Wednesday, December 4, 2019

J. Fatman Nadler and his Liberal Legal Intelligentsia Sideshow


House Judiciary Committee chairman J. Fatman Nadler (D-N.Y.) taken over as ringmaster for the ongoing impeachment circus. He’s billing his opening act as an inquiry into the “historical and constitutional basis of impeachment” and “the Framers’ intent.”

Don’t be fooled by Nadler’s scholarly posturing. He isn’t planning a civics lesson. Democrats are hell-bent on impeaching Trump, so Nadler has to rewrite American history and massage the meaning of the Constitution’s impeachment clause to fit the pile of non-evidence BS Adam Schiff’s Intelligence Committee has produced.

They swear they’re reluctant to drag the nation into impeachment, but their duty to defend the rule of law requires it. Democrats and their hand-picked legal experts argued that a president can be impeached without breaking a law. Suddenly impeachment isn’t about upholding the rule of law. The grounds are broader. Wide enough to drive a truck through.

The Framers couldn’t specify federal law violations because there were no federal laws yet. But today, it’s hard for any citizen to steer clear of the tangled web of federal laws. Still the impeachers can’t find a law Trump’s broken. The liberal legal intelligentsia is to spin impeachment to serve their politics.

Harvard law professor Noah Feldman, one of four academics Nadler is calling to testify, has been gunning for Trump since day one, just like many House Dems. In an April 2017 interview, Feldman already urged impeachment. The grounds? Trump’s criticisms of the press. Feldman claims “the real purpose of impeachment at the deepest level is for Congress to express its beliefs about what the right way to be president is.”

Madison would have been appalled, and Americans today need to beware.

Rep. Gaetz Exposes Dem Witnesses.......


And here's a little clip of the dem's star legal expert Pamela Karlan of Stanford Law:


[Spectator]
[Twitchy]

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Gees Kam, That's Embarrassing........

Imagine having to drop out of a presidential race days after the front runner bit his wife's' finger on stage and claimed that kids liked to rub his leg hairs in the swimming pool....

Polling just slightly ahead of Tree Fungus and Spartacus Booker, the angry 
black woman in Manolo Blahnik shoes act is not playing well in middle America.

First Human Composting Facility To Begin Operation in 2021


Many times on this page I've commented sarcastically in response to radical environmentalist claims that our very existence is disrupting universal vibes and doing irreversible harm to Mother Earth, by echoing the words of a skit on the 1970's National Lampoon record 'Lemmings', that they jump into a hole and beat themselves into organic fertilizer to help save the planet & quicken their own demise.

Well, today's radical environmentalist, who are more concerned about their recycle can and their pets than their children's education, now will soon have an alternative to Dan Aykroyd's Lemmings Stage Announcer's suggestions.

Environmental experts have come up with a revolutionary system to convert human remains into soil as an alternative to cremation or burial.  So now, if they feel there are too many of us them, or they just feel like they're pustules on the butt of Mother Earth, they can turn themselves into planting material for aunt Alice's flower boxes.
In a move hailed as a positive step by environmentalists, Washington became the first U.S. state to legalize the composting of human bodies in May of this year. And now, the Evergreen State will become home to the world’s first human composting facility in 2021 thanks to Katrina Spade, founder and CEO of Recompose, after the legislation she helped enact goes into effect in May 2020. 
According to its website, Spade founded the revolutionary company with the goal of offering “natural organic reduction to the public,” a system that converts human remains into soil as an alternative to cremation or burial.
“By converting human remains into soil, we minimize waste, avoid polluting groundwater and prevent the emissions of CO2 from cremation and from the manufacturing of headstones and grave liners.  By allowing organic processes to transform our bodies and those of our loved ones into a useful soil amendment, we help to strengthen our relationship to the natural cycles while enriching the earth.”
When all is said and done, the process will yield about a cubic yard of soil per person.  The soil can be taken home by friends or family and used to grow a tree or a garden. Remaining soil will be used on 640 acres of conservation land in southern Washington that will one day become an ecologically sustainable village.
A quick glance at Spade's Team at Recompose looks a bit like a group casting call for a Stephen King movie.  Oh BTW, in case you've forgotten, 'Soylent Green' just happened to have been set in the year 2022.  Just Sayin'.........

(Recompose)
(TMU)

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Monday, December 2, 2019

Joe Biden: Kids love to rub my 'hairy blonde legs'.....

For reasons that no one can fathom, the Democrats have not been able to produce a 2020 candidate better than Joe Biden. Despite a few polling hiccups he’s still their frontrunner, and he’s still the odds-on favorite to clinch the nomination. So, there’s a good chance we’re going to get more glorious nuggets of wisdom like this:
Gropey Joe made those remarks – yes, he really did – in a new video that appears to come from the same event as the infamous “Ballad of Cornpop.” It doesn't appear to be fake, here's the complete video. The clip went viral yesterday, mostly because no one could believe it was thing that a presidential candidate would actually say.

