Showing posts with label The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2020

Dems Pitch New Circus Tent : SCOTUS Nomination

Joe Biden has reiterated his plan to put Sheneneh on the SCOTUS bench. He has explicitly made it clear that white women and men of all races need not apply for his Supreme Court list. No Sir!  By reducing a Supreme Court nominee to their race and gender might pass for “woke” for some these days.  But even though it’s being done by Joe Biden and the Democratic Party, it’s surely not “progressive” in any meaningful sense of the word.  This rigid use of race as a qualification doesn’t help diversity one bit.  In fact, it would hurt whatever African American woman Biden ended up selected. She would no doubt be qualified in her own right but would be forever viewed as diversity pick.

By Biden's word, she would go down in history not as a trailblazer but as the token black woman Biden picked after disqualifying most of the candidate pool through identity politics. This would be an undeserved insult to the potential nominee, who may well have been selected anyway on her own merits in an open process. Even worse, she'd be forever known as connected with Joe Biden.  

Monday, September 14, 2020

The Guy Who Once Sold His Own Driveway Wants To Be Your President


We all have known someone like this.  They think they know a lot more than they really do.  And when they talk about how things work, it's with so much confidence that you figure there must be some genuine smarts behind it.  But in actuality, they are just full of shit.  They manage somehow to stick around a long time, so it’s hard to imagine the person is completely clueless and inept.  But once you start really paying attention to the things they say, you begin to wonder.  What would happen if you put the person in charge of something challenging?

When Joe Biden was vice president, he wasn’t in charge of anything.  When he was in the U.S. Senate, he wasn’t in charge of anything.  And he hasn’t had a job in the private sector in more than 50 years. To find out how Joe handles actual responsibility, we have to look a little deeper.

National Review's Kyle Smith reminds us that Joe Biden has already shown us what he’s made of.  Joe once thought he saw a huge real estate opportunity and displayed his managerial ineptitude on a grand scale.  It was a fixer-upper he thought he could buy cheap and make a few simple tweaks to. Kinda the way the Joe of today sees the presidency.

As Smith recounts in lurid and often comical detail, this did not go well at all:
"A couple of years into his Senate career, Biden had a dream of living grandly by buying on the cheap a former du Pont manse, together with a huge chunk of land, for $200,000. The house was boarded up and soon, probably, to be torn down. But Biden saw something in it. Sure, it needed some fixing up. Never fear, Joe is here! Joe is a can-do fellow. 
The first winter he and Jill spent in the house, it used up 3,000 gallons of fuel oil. It turned out the third floor was wide open, to the stars. Squirrels were living up there. Oops. The judgment on display here is not great. Next year, Biden starting selling off bits of the land for development to pay for improvements such as storm windows. 
Small problem here: One of the lots he sold off was his own driveway, and the new owner blocked it off so he couldn’t pass through it. So Joe built a second driveway, which turned into a swamp in winter. He sold off another piece of property that, it turned out, included the front of that second driveway, so he couldn’t use that one anymore either. So I built a third. He hated that one for being a dumpy little thing. Eight years went by, and he made a deal to buy back the original driveway, the one he sold off when he first bought the house. Which cost him a fortune in landscaping to reshape."
It’s worth the time to click over and read the whole thing.

Now to be fair, this was a long time ago. You might say, OK, Joe has learned a thing or two since then, he’s more experienced now. He must have a better understanding of how things work than he did back then.  That’s a reasonable theory.

But Joe still runs around proposing insane ideas to problems he doesn’t understand.  Witness his “plan” to address COVID, which consists of  a) a bunch of things DJT is already doing; and b) a nationwide mask mandate Joe would lack the authority to impose as president.  Sounds like the guy who bought that house back in the ’70s.

This is a guy who complains that “families are reeling” and notes how many people are on unemployment.  Yet he wants to confiscate more capital from the companies that could be hiring them.  Kind of like the guy who sold a piece of land to get money and found out he had sold his own driveway.

[National Review]
[Cain Gang]
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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

BIDEN/HARRIS Hire Noted Campaign Messaging Expert

During Viral Campaign Donation Begathon the Biden/Harris Campaign
 Introduces Newest "Memeber" of the Team

Friday, August 14, 2020

Media AGAIN Quickly Herded Away From Biden/Harris Event


Apparently there was a “signing ceremony” of sorts earlier today where presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden appeared alongside his vice presidential running mate Sen. Kampala Harris so they could sign documents “related to accepting the party’s nomination at next week’s Democratic National Convention.”

According to the New York Post, the event was “tightly controlled” and lasted for a whopping total of two minutes. As it turns out, calling it “tightly controlled” was a bit of an understatement.

