Friday, March 6, 2020

This Ladies & Gentlemen is Elite Media Brain Power in Action

Thursday, March 5, 2020

Sexism Had Little To Do With It.


You knew it was coming sooner or later, just like the sunrise: someone inside the democrat party blaming sexism for failed female presidential campaigns. I admit that part of me was disappointed to hear that Lizzy Warren was dropping out of the presidential race because I was looking forward to watching Liz and Bernie politically destroy each other and their party (during the convention) along with it. 

Her supporters wanted her to remain in the race in part because she was the last woman standing outside of Tulsi Gabbard , who is sticking around more or less as sand in the democrats butt crack then anything else. So imagine my lack of surprise when reactions from “feminists” and prominent former presidential candidates like Kamala Harris started rolling in, trotting out the “woman” card to explain why campaigns like her’s and Lizzy's failed.  Both Warren and Harris may think it sounds good to suggest the fact that they are women played a starring role in the failures of their respective campaigns, but the reality is that’s just not true. 

Nay, the real reason for their failures are the electorate judged them as tone deaf, pandering, unlikable persons with extremely annoying voices!!  In Kamala they saw a Creepy Voodoo Witch persona with a horrific track record, a coastal lefty and a terrible candidate. She actually thought she could appeal to clueless suburban soccer moms at the same time fanning the flames of racial resentment with talk of reparations and pretending to be down with the struggle.

In my mind, Lizzy conjures up a vision of a self-medicated crazy cat lady, shaking like a speed freak, jumpin' the stage and spouting some expensive goofy leftist policy idea in an annoying voice that wore thin very quickly. Her spastic style of dancing alone should disqualify her from any public office on this planet. I suspect Lizzy already has a book deal in the works and will fire both barrels at you misogynous bastards.

Truth is neither's strong suit, appealing to sensible people is not in their skill set. They’re using the “woman/sexism” card-playing as an excuse to mask their real failures. It’s embarrassing and yet predictable all the same.

[Sister Toldjah]
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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Super Tuesday Meltdown: The Young Turks are Always Good Comedy Relief

Founder of Young Turks and Failed House of Reps Candidate Cunk Yogurt Cenk Uygur

Anyone who's not seen The Young Turks 2016 election night meltdown video have missed a classic real-time decent into insanity. Last night, Turks Cunk Yogurt again didn't take the expected Bernie bulldozing though the primaries washout very well.  Cunk is a full-throated Bernie guy because he’s a socialist as they all are at TYT. And he’s also one of these far left-wingers who’s convinced that you can only beat Trump with the most radical nominee possible because Trump will chew up an establishmentarian like Biden and eat him for breakfast. Add to this the indignation over feeling like Bernie is once again getting jail raped by the party apparatus, and Cenk can only take so much:
We’ve gone from a situation in which Bernie was rolling with the hard-core socialist votes, and the wussy liberal support was split among four people. Suddenly Mini-Mike, Mayo Pete and Amy Klobs are all out and backing Joe, and Bernie is standing on the outside. Yogurt hangs to the idea the media will “come for Biden” and expose all his flaws.

NO.

The Obama loving media will gaslight the public and do everything it can to rehabilitate Biden and minimize his many weaknesses, while it goes after DJT with everything it’s got. Yogurt, his soft skull comrades and Bernie Bro die-hards aren’t really getting an accurate read on the larger electorate. Independents do not want a socialist, and while they may have problems with Trump’s style, they’ve gotten used to it and they’re not going to trade the results he’s gotten for Bernie’s agenda of turning the U.S. into his mythical socialist paradise.

But Cunk's melt downs seem therapeutic for him, and it’s fun for the rest of us to watch.
 
[The Columbia Bugle]
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Time To Pack Up the Tepee Lizzy

The Big Fail: No Love Tuesday For Senator Lizzy Warren

Joe Biden’s gambit to bribe Mayo Pete and Amy Klobs to drop out of the race paid off as he managed to pull-off an 8 state win Tuesday. Comrade Bernie did okay too and will probably end up with a similar number of delegates as Joe if California can unf*ck their “new & improved” voting system and actually count the votes.

