Monday, August 9, 2021
Sunday, August 8, 2021
That Time Kim Jong Un Visited Martha's Vineyard.
Back before he became a permanent resident of the island, Barky Obama was known to bundling his extended tribe, advisors, 82% of the Secret Service and sympathetic journalist and swoop in and disrupt the beleaguered island known as "Hollywood East" during August. It was 8 nightmarish days and nights of shut down roads and restricted movement for inhabitants of Martha’s Vineyard, who, from previous visits residents had come to liken the Obama vacation/birthday invasion to an Outbreak of Herpes.
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In 2014, there were other uninvited guests to the area and our own DMF/MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE INTERNATIONAL broke the exclusive story:
MFNS Archives August 9, 2014
(MFNS Pyongyang) -The North Korean News Agency announced moments ago that the DPRK Navy had successfully completed a secret spy mission purposely directed at the arrival of the Presidential entourage on Martha's Vineyard. Nork News said the mission involved the DPRK Navy's first long voyage of their newest secret weapon, a propane/electric hybrid powered long range "Dung Class" submarine. (photos below)
A Military spokesman said the submarine was able to penetrate the Nantucket Sound under the cover of darkness Friday morning and navigate in daylight the coastal waters of Martha's Vineyard by running shallow while towing a cardboard cutout of Secretary of State John Kerry on a windsurfing board, assuring no one would pay any attention or come near.
The newest addition to the DPRK arsenals secret voyage was commanded by the North Korean Supreme Leader himself, 1st Admiral Kim Jong Un. The mission included spending 18 hours off Cape Cod Friday to gather intelligence and two undetected passes through the Vineyard Sound in daylight on Saturday.
The major news agencies remain skeptical of the story, but MFNS have obtained exclusive Nork Naval photos taken on the mission as proof the North Koreans did indeed pull off the spy mission undetected.
{Photos Courtesy of North Korean Navy}
North Korea Spies on Obama's Martha's Vineyard Vacation
(MFNS Pyongyang) -The North Korean News Agency announced moments ago that the DPRK Navy had successfully completed a secret spy mission purposely directed at the arrival of the Presidential entourage on Martha's Vineyard. Nork News said the mission involved the DPRK Navy's first long voyage of their newest secret weapon, a propane/electric hybrid powered long range "Dung Class" submarine. (photos below)
A Military spokesman said the submarine was able to penetrate the Nantucket Sound under the cover of darkness Friday morning and navigate in daylight the coastal waters of Martha's Vineyard by running shallow while towing a cardboard cutout of Secretary of State John Kerry on a windsurfing board, assuring no one would pay any attention or come near.
The newest addition to the DPRK arsenals secret voyage was commanded by the North Korean Supreme Leader himself, 1st Admiral Kim Jong Un. The mission included spending 18 hours off Cape Cod Friday to gather intelligence and two undetected passes through the Vineyard Sound in daylight on Saturday.
The major news agencies remain skeptical of the story, but MFNS have obtained exclusive Nork Naval photos taken on the mission as proof the North Koreans did indeed pull off the spy mission undetected.
{Photos Courtesy of North Korean Navy}
North Korean Sub 001 surfaces the morning of Aug 8 off the coast of Cape Cod near the Kennedy Compound to check for intelligence (sources said none was found) |
Under the cover of thick early morning fog Aug 9, waiting the arrival of the mission target, Kim Jung un discusses the days mission strategy with his officers. |
Periscope reconnaissance photo of First Lady Michelle Obama as she leisurely wades in the surf of Martha's Vineyard beach |
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Friday, August 6, 2021
Middle Finger Symphony Theater
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Thursday, August 5, 2021
Two of CNN's Star Analyst Go Full Stasi
Anyone who has wasted good brain cells watching cable news know each channel has it's go to experts on any given subject. Since TDS infection struck journalism 5 years ago, one of the side affects is the expertise of the cable news guest experts opinions seemed to bleed over into other disciplines not their own. No matter, in cable news they are expert on something, so that makes them experts on most everything. As time has gone by, just like the rest of society, some have lost sight of reality. Now, since the election of 46*, some experts have started calling for an America more like the totalitarian Eastern Block countries of the last century. Here are just the latest.
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First we have Juliette Kayyem, a former Obama minion and CNN National Security expert, who in an interview told the Atlantic that unvaccinated people belong on the No-Fly List. “A no-fly list for unvaccinated adults is an obvious step that the federal government should take” based on the TSA PreCheck, which “divide[s] passengers into categories according to how much of a threat the government thinks they are. Kayyem champions shaming the unvaccinated, who should “face scorn among their peer group”. Your Papers, Please!
A quick check of Kayyem background will find she serves as a senior advisor to NSO Group, a technology firm known for its Pegasus spying tool that is widely been used to spy on human rights activists and journalists world wide. She is also notably one of the many far-leftist, first generation privileged children of immigrants that seem to always be at the forefront of the criticism of the America that has given them so much.
