Post Clown Debate Observations For Those Smart Enough Not To Have Watched.

Well, no real surprises tonight, just the 10 bitching about mainly the same crap they have been all my life, with a few recent issues added in. DJT got off light, as most of the issues could have been addressed by other presidents they supported and congressional bodies of which they were seated in the past, but were careful not to let on they themselves were responsible for any of the mess. (lookin' at you Lizzy).  It was basically the economy sucks, the rich are too rich and of course the occasional Trump is a Dick. But not once did anyone mention front runner Joe.

Senator Lizzy was placed front and center as obvious front runner of this group of dwarfs. My one question of the night would have been "does this woman own any clothes?" My Gawd lady, how many times do we have to see you in that same purple jacket?????

Moving on, the pregame show featured a head scratching performance by a giddy Nicole Wallace who sounded like a liquored up 16 year-old just before a rock concert. Brian Williams was...well Brian Williams without the tall stories of mythical heroism.

As the main event started Senator Lizzy's meds had obviously kicked in and the usual shakes as she rattled on were evident.  The highlights of Lizzy's night; corporations are just bad - Free college for everybody. She went into detail bashing the very healthcare system she and her comrades voted for and ceremoniously rammed down our throats. She seems to have a real mental block concerning the realization Health Ins. co. have to make a profit to stay in business. DUH! She also wants you to pay for Tameka's abortion so she can use her money to lease a new Toyota.  Lizzy somehow doesn't get it that gun violence isn't a public health problem, it's a cultural problem. But that can't said in public, but everyone of these political scam artist know it.  By closing statements, Lizzy's meds had wore off and looked like she needed a beer.  But in the end, she made it perfectly clear, she's gonna fight for all you little people you!

Beto, more reserved than usual (possibly because they wouldn't let him  stand on his podium) sporadically broke out into Spanish, speaking to to all the future border jumpers - was for raising the corporate tax rate to punish employers - called for a democrat rewrite of all existing immigration laws in their own image, and like all the candidates, gave rigmarole answers to hide the true intentions - unfettered immigration via porous borders. They ain't foolin' nobody. Beto also wants to let the traumatized school shooting kids have a say in writing new gun laws. Yo Beto, we don't need you or any other kids input concerning our constitutional rights. Beto's says he's doing it for the children though. What a F**kin' dope!

Senator Amy said "we need more immigrants." What? To sleep in the streets? She also said DJT should not make any moves concerning Iran without asking her and her congressional comrades. And they will say NO!

Senator Spartacus was kind enough to remind us twice he was black, and kept reminding us he lives in a crime ridden neighborhood. That's really no way to talk about the Nations Capital, Cory.  He too broke out into Spanish, but I'm still trying to understand what the word "Toenail" has to do with politics? Spartacus is in favor of....... licensing all guns. NO! You Dope. You license cars, pilots and businesses, NOT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTs!  He also said "the democrats need to get the courts back so they can pass their legislation." Read that quote again.  In the end he assured the people he was the one to beat down that Donald Trump guy.

Julio (or was it really Juan?) is for tax payer funded abortion coverage for Transexuals.....  Wait, What?  And he is also enthusiastically in favor of taxing the hell outta you for a Marshall Plan for the rest of the hemisphere, decriminalize illegal immigration and make it like parking ticket. It's basically MAMA, 'Make America Mexico Again' agenda.

And that brings us to the Honorable Mayor of NYC, who more than once reminded the people in attendance he was the Honorable Mayor of NYC, who wants to take your guns and money and make America like NYC. Nuff ' Said. You're excused. Thanks For Playing the game, Bill.

I must stop for a moment to say, Ricky Maddow looked absolutely fabulous tonight with his black, horn rimmed, look more smarter Rachel Goggles from the past. Good Times, Good Times. And Chuck Toad still, as always, looked like street corner pervert. But as questioners, I admit they were both most excellent. 

I vaguely remember the other candidates yapping (I was in the kitchen lookin' for the corkscrew, which took priority at the time) about the seas rising and green stuff, that we need more corrupt unions as well as giving us all "Free Health Care" (but you can still buy your own if you want to). That my friend sums up the democrats thinking. You tell me, if their grand plan for Free Healthcare is so good, why would I spend my money to pay for different health care myself??? These people truly believe their voters are stupid.

All in all, the real winner was Crazy Joe. Not one person took a shot. They all know they're losers.