But the big losers of the day were Mini Mike Boomberg who flushed a cool half billion down the toilet for 17 delegates (that's 29 mil+ per delegate) and Lizzy Warren who so unlikable she couldn't even win her home state. Warren was born in Oklahoma and that’s where she began her delusions of being an Indian princess. The Okies have no love for their native squaw as she came in an embarrassing 4th with 13% of the vote and no delegates. She finished behind Michael Bloomberg. Let that sink in for a second. Oklahomans would rather vote for a elitist NY billionaire asshole than someone who is actually from the state.


Massachusetts wasn’t much better for Lizzy. She represents Massachusetts in Washington and she still lost in a big way to Biden. Sanders came in 2nd with 27% and finally there was Lizzy in 3rd with 21%. They’ll let her represent them in the Senate but won’t vote for her in a primary. Go figure. I’d say the people of Massachusetts must know something that the rest of the country doesn’t about Warren, but she crapped out across the map.

Just a couple of months ago Lizzy was considered a contender and even topped some national polls. Now she’ll have to change her name to E-Loser-Beth because she really got her ass kicked last night.

Keep in mind that lizzy has out-fund-raised Biden and Sanders, yet still couldn’t muster a single win on Super Tuesday.  She didn’t even get a respectable 2nd place finish anywhere. This is a testament to how truly unlikable Lizzy is. She has less appeal than an old senile creepy guy who lets little kids rub his hairy legs in the pool and a hundred year-old grumpy communist with a heart condition.

Pull up the stakes and pack it in Lizzy, it ain't gonna happen.  Go on now.....go have a cool one on us.

[Def-Con]
[Decision 2020]

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Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Dems Voting For Which Virus To Die From


The Democrats are in an horrendous (for them) lose-lose situation no matter how you slice it. If Biden somehow lasts the year without an aneurysm exploding Death Star-like on TV or the campaign trail, his gaffes that are now occurring on almost a twice-daily basis, are not going to be unnoticed by the public and for sure not by President Trump. The base, which has glommed onto Bernie Sanders, is for sure not going to be pleased if he, Biden, gets the nomination, whether by winning it fair and square or, as some believe, via DNC thievery just like 2016.

For the Dems, they will have the saving grace of letting Trump trounce a patsy candidate who at least, in theory, won't be spouting policy points from Das Kapital and the Communist Manifesto, while at the same time letting one of most corrupt politicians in history fade the hell out of the spotlight and hopefully draw away a lot of attention to those of his fellow travelers, that is co-conspirators in Ukraine and elsewhere, who are still in the political limelight.

The delusion, of course, is Biden beating Trump in November, and he will be yet another puppet for President Valerie Jarrett to control in her third term. No doubt, he'd suddenly break William Henry Harrison's record of dying only 31 days into his term.  If Sanders does as expected and comes away with a huge haul of delegates today as well as in the remaining races, the Democrats will not be able to stop him, brokered convention or otherwise.

At that point, America will have the showdown we have needed for so long: an aging, rabid, anti-American, tyrannical Socialist crackpot facing off against the most openly proud, pro-American, freedom boosting successful President in history.

For decades, the Democrats with the help of a complicit media arm and the brainwashing mills that are our schools, have bamboozled the public into believing they are the party of freedom, the Constitution and justice while enacting policies completely at odds with all of the aforementioned. That illusion has been exploded, especially with Sanders and really with the coming of Obama 12 years ago.

The Left sowed the wind with its anti-American madness, and now the Democrat Party at a minimum is going to reap the whirlwind of a massive Trump and GOP victory come November. Whatever the other so-called "moderate" Democrats say, the only difference between them and Sanders is they have the sense enough to not be open about what they want to do, knowing it is political poison, even in this day and age. - J.J. Sefton

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Monday, March 2, 2020

A DMF Tribute to the Late Great Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews tonight announced his retirement from MSNBC after twenty years with the network: "After a conversation with MSNBC, I decided last night will be my last Hardball."  In other words, they called him out for being a creep. He said goodbye and walked off the set. But in honor of one media personality that never failed to give such rich and robust material to the conservative blogosphere, we look back on a few of Chris' highlights from years past.
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Chris Matthews to Donate Leg to Obama
Presidential Library

MFNS -Washington - MSNBC political commentator Chris Matthews today announced he would proudly donate his famous "Tingling Leg" to the future Barack Obama Presidential Failure Library said to be planned for construction in Hawaii. 
 
