But at least he's finally going on an apology tour for some of his biggest f*ckups, like that time he forgot to gave Dolly Parton the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Barky made his stunning declaration of guilt on live TV to Stephen Colbert, probably because he's too embarrassed to say it to anyone intelligent.
The segment was called "Questions We're Pretty Sure Barack Obama Has Never Been Asked Before." OBAMA: That's was a mistake.....uh... I think I assumed that she had already got one, and...uh....that was incorrect.....I'll...uh.... call Biden.
You hear that, Joe? President O is going to call you because you're no longer the court jester and going to HEREBY ORDER you to give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Dolly Parton. You know, in case you were thinking about giving it to "Corvette" or "your dog" or "Hunter Biden."
It makes sense, after all, since Dolly pretty much bought us that nice Moderna COVID-19 vaccine what is coming out,(She didn't even know her donation had even funded that and was thrilled to find out.)
As for Barky's other answers/confessions in his Stephen Colbert segment, he picked "car" as the best Monopoly piece (wrong!) it's the shoe. "Frosty" as better than "Blizzard". Personally, I’m a root-beer-float-served-roadside-at-an-A&W-stand-on-a-hot-summer-day-in-the-south kind of girl, but I won’t judge you if you like those other inferior ice cream beverages. "Stephen Colbert's wife" as better than "Stephen Colbert," because she doesn't scream as loud as Stephen in bed; and "toast" as what goes in "toaster" (WRONG), as Colbert pointed out, BREAD goes in toaster, toast comes OUT. Idiot.
NOW APOLOGIZE FOR DOING WIRE TAPPS TO DJT.
FOR PUTTING KIDS IN CAGES.
AND FOR THE TAN SUIT.
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF WE DIDN'T THINK OF YET.