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Par For the Course I Guess. They've Accused Him of Everything Else Imaginable Already

Flatulence Goldberg - Clinical Example of Near Fatal TDS

With accusations of Racism and Bigotry of all manner, the Cackling Hens of 'THE VEIW' are no strangers to hyperbole and dramatics when it comes to the man they all at one time wanted to be associated with in public.  Just last week Maude Behar said DJT was on his way to exterminating illegal immigrants. Then today, during a discussion of Iran, and actually siding with them for shooting down one of our drones in international air space, Flatulence Goldberg and Behar both laughed at the ironically named, always dour co-host Sunny Hostin for saying she didn’t think it was appropriate for them to cheer on the Iranian president for calling our president mentally ill. Then the Chicken Express really went off the rails.

Boobs McCain jumped in to condemn Iran for it’s wicked fundamentalist regime that persecutes gays and women saying she totally agreed, because when you are a leader of a country where gay people are thrown off roofs, and killing women in the street for wearing tank tops, how dare you judge what we do in our country!  McCain pointed out the obvious in that it's not illegal to be gay in America and that they're not being killed for it.  Whoopi, who has refused to say DJT's name out loud quickly replied:

"Not yet! Not yet! You think this is not, you know, something that's been thrown around? You should read more of the stuff that’s in newspapers so you can see what people are doing! 

What newspapers?? Back off the herb pipe Whoopi. She sounded a lot like like her insane former co-host Rosie O’Donnell, who earlier this week claimed the U.S. had hundreds of thousands of “concentration camps.” Now Goldberg was implying to national audience that gays are going to be rounded up or be exterminated. 

To an audience of Trump hating unemployed gender confused millennials, and uninformed lo-info housewives, this kind of talk is scary stuff.  Most people don't realize, the production of  'The View', and the contracts of the panel at that table are not under the purview of ABC entertainment as you would think, but are actually part of the ABC News Division (Hostin is an ABC News Senior Legal Analyst believe it or not).  So in all reality, these people are an opinion show reflective of ABC news. I have always believed  they let stand this kind of ridicules anti-Trump hyperbole,  uncensored and under the cover of daytime talk, so as to say the things the News Division cannot say otherwise, thus avoiding the caustic media criticism of an all-out war on DJT like is on full view 24/7 on CNN &MSNBC. 

And I'm also beginning to believe it’s a requirement to be able to lie and spread crazy conspiracy theories to even be considered as a host on The View, like substituent co-host, Nicaraguan Piglet Ana Navarro. But I guess when the money is good.....    And when Boobs McCain is at times the most sensible one at the table, the bar is set very low.

(NewsBusters)

(On a Tip from Broadside Betty)

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So You Don't Have To Watch, We Give You a Preview of Tonight's Democrat Debate

Tonight, the Democrat Circus gathers together under the big top for the first time to have a good ol' fashion debate for the people, which we all know is just really gonna degenerate quickly into who can promise the most free stuff  & Trump Bashing Extravaganza. Due to the luck of the draw, Lizzy Warren will be chairing what looks like the kids' table debate. Her deputy in charge of the class when she has to go to the teachers' lounge to shotgun a couple beers will be the psychedelic Warrior himself,  Beto O'Rourke, because he is the only other candidate on stage who has had anything resembling polling numbers at four percent or more for any stretch of time.

Also in this group will be Amy 'the Comb' Klobuchar, Spartacus Booker, Tulsi Gabbard(?), Julio, no that's Juan, no it's Julio, Castro, Jay Inslee(?) Tim Ryan(?), and....oh yeah, that big goofy guy who runs New York City, Bill de Bolsheviki.

Then on Thursday night, it will be all the important people. Plugs Biden, Bernie Sanders, Kamala what's her name and Mayor Pete, all together and yelling at each other or being nice, we just don't know. Also on Thursday's line up will be Chrissy Gigglebrand, Michael Bennet(?), John Hickenlooper, Eric Swalwell, and at this night's kid table will be Oprahs's gurl friend, Marianne 'deep breathe' Williamson and Andy Yang, because apparently the dems had two free tickets to give away and those guys were the 9th caller into the radio station.

Both events begin at 9 PM Eastern and will be aired on MSNBC, NBC, and on Telemundo in Spanish for voters who haven't sneaked across the border yet. The moderators will include Chucky Todd, the lovely Ricky Maddow and José Diaz-Balart Hernandez Mendoza Rodriguez, but Maddow is only doin' the second hour on both nights (cause he's a star), whereas Chuck Todd (am I the only one who thinks he looks like a pervert) is doing the first hour.  So if you decide to watch the circus, let's just say you have time to go out to dinner before you go home to watch the debates. If you like real dumb shit though, that first hour is gonna be your JAM. It's all those fools doing a "debate," where they are only allowed to answer for 60 seconds, with 30 seconds for follow-up questions, so they better have their zingers at the ready!