After the staged event was over Biden’s handlers quickly moved to shoo reporters out of the room as they tried to ask questions of both Biden and Harris. Judging by the clip, it looks as though the journalists in attendance were all but literally shoved closely together behind some sort of curtain as the event concluded.
The Voodoo Queen looks tense and has a smile plastered to her face as though she’s gritting her teeth and wants to say something but can’t. Biden appears to still be signing his documents as the reporters are being shuffled away. (he probably forgot to take the cap off the pen)

This and yesterday's event go along way to prove the point that a lot of Republicans including DJT have made about how the Biden campaign has used the pandemic as an excuse to keep him confined to the basement so they can better control the message since he tends to blurt out things as his mouth outruns it's supply line. The longer this goes on, the more frustrated the media are going to get and the more it will lend credence to the claims made by the Trump campaign and others that the Biden campaign is trying to hide something.

 RedState 
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Thursday, August 13, 2020

Biden’s Deputy Campaign Manager Thanks Reporters for the Great Team Work!

I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud, Cupcake.....

Not even a pretense of non-partisanship. Top notch operation. And Kamala's former press secretary now hall monitor for twitter, that's not going to be biased at all.
So, now comes the hard part for you team players - covering for Joe Biden on a debate stage without cue cards or a teleprompter. Just put your mask on and don't ask questions.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

It's The Voodoo Queen for VP

Joe Biden Was Notified Today That His VP Choice Would Be Kamala What's Her Name......

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Biden Snags the Coveted Revolutionary Communist Party USA Endorsement


DJT may have swung the leadership endorsement of the American Police Union in the upcoming presidential election, but not to be out done, the leader of the Revolutionary Communist Party USA, Bob Avakian in what surely was a painful decision, announced his
support for former Vice President Joe Biden.  

Avakian, the founder and leader of the RCP USA, told his followers in a statement released Saturday that sounded like it was written by a SJW on a meth bender, or out of Nancy Pelosi's office, that they should vote for Joe Biden in the 2020 election by beginning with:  
"We are confronted by—we are now being ruled by—a fascist regime...."
Avakian has in the past has endorsed violent fringe movements, such as the Shining Path, the murderous Maoist rebels that tried to overthrow the government of Peru by using guerrilla warfare in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

Avakian stated that he still considers Biden and the Democrat Party “representatives and instruments of this exploitative, oppressive, and literally murderous system of capitalism-imperialism,” but that all of that needs to be disregarded for now, as overthrowing Trump is more important.
“The question is not whether Biden and the Democrats represent something ‘good, Biden is not ‘better’ than Trump, in any meaningful way — except that he is not Trump and is not part of the move to consolidate and enforce fascist rule, with everything that means.”
In other words, Biden is an asshole too. But he's our Asshole!!
“To approach this election from the standpoint of which candidate is ‘better’ means failing to understand the truly profound stakes and potential consequences of what is involved. The fact is that there can be one — and only one — ‘good’ that can come out of this election: delivering a decisive defeat to Trump and the whole fascist regime.”
Like a good commie that he is, Avakian goes on to order his followers not to vote for a third party candidate. Their vote must be for Biden.

China is already in the bag, and now the the Revolutionary Communist Party USA.  And all this without even having to leave the basement.....



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Tuesday, July 21, 2020

That Creepy Noise Coming From The Basement


I was reminded today that Joe Biden was still running for president.  Remember him?  A commuter train ridin' senator for pretty much his entire life, one who praised southern segregationist,  once used the word 'nigger' thirteen times in a committee meeting, wrote laws that made us the largest incarcerators of it's citizens in the world, then got picked to be the Obama Administrations Official Court Jester.  After that he bumbled his way through a series of circular firing squads debates with roughly 85 other would-be Democratic candidates until they all decided to drop out, the DNC gave him the 2020 nomination and he disappeared into a sunken safe-room.

Joe Biden is running probably the most unusual political campaign in modern American history, making videos in his basement that serve to remind us that he is still in fact seeking the office of commander-in-chief without Barky Obama's teleprompter skills and rivaling Al Sharpton linguistics expertise.  I'm not sure how much of it has to do with lockdown measures, which at most seem to be giving Biden's leftist handlers an excuse to push their own extreme ideas in his name.


In addition to pledging not to hold a single rally, Joe recently went three months without taking a single question from a member of the press.  The sanctimonious Dorks at the Lincoln Project have pointed out that Trump is the first president since Andrew Jackson not to own a dog. This is true. But Biden himself is also a throwback to the Age of Jackson by refusing to give public speeches or hold events, or do anything else that would give the general public the impression that he could actually handle the job of commander-in-chief. It is possible that, despite his recent protests to the contrary, he will even find an excuse not to debate Trump, as Tom Friedman and others have advised him. 

