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Friday, October 30, 2015

What Will You Do With Your Extra Hour This Weekend?


Joe Biden's list of possible things to do with his extra hour this weekend:

* Put on a Mr. Peabody mask and pretend he's going back in time
*  Listen to Frédéric Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” 60 times.
* Try, again and again, to reset the clock on the VCR.
* Squeeze out and set aside one-inch lengths of toothpaste to save time in the coming weeks.
* Alphabetize the names of all of Bill Cosby’s victims.
* Restring all the Yo-Yo's in in his desk drawer. 
* Make love to his wife, then take a nap for the other 58 minutes.