Then we have CNN's creepy little Peter Hotez, a professor of pediatrics and molecular virology at Baylor College of Medicine, calling for criticisms of Anthony Fauci and other government scientists be prosecuted as hate crimes.
To combat what he calls “antiscience aggression,” Hotez suggests a number of ideas, including a total clamping down on alternate perspectives.
Hotez mentions as an example of “antiscience aggression” House Republicans’ Select Subcommittee on the origins of COVID-19 “with the presumption that it was ignited by gain-of-function genetic engineering research from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.” Yes, asking legit questions about how we got into this mess we now find ourselves in is criminal in his eyes!
He also cites as the source of the COVID “antiscience aggression” the administration of the former President, which he appears to compare to Nazi and fascist regimes. An academic is telling us that criticism is a punishable crime. It's not only NOT a crime, it is the very mechanism that makes academia work. It seems this creepy professor, like Anthony Fauci, is enjoying his TV facetime way to much.
POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!!
Throwback Thursday: THE LOST TOME OF JOE BIDEN
Editors Note: In fall of 2010, there swirled in DC rumors that Vice President Joe Biden was writing a book. (I'll wait while you stop giggling) Little did we know that DMF would be the first to confirm those rumors. After much drinking and spirited discussion, in the spirit of the first amendment(and to get attention) we thrust ourselves into history and went to press with what we had......
Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26
Recently, in the wee hours of the night, someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the unedited manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.
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From the dank archives of DMF - 9/26/2010
Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26
EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts From V.P.'s New Book
Recently, in the wee hours of the night, someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the unedited manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.
Here is a small sample of what it contained:
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Wednesday, August 4, 2021
High Noon at the Delta Variant Panic Porn Corral
This is a good time to remind everyone that it was last February we were warned about precisely what we’re seeing now. Democrats are simple, predictable creatures, even more so now that they’ve gone full commie.As Republicans look ahead to the 2022 midterm elections, it’s important that they realize that how they react to this lunatic overreach and overreaction from the Democrats may do more than anything to determine their success or failure next year. This isn’t the time to draw a line in the sand, it’s time to push back so hard that the other side never gets near where the line would have been.The Democrats have to keep the panic up, of course. They see the writing on the wall for next year and they know that their only real hope is to be able to use COVID as an excuse to throw election laws out the window like they did last year. Unless there’s endless vote-by-mail, last-minute registration, and early voting that begins next week, they don’t have a chance to keep the House. Couple that with their constant fear of Biden accidentally wandering to Canada in his pajamas and they need to do whatever they can to game the system.The elections may not be for another 16 months, but it’s showdown time now. This charade has gone on long enough. Let the freak fetishists who want to live in fear while ignoring science, data, and pretty much all of reality go on doing that. Let’s just make sure they won’t be in charge of anything. - Stephen Kruiser PJM
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Tuesday, August 3, 2021
Biden Proposes Millions to Pay Legal Fees of Illegal Aliens
As one writer for RedState suggested, Joe Biden couldn’t have done a better job importing illegal aliens at a record clip if he had ordered one-way people-movers installed along the border, hired mariachi bands to welcome what democrats view as future-democrat voters, and put together festive parties with piñatas for the kids.
And now we see Yahoo News reported the Biden administration plans to spend millions of dollars of your tax money to cover the cost of lawyers for illegal aliens.
Read that last sentence again.
Not only do 46* and the democrats want you to like it — or lump it — as the steady flow of illegal aliens, many covid carrying or pregnant continues virtually unabated; they also want (expect) U.S. taxpayers to foot the bill for legal fees after they enter the country like a victorious invading army and flaunt U.S. immigration law after being encouraged with the promise of free healthcare during the primary debates.
In a White House Fact Sheet titled "The Biden Administration Blueprint for a Fair, Orderly and Humane Immigration System" it states:
"The United States can have an orderly, secure, and well-managed border while treating people fairly and humanely."
Really, Joe? Shipping COVID-positive illegal aliens around the country, often against the will or knowledge of state and local lawmakers, makes for an “orderly, secure, and well-managed border”? Which part? And the “treating people fairly and humanely” part? Which people? American citizens or illegal aliens?
It gets even better. The $15 million part:
The $15 million in funding would only be enough to cover several thousand people, according to a study from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank. Immigration lawyers charge between $150 and $300 per hour. Over the past four months alone, 190,000 people illegally came across the southern border with a family member, and another 64,000 unaccompanied children arrived in America.
The cost to the federal government of providing lawyers for those 250,000 family members and adults, at the $2,000 rate, would be approximately $500 million.
Other than never, when was the last time you saw the democrat Party ask taxpayers to fund only a small portion of an already-known much larger total?
Bend Over and Smile Taxpayer!
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Monday, August 2, 2021
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