Showing posts with label Michelle O. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michelle O. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Toy Company Introduces the Michelle Obama Doll



It seem they captured the very essence of the First Lady, save they missed 
the buffed arms that are always pointed out by her admirers

Friday, February 21, 2014

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Moochelle Spotted in the Big Apple

The First Lady takes in the sites of downtown NY
Just as Washington is going into a deep freeze, the president jets off to sunny Palm Springs for a boys weekend to play some golf and have a meeting of the Kings. And no doubt, rake in some under-the-table cash for the  democrat mid-term election bids while he's there. 
The First Lady, having celebrated Valentine Day earlier this week, was spotted in New York where she will appear Monday night as one of the first guest on the new 'Tonight Show with Jimmy Kibble', or what ever his name is.  

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Queeen of All America Return Expected

After 3 weeks on vacation in Hawaii, including ten days without the other Royal Family members, The Queeen is expected to be In The House Wednesday. Holed up at BFF Oprah Winfrey’s fabulous pad on the island of Maui since her husband and their daughters departed on January 4, she is scheduled for an event Wednesday afternoon. Rumors among the little people of Royal discontent have been skillfully sidestepped here at home.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

First lady Spotted Prepping for Hawaii Trip

The First Lady Looking Glamorous and Relaxed after a Refreshing Back Shave

Lady Michelle and First Daughters Sasha and Malia are preparing to blast off on our million dollar plus funded Hawaii Christmas vacation. No word if Bo the first dog gets his own flight. 
The family will return to Washington on Jan. 5.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

From Jackie O. to Michelle O.


Fifty years ago today pop-culture icon, unabashed sex hound, serial philanderer and 35th President John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the accursed Kennedy clan, was assassinated by either one person acting alone, one person acting in conspiracy with another fellow hanging out on a grassy knoll in relatively plain sight, or the multitudes of higher-ups at the CIA with or without the sanction of the Vice President.
  
Despite, or perhaps even because of “JFK“‘s licentiousness and debauchery, he is a hero of the left. This is also despite and not because of, his political policies that rival those of modern-day Republicans.  

The assassination also plays a significant part in his idolization by the left. He became a legendary martyr. What’s more historically romantic than a handsome man, relatively young with sad blue eyes and the tan of a yachting enthusiast, in an extramarital relationship with Hollywood’s most famous sex symbol and at the height of his political career, in the midst of an adoring crowd and being cheered wildly when  a bullet fired from the sixth-floor window of a nearby building rips through his skull killing him instantly, his wife beside him? 

Contrary to popular myth,Jackie Kennedy was not a particularly pretty woman. No, really. A person’s eyes cannot possibly be farther apart from each other than Jackie O.’s were. But she was the wife of John F. Kennedy. People were blinded by her pop-culture status. Her real “beauty” was not a fact, in fact, but abstract. 

That’s not to say that Mrs. Kennedy was undignified or classless. She was elegant.

She was photographed often, but she was unobtrusive. She largely accepted the role of First Lady as the role it was intended: the President's wife. No more, no less. A First Lady ought not to be advocating for this program or that program or pushing legislation through Congress; First Ladies are not elected, so they should remain detached from public policy.

Barack Obama was elected only a few years older than JFK was when he took office in 1961. Obama’s youth was used as a selling point, romanticized, for his 2008 election. “He’s like John F. Kennedy!” said the unbiased political pundits. “Oh, and his wife is so elegant, so classy just like Jackie Onassis!”

But not really. Obama’s and Kennedy’s similarities do not extend beyond age; they especially do not extend over to their respective wives’ classiness.

Monday, Michelle Obama was on 106 & Park, a rap/talk show on Black Entertainment Television. Mrs. Obama’s blackness—she is black, you may have heard—means that no matter what status she has as First Lady of the United States, she must still degrade that position by going on BET, the same network that spreads filth like Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, Li’l Wayne, Jay-Z, and…  and now Michelle Obama, apparently.

What is going on in her mind? My guess: “Hey, just because I’m the First Lady doesn’t mean I can’t do my part gettin down with the aficionados of women degrading gang-romanticizing music by appearing on gang-romanticizing TV network. I’m black first, dignified second.”

To be fair, she wasn’t on the show to talk about music, but to talk about her personal life. Which makes sense considering, one, it’s a talk show, and two, it’s what the audience, including its two white people, wanted to hear. They’re black too, after all, just like Michelle; the running attitude among them is that they’re all brothas and sistas.

