Tuesday, March 5, 2013

American Left Prepares to Mourn the Death of a Hero......


 Hugo Bites the Dust


A Look Back at Some of Hugo's Useful Idiots
Biggest Friends and Supporters.


Land Whale / Film maker - Michael Moore




  Moonbat Conspiracy Theorist / Film Maker - Oliver Stone




Presidential Impersonator Jimmy Carter


Actor / Moonbat  Danny Glover



Hugo's favorite Worm-
Madonna's ex-husband Sean Penn





Harry 'one trick pony' Belafonte




Batshit crazy Cindy Sheehan





Batshit Crazy Naomi Campbell 

Musician / Actress / Junkie - Courtney Love


And Of Course His Friends in Washington




Tell me this doesn't look like a scene
from the movie Scarface!

.....and let's not forget the Loving Portrait of Hugo Chavez by the Nation Magazine.

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Let's Make this as Painful as Possible and Piss everybody Off...

White House Tours Canceled 
I guess someone forgot the White House belongs to us!
The Washington Times: 
“Due to staffing reductions resulting from sequestration, we regret to inform you that White House Tours will be canceled effective Saturday, March 9, 2013 until further notice. Unfortunately, we will not be able to reschedule affected tours.” 
 At the Capitol, staffers who use the building’s West Front entrance that looks out on the National Mall were told Tuesday that door would be closed as of next week in order to save money.
[SNIP] 

Well, the people weren't allowed the wander around in Ceasar's palaces much either I guess.....

Never let a crisis go to waste….even if you have to make one up.


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A Low-Information Voter’s Guide to Politics

The People’s Cube

Are you typically lost when co-workers discuss current events around the water cooler? Do you have trouble figuring out the national debt or who that Ben Ghazi dude is, but you know exactly what’s on Britney Spears’ grocery list?


If you think you only deserve fun answers to all life’s questions… you’re right! This primer will help you look smart and morally superior in any political discussion. Just memorize these big words, explained in easy terms you already know from TMZ and The Daily Show:

BIASED: If you have a weird friend who goes to church and her parents are still married, that’s what they are.

ELECTIONS: These are like the Teen Choice Awards: the coolest and most popular wins. Democrats always win because they are cool and popular. Republicans are more like your weird friend’s parents.

DEMOCRATS: They are like Javier Bardem from that movie No Country For Old Men: super friendly, cool hair, quick with a joke, only wants what’s best for you and completely reasonable and rational if you disagree.





Sunday, March 3, 2013

Deus Salva Noster Republic!!!

"A nation can survive its fools and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable for he is known and he carries his banners openly. But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears no traitor; he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their garments, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation; he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city; he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared."  Cicero, 106 BC-43 BC
 
These words ring as true today as they did 2000 years ago.
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