Congressman's Brilliant Video Compares “Green New Deal” To The Legendary Disastrous Fyre Festival

The left has never really learned how to meme, they're so caught up in anger. We on the right just see the world through a different set of lenses, and the results can sometimes be absolutely brilliant. Case in point, a video comparing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “Green New Deal” to the now legendary fraud, The Fyre Festival.

For those not familiar with the Fyre Festival, it can be summed up as a brilliantly marketed scam that promised millennials the concert event of a lifetime, filled with models, private islands, five-star foods, and all the things that would make your Instagram quiver.

The promo itself was a marvel to behold. 

It turned out to be a poorly planned, poorly executed disaster that screwed over attendees, workers, and more. Instead of five-star meals, attendees were treated to cheese slices and sandwich bread. Instead of villas and high-class tents, they were treated to a camp with FEMA tents. The Fyre Festival has now become a leading symbol of overpromises that lead to disaster. So it was inevitable that the Green New Deal was going to be mentioned in the same breath.

Enter Rep. Mark Walker, vice-chair of the House GOP. Instead of simply making the comparison, Walker recreated the famous promo video and reworked it so it referenced AOC’s greatest joke on the people. “After the success of the Fyre Festival, we bring you the Green New Deal,” tweeted Walker, adding the hashtag “GND is Fyre.

A Savage Burn, and Brilliant Troll!

After the success of the Fyre Festival, we bring you the Green New Deal. #GNDisFyre pic.twitter.com/uNzT42ZbNV

— Rep. Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) February 13, 2019

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It's the Fun New Game......What If You Had to Defend Kamala

From riding her respectable East Indian heritage while attaining prominence in the "white supremacist power structure" to playing identity politics by passing herself off now as a down with the struggle, former Hip-Hop diggin', reefer tokin' negro princess from Oakland trolling for the black vote as a presidential candidate, now comes an exciting new game: "What If You Had to Defend Kamala."  

(Ann Althouse)

We Have Allowed The Camel's Nose Under the Tent

Ilhan Omar is not “uniquely American”as  a glowing New York Times profile once proclaimed.  She is profoundly alien to everything your ancestors took for granted. She has showed open contempt for traditional America and is obviously working to undermine it. This is why she found a welcome place in a Democratic Party that wants open borders and sees white men as America’s greatest threat.

The Somali born congresswoman from Minnesota is back in the news. She is being blasted by both Democrats and Republicans for tweeting that the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee sets America’s Middle-East policies by donating lavishly to congressional campaigns. House members accused her of “trafficking in anti-Semitic tropes".*

Omar gets attention whether she opens her mouth or not. She always wears a hijab—the first U.S. representative ever to do so. Congress had to scrap an old policy prohibiting head wear in the house chamber just to accommodate her. The hijab symbolizes much of what Rep. Omar is—a direct challenge to the historic American nation. She’s the picture politician brought to us by mass immigration and identity politics. This is why the media adore her despite the many charges of “anti-Semitism.”  The Times quoted Miss Omar’s father telling her that American children teased her at school “because they feel threatened in some way by your existence.” This seems to have established how Ms Omar views the country she now represents. According to the Times, she began wearing the hijab after the 9/11 attacks to flaunt her “otherness” in opposition to America, a country she thought was a false promised land since “the first day we arrived.”*

A common theme for Rep. Omar is that America is run by racists and that whites are the greatest danger to the nation. During her campaign she tweeted that her critics were driven by white supremacy,  “A systems of white supremacy uses conspiracies and lies to smear those that threaten their narratives and power."  In an op-ed published shortly after her election, she blamed an alleged rise of hate crimes on President Trump and his supporters.*

The first Somali congresswoman doesn’t seem interested in her white constituents. When asked by a reporter how she will best represent white people, Rep. Omar retorted that whites are never asked how they will represent non-whites—an absurd claim—and said she hoped the question would never be brought up again.*

Omar is a strong supporter of immigration policies that would allow more people like her into the country. Her campaign platform called for abolishing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), opposed any efforts to secure the border, backed sanctuary cities, and said she would “fight back against the criminalization of immigration and crossing the border.” Of course, Rep. Omar wants citizenship for all illegals in America, as well as green cards for everyone here under Temporary Protected Status. She has stated she wants to hike the number of refugees and asylum seekers to be admitted. She's not just the camel's nose under the tent, she's a cancer being fed by the media.

