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Glenn Greenwald Torches Oliver Darcy's Nads, Sends Him Back Home to Tater. 🤣🤣🤣

WE ARE CNNLOL

Like Christmas morning, Ollie & Tater jumped from bed to join in the media event they, like others, had long waited for.  January 6th.  CNN's Chief media hall monitors, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum both had prepared well for their day of monitoring a real news channel's coverage and both had plenty to say.  But as Oliver Darcy took to the tweeter, he probably wasn't expecting a real journalist and rational thinker Glen Greenwald to be listening....

The word “insurrection” has not been uttered once during coverage of 1/6 on Fox this morning, other than Biden using it during his speech which the network aired, per search of show transcripts.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 6, 2022

Enter Glen Greenwald with a lit flamethrower.......

So Fox has uttered "Insurrection" the same number of times as the DOJ has issued indictments for that crime.

Referring to 1/6 as an "Insurrection" when the Democrat-led DOJ has failed to charge *even a single person with that crime* is not a source of pride for a media outlet. https://t.co/GI3G84lmHW

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 6, 2022

Poor Ollie tried really hard to fire back … but it was pretty sad.

DM me a mailing address and I’ll be happy to send over a dictionary. pic.twitter.com/kr4UQYRKQL

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 6, 2022

Greenwald sets Ollie's nads on fire, pats him on the butt and sends him running home to Tater.....

There's only one person with the power to charge Americans with the crime of "Insurrection" relating to 1/6. It's not a Fox anchor. His name is Merrick Garland.

But since he's a Democrat, CNN personalities like @oliverdarcy can't criticize him so they attack Fox for it instead.

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 6, 2022

It’s embarrassingly sad how much time a supposed news outlet spends covering what the other more popular, successful news outlet is covering. It certainly comes across as sour grapes and desperation.

Our legal system doesn’t operate on Google dictionary. Good grief

— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) January 6, 2022

BOOM! 

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And So The Election Fearmongering Begins......

On Tuesday, CBS Mornings co-host Tony Dokoupil and Eurasia Group president Ian Bremmer sounded the alarm over the possibility of Republicans winning big in the 2022 midterm elections, something they hysterically labeled one of “the top global risks” in the year ahead. The pair claimed any GOP victory in the midterms or the 2024 presidential contest would be seen as “illegitimate.”

"A new report is detailing what it says are the biggest risks facing the globe in 2022 and the findings may surprise you. Number three, midterm elections here in the U.S., a top risk for 2022. How come?"

He went on to specifically identify the Republican Party as the source of the supposed global threat: "...the United States has an election process that is increasingly broken, increasingly delegitimized. And the midterm elections, especially if you have significant win for a Trump-led Republican Party, means that 2024 is going to be seen as illegitimate and potentially a constitutional crisis......."

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There is only one thing worse than a yapping dog.......

It seems Mr. Bremmer  has fired off the starting gun for the soon to be ever increasing hysteria over the potential mid-term blow out. Just the statement "victory in the midterms or the 2024 presidential contest would be seen as “illegitimate" and "a global risks" should set off bells to what is coming.  It should also be noted that he also said 64% said of an NPR poll believe "our democracy was in crisis".

I wonder if Mr. Bremmer is aware that number is roughly the same number that believe the country is going in the wrong direction and disapprove of Joe Biden's Administrations handling of......just about everything. Or is he just ignoring the parallels.

A better media critter would have asked Mr. Bremmer to explain the "constitutional crisis" he speaks of rather than throw out a simple opinionated "Think Tank" conspiracy theory. And I would like to have known why "We The People" electing a Republican congress would be "illegitimate" and "a global risks".

Could Mr. Bremmer's  "constitutional crisis" be a reference to the fact we now have an obvious mental declining leader, who reads stumbles through what ever is put in front of him? One who issues unconstitutional mandates like a ruler. One who is so disliked by the people.

And maybe Mr. Bremmer meant "our democracy was in crisis" because we have a growing tribe of progressives......no I'll call them what they are.....communist, who are trying to hold a knife to the neck of the House of Representatives in order to misuse and gain major control of the purse string of the government for their own orgy of power.  Or maybe Mr. Bremmer was referring to a Majority Leader of the Senate, so weak and scared he will be primaried by a former bartender with big tits, he sometime acts like a used car salesman on the very first day of work. 

Or maybe he was referring to the untrustworthy media, who are now nothing but cheerleaders. Or maybe he meant the dangerous power of social media titans, the Robber Barons of the Twenty-first century, who make a mocker of free speech with the blessings of those who benefit mightily from their censorship. I'd say all of that is a danger to Democracy.

And tomorrow is January 6th. And we all know it will be embrace like a security blanket, used as a part of the dooms day hysteria that will hang over America till next November.

The Votes Are In: 2021 ASSHAT OF THE YEAR AWARD

The voices in my head were unanimous. This year's winner of the DMF 'Asshat of the Year' is not a journalist, but pretends to be one on TV.  They are one of many of today's first generation children of immigrants, like those being nominated for high positions in the Biden Administration, all given full legal rights as a GIFT from America, who now spend their adult time on earth attacking, defaming and smearing all America has stood for. 

Our Winner for 2021 is an affirmative action graduate of Harvard University, class of '91, with a concentration in the difficult field of study of visual art and documentation form, which made them highly qualified to type movie credits and chyrons for news broadcast. They worked a short time for various local media in Florida eventually catching the eye of MSNBC, the ugly step-sister of the once respected NBC News, who revel in elevating incompetent people to public notice.

MSNBC allowed our winner to stack their little watched morning weekend filler show with little known, millennial leftist soft-skull "Experts", who cashed-in advancing careers over the next months spreading conspiracy theories and unfounded hysteria over Trump-Russia collusion.

As a result, none other than the New York Times declared our winner "the Heroine of the Resistance".  That soon led to a regular spot, a truly bat-shit crazy five & dime nutty negro hour evening gig that ramped up dangerously irresponsible racial rhetoric and conspiracy theories by their guest lunatics' like Elie Mystal and Malcolm Nance that would make even Ricky Maddow blush, and Al Sharpton sound almost statesmen like. 

But nothing can paper over the fact that our winner has no charisma,  is a painfully predictable ideologue, a liar, vindictive, and an intolerant bigot. On top of being anti-Semitic and a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, they are almost ridiculously unappealing. From really bad wigs to scary looking hairdos that resembled an expired Octopus hanging from her head, to an ungroomed feral poodle look.

We as Americans don't appreciate the gulf that exists between the intelligent and stupid. And packaging an unattractive Jew-Hating Homophobic Racial Bigot can prove difficult. But MSNBC did it. 

They give America a Racial-Arsonist who spills forth lemons day after day in defiance of common sense, and who's viewers drink this sour mixture, proclaim it ambrosia, and cry for more. POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Diogenes' ASSHAT of the YEAR 2021:

The Self-righteous Joy Ann Reid

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2022 should be the year we run up the Pirate Flag and start

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