakes or benefit from negative feedback, and they have difficulty inhibiting their impulses.

Yep, sounds like DC for sure....... 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

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