Bernie Scores the Coveted Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson Endorsement

Congrats to Bernie Sanders for picking up 3 whole votes courtesy of the highly sought after Marianne Williamson endorsement

— Thomas J. Michie VII (@BDeconstructed) February 24, 2020

Imagine bragging about being endorsed by Bill de Blasio and Marianne Williamson https://t.co/Vzus8fweMW

— Policy Wonk for Beto (@wonk4beto) February 24, 2020

If Marianne Williamson endorsed you, why would you tell anyone? That's the kind of thing you take to the grave.

— Love, Lola (@LoveLolaHeart) February 24, 2020

Super pumped Marianne Williamson just endorsed @berniesanders now we know she will protect him from the negative and dark energy of the 9th dimensional aliens.

— Austin Iuliano #Yanggang #math (@AustinIuliano) February 24, 2020

I Must Apologize To Bernie Sanders

I must humble myself and apologize to Senator Bernie Sanders and the 'Bernie Bros of America' for my spreading of misinformation. I have stated here in previous post that Bernie Sanders, in his long career in Congress dating back to 1990 has never distinguished himself as a member and has only two pieces of legislation he personally sponsored to ever be signed into law. One being a cost of living raise for veterans in 2013, and the other renaming of a Post Office building. I was wrong. It turns out he got a second Post Office renamed.  

WAPO: It's a Lie That the Democrat Race is Between Moderates and Socialists. Let's Face It, They're All a Bunch of Radical Socialists.

The Washington Post editorial board is fed up with all of you deplorables talking about the Democrat primary as some sort of civil war between the far left and centrists and point out that the entire field is chock full of socialists. They say "centrists" and "the left."  But "the left" is just a polite euphemism for radical socialists. IT HAS become an unchecked assumption about the Democratic presidential race:

"The candidates are fighting an ideological war between "left" and "center." This narrative is false, and it is hardly benign. It minimizes the bold policy ambitions of those in the mislabeled "centrist" lane and falsely characterizes those on the left flank as braver or more committed to reform.

Then there are the policy moves that practically all Democrats agree on: giving legal safe harbor to the young immigrants known as "dreamers"; reviving and expanding President Barack Obama's climate regulations; reengaging with Iran; raising the minimum wage; keeping abortion legal; cracking down on guns. They want maximum government control in achieving their goals...

In fact, every major Democratic candidate is running on an agenda to the left of Mr. Obama's."

The Washington Post will renounce this op-ed and claim it didn't mean what it plainly means when it becomes inconvenient in the general election, and they pivot to claiming the candidate they've admitted is a radical socialist is now a "centrist moderate." But for now, they've admitted it.

This morning, James Carville once again offered his own warnings about Bernie Sanders.  On today's 'Covfefe with Squinty & Meat Puppet', Carville spoke in literally apocalyptic terms, warning that the Democrat Party is that if Democrats nominate another Jeremy Corbyn [i.e., Bernie Sanders], it's going to be the "end of days."

 

[TownHall]

[Ace HQ]

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A Dark Cloud of Realization Begins To Descend on Democrats

 

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Creepy Ol' Lady From NY Threatens To Be Your President

Reeking of Moth Balls and Cheap Scotch, She Reminds Us She's Still Around

The Democrats have launched their impeachment inquiry circus for which there is no evidence and are now stuck in a position where they either have to impeach DJT for no particular reason, or admit that they tried to impeach him for no particular reason. Over at the party nomination sideshow area there is a bunch of totalitarian socialist carnival barkers yelling 'vote for me, because Trump!'

Meanwhile, there's a crazy lady in NY who has been called the Inevitable One in two, alas, failed presidential attempts. She has been referred to as the best prepared person ever to run for president. Recently she's popped out of obscurity and is suddenly everywhere. She’s been spotted at an art show in Italy sitting behind a mock Resolute Desk in a replica of the Oval Office pretending to be president while reading her infamous private server e-mails. I honestly can’t think of a sadder spectacle.  She’s been on all the low-rated liberal cable news channels, and made the daytime va-jay jay talk show circuit with her ugly kid Charlie Chelsea, all while reminding us of someone who got stood up for the prom and is still wearing her prom dress 30 years later.

