Sunday, April 8, 2012

Breitbart is Here........Around Town

..... Wonder how That Happened?

Saturday, April 7, 2012

The Path To Social Retardation Has Lost It's Sheen Of Hope And Change

From Capitalist Preservation
By Rob Janicki

In the latest version of playground politics, President Obama has recently labeled the Republicans, through their proposed budget, as practicing "Social Darwinism." The label implies that the toughest do not merely survive, but prevail, and deservedly so. Doesn't that define Chicago style politics? Survival of the fittest is where it's at in politics and to some extent in life, except in politics it's a cage match to the death. There is no second place, even though liberals would like voters to believe there should be an equal outcome in all things, except this upcoming presidential election.

We are engaged in a winner take all, knock down, drag out fight to the finish ending on November 6th. So much for the "Uniter" bringing us to together in a new politics. To paraphrase the late Al Davis, "Just win baby!" In other words, winning is the goal, the end all, and all other altruistic ends, such as leading the nation for the betterment of all Americans, are farther, much farther, down the list of admirable goals to be achieved on behalf of all Americans.

What happens if Obama is re-elected with all this vitriolic rhetoric aimed at Republicans? Does anyone really believe that Obama could achieve anything in a second term? Not very likely. Republicans are poised at the edge of either retaking the Senate or coming close enough to prevent most of what comes from the the politically warped mind of Harry Reid, to ever pass the Senate. Still further, the Republicans will most likely maintain a majority in the House, if not increasing that majority. So, exactly what could Obama hope to achieve in a second term? Not much. He can't even pass a budget among his own party members. 511 of 535 members of Congress voted against his latest budget proposal.

A second Obama term will result in the continuing malaise of Obamanomics. Oh, the economy might incrementally improve, but that would not be because of Obama economic policies as much as American entrepreneurial exceptionalism. The bottom line is that Obama can not continue to bash all things Republican and attack Republicans on a personal level and expect any reconciliation should he win a second term. It just won't happen. It's contrary to human nature. If you hit your opponent with a 2 X 4, you have to expect your opponent will come back to hit you with a hammer and nail you in the process.

So, what does this mean to the average American? It means that Obama is willing to sacrifice the American people to satisfy his own political and personal ego. Obama, whatever you may think of him, surely realizes that he will be virtually neutered politically in a second term. So, how will Obama govern? He will do so with Executive Orders and in the process wreak even more havoc with the U.S. Constitution then he has already done. Obama, the lawyer, knows that it would take time for any executive order to be challenged in the courts and overturned and that is what his hole card would be. Rule by executive order, expect push back through legal challenges, hold your ground while whining all along that it's all based upon a racial animosity toward him. There is no rational argument to re-elect Obama, although Obama is sure to throw in "Social Justice", "Economic Fairness" and the rich should "Pay Their Fair Share" epithets to appeal to emotional morons.


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Rosie O'Donnell Barred from MLB Parks

Chicago  - Coming close on the heels of  her much ballyhooed television talk show being canceled on the Oprah Winfrey's Cable Network, today Rosie O'Donnell was ejected from the first game of a Chicago Cubs Double header.

Seven people were treated for minor injuries and nineteen others treated for severe nausea after Ms. O'Donnell stood up during the 7th inning stretch, turned and flashed the crowd seated behind her box seat.  A loud gasp, then screams came from behind the first base dugout as people enjoyed the break in action.

Bob Glob , a season ticket holder for the past 21 years said " in all my days I have never seen anything that hideous displayed at a ball park since Rosanne Barr grabbed her nuts after screeching the National Anthem. Shit man, there were people yelling and running in all directions....puke flying everywhere." Tammie  Trimmer of near by Watson City said "it was the grossest thing  you can imagine. I broke out in a cold sweat and thought I was going to pass out. My little boy was screaming "is it over mommy.. make it go away!" He's traumatized and may have to seek professional help when he grows up."

Most fans were still too sick to speak to us , but  Henry Tumanela of south side Chicago told us "I spent two tours in Nam and saw some pretty scary stuff..but never like today when she opened up her coat. I'm still shaking and my vision has been blurred every since I looked in her direction."

A Major League spokesman said it unfortunate we have to bar Ms. O'Donnell from MLB parks but people who come to the ballpark to enjoy America's Great Past Time don't expect to be visually assaulted and puke up their $160.00 of refreshments from our full service concession stands conveniently located around the park.

Visiting pitcher, Juan Greenberg of the Minnesota Twins told us " Hell, I was about to climb up in the stands and throw the bitch out myself for thumping peanuts at me in the dugout and screaming that Madonna can throw harder then I can!"

Friday, April 6, 2012

Thursday, April 5, 2012

"A Creative Way to Support our President”

"This campaign is all about finding new ways to let everyone know you’re behind the President — and I can name more than two dozen American fashion designers who volunteered their time and talent because they feel the same way."

"By submitting your design, you’re making an important contribution to the campaign. The winning items will not only give folks a fashionable way to show their support for President Obama, they’ll help fund the work of organizers around the country."

"Some of America's most well known fashion designers have already volunteered their talents to help re-elect President Obama—are you ready to join them?"

Think they'll accept my submission?

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Available soon in Michelle O's Plus Plus size jeans pocket patch!

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Mo has Her Panties in a Wad Again

The Supreme Court, the Lefty's God's of social engineering who they have used numerous times to bypass the normal legislative process, is under attack by none other then her Highness MAUREEN DOWD. Her disdain for the Chief Justice is legendary. She seems to have gotten her panties in a wad and turned her poison pen towards the Supremes now that the court may rule in a way displeasing to the Queen of the New York Times.

