Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Is It Football Season Yet??

To commemorate the 80th anniversary of their first Top 20 AP college football poll, the Sports Monkeys at the Associated Press today announced their rankings of the Greatest Collegiate Football programs of all time. 
"College football is rich with history, and the AP poll is a unique measure of how the sport has changed through time. The all-time list lets fans interact with that history, and debate how the nation's top programs fared over time." -  Deputy Sports Editor, Noreen Gillespie 
According to the AP, the rankings were based on total poll appearances, number of times ranked No. 1 and AP national championships. The AP poll started on Oct. 19, 1936, with 20 teams before getting reduced to 10 teams (1961-67) and then expanding back to 20 in 1968. The AP Top 25, as we know it today, started with the 1989 football season. You can see the complete list of the 100 programs ranked here

AP Top 20 All-time
Great  Collegiate Football Programs:

Monday, August 1, 2016

The Last Throes of the Full Retard Left Before Obama Leaves Office

Being egged on by the words of a President and a racially bias Justice Department, The Black Lives Matter Movement released Monday their agenda, titled “A Vision for Black Lives: Policy Demands for Black Power, Freedom and Justice.” The agenda outlines six demands and offers 40 recommendations on how to address them. Movement organizers are calling for an end to the type of militarized police presence seen at protests in cities like Ferguson, and the retroactive decriminalization and immediate release of all people convicted of drug offenses, sex work related offenses and youth offenses.
“We seek radical transformation, not reactionary reform. As the 2016 election continues, this platform provides us with a way to intervene with an agenda that resists state and corporate power, an opportunity to implement policies that truly value the safety and humanity of Black lives, and an overall means to hold elected leaders accountable.”
The group also is calling for the passage of a bill that would create a commission to study reparations for descendants of slaves.

Fueled largely by social media, the movement has grabbed the attention of elected officials, including President Barack Obama – who has invited activists to the White House to discuss their grievances and possible solutions. 

While these same black activist refuse to address the crime, drugs and black on black crime in their own neighborhoods,  brainless white liberals join the BLM movement as the black crime spills over into their neighborhoods as they stupidly point fingers at the very law enforcement there to help prevent it. 

And all the while, they continue to turn power over to people with bigoted views and bad judgment like this:

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, July 30, 2016

MFNS Uncovers Lost Hillary Clinton Interview Clips

Middle Finger News has gone to great lengths to uncovered surviving clips of a  Hillary Clinton  interview with Bulgarian State Television believed to have been lost for years. The short clips are from early 1992, about the time Bill Clinton was falling badly in the New Hampshire primary polls, the Gennifer Flowers affair had come to light and hopes of Hillary's chances of becoming First Lady, or any future in politics seemingly being dashed. 

The interview, shot on state of the art Russian 8mm film was believed to have been destroyed during the tragic nationwide Bulgarian sewer overflow. But even after the 1992 election of Bill Clinton as 42nd President, rumors persisted of frames that survived.   

Friday, July 29, 2016

That Look You Get When the Devil Drops By to Remind You That You Own Him Bigtime!

"Dressed symbolically all in white (as though she were a bride or a monarch enjoying her privilege du blanc), she delivered a speech that was one part It Takes a Village and eleven parts old State of the Union speeches from Barack Obama and her husband. Her presentation was her usual hectoring -- she is not capable of speaking in another mode -- and one of her themes was the superiority of collective action to atomistic individualism, as though she were running against Ayn Rand rather than Donald Trump. She decried 'mean rhetoric' and then said that people who operate their businesses in ways that displease her are unpatriotic. She suggested that pillaging high-earning individuals and companies with confiscatory taxes could fund an endless goody bag of patronage for her constituents."
"I.e., the usual Hillary."

Fishnet Friday

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Inspiring Young Women, One by One

Getting to Know the Real Madam Cankles

Hillary and Gal Pal Mule Strep
"If only we could get to know the real Hillary Clinton.  
"Over 25 years, the public surely has attained an accurate-enough picture of Hillary Clinton. They may not know all the details of her advocacy work as a young woman, but they have seen her smash-mouth partisanship, her grating insincerity, her gross money-grubbing, her serial dishonesties, her cat-on-a-hot-tin-roof caution, and her grind-out ambition that has lacked a light touch or any poetry......"
"Hillary always points out how she is a target for attack, but the two controversies that have dogged her in the past year were entirely of her own doing. No enemy of hers forced her to circumvent the rules to try to keep her official e-mails off the grid, or to take $675,000 from Goldman Sachs for three speeches. She did this to herself -- because she thought she could get away with it." - Rich Lowry

DNC Day 2: Bernie Folds like a Cheap Lawn Chair, Bill Tries to Sell Us a Lemon

 Earl Done This

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Petition Begins to Remove AC from State Department

John F'ing Kerry (he fought in Vietnam ya know)

It's High Time Our Leaders Lead By Example

Recently our illustrious Secretary of State John Kerry announced to a gathering of world dignitaries almost as smart as he is that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State. Kerry was in Vienna to amend the 1987 Montreal Protocol that would phase out hydrofluorocarbons, or HFCs, from basic household and commercial appliances.

“As we were working together on the challenge of [ISIS] and terrorism.  It’s hard for some people to grasp it, but what we–you–are doing here right now is of equal importance because it has the ability to literally save life on the planet itself.”
After John Kerry announced that Air Conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS,  a petition began to get him to put his money where his big mouth is.

From Change.org: 

WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and
WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected and appointed government officials to lead by example,
THEREFORE, we call upon the U.S. Department of State to remove air conditioning from all property that the Department owns, rents, or otherwise employs, including but not limited to embassies, consulates, office buildings, etc., all vehicles owned and/or operated by the Department, and any other property, real or movable, owned, rented, or otherwise employed by the Department.
(Click through to sign Here)

And we thought that Joe Biden held the governmental permit to making incredibly stupid statements....... 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage