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DER SPIEGEL

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Mental Health Experts on the Political Outrages Committed in the Name of Their Honorable Profession.

We should praise and give just due when the left does the right thing as it did this week. It was uplifting to hear all mental health groups rush to the defense of the President, after he was declared “mentally ill” and “shamed” in other ways by Democratic members of Congress. It was also encouraging to hear them defend the President from the daily assaults of the media, concerning his mental capacity, and how it was medical malfeasance for any doctor to diagnose, without actually meeting the patient.

Now, of course, NONE OF THIS HAPPENED.

These fraudulent, gutless, partisan hack groups, stand for nothing, other than filling their coffers. An outcry would have arisen, by all prominent members of these groups, had any Republican called then President Obama, or any Democratic members of Congress, “mentally ill.” The tweets by the social justice warriors on the left, and the mental illness shaming hashtags, would have called for people to resign, and apologize, and take some sort of “understanding course.”

You want to talk “mental illness,” let’s talk “denial.” The left’s, and the media’s, absolute inability to accept reality is what is called “denial.” And, yes, denial is a symptom of mental illness. Triggered by the President, like dogs on the Fourth of July, the left’s loss of sleep, absolute anxiety and inability to interact with those who think and see issues differently than they do, are symptomatic of an underlying mental health condition. If you want poster people for mental illness, Congressmen Waters and Pelosi are your billboards.

So, esteemed boards of mental health, and armchair psychiatrists of America, it is on you to stop the mental illness “shaming.” Media members of the left, it’s time to get help, and we on the right will support and encourage you throughout your rehabilitation. But, it has to start with admitting, and saying it with me: Donald Trump is President of the United States of America. Take a few breaths, and say it again. - JUDITH FRIEDMAN

It’s Safe to say CNN doesn’t give a Flying **** If Anyone Trusts Them as a News Source Anymore.

German Chancellor Frau Merkel

In keeping with their long line of fake news attacking the President, CNN has reported German Chancellor Angela Merkel may be using her superior intellect and mind powers to help embarrass the US President. It actually sounds like a pretty good movie plot, but definitely not a legitimate news piece, well unless you're CNN.

Downtrend - "CNN‘s international diplomatic editor Nic Robertson said this on the air yesterday:

“Angela Merkel has chosen to hold this summit in an environment, in a location, that can be surrounded by protesters. It’s not as we see some summits, on a remote hilltop that the whole village or the town around it is secure…Angela Merkel is in a re-election campaign this year. The protesters will be able to get close so that, in part, President Trump can hear the voices of dissent here in Germany, here in Europe.”

"CNN says Merkel picked Hamburg as the site for the G20 Summit because she thinks protesters will come out and give it to Trump. There’s only one problem with that theory: the location of the summit was chosen over a year ago. At that time Trump wasn’t even the GOP nominee yet. Also, there wasn’t a person on the planet last July who didn’t think Hillary Clinton wasn’t going to be the next President of the United States.

It is CNN’s contention that Angela Merkel could see into the future and predict Trump’s upset win over Hillary and that she knew she was going to need a way to knock him down a peg so she picked Hamburg as the site for the G20 because she also knows that protesters will be there to embarrass Trump. That may be the stupidest thing to ever come from CNN and they have Don Lemon in their employ who thinks black holes eat airplanes. 

When CNN’s president Jeff Zucker says “people trust us” and White House corespondent Jim Accosta says, “we are real news” this is what they are talking about." 

BFFs Angela and the Magic Negro Meet at the Nuclear Security Summit March 25, 2014

#CNNBlackmail - Network Ratings Plunge

Alright Boys and Girls, time get your photoshops on. Mr. Pinko and Politopinion.com are throwing some genuine U.S. cash money at the winners of their "PRESIDENT TRUMP vs. Fake News CNN MEME CONTEST".  There are 3 divisions to win -Video-GIF-JPEG. 

Instructions and rules at the site. 

The Meme Police

This is very news organization has been reporting this week about how states are refusing to turn over voter data to the administration over privacy concerns, while tracking down a private citizen and threatening to publish his personal information if he doesn’t stay on the straight and narrow. In a week when we celebrate freedom, it’s a good reminder that threats to our liberties don’t come solely from government.