But right now there are bookies actually putting money down she will run again. There are Democrats speaking of her candidacy in hushed tones. Her lecher of a husband who has been living in a feminist-imposed exile, is whispering in her ear and dreaming of his reemergence from under his bed in Chappaqua. She has been booking appearances on television and calling President Trump an “illegitimate president.” 

I say Hillary is doing more than mulling over her next run for the presidency. I think she readying herself for the call.  The call that will come when the dem's collapse is enviable. I think she's already planning her next bumper sticker.

[Def-Con]

[Institute for Regressive Policy]

[GBA]

What Do You Call a Bridge With Drooping Nuts

When you do something really bizarre to get attention, it doesn’t really help your cause. It spreads a message alright, just not the one you intended.

* How To Save The Planet: During Brexit Debate, Climate Activists Glue Themselves To Parliament. Naked. 

* Left-Winger Fights Brexit By Stripping Naked On Live TV & Challenging Politician To Nude Debate. 

* In An Effort To Force Congress To Save The Earth, Radicals Superglue Themselves To Walls In Washington. Yeah — That’ll Do It.

Your message to most people is “We are all suffering from mental illness. Please, dear Lord, somebody help us.”

Any activism that involves glue or orifices to the south of the mouth is a FAIL (but congrats to Parliament’s anti-Brexiters for managing to combine the two — touché). In Houston, this week’s radicals did manage to avoid adhesive and genitals, but there was still something dangling: Their whole bodies.  Those convinced the best way to sell the world on saving itself from itself was to hang themselves from a bridge — because that’s the oldest trick in the book when it comes to winning an argument.

Ahead of the Houston's impending democrat presidential primary debate, about a dozen activists suspended themselves from the Fred Hartman Bridge in order to fight the use of fossil fuels. In order to make their point, they held yellow and red flags. Maybe they should’ve gone with yellow and blue — those two colors make green. Or…what’s the official flag for insanity?

Anyway, check it out in the video. And though they aren’t nude, enjoy the drooping nuts.....

Interesting choice to hang from a bridge: If the most extreme among us were to get their way, it wouldn’t be needed. People would cross the waters in row boats.

[Redstate]

[Houston Chronicle]

[VGBA]

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When you can't win an election with votes, an argument with logic, or legislation without a judge's opinion, you sound a lot like this.....

Democrat mouthpieces like Maude Behar have already begun laying out their preliminary excuses for failing to win in 2020. When leftist make statements you always have to look at the qualifiers they use. In this case the qualifier is "legitimately." Unfortunately it's rarely used by leftists so it's meaning is unclear. The only thing I can say for sure about the meaning here is that it has nothing to do with the definition in the dictionary.

Behar knows that Trump is going to win so she is already trying to cast doubt on the process, the exact thing that was shown that the Russians were trying to do. She is their accomplice.

If you scream insults loud and often enough some moonbat who watches steaming pile of offal like The View might actually believe what Behar is selling, and they might be distracted from the facts that the dems are experts at election rigging..

The Great Noble Lie of the 21 Century -- Hillary had all the fame (Hollywood), fortune (Wall Street), power (DC), and Media, including a billion dollar war chest and yet, somehow, someway, a handful of Russian Facebook ads flipped it.

[NewBusters]
[VGBA]

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Squinty Scarborough: Biden Will Be Road-Kill On Way To Dem Party Nomination

On today's Squinty & Meat Puppet in the Morning, Squinty Joe didn't just pour ice water on Joe Biden's campaign, he and his guest unleashed a veritable Niagara falls of negativity about Uncle Joe's presidential prospects. Joe Scarborough led off with this stunning assertion:

"....almost every Democrat I have spoken with is concerned that this is going to end badly for Joe Biden, and that he should not get into the race."

