Leftist Nutsack Russell Brand Speaks for the Remains |
Thursday, June 30, 2016
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Ladies, Don't Be Swapping Spit and DNA with #NeverTrumpers!
Roosh V. |
From Roosh's column:
"While Donald Trump is far from a perfect Presidential candidate, he represents ideas of beauty, tradition, truth, and nationalism. It’s not surprising that those who hate him and protest at his rallies represent the polar opposite: ugliness, degeneracy, lies, and globalism, though mostly ugliness. The women you see at anti-Trump rallies are awash in obesity, masculine behavior, and utter repulsiveness. For this reason, I recommend that you completely stop having sex with Trump haters....."Roosh explains, “Good women don’t hate Trump.” He also explains this by way of describing his current “girlfriend” who doesn’t hate Trump, and is “good.”
"I’m currently dating a girl who is apathetic about Trump. She doesn’t love him but doesn’t hate him either, and finds him more entertaining than anything. From that, you can correctly guess that she is feminine, thin, and sweet-natured......"
Sadly, Roosh V.'s Present Girlfriend |
He also gives the guys some valuable pick up lines to help weed out the Trump Hating wenches from us beautiful Trump Babes:
- “Today I’m actually having a good day because my Donald Trump hat came in.”
- “Excuse me, I was on my way to a Trump supporter meeting but you have a happy walk and I wanted to know if you were also going to the same Trump meeting.”
- “What do I do? I support Trump. I’m doing some work now to make sure he gets elected this November, because it’s time to make America great again.”
And next time one of those virile, horn-rimed glass wearing pajama boy types approach you at your knitting circle or yoga class and invites you to he's
Monday, June 27, 2016
Famous Local Negro Golfer and Actor Contemplates Retirement
The Maui Wowie Free Press
by Roachclip Johnson:
Hawaii 411 Baby - As we have kept you abreast in the past with Local Negro Boy Makes Good on the Mainland, news has reached us that semi-pro golfer, author, comedian, political commentator and actor Barry Soetoro
(stage name Barack Obama) plans to retire in late fall of this year after failure of contract renewal.
Mr. Soetoro's once wildly popular show 'Barack Obama' and his portrayal for mainland television audiences of a bumbling, much traveled and leisure oriented closeted gay President of the United States married to an overbearing transvestite First Lady, will end it's eight year run.
In recent years, the 'Barack Obama Show' popularity has waned as cast members left for greener pastures and Mr. Soetoro's frequent absence because world travel and golfing interest have taken priority.
Sertoro has plans to live in the Washington DC area where golf courses are plenty and he is close to the main stage of politics. He also plans to make himself available to daytime talk shows and cable news networks for his brand of rambling goofy commentary and folksy views on the politics of the day that his verbose and sometime thought challenged famous character is know for. There is even rumor of another fictional autobiography in the works.
by Roachclip Johnson:
Barry Soetoro |
Mr. Soetoro's once wildly popular show 'Barack Obama' and his portrayal for mainland television audiences of a bumbling, much traveled and leisure oriented closeted gay President of the United States married to an overbearing transvestite First Lady, will end it's eight year run.
In recent years, the 'Barack Obama Show' popularity has waned as cast members left for greener pastures and Mr. Soetoro's frequent absence because world travel and golfing interest have taken priority.
Sertoro has plans to live in the Washington DC area where golf courses are plenty and he is close to the main stage of politics. He also plans to make himself available to daytime talk shows and cable news networks for his brand of rambling goofy commentary and folksy views on the politics of the day that his verbose and sometime thought challenged famous character is know for. There is even rumor of another fictional autobiography in the works.