If you think about it, there is one remarkable thing about this strategy.  Like Hillary four years ago, Biden is making his opponent the focus of the election, with more or less total airtime from the media. Last time around it seems not to have occurred to anyone that at some point you have to make the case for why you are good alongside the stuff about the all-consuming badness of your opponent.

Back in early February it looked as if  DJT had emerged from three years of show-boating hearings and Democratic scandal mongering more or less unscathed, with record-low unemployment figures. But this is not the country we live in today.

According to our betters in the media, the vast majority of the American people would prefer something that seems like a return to normal. "Normal" here refers to a country in which more Americans died of drug overdoses each year than were killed during the war in Vietnam, continually rising Obamacare induced health-care costs, obesity, depression. This is true for the same reason that it does not matter that the atmosphere of chaos we have spent the last three and a half years reading about was largely a matter of media selectivity. (Ask yourself how CNN would have covered something like Fast and Furious if it had taken place during this administration, much less a tragedy like the one in Benghazi.) Under a Biden administration all of this would disappear.

It would no longer be assumed that it is unconstitutional for presidents to use leverage to secure desired foreign policy outcomes or that meeting with Russian leaders (as every American president has done for more than half a century) was treasonous. Deportations would continue and income inequality would rise. The news, though, would make for more wholesome reading again. And the Tweeter would suddenly revert back to the land of unfunny comedians and being simply what journalists do with most of their time and not the source of their reporting as well.

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Thursday, July 9, 2020

Is It Any Surprise He Can't Articulate His Positions? They're Not Really His


We've all seen them, clips that go viral.  Joe Biden trying to describe.... well, something. No one is entirely sure what. It seems he gets too far behind teleprompter, his already-rickety train of thought derailed, or his mouth out-runs it's supply line and he just gives up. Now, if this was the first or second time we’d seen this happen to creepy Joe, we’d probably all ignore it. But this is a constant problem. He simply can’t articulate any of his own positions.  Many people mockingly ascribe the issue to early symptoms of dementia. Maybe that’s true, maybe it’s not, but I think there's more to the equation.

Joe Biden can’t articulate his own positions because, let’s face it, they’re not really his in the first place. Word is his campaign has worked with Bernie's people to integrate far left ideas into the Biden platform, ideas he doesn't understand and some he vehemently debated against just months ago.

It’s a safe bet that in his personal life, Biden doesn’t really buy into any of the progressive baloney he’s been spewing lately. His radical left-wing handlers are spoon feeding him lines that he doesn’t understand and can’t keep in his head, so he has no idea how to articulate them.

Biden has been in politics for 50 years and in all that time, he’s never had a truly original idea. For 8 years he stood next to the guy with the power and ideas, just the acting Court Jester and saying stuff like “this is a big f***ing deal,” and yucks it up for the cameras. At best he’s been a yes-man. At worst he’s a puppet for people behind the scenes. The far left has him by the short hairs. 

The reader needs to keep in mind who he has surrounded himself with, starting with his campaign manager, Jennifer O'Malley Dillon. She's the former Campaign Head for the anti-capitalist, gun grabbing lunatic soy boy, Beto O'Rourke. All this begs the question: If Biden manages to eke out a win in November, who will really be president?


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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

From Court Jester to The Placeholder


Strange days are these, indeed. And in what alternative universe can anyone imagine Joe Biden actually making it through a rigorous election campaign? The party he supposedly leads stuffed him into a closet last week after he gibbered and drooled through a live stream appearance with CNN’s softball pitcher Anderson Cooper. They can’t just hide the poor dolt there until November.

Asked about reopening everyday life in America, Biden said, “You know, there’s a…Roosevelt (not sure if he meant Teddy or Franklin) and something something something and war. It went downhill from there. Everybody knows he’s dimmer than a night-lite, and everybody’s pretending it’s okay. There’s no analog in history for any faction putting up such an empty vessel for high office. Granted, the Democratic Party has trafficked in unreality for years, from Crossfire Hurricane through UkraineGate ­(with side-trips like trannies in women’s sports) but those capers were just old-fashioned scams. Joe Biden for President is Emperor’s-New-Clothes caliber deceit, requiring a rank-and-file so marinated in falsehood they couldn’t tell you the difference between a red light and a green light.

