Friday, June 7, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

RIP.  A Louisiana Legend: Dr. John

The Lights Didn't Seem to Shine as Bright in New Orleans Last Night......


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Thursday, June 6, 2019

Bill de Bolshevik & NYPD Round Up Notorious Lawbreakers


Bill de Bolshevik and the NYPD have diverted important resources to began a crackdown on one of NYC's notorious lawbreakers. America's largest city has begun rounding up human traffickers  illegal alienstreet corner drug dealers NYC's Ice Cream Vendor trucks. The crackdown, called "Operation Meltdown," is on a group of individuals operating companies that didn't pay parking violations for nearly a decade, according to an announcement by the mayor's office Wednesday. Freaking Ice Cream Trucks!!
“No New Yorker is above the law — especially those who try to ignore public safety laws and create dangerous situations for pedestrians, bikers and drivers.“For years, these owners have ignored public safety laws and have driven dangerously in one of the busiest areas of the City. This seizure marks the end of the road for these scofflaw ice cream vendors. ” New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio.
The city began seizing 46 ice cream trucks Wednesday. The trucks allegedly parked near fire hydrants and blocked pedestrian walkways, according to the city's complaint filed last week. Ice cream trucks tend to stop when there are customers. The group targeted allegedly accrued 22,000 summonses for parking violations between 2009 and 2017, according to the city. Many of the violations cause dangerous situations throughout busy Midtown blocks, according to a copy of the city's complaint filed last week. I guess going after the millions owed in parking fines around the United Nation's building is too much of a bother. 

But just in time for another hot summer in NYC, they must not allow free range Ice Cream vendors to roam, they just might bring a smile to hot child's face, or accidentally run over an illegal alien......


(The Hill)
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One June Morning

RIP Army Staff Sergeant J.Templeton - KIA - Saint-Pellerin France. June 8th

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Dems Hatch Another Crazy Idea To Become Your Governmental Overlords


NKT - Not unlike Democrats’ efforts to pack the Supreme Court with liberal justices, this appears to be yet another far-fetched idea hatched by those in the minority party. Democrats are reportedly looking into the possibility of adding states to the union – something that hasn’t been done in 60 years – in order to gain additional seats in the U.S. Senate. Democrats and liberals are “accelerating efforts” to help Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gain statehood, according to FiveThirtyEight.
"Democrats have reason to worry about the Senate — their party is reliant on a coalition of voters predominantly situated in and around major population centers, making it harder to compete in rural states, which get the same number of senators regardless of population. Indeed, the more densely populated a state is, the more it tends to lean Democratic."
Currently, 31 states lean more Republican than the country as a whole, according to FiveThirtyEight’s analysis. That’s partly why Republicans currently hold a 53-seat majority in the Senate, according to the analysis site. Both D.C. and Puerto Rico are seen as reliably Democratic. Making those two entities states would add four additional “blue” seats to the Senate, boosting Democrats’ chances of retaking the majority. But given that Republicans control the Senate majority and the White House, Democrats’ plan is likely years away. Essentially no one is predicting Democrats will retake the majority in the Senate in 2020.

They Say A Picture is Worth Two in a Bush........or Something Like That. Whatever The Saying is, This is So Very Satisfying.

Earl Done This. 

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Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Oh Ricky!


MSNBC's Russia Hoax Queen’s ratings have come crashing down to the lowest since DJT was elected. Ricky Maddow spent two years juicing her ratings by promising her gullible audience she had the goods on Trump, that she alone could connect the Russia Collusion dots, that she was guaranteeing Trump not only colluded with Russia, but that he will be impeached, arrested, and jailed as a traitor. For two years this grifter strung her audience along with the promise that tonight’s show will be the Trump killshot…

But it was all bullshit, all lies, all desperate paranoid delusions of collusion invented by con woman/conspiracy theorist who got high sniffing her own press clippings. Sure, Maddow still has a sizable audience, but 500,000 of her viewers have finally had enough, finally got tired of being lied to, finally figured out they were being played for rubes.

She looks foolish now, exposed, and that is something almost impossible to overcome or to live down. Her intellectual bravado comes off a little hollow now, a little shrill… She’s not the old tried, true, and confident Rachel Maddow anymore and she never will be; no one is after they grift away their credibility and integrity. Maddow is so tarnished now, the far-left New York Times — New York Times! — refuses to allow its reporters to spear on her show. And this ban has nothing to do with her being a left-wing opinion host. The Times still allows its reporters to appear with other left-wing opinion hosts, like CNN’s Jake Tapper — even though Tapper’s ratings are about a fourth of what Maddow still delivers.