But just in case you DO watch and your brain begins to turn to mush, we give you our recommends for sweet relief in an alternative mind numb to watch. The schedule for HGTV on those two nights.

9:00 PM: "Property Brothers, Forever Home."
This is the newest incarnation of the "Property Brothers" series, where the two gentlemen who are identical twins who look alike do nice things to people's houses and make them say "shut the front door!" when they see their new shiplap and quartz countertops. OOOOH!

10:00 PM: "House Hunters." You know the drill, it is totally fake. Sometimes the houses they are looking at are not even houses they considered buying. Tomorrow night's episode will be about some rich people from DC who really want a fucking beach house in South Carolina.

Thursday 9:00 PM: "Christina On The Coast."
OK honestly, have not watched this show yet, because the promos drive me up the wall. It's a new show from some chick named Christina Anstead, who was previously known as Christina El Moussa, who did the Flippity Floppity show with Tarek El Moussa, who was previously known as her husband but then they got divorced and she married a guy named "Ant" and this is her new show and the promos are obnoxious.

9:30 PM: "Unspouse My House." On second thought, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. The host, Orlando Soria, is the most flaming gay ever on television in the history of broadcasting, which seemed appropriate to somebody at the network for a show that helps people move on from divorces and break-ups. (Yeah, that's what I was thinkin')

It is especially funny though when he is redoing a house for some black 300 pound former NFL football player or an MMA fighter dude. But I repeat: Guys, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW!! After 30 minutes of this guy swishing around and picking out fabulous drapes, you may well find yourself prancing all around the house in your wife's sunflower flip-fops, coloring your hair pastel green, and singing show tunes like Bette Midler into your hairbrush in front of the dresser mirror. You Have Been warned! 

As for me, I'll tune in once and awhile for y'all,  to see if Joe and Bernie are on the floor wrestling, and to find out what new shit we are all gonna get free. Me, I'm hopen' for free Ice Cream & Lawn Maintenance myself.......

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Racial-Arsonist & Tax Cheats Anchor Network's Democrat State Convention Coverage. Embargo Rest Of Media

MSNBC, the ugly step-sister of the once respected NBC News, somehow landed exclusive broadcast rights to the South Carolina Democratic Party (SCDP) convention this past weekend. It was unprecedented in it has opened the door to future scenarios of a single voice that similarly undercut the trust in both media and politics, if that's somehow possible. And you'd think they'd check the boxes of anchors that didn't negatively reflect how half a nation sees the Democrat party today? Well, they didn't! They obviously don't read DMF!

Joy Reid, tax cheat, bigot and so-called reformed author of notorious homophobic rants, and the tax cheat, semi-lucid Master of Rhetoric & Grand Poobah of American Race Baiting, Right Reverend Al Sharpton, were chosen to broadcast from the largest gathering of those screeching for the 2020 democrat nomination, considered a big-time newsworthy event and valuable face-time for celebrity reporters. But the news media and the media watchers of the media have their panties in wad because the exclusive broadcast rights included an "unprecedented three-hour embargo on footage" that reporters from other news organizations and publications could use. (presumably for edit time because of Joy & Al's combined known stupidity).

Fox, ABC, CBS, CNN (insert laugh track here) and C-SPAN sent a joint letter to the chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party to protest the decision to provide MSNBC with all exclusive rights. The usually reserved and unopinionated C-SPAN was the most vocal, with political editor and host Steve Scully chief criticizer. Imagine that: C-SPAN of all people having to call out a political party to ensure it won't be locked out of other party events. The slope has officially become slippery. A big show it was. For one audience, one biased network. Had Fox News been granted exclusive rights to a Republican convention with 24 candidates running, the protest store would run out of pitchforks and torches. Cries of "State-run Media!" would reverberate from the usual suspects, marinated in references to threats to a free, fair press. I'm sure somehow DJT would be blamed for creating a toxic atmosphere for our exalted Fourth Estate.

As for Reid and Sharpton, they did co-host a little watched MSNBC town hall bitch session together on why were are all a bunch of racist recently. How utterly ironic it is for these two lecturing anyone about racism, and presumably homophobia as well. Let that sink in for a moment. And considering Sharpton was the man in charge of racial issues for Barky Obama, it’s makes you cringe to think back to those eight years with a president willing to take race relations back 50 years by having someone like Sharpton on call to organize and recruit the professional protest mobs.  Reid who has reluctantly "half-admitted" to homophobic rants in blog posts, has yet to pay off her still open $5,000 NY state tax warrant that attracted a good bit of attention last year. The good Rev. whose state and federal tax delinquencies are the stuff of legend, has according to records two open New York tax warrants for nearly $600,000. One judgment, dated May 2009 for $103,156.06. The other, from December 2008 for $492,612.41. Nothing else has to be said that hasn't already been said about him. His reputation proceeds him.

