Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Well Well, Fart Boy Swalwell (D-Cal) Tied to Chinese Spy Lady


Christine Fang built connections with up-and-coming California politicians including Eric Swalwell. The woman at the center of the operation, a Chinese national named Fang Fang or Christine Fang, targeted local politicians in the Bay Area and across the country who had the potential to make it big on the national stage. Even though U.S. officials don’t believe Fang received classified information, the case "was a big deal, because there were some really, really sensitive people that were caught up" in the intel network.

The fact Swalwell sits on something called the 'Intelligence Committee' is an Irony in itself. 


Fart Boy Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Cal) with Chinese Spy Lady


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Monday, December 7, 2020

Here’s Another Thing We’re Supposed to Be Concerned About


Here is just another example of why I despise the media in most all forms. Not just because they are not really Journalist, or they are not reporters, or do no good for the profession of writing. Nay, many have become nothing but propagandist and Righteous Catalogers of Victimizations. They see perils and hate in everything older than themselves by denying context.  Which brings us to one Caitlin Flanagan, Social Critic and Professional Killjoy at the once, long long ago, prestigious Atlantic Magazine.

In what you would expect to read from a little bitch like Brian Stelter,  Flanagan devoted no fewer than 1,500 words to deconstructing that bane on the nation’s conscience: the 1964 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer holiday TV special.

In her piece "Don’t Subject Your Kids to Rudolph" Flanagan calls it “55 minutes of Christmas-crushing despair,” and if you’d rather not read past that, dear reader, we do not blame you one bit. In fact, that’s as much of Flanagan’s piece as we’ll bother quoting at you.

Apparently, the problem with Rudolph is that he encounters all kinds of obstacles,  up to and including almost getting murdered by the Abominable Snow Monster with a giant stalactite,  but Rudolph perseveres and in the end, saves Christmas by using his one special talent that everyone else had thought was a deformity.

We can’t believe we have to remind a highly-trained staff killjoy at a major publication that the entire point of drama is to create a lovable character and then put him through sheer Hell. That way, his victory in the end actually means something,  something meaningful enough to draw out a deep emotional response from the audience.  Yes, even if that gives you a few negative feelz along the way. Especially if that gives you a few negative feelz along the way.

We are forced to presume that a better Christmastime message would be to tell kids who are different not to try so hard because their struggles bother poor Caitlin. Since it’s Christmas time, nobody tell Flanagan what happened to Jesus on the cross. Talk about some serious liberal Christmas-crushing despair, amirite?

Forgive me Lord, for I do so hate these people.......


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A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Your Sunday Open Thread

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Friday, December 4, 2020

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, December 3, 2020

Obama Reminds Us He's Still a Prick


Like I reported to you way back about '16, Barky Obama would remain in DC and remind us he's a Prick.  And no surprise, the 44th president of America is still around and can't stop talking about how he wrote another "book", this time about his years in the "White House," like anyone really cares now.

But at least he's finally going on an apology tour for some of his biggest f*ckups, like that time he forgot to gave Dolly Parton the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Barky made his stunning declaration of guilt on live TV to Stephen Colbert, probably because he's too embarrassed to say it to anyone intelligent

The segment was called "Questions We're Pretty Sure Barack Obama Has Never Been Asked Before." OBAMA: That's was a mistake.....uh... I think I assumed that she had already got one, and...uh....that was incorrect.....I'll...uh.... call Biden.

You hear that, Joe?  President O is going to call you because you're no longer the court jester and going to HEREBY ORDER you to give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Dolly Parton.  You know, in case you were thinking about giving it to "Corvette" or "your dog" or "Hunter Biden."

It makes sense, after all, since Dolly pretty much bought us that nice Moderna COVID-19 vaccine what is coming out,(She didn't even know her donation had even funded that and was thrilled to find out.)

As for Barky's other answers/confessions in his Stephen Colbert segment, he picked "car" as the best Monopoly piece (wrong!) it's the shoe.  "Frosty" as better than "Blizzard". Personally, I’m a root-beer-float-served-roadside-at-an-A&W-stand-on-a-hot-summer-day-in-the-south kind of girl, but I won’t judge you if you like those other inferior ice cream beverages.  "Stephen Colbert's wife" as better than "Stephen Colbert," because she doesn't scream as loud as Stephen in bed; and "toast" as what goes in "toaster" (WRONG), as Colbert pointed out, BREAD goes in toaster, toast comes OUT. Idiot. 

NOW APOLOGIZE FOR DOING WIRE TAPPS TO DJT.
FOR PUTTING KIDS IN CAGES.
AND FOR THE TAN SUIT.
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF WE DIDN'T THINK OF YET.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

LA Boutique Owner Skewers California Progressive Hypocrites with Savage Window Display

RS -Fraser Ross, owner of trendy Los Angeles boutique Kitson L.A., had at least $400,000 in damages to his stores during the weeks of rioting and looting loosely disguised as Black Lives Matter protests back in May and June, and he, like countless other retailers in California, has been severely affected by the state’s strict coronavirus lockdowns. Using the platform he has – huge shop windows on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles, and social media – he’s calling out the Hypocrites of 2020 and ironically naming people like California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Hunter Biden the “People of the Year.”