"Every since I made that statement on-air about the tingle up my leg the night of the election, the conservative bloggers have been shellacking me with it night and day!. So I plan when Barack leaves office to amputate it and donate it to the Obama Library and make all those bastards look like fools" Matthews told Middle Finger News. 


Ask if he was absolutely serious about the statement he  told us,  "Look, we were indeed drinking heavily during commercial breaks in the election coverage, but on air I was sitting next to Rachel Maddow for Gods sake! And while she was wild eyed and had on a nice pair of fishnets and playing footsie under the table with Andrea Mitchell.... I know the tingle wasn't because of them! That was 100% adrenaline and admiration for Barack Obama because of the outcome of election night." 

There has at this time been no official statement from the White House, but Press Secretary Jay Carney  suggested the addition of the famous amputated leg, preserved in a glass case in the entrance to the future library would be an towering symbol of the love and support by members of the media for the 44th President in his heroic struggle to save America.

" Barack will get the leg when he leaves office.....I'll show those bastards!" said Matthews.
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Post Inaugural: Chris Matthews' MSNBC Panel Fawns Over Michelle Obama's.....Buttocks


MFNS-Washington DC.- In the final minutes of the MSNBC coverage of Donald Trump being sworn in as 45th President, in order to steer the subject away from Trump, Chris Matthews invited several of the network’s past and present commentators who covered the Obamas over the last 8 years to pay tribute to former First Lady Michelle Obama.

It was classic Chris Matthews MSNBC lunacy.....

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  A couple of days ago the remarkable Michelle Obama celebrated her 53th birthday. I thought we would end tonight’s show by taking a few moments to reflect upon a sensational African American first lady. Ed Schultz, my good union friend, your thoughts on our gracious former first lady.

ED SCHULTZ: I know that she’s a beautiful lady, Chris. I can tell you that.

MATTHEWS: So you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for 

SCHULTZ: For eating crackers? Heck no. She can eat all the crackers she wants. Hell, she can eat a greasy double cheeseburger with a side order of cheesy fries and wipe her hands on the sheets.

AL SHARPTON: (smiling) What would a good lookin’ Black African American woman of color be doing in bed with a fat white boy like you, Ed?

SCHULTZ: (laughing) Hey, even fat white boys have fantasies.

SHARPTON: Are you frantrasizing about Michelle Obama or the double cheeseburger?

MATTHEWS: What about you, Rachel. You’re a lesbian, would you kick the first lady out of bed?

Klobs Is Taking Her Salad Comb and Going Home


You won't have old Amy to throw staplers at you any more. At least she outlasted her arch rival Mayo Pete Buttigig.  Frau Blucher surveys her empty campaign headquarters. "All that matters is I lasted longer than Pete did," she says, before dousing the place in gasoline and flicking a lit cigarette. Funny how this happened right after Black Lives Matter demonstrators got in her face about sending a black criminal to prison. And ironically she plans to endorse the guy who can’t remember the word equalThere are no brakes on the clown car.....


There's only a few welcomed guests left. Others have gracefully said their goodbyes and gone home. Now it's time for Senator Lizzy to put down the onion dip mix and the sour cream. Grab your coat. Call an Uber. And go the f*@# home.  

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, March 1, 2020

I was Wondering How Alex Jones was Handling this Coronavirus Panic. Now I know


Buy My Food Buckets or Eat Your Mom!

Everyone is freaking out about the coronavirus! Maybe you are too! But what you shouldn't do is go and buy $3000 worth of prepper food from Alex Jones. And boy is he grifting hard.

Now that he's been banned from YouTube and most of the Internet, Infowars now has its own streaming platform called banned.video. And over there, Jones is working overtime to scare the crap out of people over the coronavirus in order to sell them his bulk foods at outrageous prices.

He's playing on fears of food shortages, emphasize the need to make immediate and large orders, and fearmonger about the prospect of societal collapse and cannibalism. He's also jacked up the price of said bulk foods, while marking them as on "CORONAVIRUS CLEARANCE!" While in December of last year, his one year supply of bucket bulk foods was $1443.50, it is now priced at $2,887.

He's convinced a lot of people that everyone who disagrees with him is a murderous pedophile, that they're gonna die from coronavirus and be trapped in a quarantine with said murderous pedophiles, unless they are already on their way to secret pedophile pleasure colonies on Mars, and that the only way to avoid this or not gettin' eaten by gay frogs is to spend $3000 on food buckets.