Biden's comments sound like Courtney Love-penned lyrics from an early '90s Hole album.  If you’re a Democrat who’s tempted to claim that it’s mean, or petty, to point out how incredibly weird this is, feel free to head for the exits. If a Republican said something like this, it would be played in a 24-hour loop on every major news network.

H/T Robert Laurie  

A Good Monday Morning


Saturday, November 30, 2019

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Friday, November 29, 2019

Heaping Bowls of Rivalry and a Long Waited Plate of Revenge


Week 14 of college football brings to an end the 2019 regular season. For some, it's their last chance for glory in school colors, save a bowl appearance, and the culmination of memories that may never be eclipsed in their remaining lives. For others, it's last steps before the beginning of their professional career. And for many, one game in particular means more then all the others - winning their school's storied rivalry games.  This is rivalry weekend for many programs.  But in the LSU Tigers case, this weekend is not about prized rivalry trophies and bragging rights, but of unfinished business.

It's about a 74-72 in 7 overtimes. It's about controversial calls. About suspect replay overturns that left even seasoned commentators shaking their heads. It's one thing to lose. It's another to have it taken from you. 

Saturday, Texas A&M is in the unfortunate position of now having to come to Baton Rouge and play the Tigers, who after the last meeting, have a big chip on their shoulder. This one's personal. And nothing would be more satisfying to the LSU faithful than the final game in Tiger Stadium this year be the avenging of the A&M loss, and the finishing touch on a perfect 12-0 regular season.  The weather is expected to turn ugly around kickoff and could alter the face of the game, turning it into a grinder.  Tigahs Win.


So on to Some Rivalry Weekend Games:

Ole Miss vs. Mississippi State (21-20 State Wins)
We've long known why the Good Lord put a mighty river between Louisiana and Mississippi:
Ole Miss falls after WR's urinating dog celebration  & Mississippi State coach Joe Moorhead -  'You'll have to drag my yankee ass out of here' 


Georgia vs. Georgia Tech
I'd really like to call Upset on this one.....I just can't pull the trigger.
Leghumpers finish undefeated.
SEE YA in Atlanta!

Alabama vs Auburn
With all that's happened this season, I just don't see Bama letting this one get away.
Tide Rolls

Florida vs Florida State
State wins the coin toss.
Chomp Chomp!

Clempston vs. South Carolina
Breck Girl burns the Gamecocks with 300+yds passing
Clempston gets a scare early

Oklahoma vs Okie State
Jalen Hurts put Sooner on his back
Sooners make their argument for playoffs

Ohio St. vs Michigan
UPSET ALERT
Rain expected in Ann Arbor




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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

"Don't say anything to piss off the liberal in-laws at Thanksgiving" I was told......

" .....just behave and bring the Wine."


A HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL THE READERS OF DMF!!
I'm grateful for each and every one of you. 

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Monday, November 25, 2019

Is CNN Just Dragging People In Off The Street Now??


Having spent most of the weekend sofa surfing the television channels while recuperating from minor surgery, I was astonished by one very noticeable thing.  While trying to avoid at all cost the "scripted" reality shows and any professional football game, I eventually came to land on cable news. (I blame the medication)  After a little while I said to myself, "Self" (and I knew it was me, cause I recognized my voice and was wearing my underwear) "who are these 20 something media advisers and political strategist and national security experts spouting seemingly learned pontifications and expert opinions, that look too young to even buy alcohol??"

So, seeing that I had never heard of, or ever even seen any of these so-called experts,  I decided to crank up the google box and look into these people's qualifications to tell me the truth.

Were talking here of an in-the-loop 'Congressional Correspondent' who's prior major accomplishment was as a political reporter in small media market somewhere in backwoods Pennsylvania, covering the city council and civic affairs.  In another case, a 'Political Strategist' had been an assistant to an aide of a one-term congressman from Rhode Island, which means she drove the car to Starbucks and circled the block. 

And another young lady, who came across like Beyonce' with a speech impediment and a Sally Struther's online college Nail Salon Management Degree while discussing the consequences of  DJT's treason and impending removal, was actually a Professor of Law at the diploma mill, Howard University.  She was all of 30 years old.  And a Professor.  Of Law.

I was really expecting to find a 20 something expert on political negotiations to be a former Assistant Supervisor of Supply Room Inventory in charge of procurement for the Speaker of the House Offices.  But he turned out to be a fellow from a millennial Think Tank I had never heard of before.

It was especially enlightening to later hear a panel of four millennial black women, three of which graduated from Ivy League schools, the fourth from USC, drone on about inequality and rampant racism in our collective capitalist system, full of white supremacy. It's always good for the soul to hear people just handed the keys to a good life and privilege most people will never know, to be given a worldwide platform to whine like door-slamming nine-year-olds.

If I didn't know better, I'd think someone is standing outside of CNN studios giving away free Amazon Gift Cards to anyone walking by who are willing to go on camera and trash DJT or America as we know it.......

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A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, November 24, 2019

This Thanksgiving Don't Forget to Use Proper Gender Pronouns

As a public service of DMF, we'd like to help clear up any confusion 
you slugs have as to proper use of gender pronouns.