Perhaps Ms Omar should be more grateful for what America has blessed her with and thankful she's not still living in Mogadishu eating dirt and being raped by gun toting savages.....

* Excerpts from Robert Hampton, American Renaissance by permission.

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A Good Monday Morning

Time is Running Out Y'all: Get In Your Reservations For That Romantic Valentines Dinner at The Waffle House

You once-a-year Don Juans out there don’t forget that Waffle House is currently taking reservations for your Valentine’s Day dinner. I Shit You Not! “Hundreds of Waffle Houses across the country are now taking reservations for a romantic dinner with your main squeeze, complete with white tablecloths, candlelight and a special menu.”

What could possibly be more elegant and romantic than dinner at Waffle House I ask you? I mean that’s like at least a Two maybe, Three Michelin Star dining experience sure to impress even the most discerning of semi-sober Valentines. And although it’s not mentioned, chances are you’ll get a free show along with your fine dining experience. It might be a man falling through the ceiling, an armed robbery attempt, unruly teens being arrested by police, a customer being decorated like a cheeseburger, an employees brawling! All of these things have occurred at Waffle Houses across the country in the last couple years. Who knows what you’ll get to see?

And hey,  if you’re looking to adopt, you might even find an abandoned infant like this one! But if you’re really lucky maybe the lovely Myeisha might be out on bail that night, wander in naked and treat you and your special Valentine to a crack-induced lap dance!  

Like you, I had no idea this is the 12th year Waffle House has offered the magical event. You can a check a full list for a location near you. Viva la Romance! Viva Waffle House! 

(Fortunately, our local Waffle Houses are not Participating.....)


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The Clown Car Just Got a Little More Crowded....

  Lizzy Is All In - Vows Class Warfare
The party of diversity celebrates a rich, white woman running for president! 

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Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

So Simple a Caveman Can Do It: Dem Wants To Impeach Trump Because Virginia Democrats Are Racist

The Hill is reporting that Rep. Al Green (Caveman-Texas) is using the Virginia democratic racism sandals as another in a long line of silly excuses to call for the impeachment of DJT. This is the same Al Green who officially read articles of impeachment against Donald Trump on the floor, citing the president’s irresponsible tweeting as “crimes and misdemeanors.”

"One of President Trump’s sharpest congressional critics on Thursday vowed to force a House vote to impeach citing the race-related scandals facing top Virginia lawmakers. Green said the refusal of both Virginia’s governor, Ralph Northam (D), and the state’s attorney general, Mark Herring (D), to resign after admissions of wearing blackface in the past “is but a symptom of a greater syndrome that currently plagues our country as a result of not acting on President Trump’s bigotry."

"An argument that Governor Ralph Northam and Attorney General Mark Herring should resign will subject us to accusations of political hypocrisy if we refuse to take on a bigoted president."

What Green is saying is that democrats can’t possibly demand that Northam and Herring resign until they impeach Donald Trump. According to him, democrats would be hypocrites they don’t first go after the Republican President who retroactively made them racist. In light of all the over the top crazy crap we have heard from the dems this week, this doesn't sound as crazy at it would have in the past.

(Def-Con)
(Mutha Jones)

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US Rep. Nydia Velazquez "You're right to be afraid of us."

Rep. Nydia Margarita Velázquez Serrano (D-NY) 

Adults threatening teenagers for their politics made its way into the Overton Window weeks ago. Now we have elected officials telling citizens they are “right to be afraid” of them.

I doubt very serious this Velazquez witch (who's in her 13th term) would have responded to Pearson in this manner if she didn't know he had a public presence of some kind. With the kind of vitriol we've been hearing from Hispanic elected officials because of their growing political power and population numbers, along with their not so veiled threats of the coming "Latino Supremacy", threatening verbiage toward a verbose teenager with the last name Pearson, a black teenager at that, isn't something that comes as a surprise to me at all.

Just as other democrats have done in the past, the growing Hispanic groups of elected officials will see the 'gimme somethin' liberal blacks the same, just whiny minorities and not allies, but just useful idiots good for a vote. Power to The Correct People.......

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