(NewsBusters)

The Crazy Train Just Keeps Picking Up Speed

More and more polls are showing the American people are not fond of impeachment and coming to the conclusion that the President was indeed the victim of political persecution. With the Democrat Klown Kar jamming more and more corpses into it almost on a daily basis, the other thing besides demonizing Trump and America as founded, is the pimping of more free shit to the Free Shit Army is what amounts to a Constitutional Demolition Derby.

Never Ever Trust a Politician Who Wears 
Socks With Sandals

You were warned the other day 37-year-old kid mayor Buttgig is going pedal to the metal for you heathens to bake that cake, but now Kamala Harris is promising some sort of second amendment destroying edict in her first 100 days (G-d forbid) as president. Then we have Bernardo Sandersnista who wants to give the vote to convicted felons, including convicted terrorists like the Boston Marathon Bomber. If you have to scrounge for votes in prisons, what does that say about your confidence in how many supporters you have among the citizenry (hence, open borders)?

And not that he has a snowball's chance in hell, but potential candidate comrade De Blasio wants to make the stone age great again in New York by banning glass and steel skyscrapers. Yet when confronted by his hypocrisy of taking a motorcade of SUVs with him to the gym every day, he states that his deserved luxury would be offset by making whoever the hell would remain on Pliskin's Island shiver and starve in the cold and dark. There's a scene towards the end of Woody Allen's Bananas where the rebel leader now installed as president of San Marcos gets a glassy look in his eye and starts rattling off new laws like "all citizens must now wear their underwear on the outside."

Compared to De Bolshevik, I think he'd be preferable. - J.J. Sefton

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Democrats Intent On Destroying Themselves over the Official Mueller Probe Report

The longer the Democrats obsess over the Mueller report and the possibility of obstruction, the bigger hole they dig for themselves. The reason is simple. The average American -- what Groucho Marx used to call the Barber in Peru (Indiana) -- not the army of Beltway lawyers, will scratch his/her head about why someone should be charged with obstructing justice for a crime he did not commit and did not even occur (i. e. collusion with Russia).

Yes, they understand there are legal niceties, but the bottom line remains. And those same middle American "Peruvians" realize -- how could they not -- that Donald Trump was under unprecedented assault from the media and Democrats from well before he first sat down behind the desk in the Oval Office. They further are completely familiar with Trump's personality, his thin skin, his outspokenness, and are able to see him as a man responding emotionally -- sometimes to his own detriment -- to those almost entirely unjustified accusations. Most people will sympathize or at minimum be able to understand this as a defensible human reaction rather than obstruction of justice in a legal sense.

This is why House Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler and his cohorts are acting essentially as unpaid press agents for the president by keeping the Russia probe front and center and consequently paying less attention to issues that actually affect people's lives. - Roger Simon

Buttimania Is All The Rage

Now that Beto O'Rourke has been exposed as the buffoonish imbecile that we always suspected he was from the beginning, the media have scrambled to help find a new standard-bearer for Democrats, and have settled as the flavor-of-the-day, Pete Buttigieg. Since so many in the media seem to be gay these days, Mayor Pete has become that new shiny thing that, unlike caustic loudmouths Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren and commie curmudgeon Bernie Sanders, is like an adorable little pet. Kinda like a gerbil.

Buttigieg has been the subject of multiple glowing media stories over the last several weeks even though he has little political experience at anything other than overseeing the filling of potholes and is the hip midwestern millennial with the cute hubby that liberal media types are swooning over.  He has now joined the pack in rear ending our democracy,  spewing the party line by taken up the rallying cry to disenfranchise tens of millions of Americans, including those in his home state, by eliminating the Electoral College and allowing the coastal elitist and urban pavement dwellers to steal the democratic process away from ordinary citizens. Democrats seem more willing than ever to gut the Constitution if that is what it takes to regain the presidency and secure their place as our permanent overlords.

