Friday, October 29, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ NO TUXEDOS REQUIRED ~

 Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Music Chair of Music

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Throwback Thursday: Moochelle O. Visits 'THE CHEW '

From MFNS Archives of 10-1-2014
New York (MFNS)-The First Lady, Michelle Obama was in New York  last weekend to tape two live segments of the popular show cooking 'The Chew', slated to run this Friday, October 3rd. on ABC.  Middle Finger News has obtained exclusive production video screen-shots of her up-coming appearance from sources behind the scenes of the show, because we got people.  
As always, wherever the First Lady makes an appearence, the audience greets Mrs. O. enthusiastically, and the Chew audience were thrilled to see the nation's school lunch menu lady and wife of the President in person.


Looked absolutely stunning in her tan fitted slacks and lace-up brown blouse with gold chiffon fart-flap early warning system she also wore at a recent photo-op,  Mrs. Obama talked at length to the Chew Crew of proper nutrition and of her love of slaving over a hot stove to cook healthy meals for Barry and the first gals.


The recipe of the day was Mrs. Obama's secret ingredients for her favorite summer evening family dish, a rich high protein, low calorie luscious 'Garden Snail and Ethiopian Rainbow Toad Egg Soup' with a delicately roasted Botswana Dandelion Garnish. 


Mrs. O. severed up the dish to the Crew with a side of chilled pickled arugula with  ground African Ubuntu Nut seasoning, smothered in a creamy sweet pisto goat spline dressing. It was a big hit.


In the second segment the First Lady made her  favorite desert treats, ' Repollo y Fajita pastelitos de carne ' with free range yak sperm & cream cheese icing. But looking a little green around the gills from the main course, the Chew Crew decided to pass on the sweet treats, as did the audience.  

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Trained to Bark Like Seals and Clap at Received Wisdom


Fourth generation communists are now in charge of nearly every organization, every major institution, everything that is used to keep the nation running.  Now, mind you the country isn’t communist. They just took over our institutions, which, given full control of the media as they had when the long march began, in the past would have given them absolute and total control over the country.

Communism is an amazing thing. It achieved in four generations what took the royal houses of Europe ten to achieve via incest and genetic messes: leaders so useless that it takes three tries to figure out on which end to put the crown. Worse, the crowned heads of Europe had some excuse. Most of them were genetic rejects. Communism does this with perfectly normal if not brilliant people by simply training them to bark like seals and clap at received wisdom and never ever, ever, let a seed of doubt of a shred of thought get in the way.

The first generation of commies were evil (There is no option for non-evil, in a philosophy that enshrines envy as a virtue) but cunning and smart, and often lied to themselves about their own goodness. But they knew that given a chance people wouldn’t back them. So once they took over something (or even got a foot in the door) they had to bring in their ideological brethren. The problem of course being most of those weren’t that smart, and were more evil than cunning or competent.

The second generation was perceptibly less competent than the first, but still competent enough that given mass media control, and insistence that these were “the best people.” The fourth generation,  had become somewhat noticeably incompetent. But people outside still could be kept from noticing.  I suspect most knew we weren’t on their side, or at least suspected so. But they tolerated us, while treating us like crap, because we made them just enough money, or whatever to keep them in business. (Whatever the business.)

And then about 10 years ago that changed. Now you have to be fully on board zombified to stay employed. 4th generation. They don’t know how things run, and they don’t really think things need to run. They believe they can control everything by the same means they got promoted/hired/pushed up the ladder: WORDS.

They’re going on the experience of their lives: say the right words and everything is WONDERFUL and PERFECT. It works.

And here we are.

We now have an the administration laboring over PRONOUNS as the economy disintegrates. We get the Junta pushing “get the jab” in a labor shortage. And none of them would DREAM of challenging the holy environmentalism of California, even if it starves the country. It’s just… performative stupidity and thinking they can say the right words and magically there will be rainbows and unicorns.

The top of all our institutions will refuse to admit anything is even wrong. Because if they admit something is wrong, then they can’t change reality with their words. They really believe in the magic of the right words. They really don’t believe in reality. Which means it’s all going to come apart at speed.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

White Supremacy Will Die to Death with this Powerful Song and Dance


In what may be a hobbled-together attempt to jump on board the George Soros gravy train, the radical leftist group 'Undoing White Supremacy Austin',  known for their “unlearning circles” and cult like alarmism about institutional racism in every nook-and-cranny of American life, released a “Disco-riff” instructional video for those planning on dancing in Austin's upcoming citywide flash mobs.

Undoing White Supremacy Austin claims to be a bulwark against “a group of people of European descent, whose varying ethnic histories have been forged into one common ‘white’ identity to perpetuate racism.”

The flash mobs are in opposition to Austin’s Proposition A, a bipartisan effort which is intended to make up for police and emergency services defunding set in motion by the ruling city fathers and birthing people. Prop A was added to the November ballot by petition, which has the radical Left establishment in Austin with full diapers. So furious be they, that Soros’s Open Society dark money PAC dropped half a million to help stop Prop A.

@JohnnyK2000 posted an archived video of the dance training to his Tweeter, meeting plenty of ridicule from the conservative tweetersphere...........I'm not sure why.

I'll let you decide........I know you will appreciate the artistry.....😂😂

.....and yes, there's a Part 2.

[Save Austin Now]
[The Hayride]
H/T Konan The Bar Barron

Friday, October 22, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Brought To You By BLUESJUNKYCause He Loves Him Some Tedeschi