Friday, December 8, 2017

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Thursday, December 7, 2017

Democrats and Their Alabama Train Wreck

This is *NOT* how do outreach to Black voters.

Black voters across Alabama are calling out a campaign flyer with extremely racist underpinnings from Senate Campaign of Democrat Attorney Doug Jones, taking to the Tweeter and pointing out how it’s a ridiculous attempt to mobilize Black voters. It’s as if the Dems believed black people were considering voting for Roy Moore until some brilliant strategist posited: “What if he were black, though?” The flyer is reductive in its oversimplification of the black mind as only caring about black issues.

The Doug Jones ad, which has gone viral, in part exemplifies the reason the Democrat Party has been marginalized as a party that only exists on the coasts and in urban areas. While the policies of the party may be more progressive and black-friendly, the boobs of the Democrat leadership are really more prejudiced and shortsighted than their southern Republican counterparts, and next week’s Senate election is a perfect example.

The Democrat Party is a trash dump. It is the reason Hillary Clinton lost. It is the reason Donald Trump is president. They pocket black votes and black dollars, and take them back to the national party to spend in districts where they know they’re going to win.

Until the stories surfaced about Roy Moore’ alleged predilection for prepubescent ponytail-wearers, the Democratic Party had wholly abandoned Alabama and most of the south. It treated minorities and Democrat-leaning whites in the South like every black character in horror movies,  necessary casualties left behind for the greater good. 

Now that Dems think Doug Jones has a chance to score them a rare southern Senate seat, they have turned to Alabama’s black electorate as if they were in the state the entire time and proceed to drive the train into the ditch.......

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

For That Special....... Someone On You Christmas List

Y'all remember Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP chapter president who was outed for pretending to be a black women when in fact she was born blonde and white. Well she's still delusional, but for all you fans she's put out a new 2018 calendar just in time for Christmas featuring her in sexy pin-up poses and chock full of motivational quotes for black people, people who wish they were black, or crazy people who think they are black when they clearly are not. 

The first thing that will strike you as odd is that there IS a  Going there you will see that she is selling this 2018 calendar that is billed as pictures of her with “her own inspirational quotes.” If that doesn’t get you, it has this too: "With dozens of important birthdays and Black History facts throughout the year."I wonder if that includes the date everyone figured out she isn’t a black woman. For the record, that date is June 12, 2015. 
She’s like the white, pretending to be black, female Tony Robbins. If people didn’t hate her so much she could be a motivational speaker with inane garbage like this:  “Don’t give up, give in, compromise or quit. Rest a little & take a breath, then stand up, raise your chin & press on,” reads the April quote. That’s good advice if you are ever busted for cultural appropriation and your entire world of lies comes crashing down around you. 
“Stay woke & ready to change the world. You never know when an important opportunity will arise,” she says in December.    
“Living in full color means stepping outside of the boxes prescribed by society and following the nature of your soul,” Dolezal says in May.  Liberals would agree with that last quote if it were in reference to transgender people, but because it involves a white woman who “identifies” as black........ 
And all of this and more can be yours for the low low price of 18.99.  She also sells “Melanin Spectrum” dolls, whatever the hell those are, so you can get all of your Christmas shopping done in one spot.

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Monday, December 4, 2017

The Prison Population's Collective IQ is About To Go Down a Few More Points

 Convicted Former Florida Congressional Rep.Corrine Brown and a Few of Her Gangsta Friends 

It’s nice to see that justice does sometimes prevail in this country. Former Florida congresswoman Corrine Brown just got five years in the federal pokey for using a bogus charity to scam donors and skim off the top for personal use. It was crime born out of entitlement and greed committed to ensure a lifestyle that was beyond her means:
"Former Florida Democratic Rep. Corrine Brown was sentenced on Monday to five years in prison for mail, wire and tax fraud involving a sham charity. A jury convicted Brown of stealing money from a bogus charity, One Door For Education, which purported to give scholarships to poor children but instead filled the coffers of Brown and her associates. 
Federal prosecutors said she and a top aide committed fraud by using donations for lavish parties and trips. The aide and another official later accepted a plea deal and testified against Brown, who served in Congress for nearly 25 years. She was defeated in her 2016 primary race. 
Earlier this year, One Door President Carla Wiley pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud after it was determined that she had deposited $800,000 into the foundation’s account over four years. Over that time, federal prosecutors say it gave one scholarship for $1,000 and that Wiley transferred herself tens of thousands of dollars.Brown’s former chief of staff, Elias “Ronnie” Simmons, and the charity’s president pleaded guilty after their federal indictments for misusing the charity’s funds, and testified against Brown." - Fox
Here's a bit of Corrine in action on the House floor making Florida proud....

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Maximum 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) May Have Just Been Reached

The copious amount of propaganda being issued by the print and broadcast media is stunning and has successfully poisoned the minds of millions of millennials and low-information types because every office, gym and airport television, every magazine at the check stands and just about every television show and movie has either overt or subliminal anti-Trump messages.

But now, peak propaganda and 'Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder' (TURD) may have just been reached with the Chipmunks impeachment song:

H/T Deb

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