"How dare President Obama brush back the Supreme Court like that?  Has this former constitutional law instructor no respect for our venerable system of checks and balances?"

 "Nah. And why should he?"

"This court, cosseted behind white marble pillars, out of reach of TV, accountable to no one once they give the last word, is well on its way to becoming one of the most divisive in modern American history.  It has squandered even the semi-illusion that it is the unbiased, honest guardian of the Constitution. It is run by hacks dressed up in black robes......"

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Conservative Media / Bloggers Contributing to Low Self-Esteem of Donkeys

PETA Launches Jackass Campaign

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) announced today an ambitious new initiative aimed at changing the way people perceive Donkeys. The constant criticism of the Obama Administration as well as the democrat members of congress is having a detrimental effect on the American donkey/jackass, the traditional symbol of the Democrat party, a PETA spokesman said today.

The program was announced by PETA spokesperson Dharma  Windsong in an emotional, sometimes acrimonious press conference. “This represents a confident new direction for PETA. We’ve long focused on getting everybody to go vegetarian. That hasn’t worked out too well, yet.  Our new mission starts today, with encouraging everyone in the media to stop harming jackass's self-esteem  by criticizing and disparaging the words and actions of Democrats.”

The presentation was briefly interrupted by CNN’s Soledad O’Brien announcing loudly she’d just learned Tofu enchiladas were the buffet main menu item. Ms. O’Brien stormed out muttering something about “I’ll get you Anderson Cooper.”

Once order was restored, PETA spokesperson  Windsong  urged the few remaining journalists to consider O’Brien’s tirade a "teachable moment" in future conversations.

“Many of you would likely return home after this work day and tell your life partners ‘Soledad acted like a complete jackass today, wouldn’t you? Such statements are unfair to jackasses. That is what we are trying to express in our great leap forward. When a human behaves badly, don’t compare them to a jackass. After all, mules had nothing to do with Ms. O'Brien frustration about our delicious meat-free buffet.

Ms. Windsong  continued "Jackasses are especially withdrawn and upset at some conservative bloggers comedic use of the words and actions of the great statesman, Joe Biden, who has for years held the democrat's ass high with pride and integrity.

Clarified her organizations position on this pressing matter. “We can’t get everybody to go vegetarian until we stop the use of animal names as insults and criticizing politicians who stand proudly next to their parties symbol, the Ass. This comparison of bad human behavior with animals contributes to a perspective of animals as not quite human. We mean to stop it, starting with the jackass.”

The controversy is expected to continue, since now nobody knows what to call Alec Baldwin. 

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

His Royal Hinny

"The “great leader” model of the presidency is extraordinarily dangerous. President Obama proves it each and every day; it’s what gives him the power to tell our enemies that he’ll have more “flexibility” after his “last election.” He’s our leader; we’re his followers. It’s that easy to him."

By Ben Shapiro
America’s constitutional structure is built on checks and balances. The idea behind these checks and balances is simple: We want interest counteracting interest, ego counteracting ego. We don’t want any one person to gain too much power — or any one faction or any one way of thought.
 Gridlock, for lack of a better word, is good.
President Barack Obama, however, has a different idea. He believes that America must be fundamentally transformed. That fundamental transformation cannot be effectuated without a fundamental transformation of the system of American government.
No wonder, then, that President Obama declared war on the Supreme Court this week.
Now, there’s a case to be made that the Supreme Court should not have the power of judicial review. That case is basic: If the Supreme Court can strike down anything at any time in the name of the Constitution, that power elevates it above the other branches. The checks and balances break down. The argument against judicial review is an argument in favor of checks and balances, not against them.
But that’s not the argument Obama made. Instead, he argued that the Supreme Court should not strike down Obamacare, because that would be “unprecedented” and “extraordinary.” What’s so new about the Supreme Court’s doing what it’s been doing since 1803? Nothing, exactly, except that it would cut against Obama. In other words, judicial review is only bad when it rules against Obama.
The same holds true of Congress. Congress is great when it does what Obama wants. When it doesn’t, Obama wants the power to simply ignore it. He has repeatedly stated on various issues, “If Congress won’t act, I will.” He’s used his executive branch powers to appoint dozens of czars with Cabinet-level power but without Cabinet positions so that he doesn’t have to have them approved by Congress. He’s appointed officers in violation of the Constitution, wrongly maintaining that he has the right to do so.
In essence, Obama detests the checks and balances. He doesn’t like gridlock. It stops him from implementing his vision.
Though Obama’s power grab is unprecedented, his philosophy is not. It has roots in the progressivism of the early 20th century, when Woodrow Wilson ripped the Constitution as an archaic document that prevented him from crafting social change. He said the president should be a visionary rather than a mere vessel of the people. The president, he said, has to lead.
The “great leader” model of the presidency is extraordinarily dangerous. President Obama proves it each and every day; it’s what gives him the power to tell our enemies that he’ll have more “flexibility” after his “last election.” He’s our leader; we’re his followers. It’s that easy to him.
Fortunately, the Constitution doesn’t allow for such egotism acted out in policy. The Constitution requires checks and balances. It requires that we battle out each and every policy change, that we compromise, deadlock and stall. Getting things done is not so important as getting the right things done. And nobody has a monopoly on what the “right thing” is — no person and certainly no one branch of government.

Monday, April 2, 2012

It's Called 'Marbury v. Madison'

Dear Mr. President,
 Supposedly, you are some sort of constitutional scholar. At the very least, you can read, you can write, and despite being merely some sort of guest lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School, you once famously referred to yourself as a “Constitutional Law professor.”
Ringing a bell so far, Mr. President? Great.

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