....and it looks like the incorrigibles at 4chan are Going After CNN

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MFNS: Make No Mistake About It.

by the Editorial Board of Middle Finger News Service:

Make no mistake, our seasoned journalists drill down and tell the cautionary tales of bombshells that land on dumpster fires in the middle of firestorms, after the grilling of senators who pivot to whether they’d reached a tipping point or were just playing politics, not fearing the optics of thinking outside the box at the crossroads of their last ditch effort, although there is always plenty of blame to go around in the searing indictment of the favorite Washington parlor game that turns a blind eye on a potent symbol a the game-changer which dons the mantle of a hotly contested feeding frenzy. 

Needless to say, it remains to be seen in the 24-hour news cycle of the digital age, whether at first glance, the woefully inadequate, byzantine rules that burst onto the scene will allow the punditocracy to breathe a sigh of relief or will force it to vicariously probe the powers that be for the American people. But those rules double-down with strange bedfellows in the wake of keen observers of tongue-wagging, well-heeled lobbyists who meet with an ignominious end in the final analysis at the end of the day when, for all intents and purposes, cooler heads prevail at the inflection point of no return that is sometime shrouded in secrecy in an ill-advised, much-ballyhooed, hastily-convened, closely-watched and oft-cited paradigm shift of a broken system that underscores the object lesson of a Rorschach test. 

Be that as it may, this is not your father’s tectonic shift, if you will, and Christmas comes early for skittish politicans in that land of contradictions which ushered in an eye-popping era in a nutshell that, contrary to popular belief, prevents anyone from acknowledging the new norm in which there are no face-saving compromises and we all press each other’s hot-button issues which are the talk of the town.  Yet a portrait emerges of a grizzly veteran who endured withering criticism in a dizzying array of wide-ranging interviews in a nondescript office building, and of the poster child of an unsung hero who was tapped to rise from obscurity and spark a debate that raised the specter of hand-wringing partisans on both sides who trade barbs in a war of words and walked on thin ice in a charm offensive, going forward as creatures of Washington in a stinging rebuke to the fevered speculation of the proverbial growing body of evidence that shines a spotlight on a political football, which raises more questions than answers about our tightly knit social fabric.

Interestingly Enough......

I just perused the major lefty websites. Other then a few interesting 4th of July recipes for corndogs to stuff down their throats in lieu of other things today, or suggestions of flying the flag upside down in protest of Trump, no mention...none at all, of Patriotism or reason for celebration of America. Just another day to not have to work. 

Happy Independence Day Y'all

May The Blessings Laid Upon this Nation at it's Founding 

Remain Forevermore!

  

This day also marks the anniversary of the fall of Vicksburg.  On July 4th, 1863, after a 47 day siege of the city, ravished by hunger and disease, the heavily fortified stronghold and the Mississippi River navigation it controlled were surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant, changing to course of the war. July 4th celebrations were not again observed in Vicksburg until 1907.

Celebrate With Gusto!!

Lizzy Warren’s Senate Race Opponent Sends her a Birthday Gift. Princess Spreading Bull Was Not Amused

Massachusetts Senate candidate, businessman V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai, who is running against Elizabeth "Fauxcohontas" Warren for her U.S. Senate seat posted hilarious screenshots of a birthday gift for Warren he purchased online. Lizzy turned 68 in June. Ayyadurai, who is of bonafide East Indian decent, is running on the slogan: “Only a real Indian can defeat the fake Indian.” Senator Lizzy was not amused and refused to take a DNA test mailed to her by Ayyadurai.

The Boston businessman and inventor V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai is the real deal. Ayyadura received a Ph.D. and his undergraduate degree from the M.I.T.  Thanks to her exploitation of her phony minority status, Senator Lizzy, who graduated from Rutgers Law School was hired as a professor at Harvard Law, where she was listed as a “woman of color” and taught one class for a $300,000 salary, benefited from affirmative action hiring programs that should have benefited ACTUAL Native-Americans.  Hypocritical Progressiveness at it's best. 

Earl Done This.

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