The problem is that Maddow is now damaged goods, damaged beyond repair, a fool and a liar exposed beyond redemption.

And the news just keeps getting worse for the Progturds at CNN... 

I'll drink to that!
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(NYT)
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Monday, June 3, 2019

The Nicaraguan Piglet Apologizes to the U.K. For DJT

Bitter and Fat is No Way To Go Through Life

Monday is media kickball day at DMF. They never seem to disappoint us. They've had all weekend to gather together at parties, or lay around and get drunk and dream up their next verbal assault against DJT. This weekend offered a bonanza of opportunities, with the official Royal visit across the pond to the see the aging Queen of the former British Empire. The Nicaraguan born Piglet Ana Navarro was no exception.

The former Republican strategist, current Anti-Trump CNN contributor and part-time co-host on 'The View', had a singular message to all of the United Kingdom, no doubt to their collective relief.  She delivered her message as Donald Trump‘s state visit got underway and cable news has been wall-to-wall with clips and images of the royals and the Trumps mixing and mingling, just waiting for a DJT to crash. God save the Queen from Donald Trump. But unable to conjure up anything nice to say, the cackling hens of 'The View' discussed how Trump has lost more money than anyone, and whether he’s actually talking about policy or politics. They talked about how he is less popular than the ‘Black American Princess’ *COUGH* Meghan Markle, and the big baby balloon that protesters fly when Trump comes to town, and the feud with London Mayor Squid Khan, in rapid fire style.

As they prepared to go to break, Navarro said “well listen, just one last message to the Brits?” “I’m sorry,” said Navarro, to the laughter of her co-hosts and applause from the audience.

If there is any apologizin' to be done, it should be Ana herself, mainly for regular appearing with the dumbest man in cable news, Don Lemon, on his toxic hate fest sideshow on CNN. If anything, she should apologize for night-after-night twisting the words and policies of the president and repeating the dems propaganda lines.  She drips with animosity while pretending to still be a Republican.

Ana, your acrimony and bitterness is very unbecoming, not to mention very unprofessional. Not that I would call all but a few media types anything other than unprofessional propagandist these days. But maybe that's why you're 48 years old and it took you so long to finally find someone willing to marry you.

(ABC)
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I Think It's Time to Officially Diagnosis Squinty Scarborough Both Dumb & Blind


One of the most loathsome mouthpieces for the unhinged establishment is MSNBC’s Squinty Scarborough who, along with bobblehead spouse Meat Puppet ‘1,000-yard stare’ Brzezinski, serve up a daily breakfast of hate and political clownsmanship on ‘Morning Joe’ that sets the network agenda that cooks at a slow-rolling boil until the gender confused Ricky Maddow and Larry 'Stop That Hammering' O'doodle show sends the soft skulled lunatic fringe off to bed with dreams of getting DJT dancing in their little heads.

Scarborough is now playing the race card with his ridiculous claim that Trump’s support has been worn down to only white males despite, new polls that show that his approval rating is continuing to increase. The ongoing theme seems to be more variations of smearing Trump and those who support him as racists, white nationalists, white supremacists and any other racially incendiary dog whistle term that will appeal to the critical black vote which didn’t turn out for Hillary Clinton as it did for Barack Obama.

The fact that DJT has made tremendous inroads with this key demographic by presiding over the best economic environment for blacks and Latinos in the nation’s history only increases the intensity of the left’s race-baiting and post-Mueller, its going to be scorched earth for Democrats and their shills in the media all the way up until next November.

According to Joe, who was chatting with New York Times columnist Bret Stephens:
I think America has been awakened to the dangers of this short-term thinking. I think conservatives, I think highly educated women in suburbs, they are gone from the Trump Republican Party forever. 
So I think that we need to take Bret’s warning, it is a global trend. I am hopeful though, as Gene said, nobody will be lulled to sleep in 2020 by Donald Trump’s lies and misinformation. By the way, Mika, a lot of those people that still say that, they are white.
It is the equivalent of the band on the RMS Titanic continuing to play as the historically doomed voyage neared its tragic conclusion only this time the iceberg is DJT, who despite the left’s hysteria, looks likely headed toward re-election next year while Democrats dither away with hate their already slim chances. Sucks for you Joe!

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A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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