But some in the media are reluctant to play dutch rudder with Mayor Pete, seeing the hierarchy of victimhood is a complicated and often a conflicted issue for Democrats, given all the factors contributing to their precious identity & gender politics. As an openly gay man, Buttigieg’s candidacy is getting more traction that you might expect for a politician with such a limited resume, and that doesn’t appear to be sitting well with progressive women, who’ve been hammering away at their own perceived glass ceiling. Candidates like the Wicked Witch of the North, Amy Klobuchar, Bubble Brain Gillibrand, even fire spitting Kamala Harris with her very big rollout, haven't been getting as much attention at Buttigieg.

In today’s gender-fluid era, gender, race and sexual orientation just skim the surface of possible distinctions. Does the color of one’s skin trump being a woman, and does being gay rank higher or lower? Is it possible that a married gay white man from South Bend, Indiana is less threatening to some of the voters than a woman or a woman of color women? We'll see. The media is sure to let us know.....

(BPR)
(NewsBusters)
(WAPO)

John Kerry Doesn't Rule Out Joining the Dem's 2020 Circus

John Heinz-Kerry Tearfully Accepting the King’s Crown from The International Douchebag Society - 2014

In an interview Sunday with CBS Face The Nation Hostess, the lovely Margaret Brennan, the venerable Duke of Heinz -Earl of Ketchup - former Secretary of State John F. Kerry, refused to rule out a run for the White House in 2020, saying "talking about it now is just a distraction." In political speak he means if Dems can't win in the midterms, who'd want to be active in a party of a bunch of pathetic out-of-touch losers. Best known as husband of Teresa Heinz Kerry, the former senator and failed presidential candidate writes in his new book about John F. Kerry that "our nation is stronger when citizens stand up and decide that the way things are isn't the way things have to be." Like most democrats with acute TDS, he too fails to understand THAT'S WHAT THE LAST ELECTION WAS ALL ABOUT!

A multiple Purple Heart recipient now in private life where no one pays him any attention but his dogs, John F. Kerry laments on regrets about his miserable 2004 failed bid for the White House, including the choice of the lying lecherous pretty boy John Edwards as his running mate. John F. Kerry now sips chardonnay as he watches most of his political legacy, mainly the fraud of an Iran nuclear deal, the ridiculous climate change accord as well as the crown jewel of his foreign policy efforts, the Non-Aggression Pact with Canada, all being regulated to the dumpster of historical blunders by DJT.

And seeing John F. Kerry decided to use his high position to stir up some shit by personal calling out DMF's News Division 'Middle Finger News Service' at an International Awards Ceremony for our critical, but fair, coverage of his incompetent exploits as Barky's SOS, John F.Kerry made himself of one our favorite kick balls, giving us beaucoup amounts of material. 

But, in the name of healing the country and (to cultural appropriate a saying) bury the hatch so to speak, we at DMF/ MFNS wholeheartedly encourage John F. Kerry to seriously consider joining the Democrat Circus for 2020. You have so much to contribute. The Democrats need you Mr. Kerry.

(Sunday Morning) 
(The Musty Archive Vault of MFNS)
 

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More Great News For DJT

Poll of Registered Voters Signals Top

 Dem Candidates for 2020

A Harvard CAPS/Harris’s June poll of registered Democrat voters on their preference of candidates for 2020 is sure to have President Donald Trump smiling, and doesn't do much for the image of the party that claims to be all about diversity and stuff.  