Here's a Just Sample:

What would a list of Hypocrites of 2020 be without Alyssa Milano: 
Milano’s window highlighted her hypocrisy in calling 911 to report a “man with a gun” in her backyard, who turned out to be a neighbor shooting squirrels with a BB gun, while at the same time advocating to #DefundThe Police.

Milano’s window also featured a stuffed squirrel.





Then there's Gov. Hair Gel, Gavin Newsom, hollywood's favorite authoritarian asshole who could have been called out on numerous hypocritical acts, with the caption, “I demand a better table at the French Laundry Restaurant and I want to be seated inside with my 22 friends!”

And if you’ve ever wanted a French Laundry cookbook, Kitson LA sells them!






And the list also includes singer John Legend's Pet Hog, Chrissy Teigen, with the caption, “I will pay $100k to help rioters and criminals get out of jail!” and a “I ♥ Goya” tattoo on her arm.

Naturally, a few cans of Goya beans are featured in her window.


On Tuesday the store also unveiled their “People of the Year,” window as “voted on by a jury of their peers.” You can see the whole list HERE

Considering the availability of nominees, I'm sure Mr. Ross probably wished he had more window space 

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Schumer Blames Buzzy's Expiration Date and Cal's Pecker for Him Not Rising to Majority Leader


Having become the United States Senate's most famous Drama Queen and leader of the Caucus of Snakes and Rats, Chuck Schumer channeled his inner-most Hillary Clinton by lashing out at about his dashed hopes of ascension to the HMFIC of the Senate.  He blamed both failed Senate candidate Cal Cunningham and the late Buzzy Ginsburg for the Democratic Party’s inability to secure a Senate majority.

During a recent call with donors, Schumer, in his usual Shakespeare of Doom style lamented that Cunningham’s extramarital affair cost Schumer because he “couldn’t keep his zipper up” and got entangled in an adulterous sexting scandal. He also threw down the idea Buzzy checking out untimely spoiled his plans to become the democrat carnival barker.  He pinpointed Ginsburg’s death as a reason that Susan Collins (R-ME) was able reframe the debate about replacing Supreme Court justices and hold onto a seat Democrats had hoped to flip.

Now, only a rigged election in Georgia can save Schumer from years more of daily tilting at windmills, and nightly pillow biting. We can only hope for his slow continuing torture. 

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The Rise of Gyno-Fascism

The American left has always been rhetorically opposed to fascism, hysterically so at times, but there has always been a great deal of overlap between Progressivism and fascism.  The fascists a century ago borrowed from the American left.  Over the past century, the American left has returned the favor.  As a result, Progressivism has evolved into a strange hybrid form of fascism.

This does not mean that Progressives will be sporting armbands and khaki outfits anytime soon.  That cartoonish version of fascism that has been a staple of American pop culture for generations is not making a comeback.  Even putting aside the absurd characterizations, early-20th-century fascism was a product of the industrial age and has no place in post-industrial, technological societies.

Instead, what we are seeing in America is a highly feminized, mutant form of fascism that is unconcerned with the practical aspects of governance and instead obsesses over the aesthetic and moral aspects or rule.  The authorities of a century ago wanted to mobilize society to build things and advance their people.  The modern authoritarians demand you wear your mask and respect the differently abled.

This is an important point that cannot be dismissed: The American left is now dominated by the types of females who think taking their husband’s last name is a denial of their identity.  The men involved are either homosexuals or the sorts of male feminists who call their wife their “partner” and let them give the kids one of those ridiculous hyphenated last names.  The American left is dripping in estrogen.

In most of America, the things that one expects from government, like maintaining roads, are being ignored in favor of moral causes. State officials present highly choreographed presentations to let us know how much they care, but can’t be bothered to repair torn-up streets or broken-down schools.  Instead of big public-works projects, gyno-fascism puts all of its energy into making sure everyone feels needed and safe.

The nation’s human-resource departments now manage the culture.

Gyno-fascism is not about defending a physical country, but rather defending an abstract idea, no point other than to inflict endless torment in an effort to gain attention.   Of course, it never ends. The ruling class is now a needy girlfriend with a personality disorder, demanding we drop everything to hear about her day.

The old fascists dismissed liberal democracy, but were willing to participate in the democratic process as a means to establish one-party rule. Democracy was a bus they could ride to power, then get off the bus and rule unopposed.  We see this with the left today.  They give lip service to the democratic process, but in reality, they see it as a means to an end, where they establish one-party rule.

Excerpted from a Post by Z Man

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