Friday, January 8, 2016

Don't We All.......

Feral Islam


Tensions are high all over Europe because of Feral Muslims and acts of terrorism and rape, the latest ones being the mob attacks on German women in Cologne.

While acts of terrorism will come and go, and may even abate for long periods of time due to the efficiency of surveillance, acts of Muslim rape are much less likely to cease. They will continue to be a regular occurrence wherever Muslim migrants are housed, and can be expected to raise tensions between migrants and the native populace simmering over.  It's the result of the vast numbers of migrants who have arrived in Europe last year (conservatively estimated at between 750,000 and 1,500,000) and those who will arrive this year, the overwhelming majority are and will continue to be young males. One estimate is that 72% of them are adult men, with just 13% women, and 15% children. Many of the "children" are teenage boys, hormones in tennis shoes already feeling the first stirrings of sexual desire, while most of the adult men are in the more sexually virile age groups of twenties and thirties.

In other words, the great majority of these so called "Muslim Refugees" are males of an age at which they think almost ceaselessly about sex. It is a significant fact that these young men are moving from societies where women are routinely covered up and jealously guarded as property, into societies where they are allowed to wear whatever or as little as they like, and rarely feel endangered living in an advanced civilized culture.

The obvious outcome of all this is that those countries that are most accommodating to the refugees can expect to be on the receiving end of having their women regularly raped.
They have invited their own trouble and downfall.


The Facebook Experiment: A MUST READ

 Mark Zuckerberg

IOTWReport:
On December 12, 2015, the Shurat HaDin – Israel Law Center opened 2 Facebook accounts. One was anti-Jew/Israel, the other was anti-Palestinian/Palestine.
They uploaded identical posts in terms of tone and pictures and verbiage. One being anti-Jew, the other being anti-Palestinian. They kept that up for days, ramping up the tone, but always in the same proportion on both pages.
On the same day they posted Death to all Jews on the Palestinian page and Death To All Palestinians on the Israeli page.
Then they reported each page to Facebook.
What do you think happened?

Thursday, January 7, 2016

A Sternly Worded Letter


Dear President Orack,
I got Big Bomb like you! Ha! Who tie yu shoe lace in morning? You wife ugly like monkey butt! Ha Ha!   

Kim Jong #Un! 


Dear Korean Fat Kid, 
I get paid vacations to Hawaii and Martha's Vineyard any time I want, and all the chocolate cake I can eat! Ha!

President Orack  

P.S. We seem to agree on one thing, my wife. 
________________

*Thank You MJA for the Linkage* 

Their Elites Are Cackling Mad Scientists: Frankensteins....

I vill create new Germans hahahahhahaa!  Germans out of Africans and Arabs, yes! They say unmöglich, it can never be done they say, but they. vill. see!
"For centuries the Germans were wont to leave their homeland, emigrating to places such as America, where the Statue of Liberty welcomed them among the “huddled masses yearning to breathe free”. For all the Germans remaining at home, however, nationality remained a matter of “blood” (jus sanguinis in Latin) rather than choice or place of birth. That identity was built into the language itself.
All that is history and will definitively be buried in 2016. Today Germany is second only to America in the number of immigrants it attracts. Most come from within the European Union (EU), but many come from farther afield. Among rich countries Germany also takes by far the most refugees—today’s “huddled masses”. About 1m were expected in 2015 alone, and the numbers in 2016 are sure to be big too.
The great Cathedrals shall become Mosques, the magnificent castles fall into ruin and the museums just empty shells...... 

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

She Wishes She Looked This Good.......

Eating Bugs May Not Be as Eco-friendly as You Think

"Crickets, considered a “gateway bug” and an ecologically viable food source, have become one of the latest food crazes - popping up on grocery store shelves in baked goods and even dog treats. 
But a UC Davis study cautions that while crickets do have the potential to increase the supply of dietary protein that we need to feed our exponentially growing population, their sustainability claims have been “overstated". 
University of California Cooperative Extension agronomist Mark Lundy informs us discerning non-bug consumers:
“Our study demonstrates that the sustainability gains associated with cultivating crickets as an alternative source of protein will depend, in large part, on what the crickets are fed and which systems of livestock production they are compared to.” 
In their experiment, crickets fed minimally processed food waste composed largely of straw died before they reached a harvestable size. Those fed processed food waste or raised on typical poultry feed only had a protein conversion rate that’s similar to chickens.
In other words, crickets can’t convert plants into protein more efficiently than chickens.  But if we can eventually find ways to efficiently farm crickets, edible bugs can be a part of our efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions while sustainably feeding a growing population." 


Ummm....I don't think so!

