Thursday, September 7, 2017

Pointing Her Bony Finger at Barky

In case you haven't been keeping track, Ma Clinton has blamed just about everyone and everything for her epic election loss including James Comey, the Russians, Sexism, Trump collusion with Russia, Middle Finger News Service, James Comey, the Media, Bernie Sanders, Seasonal Jock Itch, the Russians, side three of The Beatles' White Album, and Toenail Fungus. But missing from this list is Hillary Clinton herself, who shouldn’t be held accountable for running a shitty campaign. There is one notable name missing, and we find Ma did finally indeed get around to blaming Barky Obama himself.

Why Hillary Always Wears Pant Suits
Tidbits of her new book that looks back at the 2016 election, “I F*cked Up And It’s Your Fault” have been leaking in advance and it’s full of her pointing the finger at everyone but herself. In the latest excerpt we learn that Obama is also to blame:
“I do wonder sometimes about what would have happened if President Obama had made a televised address to the nation in the fall of 2016 warning that our democracy was under attack. Maybe more Americans would have woken up to the threat in time. We’ll never know.”
What she is referring to is the bullshit narrative that the Russians hacked the election and stole it from her. The reason why Barky didn’t give a public address on the subject is because he knew it wasn't true. Sure, Barky loves lying, but at that point he was in legacy building mode and didn’t want to leave office on a bigger whopper than “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”

If only Barky had lied for her, she would be president right now. That's a very Clinton thing to say, don't ya think? 

But after 8 years of an horrendously lawless and deceiving presidency, people were not all that psyched about another democrat in the White House. Especially another Clinton.  She stills fails to see that. But I do think we finally found something to be grateful to Barack Obama for......

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Hunting Nazis On The Golf Course

With the whole Russia/Trump collusion story in total collapse and news organizations like CNN pulling investigators off the Russia coverage, the newly hired journalism school grad reporters hired to dig dirt on Trump are now scrambling elsewhere for that one Pulitzer winning story they all dream of.  Some have gone Nazi hunting. As USA Today touted a report out this morning on the tweeter, they have “ID’ed 4500 Trump golf-club members" through social media as well as an online service that tracks golfers handicaps:

Trump owns golf courses across the world, so USA Today thought it prudent to dig up information on club members and see what type of cretins would associate themselves with Trump in any way.  

It would be interesting to know how many media personalities and celebrities are on the list, but I doubt they would reveal that.  The only thing an investigation like this proves is that the MSM does not care about reporting what’s really happening in the world. They just want to get Trump, anyway they can.

h/t Konan The Bar Barron

Hurricanes Be Racist Y'all

Thank You Larwyn's Linx @ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage!

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Lawyer Admits DACA is Lawless & Unconstitutional And Obama Knew It

Warner Todd Huston - "As the nation gears up to re-argue Barack Obama’s amnesty for illegals called the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), one of the lawyers that Obama employed to push the original campaign has come out to admit that the whole program is probably unconstitutional and clearly Obama knew it the whole time."
"To hear the media tell it, all 844,931 people within the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program are paragons of virtue we Americans should be throwing ourselves at the knees of in gratitude for them coming to stay. In reality, DACA is a shabby little temporary amnesty program that rewards underachievers and permits quite a few criminals to avail themselves of its benefits......" - Monica Showalter 
"Attorney Eric Columbus, who worked on DACA for Obama at the Department of Justice, jumped to his Twitter account to talk about the policy he helped build. In a long series of Tweets, Columbus noted at one point that court challenges to DACA’s legitimacy are “very likely to succeed” because DACA simply isn’t a legal policy.

By the way, it should be noted that there already was a court that ruled against Obama’s illegal policy, but he ignored the court ruling and implemented DACA anyway. In 2015, the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocked Obama’s executive orders because the policy forced states to support illegals with state funds and because Obama’s actions summarily changed the status of millions of illegals without Constitutional justificationObama lawlessly surged ahead and put his plans in place, anyway, quite despite what the 5th Circuit and a lower court ruled."

Let's not kid ourselves.  It's not compassion that drives democrats to defend a lawless Obama policy.  It's an attempt to "Fundamentally Transform America" by duplication of this in all the higher electoral vote states.   Nothing more........

Profiles in Moonbattery

DT - "The hopes and prayers of liberals to remove President Trump from office and therefore reverse the results of a legitimate election are increasingly resting with rogue special counsel Robert Mueller. Frustrated Hollyweirdos have ushered in the era of the totalitarian left with calls for Deep State coups, violence in the streets, martial law and the overturning of the democratic process and will of the voters by an unelected police state figure in Mueller. 

Of course, no thought ever goes into the idea that this all will one day come back to bite them in their own asses. 

One of the most fascistic of all is Rob “Meathead” Reiner who became famous for his performance of Archie Bunker’s flaming leftist son in law Mike Stivic. The now aged, balding and obese Reiner has issued a plea to Mueller to hurry up and Get Trump!"

"Well there’s hippie flower power Mike Stivic left and there’s full-blown jackboot, Joseph Stalin blood purge left and that is exactly what Reiner and his buddies want to see – until the day that it all swings back around on them that is.

If there is one positive aspect of the raging outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has swept the land it is that the left continues to expose themselves as drooling authoritarians. Who knew that inside every liberal there was a raging fascist struggling to get out but now they are on full display as exactly what they have always been.  