Here's the voters list of their favorites in reverse order:

Coming in at # 4 is Senator Lizzy Warren, aka Princess Spreading Bull. Age 69. Public servant, former alleged Indian college professor. Favorite of  lily-white elitist northeast liberal Democrats who consider themselves experts on knowing how other people should run their lives. Known to be delusional and ethnically challenged. A shrill voiced enthusiastic advocate for most all left-wing causes. Obviously hasn't received the memo from the progressive wing of the party that old white people are the enemy, or from The New England Historic Genealogical Society. Told CNN earlier this year, “I am not running for president in 2020.” Praying for a "Draft Lizzy Campaign"

At # 3 on the list is Senator Curmudgeon, Bernie Sanders. Aged 76. Sounds like a commie, pretends to be a socialist. Anti-Deodorant Choice Activist and Orgasm Proponent. Failed Presidential candidate. Ran afoul of the Clinton Political Machine but somehow got away with his life. Could have been Champ, but wound up a loser. Leached off the public sector entire life, now a millionaire and real estate investor. Greatest life achievement -  getting tens of thousands of millennials to send him $20.
Viva La Revolution!

At #2 is her majesty herself, former First Lady Hillary Clinton. Aged 70. Ever increasing angry left leaning political philosophy. Rose from the gutter to make history as the First women to lose a presidential contest. Head of The Clinton Crime Family Foundation, expert grifter, enabler of a sexual deviant husband, grandmother and walking postmenopausal health disaster. Known for her poise under enemy gunfire, as well as ability to bore to the entire English speaking world with her "It's everybody's fault but mine I lost" book tour. Well known for her shrill speaking style that has been known to give some attendees severe intestinal distress and/or headaches. Mother of one daughter, rumored to have been fathered by Howdy-Doody. 

 And The Voters Top Choice:

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Aged 75. 
Favored by 32 percent of respondents. Comedian, former Court Jester of the Obama White House. Rumored to believe that he actual thought he was Vice President. 

Served in the US Senate where he was most known as the guy who rode the train to Delaware all the time and has a train station named after him. Politics are centrist/left leaning. Deep Thinker, tenacious debater, a man of the people, foreign policy expert, fearless warrior, and a great administration spokesman. Run Joe, Run!

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FLYING PIG ALERT: Fact-Checking Site Confirms CNN Actually Aired a Totally Truthful Report

It's not surprising that the left leaning fact checkers 'PolitiFact' would rule that a CNN host words were "True." But it was surprising that Fareed Zakaria's "True" statement was "Yes, the Democratic Party is at nearly its weakest point in a century." So why is that a surprise? Because our media has this amazing tendency to spend all its political-pundit time gleefully discussing the terrible shape the Republican Party is in. 

Zakaria proclaimed on his opening commentary:

"Over the last decade the center left has been destroyed electorally across the West. Unless Democrats face up to this reality and devise a strategy to reverse this tidal wave of defeat, they might find themselves surprised one more time this November. When you tally up their representation in Congress, state legislatures and governorships, the Democrats almost have their lowest representation in about 100 years."

PolitiFact's John Kruzel cited the Real Clear Politics index:

"Under the RCP index, we found only three historical instances where Democrats held a weaker position, relative to Republicans, than they did following the 2016 election: in 1920, 1926 and 1928."

What Fareed Zakaria fails to admit is that center-left politics are in decline not only in the United States, but across the Western world. Democrats have no one but themselves to blame. 8 years of destruction of the American middle class with weak leaders, phony Hope and Change, identity politics, racial division, destruction of a culture and borders being overrun by the third world have alienated larger swaths of the electorate then they realize. Listening to blithering idiots making speeches and a media no one any longer trust to tell them the truth cannot overcome the democrats problems. Only remaking the demographics of the country can do that. And we're on to that too......

[538.com]
[NewsBusters]

Rudy Triggers the Lefties for Picking on the Mentally Deficient

Joe Biden Tells a Disposable Enema Manufacturers Convention How on a Trip To Chile the 
Secret Service  Super-Glued His Finger Together So No One Could Obtain His Fingerprints

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani continues to be a lightning rod as a part of President Trump’s legal team. Rudy will be Rudy, and little has changed since he was nearly universally beloved as “America’s mayor” for his leadership of the Big Apple in the aftermath of the 9/11. He’s always shot off his mouth, but now that he has signed on with DJT, he has become one of the most despised figures in the country. You have to take the good with the bad, like bragging about the hot lil' southern MILF he's shtupping. (but at his age if you can still shtup anyone you should be able brag about it) There are also moments of brilliance when he unleashes comments that rattle the cages of liberals and get them into an ass-gnawing fury. 