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

WH: Twitter Account Was One of Obama's “Top Accomplishment” in 2015


With not very many domestic policy accomplishments to point to, besides maybe lowering your golf handicap, and your foreign policy as largely a dumpster fire of failure and embarrassment, a year-end review list of your "best moments" might be slim.

Which explains why this year the White House's 2015 retrospective listed "joining Twitter" as one of President Obama's top events. Now, as the President's social media reach has expanded, and at least a chunk of his free time dedicated to spouting his every thought in 140 characters or less, the White House knows it has achieved at least something. But simply avoiding the President's speeches and press conferences in traditional media will not completely erase him from your daily life.
“Americans also shared in some more personal moments with the President, like when he walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge 50 years after the first marches from Selma to Montgomery,” the blog post said. “Or when he sang ‘Amazing Grace’ in honor of those who lost their lives to gun violence in Charleston, South Carolina.” 
“Or when he launched his own Twitter and Facebook accounts to share personal messages on stories that touched millions across the country and reflected who we are as a people,” it said. 
“Whether it’s the best posts on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube or unforgettable moments with the First Lady or the Vice President, you’ll find all of the best ways to remember 2015 right here,” the post continued. “So take a look back at some of the most memorable moments of the year that meant so much for the American people, for President Obama, and for all of us here at the White House.”
Obama's historic Iran nuclear weapons fiasco deal, which has since been acknowledged as "unbinding," and his role in ending global climate change and saving the world from us went curiously unmentioned. Maybe they're saving those accomplishments for his epic biopic.



Thank You Larwyn’s Linx for the Linkage!

Middle Finger Theater Presents:

The Last Hand Gun on Earth

Hillary Faces the Music

Image via Springer's Blog

Monday, January 4, 2016

The DMF Asshat of the Year 'Lifetime Achivement Award'

It's been awhile since we have awarded the honor of 'Ass Hat of the Year' at DMF. The main reason being that in the later years of the Obama administration there has been so many qualified candidates in politics and the media falling out of the trees we simply could not narrow it down to one.  But with the sunset soon to descend on the career of one special Ass Hat of note, we must take this opportunity to recognize his stupendous Ass Hattery as we prepare to say goodbye good riddance

Our award winner came to national prominence in 2004 after the citizens of the great state of South Dakota came to their senses and booted off the public payroll (because they had grown increasingly frustrated by his aggressive opposition to most of George W's legislative initiatives and judicial nominations) the former King of the Senate Democrats, that vile and corrupt little man Tom Daschle. The dem's then chose as there Grand Poobah  the socially conservative, pro-life pro-gun Senator from Nevada.

The Stormin' Mormon, Dingy Harry Reid.

Harry was an odd choice for an odd time. It was the dark days of the Bush years: tax cuts for everyone and burning Dixie Chicks CDs and bombing the shit out of the crazy Muslim's sandbox.   

In 2006, Harry became the true exalted  King of the Senate Democrats, The Majority Leader. He quickly shed his cloak of moderation and became the consummate obstructionist of all and everything Republican. 



In 2008 Harry was a major force in backing as a candidate for President the black guy of which he described as: "light-skinned" appearance and speaking patterns "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." Harry soon began, with the help of his House pal Nancy Pelosi, ramming the Negro with no Negro dialect agenda down the throats of America.

At some point, age began to catch up with Harry. He began to say stupid things, even for a King of the Senate Democrats.  Who can forget that strange and bizarre press conference during the 2012 election of which out of the blue Harry said this about Mitt Romney:  
“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,”
After Republicans seized control of the Senate in the devastating midterm election of 2014, Senate Majority Leader Harry was demoted once again to the lowly Senate Minority Leader position from which he came. The demotion was devastating and the slide into crazy became fast and steep. 



Harry began ranting and raving daily, in almost all his time at the Senate podium obsessing about the Koch Brothers. Day after day, speech after speech the ugly face of Koch addiction reared it's head until even some in the media started to question Harry's condition.



Then last year, tragedy stuck. While in his bathroom the little boxer got roughed up by getting on the bad side of his exercise resistance band named Vinnie. It beat him up pretty good, breaking a number of ribs and bones in his face, but seems to have cured his Koch addiction in the process. He should stop working out with big Italian guys.



Then last March, Dingy Harry announced he was retiring from the Senate. It must be a bitch for a power hungry politician to be regulated to second string.  But his constituents are grateful. A brothel in Nevada with an extinctive sex menu has offered to host Harry's retirement party to thank him for efforts that have “positively affected” the hookers of Nevada and health care for their tools of the trade.

The way we look at it, if Ted Kennedy was the "Lion of the Senate" Dingy Harry was the "Turd in the Punch bowl". And if you're driving through Nevada and see some guy in sunglasses mumbling and wander around aimlessly in the desert, just keep driving.......


*Thank You MJA for the Linkage*