Tuesday, November 9, 2021

They Picking on Tater again

Tater Stelter, a grown man with what can only be assumed is a full-time job, actually felt it worth his time to respond to being called a name by a rival news network. And not just that, but to try to snarkily hit back.  And as he has failed to learn, he is no Diogenes, and his feeble attempts always backfire disastrously. His attempt to retort with a witty insult himself, he unwittingly admitted he was indeed a “useful idiot.”
This was a self-own in more ways than one, as Fox News has long beaten out CNN when it comes to ratings, so one really has to wonder what on earth he was thinking when he voluntarily drew attention to Fox’s ratings and called himself a “useful idiot” in one fell swoop.

But many of Stelter’s tenderhearted viewers however were kind enough to soothe his bruised ego with the fierce loyalty of a mother whose child just got teased at school and rushed to insist that he most certainly was not an idiot, and those bullies at Fox News were probably just jealous.

[Western Journal]
H/T Konan the Bar Baron

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Monday, November 8, 2021

Secretary Pete Joins WH Daily Manure Spread

Pete Buttigieg has finally reported for work, tanned and rested from chest feeding duty as a new mother, to joined the White House Deputy Deflector of Questions as Special Guest at Monday's press briefing.  And he/him/whatever didn't disappoint anyone who was anticipating more krazy shit we all have come expect from this bunch:

‘Highway underpasses are racist’

Highway underpasses are built low for many reasons including technical reasons and mostly to restrict commercial vehicles shortcuts through residential and tourist areas. But to Biden's pack of geniuses, most everything is racist......

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Saturday, November 6, 2021

Your Weekend Open Thread

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Friday, November 5, 2021

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Thursday, November 4, 2021

Headline of the Day Winner.


Throwback Thursday: Hillary Clinton Points Boney Finger At Middle Finger News


from the dank archives of Middle Finger News Service - June 2017

CNN2 - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, Tweeter, Facebook, Climate Change and Tree Fungus for her unexpected defeat in November, Hillary Clinton again Thursday skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com Inc.

Speaking Thursday during a gathering of the 'Dental Floss Farmers of America' convention, Mrs. Clinton fired both barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own personal experiences with them. 
I directly blame them, in all confidence, for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. 
Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. They make a mockery of the First Amendment!
It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!....YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!
Shaking violently, Mrs. Clinton began repeatedly banging her head on the podium, breaking down in tears and a raging coughing fit, having to be helped off and attended to backstage.

When CNN contacted the offices of Middle Finger News Service about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard in the background to break out in uproarious laughter. 

When our reporter informed the spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya Skippy? Shit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

America Just Had It's Political Temperature Taken

 

After nine months of political life in "The Era of High Prices and No Mean Tweets", apparently the dem's anti-Trump rhetoric can't paper over so many bare store shelves and spiking prices or education officials bold face lying to parent's faces, not to mention the insult of being called terrorists. 

Democrats attempted to nationalize the gubernatorial campaigns belies a lack of confidence in the state administrations and a mental removal from political reality as Joe Biden was doing the Democrats a major solid by napping in Scotland as opposed to incoherently rambling at rallies in Richmond or Ocean County.  

In the case of Virginia, Terry McAuliffe and the Lincoln Project deviants have proven to be the duel MVPs of the Republican's hopes of winning back the governorship after two disappointing and completely avoidable losses. In a declaration that conveys the Democrat Party’s complete fealty to the concept of supreme statist and unaccountable leftist teachers’ unions, McAuliffe amazingly admitted he doesn’t “think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.” The issue over parental influence in schools centered around the promotion of divisive leftwing ideology that centers all of American history around systemic racism, seeking to obliterate the existing order of society and replace it with their heroes and values, calling into question the legitimacy of America’s founding. The media democrat water carriers can continue to say it's not CRT.  But that is their Big Lie. 

And despite what the bloated landwhale Whoopie Goldberg and her bigot toady Joy Behar will tell their reality challenged viewers Wednesday, last night was not a 'White-lash' but a Righteous Push-back.

The Democratic defeat in Virginia, a state where DJT got trounced by ten points in 2020 and a Republican hasn’t carried in a presidential race since 2004, marks a major reversal of fortunes for Republicans in Virginia.

This, in addition to many other unexpected down ballot Republican wins across the country, could send the democrats into a nightmare sweat and compromise their leftist agenda as skittish democrats in Congress develop second thoughts about casting their political fortunes and future with San Fran Nan and her flying monkeys.

FJB

Monday, November 1, 2021

Digging a Hole With Old Fashion Democrat Bigotry

"Racism is now their little toy. Their little weapon that they get to exploit and play with any time they want." - Glen Greenwald

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