Stifle yourself Meathead!"

Sunday, September 3, 2017

The Newest Nonsense of Climate Change Alarmists

Lefties are having a really tough time with this global warming thing. For starters, they had to ditch the Global Warming label when they realized temperatures weren’t actually going up. Not only that, the warming that does take place is natural according to some studies. So, they changed their catchphrase to a much more dinner table friendly “Climate Change”.

But, that hasn’t been going well either thanks to faulty data and outrageous propaganda being peddled instead of actual facts. Now, we’ve got a new angle to push climate change alarmism. It’s causing car crashes and killing people!
"Global warming was responsible for thousands of road deaths in 2015, according to a new study, contradicting many public safety experts who blame increased cell phone use for the spike in traffic fatalities. 
“As temperatures continue to increase from heat-trapping gases in the atmosphere, road deaths will likely increase more than expected unless there are major mitigating countermeasures,” retired Yale University epidemiologist Leon Robertson said in a statement." 
"Traffic deaths rose by 2,348, or 7.2 percent, in 2015 to 35,200, according to Transportation Department data. Robertson said rising temperatures and increased rainfall had people driving more miles than they would have otherwise, leading to more deaths......" - The Daily Caller 
I'm not really sure how they come to equate Heat+Rain = more people driving more. Seeing there are an ever increasing number of autos on the road every year, you would expect more traffic deaths anyway. Seem to me they missed some simple logic here: the more you cross the street, the better chance of getting run over. DUH!   

But when you have to prey on people’s emotions and make them unreasonably afraid to win your argument, then your argument probably isn’t a good one in the first place. There’s no way to definitively prove this Heat+Rain=You're Gonna Die in a terrible fiery car crash on a rainy highway connection. But, that won’t stop them from pushing an agenda. There's rarely definitively proof of anything the left says. 

(The NTSB)                                Thank You MJA for the Linkage!
(Daily Caller)

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required  *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY - Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, September 1, 2017

Alright Boys and Girls, It's On! Time To Play Some Football

This weekend officially kicksoff the 2017 college football season. The professional  sports monkeys on high have made their pronouncements; they have awarded the Heisman Trophy, crowned the Conference Champions, picked the 4 playoff teams and proclaimed the Bucknutts of Ohio will win the NC, and go on to lose to the Patriots in overtime in the Superbowl. And as more often then not, they will be wrong.  I'll reserve any further comments on that because I kinda-sorta promised an OSU grad friend I wouldn't make fun of their team here again this year, like OSU having a strength of schedule that doesn't even rank in the top 50 of major college teams. ;)  So here we go.......

The Battle of the Cats - BYU v LSU

But first things first: Harvey the Tiger Cub passed all his entrance exams, and on the first day of fall classes Harvey joined the freshman class and officially named Mike VII. 

Harvey's predecessor came to campus in the fall of 2007 as a 2 year old and promptly rallied the Tigers to a National Championship that year. Harvey is but an 11 month old cub who is yet to grow into his paws, so we are giving him a year before we expect any such magic from his presence. ;)

And one more first things first: because of important project deadlines due during this years football season, my SEC Sister and fellow blogger, Curmudgeon of Political Clown Parade has kindly offered to work her magic and do some of her excellent Game Day Graphics for these post to save me time. If you are a new reader of this blog, I encourage you go by and check out Curmudgeon's rousing Alabama game day post as well, as we both run headlong towards our annual, much anticipated friendly trash talk week in November when the Tigers and the Crimson Tide face-off in Tuscaloosa on 11/4. 

Brigham Young vs Louisiana State- Sat. 8:30pm CT (ESPN)

The Tigers kickoff 2017 Saturday Night against the 1-0 BYU Cougars at the New Orleans Superdome. This will be the first ever meeting of the two teams. The Cougs finished last year 9-4 and handily defeated Portland State in their opener last week. BYU has a QB who can sling it, and should be a good test of the Tiger D backfield. They have a lot of returning starters on defense and are not to be taken lightly, as they have a very good history against SEC teams. 

As for the 2017 Tigers? I'm like most; cautiously optimistic but encouraged from what I've heard from friends in the Baton Rouge media, and gleeful there is no hype around the Tigers this year. It's fell elsewhere in the SEC. The 2016 Tigers finished the year AP ranked a respectable #13, ahead of 12 other teams with better records, and start 2017 at the same position. 

With the addition of Matt Canada as the Tiger Offensive coordinator the Tigers will have a much different look. Canada likes to play a spread offense, with lots of motion, shifts and misdirection.  Gone are the days of 3 yds and a cloud of dust. Expect the Tigers to still be primarily a running team, with a potential Heisman candidate in the backfield it's to be expected. The concern seems to be the depth of offensive line. Injures could be a major setback for the Tigers late in the year.  Expect Dave Aranda's Defense to be, maybe not top 5 as they proved to be last year, but stout and continue as they did last year to improve game by game. 

The biggest question is can the Tigers endure their meat grinder of a schedule of late Oct. and November? We will see. I say there is an even chance Auburn and LSU could meet at Tiger Stadium on Oct 4th both undefeated, with both yet to face Alabama. 

That said, I see spoilers, spoilers everywhere.  

Blessfully, gone are the Les Miles years, 
and it is now Officially The Coach O' Show.  


* Diogenes' Kickoff Week Prediction: 
Every SEC team wins their opener.......except Florida.