Editors Note: Roachclip Johnson is an Award Winning Herbal Cultivation Reporter for The Maui Wowie Free Press, and when free on bond a contributor to Middle Finger News Service International
Sunday, June 26, 2016
The 2016 Paul Revere Award
I was honored today with the news that DMF was voted to receive recognition as a 2016 Paul Revere Award Recipient. The Awards are held annually, hosted and presented by the most excellent Curmudgeon of Political Clown Parade. It is truly an honor to be recognized by my Blog Sisters and Brothers and our readers for the work we do. Thank You Curmudgeon for the work YOU do, and congratulations to all of this years winners.
Jan,
I am honored to inform you that your blog, Diogenes' Middle Finger, was recognized as one of the Top 20 Winners of the 2016 Paul Revere Award. The people have spoken.
Is This Awesome or What!!
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Saturday, June 25, 2016
10 Saturdays From Today....
This season will be an interesting year in the SEC to say the least. Will the Crimson Tide end a two game losing streak to Old Miss, and avenge the one blemish on what could have been a perfect season last year? Will LSU break the curse of 2011 and defeat the Tide who must do battle in the confines of Death Valley? Can Chad Kelly match last year performance? Will Nick Chubb show up? It's all yet to be seen.
But as I did last year, I predict no SEC West team goes undefeated. The talent and Defenses are the toughest in the nation. That said, I believe more then one Southeastern Conference team have as good a chance as any in the country to raise the National Championship Trophy into the air this January.
Friday, June 24, 2016
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Theater of the Absurd
"This episode is a neat little demonstration of just how topsy-turvy the moral universe of the Democratic party has become. What they are actually demanding, in the form of a 'no-buy' list of the sort proposed by Senator Chris Murphy in his filibuster last week is the abrogation of American citizens' Fifth Amendment rights in order to then strip them of their Second Amendment rights. Meanwhile, anyone who uses their First Amendment right to oppose this scheme is accused of wanting to sell guns to ISIS (as Murphy and Elizabeth Warren have both said). It would be difficult to think of a better demonstration of Democrats' wholehearted embrace of an ends-justify-the-means philosophy of governing." - Ian Tuttle
Obama Tags Champion of Porn in Public Libraries to Head Library of Congress
PJ Media - There is now a Republican-led effort for the Senate to confirm President Obama’s nomination of Carla Hayden to be the librarian of Congress. Her confirmation hearing proceeded without any serious review of her record, her views, or her qualifications.
The American people should be asking why any senator would be anxious to confirm a nominee who is not only unqualified, but whom The Nation magazine celebrated as a “radical librarian” who champions unrestricted access to pornography in public libraries.
Other members of Congress should be asking why there is such a hurry to put a non-scholarly political activist in charge of their research arm -- the Congressional Research Service, which is within the Library of Congress. The post of librarian of Congress has long been filled not by librarians, but by first-rank scholars and historians of national reputation.
The librarian of Congress is, in effect, the nation’s scholar-in-chief. Retired incumbent James H. Billington, who left the position in 2015, authored five books, dozens of scholarly articles, and was the former director of the Smithsonian’s Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars. He also taught history at Harvard and Princeton. His predecessor Daniel Boorstin was a prolific scholar of the American experience -- his book The Americans won the Pulitzer Prize.And what are Carla Hayden's qualifications for such a prestigious post? She headed the Enoch Pratt Free Library in Baltimore since 1993. She has edited, not written, only one book: a bibliography of culturally diverse materials, and is neither a scholar nor a historian.
The post of librarian of Congress is of vital importance to the nation's cultural and intellectual life. However, she seems to have been nominated, according to National Review, because of the Obama administration's “yoke of identity politics.” Obama didn’t emphasize her qualifications as a scholar or historian when he nominated her because of “her meager scholarly credentials,” according to the Weekly Standard. Instead, Obama emphasized her gender and race:
"Carla Hayden would be the first woman and the first African American to hold the position – both of which are long overdue."
This is just another step towards the Lefts Orwellian world of the control of history and information. The Library itself is a prime target for the Left, which works to change our culture, impose politically correct restrictions, and erase any of our history they do not like.
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