But They Be Representin'!!! One wonders what is going through the skulls of the heads of MSNBC these days.

(The Hill)
(Washington Gadfly)
(David J. Harris)

Well Well, What Do We Have Here??

DJT's latest accuser, E. Jean Carroll(L) with Lisa Bloom(R), who was exposed trying to pay women to come forward and accuse Trump of rape and/or sexual harassment in 2016. 

NEW YORK CITY, NY - FEBRUARY 15: (L-R) E. Jean Carroll, Henry Schleiff and Lisa Bloom attend  Edward Hayes Book Party at McManus Midtown Democratic Association on February 15, 2006 in New York City. (Photo by Scott Rudd/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

This Is One Creepy Woman Who I think Has Outrun Her Medication!

Out-Crazying The Crazy is the Soup of the Day

On the eve of the democrat debates, the Circus Train is approaching maximum velocity, and the Democrats’race to crazy is far from over. The 20+ candidate competition (I've loss count) is now little more than a round-robin to see who can propose the most insane idea, then use that position to accuse the rest of the field of not being a true progressives. Want restriction on abortion, anything at all, well you’re not a "true progressive." Reluctant to support firearm confiscation, same thing. Voice any support for the continued existence of the insurance industry, and you lose, you're no true believer.

Now, if you expect people to pay back student loan contracts they willingly entered into, you’re "on the wrong side of history."

Bernie Sanders “revolutionary proposal” is to punish Wall Street with a crushing $2.0 trillion in new taxes. He intends to use that revenue to forgive every student loan in the country, including all private and graduate school debt, and make all public universities tuition-free.  The problems with this doesn't take an economist to see.

The transaction taxes Bernie supports won’t generate enough to cover expenses. There are already think tanks setting the actual cost of Bernie’s college gambit at well over $3 trillion, and that’s on top of all the other “free shit” he’s promised. Then, there’s the fact that Wall Street will just pass the tax burden on to the consumer. Buying and selling will be more expensive, prices will go up, speculation will go down, and the overall market will be less robust. Wherever it lands in the economic chain, taxation always rests on the back of the end-user. Individuals will bear the burden, not some nameless, faceless, “Wall Street” exec.

And what about all the people who went to college, took out loans, and then worked hard to pay them off. If you did it the way you’re supposed to, Bernie’s plan is the biggest middle finger he could offer.

Like anything that’s given away for “free,” the value of having a college education will decline, and you’ll be the sucker who actually paid for the diploma that everyone else views as a handout. Maybe those of us who put blood, sweat, and tears into repaying student debt, only to see that work considered worthless by Bernie’s ‘revolution’,  should be offered reparations.

(WAPO)          

(Best Of Cain)

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A Good Monday Morning

The Hollywood Gay Community Isn't Buttigiegin' Mayor Pete as Well as Expected

Mayor Pete's star is shining bright and causing a great bit of excitement with the Tinseltown crowd these days. But it seems Hollywood’s top heavy, fabulously dough loaded gay community isn't ready just yet to come forth and drench Mayor Pete with their big donations. Mayor Pete is facing a load of skepticism. And while Hollywood has helped seed the early stages of Buttigieg’s campaign, the biggest donors are skeptical of larger insertions because of Pete's lack of experience and a perceived inability to win in 2020. And many of Hollywood's gays are spreading their money around, contributing to so-called 'gay friendly' politicians who will say anything to get their money with whom they have longtime relationships.

Lesbians and Hollywood's notorious fag hag actresses who were all in politically for 2016 by backing the shrill, booze infused lying head of a crime syndicate, would like to see another women nominated, superseding the opportunity to elect a gay man, preferably someone with PC acceptable amounts of melanin like Kamala what's her name, to take down the dictator Trump. But the first Democrat Debates are on the horizon, and it's a chance for Mayor Pete to take a bow and open up to the skeptics. 

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In a totally unrelated and unnecessary news story, the bloated carcass of a dead whale was reported to have washed up on the private beachfront of the Malibu estate of singer Barbara Streisand. Babs herself reported the whale to Malibu's fabulous PD. After further investigation, it was found the whale to just be a delirious, nude sunbathing Michael Moore. Ms. Streisand ordered Moore, as well as the sand around him, forcefully removed from her beach, but declined to press charges.

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