The 50th anniversary of JFK’s death is here. The juxtaposition of the classy Jackie Kennedy with the First Lady of BET Michelle Obama, is something to behold. Or should I say embarrassing....

Thursday, September 19, 2013

A Chance to Put on the Feedbag With Moochelle Obama


this via WZ
"This DCCC email just came in:
Drew –
We wanted you to be the first to know:
Michelle Obama is joining us for brunch — and you could be there! Here’s the deal: if you win, we’ll send you and a friend to San Francisco to meet Michelle, grab brunch, and get a picture. We’ll even cover your hotel and airfare!
Seriously, you don’t want to miss this chance. A brunch and picture with Michelle Obama is a once-in-a-lifetime moment that you’ll be showing your kids and grandkids for years!"
[SNIP]

If I won the invite to the brunch, these guys are who I'd send in my place.....

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Martha's Vineyard to Host Famous Black Golfer and Family

 mvTimes.com
"Martha's Vineyard residents who have grown accustomed to the temporary disruptions of presidential vacation motorcades to the golf course and the beach can expect extraordinary and lengthy up-Island detours, after President Barack Obama and his family arrive Saturday....."
"This summer, the Obamas will stay in a 5,000-square-foot, four-bedroom house valued at $7.6 million, with an attached, two-bedroom guesthouse, small basketball court, and water views, surrounded by woods just a short distance off South Road. Mr. Obama and his family have vacationed in Chilmark every year since his 2008 election, except for 2012, when he was campaigning for re-election. If past presidential vacations hint at future performance, the Obamas will continue to do what many vacationing families do when they are here......."
But all are not happy...

from Middle Finger News Service: 

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

The First Lady's New Initiative:

Using Hip-Hop to Fight Obesity
US NEWS - In June, first lady Michelle Obama appeared in a hip-hop music video that featured rapper Doug E. Fresh, singer-songwriter Jordin Sparks and TV medical personality Dr. Oz. The catchy song urged kids to "work hard/eat right" and "tell somebody/it's your body/c'mon." The song was just the first of a 19-track album, the majority of which are hip-hop, to be released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, the anti-obesity nonprofit that launched in conjunction with Michelle Obama's Let's Move! anti-obesity campaign, and a New York-based group called Hip Hop Public Health.
Let's Move! Executive Director and White House assistant chef Sam Kass says the White House is fully behind the initiative to use hip-hop – and other genres of music – as a tool to get kids to live healthier lives..."
"I think hip-hop in particular – so many kids love hip-hop. It's such a core part of our culture ...and particularly in the African-American community and the Latino community which is being disproportionately affected by those health issues......." 
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I know when I think of a healthy happy life, Hip- Hop culture always comes to mind.  Sex, guns, bitches, ho's, crotch grabbing, murder and retribution, and of course the racist underpinnings thereof make a perfect launching pad for a young healthy mind and body. Propagandize their mind, their ass will follow.

"I didn't think this woman could besmirch the office of the First Lady any more than she had already done. Once again, the Obama's degrade the appearance of the office to new lows."




Saturday, June 29, 2013

Obama Family Album: Africa Trip - Day 3


Pretoria - June 29th: 

South Africa Unveils Statue of Barack Obama and First Lady

Firmly ensconced in the parking lot of the Winnie Mandela  housing project near
the communist ANC headquarters in  Pretoria sits the memento of the visit by
the first black US President and First lady.   
I think they really captured the elegance of  Michelle Obama.

....and this from Middle Finger News Feral-Man-On-The-Street reporter Earl of Taint:

"Obama’s Photo-Op With Mandela Goes Awry"

 One to impress the folks back home, Obama stops by the hospital for a quick photo -op
with Nelson Mandela. Mandela was unavailable for comment.



Barry and Michelle visit Robben Island Prison in South Africa

Closed to Press. From the Pool Reporter: Earl of Taint

POTUS inscribes the family’s message into the guest register, aided by the Small Auxiliary Desktop Teleprompter (SADTOTUS), flown in personally by Reggie Love.

TOTUS lunched on prison food (looked to be a McRib but cannot confirm), al fresco.





 Africa Trip:

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Our Most Inspiring First Lady


But obviously not our most dignified...


Monday, January 21, 2013

Monday, January 7, 2013

First Lady Not Happy to Return to Chilly DC

The Obama family officially returned from their
Christmas vacation in Hawaii on Sunday.

* made from an original photo by Mary Jane Anklestraps
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012