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Monday, June 6, 2022
46* Snubs D-Day Commemoration 2nd Year in a Row
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
I'd Say It's Better To Be MAGA King Than a Potato
Sunday, April 17, 2022
Friday, March 25, 2022
Thursday, March 10, 2022
I'm Feeling Mischievous Today
Attention: All media Outlets
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 10, 2022
Subject: New Media Narrative Notice -
Moving forward, results of ALL BIDEN administration's bad decisions, weakness and incompetence shall be blamed on Vladimir Putin.
That is all.......
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Your Official Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread
With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message.
We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.
And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.
But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.
But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.
Thursday, January 20, 2022
Squinty Scarborough: Give Biden 2 Hours and He'll Be Talking About 7-11 Stores. 🤣🤣🤣
Clean Up on Aisle 46
They [Obama-Biden] sent the wrong signals in 2014. They're sending the wrong signals now....."
Thursday, November 18, 2021
Throwback Thursday: Replace Joe Biden??
"No, I don't think Biden should be replaced! Preezy Obama and Joe Biden have done a great job with the economy. Hell, back in 2007 even a King didn't have the luxury of a Vodka and Red Bull mix."
Belinda Twittel - Wal-mart Cashier
"Yes! It's about time we have a woman of Hillary's caliber in high power in this country. After all, she's single handedly brought peace to the Middle East! Suck on that Condie Rice!"
Shelia Lovett Bigg - Public School Educator
"Means nothing to Faruk! All America is but imperialist infidel running dog jackals that will ultimately feel the sting of Allah's wrath .....Praise Be to Allah!"
Faruk Al Squworme - Taxi Driver
"You axing Laquita? I don't know how to vote.... but if I did I'd sure nuff vote for Barack cause all the free sh*t he gets me and my babies wiff my EBT card!.... know what I'm sayin....free cell phones and rolling papers for Dontrell. Barack gets my 16 year old free sh*t for her two babies too!"
Laquita Jones - Homemaker
"Get off my sidewalk you #%*+&@+ hate filled rightwing fascist!"
Holota Wadsworth - Women's Reproductive Health Center Director
"Yeah. Hillary is a great Idea. Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should have picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics. It might be good for Obama seeing that the people voting in the next election are going to be angry, intolerant white people. You would have to be a fool to miss a chance to vote for a beautiful smart lady like Hillary?"
Pat - Famous Daily Kos Basement Blogger
"Hillary for Biden? I think it's a great idea! And I really like the idea of a do-over election thing because I totally blew my first vote on Stephen Colbert last time. I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress so I can benefit from all the free money I get from my trust fund."
Lance Farnsworth III - Occupy Wall Street Organizer
"Get out of my way you little worm.....
I said get out of my face! I'm gonna..."
Some Angry White Guy
Monday, October 11, 2021
Have We Ever Witnessed a More Incompetent and Out of Touch Bunch Than Biden's Appointees? Chapter 5
Hi @SecretaryPete
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) October 11, 2021
I know you probably thought being Secy of Transportation would be a pretty sleepy gig. But we've got a supply chain crisis, overwhelmed ports, a trucker shortage, airline workers walking out over the vax mandate, & sky-high gas prices.
Thoughts?
We'll do some roundtables to bring an all-inclusiveness to the issues raised. /s
— Dale_Atkins (@datkins129) October 11, 2021
maybe we should attach some pronouns to these issues and he'll pay attention to them.
— Dave McCulloch 🇺🇸 (@dtmcculloch) October 11, 2021
He liked playing with boats in the bathtub when he was a kid. So I'm confident he has the experience to deal with this crisis.
— Noah VA (@NVanArk) October 11, 2021
Let’s go Brandon!!
— bk (@bkou_1) October 11, 2021
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Finally Something We Can Agree On With Joe Biden
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Biden's Latest Performative Act for Media Consumption
Guess I'm going to have to fire one of my house staff to get under a 100. Damn, he was such a good bartender too.
— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) September 9, 2021
Tuesday, August 31, 2021
Rarely has one image more perfectly captured the moment — and totality — of a man’s presidency.
Befuddled by time, disoriented by a riot of terrible decisions, and confused by the demand for answers......In an earlier time, the press would have hidden such a demoralizing picture........but there was no hiding this picture. And it was punctuated by what is perhaps an even worse picture. - Charles Hurt
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
DOD Desperate Attempt at Good PR 🤪
"Afghan civilians board @usairforce C-17 Globemasters at Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan."
Thursday, August 5, 2021
Throwback Thursday: THE LOST TOME OF JOE BIDEN
Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26
Recently, in the wee hours of the night, someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the unedited manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.
Tuesday, August 3, 2021
Biden Proposes Millions to Pay Legal Fees of Illegal Aliens
In a White House Fact Sheet titled "The Biden Administration Blueprint for a Fair, Orderly and Humane Immigration System" it states:
"The United States can have an orderly, secure, and well-managed border while treating people fairly and humanely."
The $15 million in funding would only be enough to cover several thousand people, according to a study from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank. Immigration lawyers charge between $150 and $300 per hour. Over the past four months alone, 190,000 people illegally came across the southern border with a family member, and another 64,000 unaccompanied children arrived in America.
The cost to the federal government of providing lawyers for those 250,000 family members and adults, at the $2,000 rate, would be approximately $500 million.
Thursday, July 29, 2021
Why Democrats Embrace Suicide Missions
Democrats appear to be on a[nother] suicide mission, determined to pass trillions in new spending and embracing an undependable electric truckload of far-left positions on issues despite warnings that this will surely cost them control of Congress. One might expect Democrats to be more careful considering the shellacking that's been laid on them in response to similarly aggressive pursuits of left-wing legislation in recent past midterms. Given consequential historic defeat and loss of congressional seats during the Clinton and Obama Administrations, why would Dems risk their narrow majorities with a far more robust cornucopia of extreme leftist policies now??
Friday, June 18, 2021
He Saw Biden in All of His Glory and His Loins Quivered
Saturday, June 12, 2021
EARL FIXED IT FOR THEM. 🤣🤣
TIME cover blasted for over-the-top attempt to make Biden ‘look cool’ ahead of Putin meeting.
Earl Fixed It For Them.......