Monday, November 10, 2014

Moochelle Gives it A Try...

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A Good Monday Morning

A Little Palate Cleanser After the Joe Biden Picture Below

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Joe Biden Has Been Found Safe

   The Middle Finger News Network                                  Senile Affairs Reporter Earl of Taint



Scientist Discover Root Cause of Liberalism

Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered


It looks as if scientist have finally discovered what most of us have know for a long time: there had to be a inherent reason people on the left are so mind dumbed to the realities of a sane world, and so easily blinded by their intolerances.... 
"A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.  The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness. 
Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes. Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.
Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said:  “This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behavior and cognition."
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Chucky Hagel Seen as Dismal Leader By Military and National Security Community

by Robert Janicki

To those who follow government, this comes as no surprise whatsoever.
"Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has just a 26 percent approval rating among individuals currently serving within the national security community, according to findings from a new survey commissioned by Defense One...." 
Hagel, desperate to have some relevance in the world, accepted Barack Obama's call to duty as Secretary of Defense, when former Secretary of Defense, Leon Panetta decided he couldn't stomach the Obama administration any further.  It should be remembered that Hagel almost failed the confirmation process back in February 2013.  Hagel, in his Senate confirmation hearing, came off as an absolute dullard, who could only manage to stumble and stutter his way through the hearings.

Lest we forget, Leon Panetta went on to write a book about his former boss, President Obama, with some not so flattering opinions and views of President Obama and his White House advisers.  It is highly unusual for 'tell all books' to be written by political insiders as long as their former boss is still sitting as President of the United States.  Apparently Mr. Panetta felt America needed to know of President Obama's failings, since the book was released in the heat of the midterm congressional election campaign cycle.  Considering the Republicans focused on the election as a referendum of Obama's performance, Panetta's book certainly did not contribute anything positive for Democrat candidates to justify their support of Obama.
  
As is turned out, Democrats ran away from Obama's specter at the warp speed of light.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

A Middle Finger News Service EXCLUSIVE:

via MFNS White House Correspondent Earl of Taint

Alabama Visits Death Valley

Saturday Night the always electric atmosphere of Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge will come alive with the 79th meeting of the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide and the Fighting Tigers of LSU.  The meeting of these two rivals go back to a barren field in 1895.  The 2011  televised match-up of the undefeated teams, #1 LSU and #2 Bama, in Tuscaloosa was the most watched game in NCAA history.

In the last 11 seasons, the NCAA National Championship Honors have resided either in Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge 5 times. 

Coaches Les Miles and Nick Saban

After making a snarky remark in her comment section about "the red wave', my good friend and blog sister, Curmudgeon @ The Political Clown Parade challenged me to a sisterly wager on the game we dubbed the “Alabama-LSU Milk Challenge” because of that Ole Miss fan’s major milk meltdown.

In lieu of slinging milk all over the kitchen in a crying fit of rage, we agreed the loser will contribute a tidy sum to a worthy cause we both heartily support, The Wounded Warrior Project.

So when the final whistle blows, there won't just be one victor, there will be 2 winners.  

According to some in the know: "the #4 ranked Crimson Tide and #14 ranked Tigers are both better teams then their rankings. Alabama has been arguably the best defensive team in the nation this season, ranking second in points allowed per game. The Tigers have only allowing 10 points total in the past two games and on the year, LSU has given up seven points or less five times, leading to the fourth-best scoring defense.

 LSU is a young but very talented team that has started to gel, but this game is going to be the most difficult one of the year for them and their sophomore quarterback and true freshman running back.  They are future National Champion in the making.

Alabama is one of the few teams that can match LSU’s talent level across the board – except they’re older and more experienced.

Diogenes' prediction: 3 point game, decided on penalties and turnovers. 

GEAUX TIGERS

You fell for it, Bobby. They'er gonna send you one of those scrawny Alabama roosters!

Friday, November 7, 2014

Middle Finger Theater Presents:

Obama's Anger Translator

*WARNING: Strong Language

The Suit is not the Only Thing That's Empty.......


It seems Dear Leader’s speech from Wednesday's press conference is getting  universally panned.

This one made me laugh:

“He tried to downplay the Democrats’ loss of the Senate by talking to the two-thirds of people who did not vote. He tried to insinuate that it was a bipartisan rejection. He reminded us several times that he is still president. (“I’m the guy elected by everybody.”)

Wait a second. Does he think turnout in 2012 was universal? Ummm, no. 57.5% and down from 2008. And about half of us voted against him anyway.

See, the midterms aren’t legitimate elections because no one votes, but everyone votes in the presidential elections. Or something.

The speech was like an extension of the hilarious MSNBC coverage of the election with the president playing the role of Chris Hayes.

I, for one, am shocked that the thin-skinned narcissist we’ve come to know and love took Tuesday’s election results with all the grace and dignity of a toddler denied candy.

Fishnet Friday