Like Friday when Rudy dared to insult curmudgeon Joe Biden, who he referred to as a ‘mentally deficient idiot’ and too old to run for president. That one had to hurt, even to the point of riling up one of the Cackling Hens of 'The View', and some on the left haven't been so upset since Giuliani suggested that Stormy What's Her Name was a disreputable whore with no credibility. To the deranged mouth-breathers on the left, hearing the truth is like dousing a vampire with holy water. But let’s face it; anyone who has regularly read these pages knows we have well documented Joe Biden IS A Moron.

"Giuliani isn’t just taking the fight to special counsel Robert Mueller — he’s also dressing down Democrats considering taking on Donald Trump in 2020, including Joe Biden. The former New York mayor called the ex-vice president “a moron” in an interview with HuffingtonPost on Friday, and the name-calling didn’t stop there.

“Claiming that Biden finished last in his law school class at Syracuse University and had been unable to understand issues Giuliani tried to discuss with him when he was a federal prosecutor and Biden was a Delaware senator. “I’m calling Joe Biden a mentally deficient idiot.”

I truly hope he does run for president in 2020. Not only is he unelectable, a Biden presidential campaign will be the funniest thing any of us have experienced in a long time, and I would look forward to some real comic relief in politics for a change.

Unable to qualify to be a Wal-mart Greeter, Joe Biden aimlessly wanders supermarket 
parking lots taking selfies with unsuspecting local residents. 

Thank You Gerard VanderLeun @ American Digest for the Linkage! 

[Politico]
[Downtrend]
[Middle Finger News Service]

The Democratic National Committee Turns To Hollywood for Help in Messaging for 2018/2020. No Really.

"We’re a messaging strike force" - Mathew Littman, former Joe Biden speechwriter 

Because Killing Babies and Taking Away Constitutional Rights
Isn’t Enough of a Winning Message. 

While DJT is in Singapore negotiating World Peace, Hollywood Liberals trying desperately to remain relevant are yelling F*ck Trump on national television. They can't seem to do the math.....but messaging is their business. What could go wrong?

Politico:

"The Democratic National Committee and members of Congress are turning to Hollywood for help with voter turnout and messaging ahead of the midterm elections and 2020 presidential campaign, quietly consulting with a group of actors, writers and producers here."

"DNC Chairman Tom Perez, several House members and other top elected officials have already met with the group, formed by members of the entertainment industry in the wake of the 2016 election, that participants liken to a TV writers’ room, complete with producers of such programs as “Veep.” 

"The existence of the group and details of the meetings have not been previously reported. The group has discussed targeted voter-registration programs with visiting Democrats, as well as the party’s framing of issues ranging from abortion rights to gun control. In one recent meeting, a Midwestern senator sought advice about how to discuss gun control with conservative-leaning voters in his or her state, multiple participants said........"

"One of our strengths is an incredibly creative community that knows how to message and knows how to reach people and can come up with hopefully some kind of messaging for the DNC and others that can help going forward,” said Craig Zisk, a director and producer involved in the group. “We do it for movie posters, we do it for TV Guide slug-lines, and we want to be able to do that for the DNC."

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The vast majority of movies and TV shows are mediocre or flops, but by all means enlist those “creative” people responsible for so much failure to mold the Democratic Party message. That the DNC really thinks anyone or anything in Hollywood will be helpful in delivering votes just shows how elitist and out of touch they are. America has begun rejecting the celebrity echo chamber novice political opinion, and if democrats are hanging their hopes on Hollywood delivering voters with flowery worded posters and thinly veiled TV propaganda, they will continue their slide into chaotic irrelevancy. Carry On!

* Thank You MJA for the Linkage! *