Monday, April 10, 2017

Put Down Your Drink Before Reading This.....

Hillary Clinton Voted 6th Most Beautiful Woman of 2016.


The millennial Entertainment Magazine website Buzznet recently ran a poll to ask "Who Are the Most Beautiful Women in the World of 2016."  7 million people responded.  Coming in at #6 was the Witch of Chappaqua herself, Ma Clinton. 
"The names of the world's “most strongest, intelligent, desirable, popular, attractive, beautiful, successful women in 2016 /2017” were “chosen by the people.” 
Now I have to admit, I have no idea who most of these women are, nor do I care. What's interesting is who is on the list that I do recognize. Certainly not who I think most would consider that beautiful or desirable, and in some cases even intelligent. The list should tell most anyone where millennial's heads are these day.

And just who is #1 on the list you ask?

A Hint: She carries a French spelling of her first name, drives expensive Germany Automobiles, wears Paris Fashions, and as her people are fond of calling-out people like me for wearing hoop earrings, is herself one of the biggest so-called "Cultural Appropriators" in America.

Here is their list of "The 30 Most Beautiful Women of 2016." *Cough* 

Oh. and by the way, to save you some suspense.....Mooch came in at #21

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Korean Fat Kid Gets All Spooky and Stuff Again

South Korean radio Sunday reported the North Korean DPRK has resumed its broadcast of mysterious sets of random numbers over state run radio, believed to be coded orders to its spies in the south, and Japan. From Yonhap News Agency - Seoul :
"From now on, we announce tasks of mechanical engineering review for the Unit 21 expedition members of the remote education university." North Korea's state-run Pyongyang Radio said at 12:15 a.m. "Number 69 on page 602, number 79 on page 133, number 18 on page 216." A total of 70 sets of such five-digit numbers were read out twice. 
The North resumed the Cold-War era type broadcast in June of last year amid escalating tensions with the South. Many believe them real clandestine orders.

Others believe because the North Koreans have been isolated from the rest of the world for so long, and their only state approved joke book so old, to save time in the telling them they just refer to them by number. The DPRK had previously suspended such radio broadcasts years earlier when it's believed their vacuum tube burned out. 

A Note to the Loyal and Loving Readers of DMF

Over the weekend we raised the hood on DMF and made a few changes. Some are noticeable, some are not.  Among the changes are the new Domain Address and new and better Analytics for Moi, and we sexed-it-up with a few cosmetic changes and a small tweak that should make the page load faster for yous guys.

Unfortunately, one change seems to have hidden all of your brilliant comments. They still show in my disqus dashboard so they are not lost.  So for the time being, if you happen to be the first to comment on a post and the comment link is not showing, just click on the Post Title to get to the comment box. When the new squirrels get settled in and up to full speed, that should iron itself out. - Mommy Dearest of DMF

If you encounter any problems, please let me know?

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought to you by BLUESJUNKY - Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, April 7, 2017

Kim Jong Un Reportedly Flees to Open Sea After Informed of Syrian Air Strike

Middle Finger News Service

Kim flees Pyongyang by tugboat under cover of thick morning fog 
to safety aboard DPRK Poo Class Submarine off the coast.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Gettin' It Done

In a matter of a few short hours, Donald Trump Bombed Syria and Nuked the democrats in the Senate. And while we are on the subject of Syria, let's respond to a widely known conspiracy site who regularly fancifully over-analyze things, and bullshits their readers.

In their latest "There is ZERO motive for President Bashir Assad to weaponize chemical weapons against his people." their grand conspiracy motive of Assad's gas attack, according to their expert analysis, is being used as a ploy of the CIA and the Deep State to mislead Trump and into an escalation of war. It was really Assad's enemies who did the dastardly deed.

These geniuses overlook one obvious point. The insurgent, nor the rebels nor ISIS have an AIR FORCE!

No, Assad is friggin' crazy and under the thumb and protection of Russia, and Putin has the same motive all tin pot dictators always have had: They are testing the new American president.

Trump has said over and over America was his main concern. With every new administration come tests from foreign enemies of the United States. Why did Assad burn his own people with chemical weapons? Because Assad and the Russians wanted to slap President Donald J. Trump in the same way every enemy of this country in the world enjoyed slapping around Barack Obama. Like all presidents before him since the Cold war started, Barack Obama was tested by our enemies. In April 2009 the new administration was tested by North Korea, and found a response of weakness. In April 2017, it is President Donald J. Trump who is tested.

And how well did Trump do on his first major test? Even the Senate and House Minority Leaders couldn't criticize him on this one. 

Kim Jong Un Awakens to Shock of Trump's Cruise Missile Strike on Syria