So, you have to ask: what is their game? Picking Joe as the instrument to block Bernie seemed especially dumb just weeks after the Democrats’ impeachment gambit blew up in their faces.  There really are only two plausible game plans for the Dems with Biden. One is that he’s a mere placeholder until the convention – assuming it can even be held, where party bigwigs are forced to undo their Biden blunder by some legerdemain of rules-fudging, and cram in a last-minute replacement. The putative savior would be none other than She-Whose-Turn-Was-Thwarted in 2016, on the grounds that she at least knows how to run for president, even if she isn’t very good at it. They might as well hand every delegate a dixie-cup of cyanide-enhanced kool-aid as they cast that fateful vote.

The other pretty obvious scheme, seemingly underway now, is to fix up Joe with a running-mate who can take over his duties twenty-three minutes after the inauguration ceremony. Tank Abrams, the self-proclaimed “real governor of Georgia” who, in fact lost that election but has made out nicely hustling her delusions while campaigning arduously for the VP appointment. Wouldn’t that make a heck of an appealing ticket? Or maybe the Voodoo Queen Kamala??

Apparently, there's a memo the Democratic Party didn't get: America no longer has time for identity politics. There are more important things to attend to, like whether large numbers of people go to bed hungry, get cast out of their homes, live or die. Things like that. For the moment, the USA doesn’t have an economy. Nor does much of the rest of the world. Believe me, that’s a problem. And unlike Joe's dementia, there’s no pretense about not noticing it

EARL DONE THIS

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Barky Obama Reminds Us He's Still a D**k Head


After months of speculation, Barky O' has finally endorsed his former VP in his bid for the White House. It was a brave move considering everyone else has dropped out and no one else to endorse. In an excruciatingly long 12-minute endorsement, the 44th President says that making Biden his “vice president was one of the best decisions I ever made” and that he “has all the qualities we need in a president right now.” He did it with a straight face too. 

He tried to reassure Bernie’s socialist soft skull minions by saying, “Joe already has what is the most progressive platform of any major party nominee in modern history.” That may be news to Biden, but I'm sure someone will tell him if they ever unlock the basement door. 

And of course Barky couldn't leave it at the endorsement at hand and show the dignity in his words former presidents are accustomed to showing, he had to prove he is still a giant dick.
“One thing everybody has learned by now is that the Republicans occupying the White House and running the US Senate are not interested in progress. They’re interested in power… They’ve given polluters unlimited power to poison our air and our water… The other side has a massive warchest. The other side has a propaganda network with little regard for the truth.”
There may have been only one thing he said that I can agree with: “Our country’s future hangs on this election.”

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Engine Room, Full Ramble Mode!!

Like the old guy wearing a jersey three sizes to small who once long ago kicked a winning field goal, Democrats seem to have coalesced around Biden for his past rather than for anything in his present. "Have another Juice Box Joe, and get us to the convention."
It’s as if Biden exists primarily as an idea, rather than an actual candidate. Democrats have chosen Biden as their leaky battleship for Trump’s defeat, and that choice is the entire point: The vanquishing matters more than anything else. Biden was never really convincing anyone on the stump. His political power at this point is an idea, held collectively, about how to defeat DJT.  But even in his prime, Biden was an unimpressive candidate who's mouth regularly outran it's supply line, and who very few voters took seriously. He's now just a place holder. But for who?

[The Atlantic]
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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Cuomo the Elder Has No Desire To Be Biden's Diaper Boy.

RS - One of the saddest things in presidential politics is when a candidate for leader of the free world has to pick someone as their vice president to make him look serious. I understand picking a woman or three-toed redhaird Eskimo pygmy to appeal to a particular demographic or voting bloc, but when you pick someone to convince America that you have a non-idiot within hailing distance of the Oval Office, it is sort of embarrassing for just about everyone.

So imagine how Andrew Cuomo felt when he read in the media today that Joe Biden was saying he would be the chief of staff in a Biden White House. Not vice president, because that has been promised to someone with sniffable hair. Not secretary of defense. Not secretary of state. Chief of freakin staff.... Why is Biden doing this?

Because after his disastrous debate performances and utterly bizarre remote address from his ‘basement shadow government’ yesterday he has to convince the American public he’s up to doing more than slurping his cream-of-wheat. Andrew Cuomo, though given to bouts of wide-eyed panic, has been a good partner with the Trump administration and seems to have a better grip on what needs to be done than any other Democrat.

With the SS Biden nearly dead in the water, there is zero reason for Cuomo to expend his political capital backing not only a loser but a loser of such loserliness that even other abject losers are jealous. Cuomo’s best play is to ensure that he’s not associated in any way, shape, or form with the Biden 2020 train wreck, and focus on the open election in 2024. His second best play is to be waiting in the wings if, as I more and more think will happen.

Monday, March 23, 2020

We Told Ya Biden's Pretend Press Conferences Would Be A Train Wreck

If he bumbles his way through a made-up press conference, he'll simply remind people how lame he is.
Why don't they just dub a voice over his like the actor in the Liberty Mutual commercials. Y'all get that man some pudding. (Betting behind that podium, he's wearing boxer shorts and house shoes that have toilet paper stuck to the bottom.) 

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Joe Biden Plans to do Mystery Science Theater on Trump Press Conferences


His house is being outfitted with equipment that would enable him to live-stream and he's going to pretend he has a job where he has pretend press conferences to correct the lies & deceptions of DJT, update people on the on the coronavirus and functioning of government, even though he doesn't work for the government.

If he decides to come out of the dark an bumble his way through a made-up press conference, he'll simply remind people how lame he is.  Biden's handlers must have gotten some assurances from the media they will cover for him to try a stunt like this.  The chance of it blowing up in their faces is pretty high and reeks of desperation, with huge downside risk of Biden making yet another dementia-seeming gaffe. Internal polling for Biden versus Trump must be horrible!

At what point do they have to tie a rope around Joe's ankle so that he doesn't get disoriented and wander off. Too think that there are people who consider him a viable candidate for anything is an indication of the high level of their desperation. It's hard to see how this is a good idea for his campaign or the country.

I look forward to an accidental live feed of Joe Biden in an open bathrobe and boxer shorts barking at half a dozen highly paid aides who are doing their best to help him find his slipper. Or what are the chances they just dub a voice over his like the actor in the Liberty Mutual commercials. They could call it "Uncle Joe's Poolside Chats".

Friday, March 13, 2020

Joe Biden Calls an Audible


Assuming himself to be the presumptive nominee of the Democrat party, Smokin' Joe Biden hires a wartime consigliere in hopes of  putting away 'Bernie the Red' and addressing concerns of the organizational mess that have plagued his campaign.  It's not a real head-scratcher at all that he changes the play call and replaces his campaign manager after what we've witnessed, but it's who he chose to fill position that has us kinda smiling.

According to the Washington Examiner, the new Biden campaign manager is Jen O'Malley Dillon.  For those not familiar with Ms. O'Malley Dillon, she has a very interesting background. She worked as field director for president Al Gore's 2000 ill-fated presidential campaign, as Iowa field director for president John Edwards' 2004 and again on his 2008 failed presidential campaigns.  O'Malley Dillon's work also includes deputy campaign manager for scandal ridden former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle and a reelection campaign for my own Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu, who in 2014 lost a seat to republicans that had been solidly held by democrats since 1883.

But most notably, she was the 2020 presidential campaign manager for the Psychedelic Warrior Beto O'Rourke's utter embarrassing attempt at a national election campaign.  She's now in position to play a major role in the fate of the Democrat party and their comical attempt to prop up Joe Biden to regain the White House.

The Biden Campaign just gets weirder and weirder.....and this little spectacle may be a preview of things to come. LOL!!

[The Nation]
[Bayou Buzz]

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Thursday, March 12, 2020

Not Sure Obama's Court Jester Is One To Be Giving Guidance on Such Matters

"In the past, Joe Biden has shown terrible judgment and incompetence in the face of public health issues. The Obama White House had to publicly apologize for and clean up after Biden when his irresponsible remarks caused panic during the swine flu outbreak in 2009. 
Just weeks ago, he was openly critical of President Trump’s early move to restrict travel from China to the United States in response to the coronavirus – a decision which medical experts agree helped impede the spread of the virus to this country. Yesterday his campaign actually raised the vile conspiracy theory that the President purposely allowed the coronavirus to spread. In times like this, America needs leadership and Biden has shown none. 
President Trump acted early and decisively and has put the United States on stronger footing than other nations. His every move has been aimed at keeping Americans safe, while Joe Biden has sought to capitalize politically and stoke citizens’ fears." - Tim Murtaugh, Trump 2020 Communications Director

Someone should have called Hillary Clinton who apparently as Obama's Secretary of State traveled back in time in 2009 and helped cure the SARS epidemic in 2002-2003


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Friday, February 28, 2020

Biden Gets in Some Important Last Minute Campaigning

Joe Celebrates Black History Month by Leading Supporters at a South Carolina
Campaign Stop in a Rousing Chorus of "Movin' On Up"

Biden also related to his audience his harrowing experience in 2009, while on his way to Oslo for his good friend and African-American Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony, of getting lost in the wilderness and being arrested by the Norwegian Police for illegally fighting off a Bengal Tiger above the Arctic Circle.

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