CNN Removes "News" From It's Iconic Moniker: Decision was made about the troubled network by it's new parent company, 'Time-It-Lube Inc.' after Jake Tapper, wearing only a diaper, welding goggles and a Philadelphia Phillies baseball cap while interviewing California Governor Kaitlin Jenner about the all transgender US Olympic Gymnastics team.
Tuesday, May 11, 2021
Headlines From the News of '2022'
Monday, May 10, 2021
It Takes a Real Man to Stand Up for What They Believe 🧐
'You are a slow learner, Winston.'
'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.'
'Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'
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How dare you decline to hallucinate and not “even genuinely” see what he tells you to see at any given time, you superficial bigot.
Our neotenous offendee, ¿jordan¿, is now, inevitably, feigning surprise that his - sorry, their - “simple statement” was found in any way debatable. Now step aside, oppressor, there are selfies to be taken.
The damsel in question, aka “Commie DickGurl.” My favorite part is where they got offended for being called crazy and then acted completely crazy.
Imagine being a 34-year-old man who tries to look like a 15-year-old girl and then gets offended when he's called crazy. And they wonder why they eventually take baths with their toasters.
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Dramatic Readings From Tank Abrams Romance Novel
EARL DONE THIS |
Friday, May 7, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
Wednesday, May 5, 2021
Audubon Zoo Feeds The Police To The Lions
The New Orleans zoo was once an embarrassment to the city, but with Audubon redevelopment it came to become a source of civic pride. But now it seems the folks at Audubon have decided to return to the business of embarrassing themselves again – as the zookeepers have gone woke.
Responding to persons from “members of our community and from persons outside of our community” the Audubon Institute abruptly cancelled their scheduled “Blue at the Zoo” event, which was intended to “promote and foster positive experiences” with the NOPD. Their press statement smells worse than anything that dropped out the backside of a pachyderm.
“The New Orleans Police and Justice Foundation and Audubon Nature Institute partnered to host “Blue at the Zoo” in an effort to promote and foster positive interactive experiences with our New Orleans Police Department. Audubon facilities have long been welcoming and safe spaces for the children, families and citizens of our community.“Audubon Nature Institute heard feedback regarding the event from members of our community and from persons outside of our community, who feel this event could be unintentionally divisive rather than inclusive. Though that was never the intent, Audubon Nature Institute made the decision to cancel the event. Audubon will continue to work with the New Orleans Police and Justice Foundation to find ways to support the New Orleans Police Department.
“The Audubon Nature Institute understands and appreciates that the issue of ethical policing is at the forefront of our nation and our local community and that NOPD is a nationally recognized leader in law enforcement reform. Audubon stands firm in its support for holding law enforcement accountable for any and all unethical and unlawful behavior. Audubon also supports efforts that promote healing between law enforcement and the community. As such, working with the New Orleans Police and Justice Foundation, Audubon will be considering alternative ways to promote meaningful and impactful community engagement with the New Orleans Police Department.”
So Audubon just fed the NOPD to the lions.
Let’s evaluate and translate into plain language this media release worthy of the reptile house.
Paragraph #1: Audubon said they want to play a role in making nice with the police. Fine.
Paragraph #2: But they heard feedback (mean tweets) from locals (many Tulane students aren’t local, and the professional protest crowd represents virtually no one) and from people not from here (AKA Twitter hyenas) and thus don’t go to the zoo or give to the zoo but these leftist netizen jackals decided to make their voice heard. And unfortunately Audubon listened and amazingly enough bought what they were selling by conceding that an event being held to promote trust and engagement would somehow be divisive.
Paragraph #3: The zoo embraced and promoted a one sided ACAB narrative without mentioning the dangers men and women in blue face every day trying to keep civilians safe in a city enduring spikes in violent crime.
And in an eel-like slippery move the Audubon Institute waited until after GiveNolaDay ended to release this statement. The Audubon Nature Institute raised almost $23,474 from 236 donors on Tuesday.
The Audubon Institute needs to immediately issue an apology to not just law enforcement for this unmistakable indictment of those who wear the badge but every victim of violent crime in Orleans Parish for having their suffering trivialized. That the Audubon Institute has the temerity to pretend that the only outrages being perpetrated in society are by law enforcement is a denial of reality. For there were no sentences of compassion in their weasel worded press release reserved for the victims of carjackings that have traumatized grandmothers and drive-by shootings that have claimed the lives of the very children their missive says they serve.
While their facility is a safe place for the aforementioned, the world outside their gates is anything but. In fact the safest mammals in Orleans Parish reside in either Audubon Place or Audubon Zoo.
(NOLA)
(Hayride)
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
God Bless Him! If This Happened Today They'd Find Him on the Sidewalk With His Head Bashed In.
Hi, yes I am the guy. It had happened in 2017 and I got back to Korea 2 years ago.Thank you guys for still remembering me. I hope we LOVE OUR NEIGHBORS AS OURSELVES. I believe that's what we need at all times and that's the key to the problems we have now. Peace be with you all.
— jonghyun kim (@johnkim8120) May 2, 2021
Monday, May 3, 2021
BLM Releases Updated List of Demands
“We are joining Rep. Ilhan Omar, Rep. Ayanna Pressley, Rep. Cori Bush, Rep. Jamaal Bowman, and others who are demanding Trump immediately be brought to justice for encouraging insurrection. Trump must also be banned from holding elected office in the future.”