Attention: All media Outlets— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 10, 2022
Subject: New Media Narrative Notice -
Moving forward, results of ALL BIDEN administration's bad decisions, weakness and incompetence shall be blamed on Vladimir Putin.
That is all.......
Thursday, March 10, 2022
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Russians Will Forthwith Be Denied Western Elevated Blood Sugar, Clogged Arteries and Burnt Coffee Farts.
Monday, March 7, 2022
Sister Toldjah - Going back at least a couple of decades or so, the right has accused the left of hating America thanks to their support for things like burning the American flag, their loathing of displays of patriotism, their flagrant disregard for the Constitution, not believing in the concept of American exceptionalism, their fascination with socialism, and their desire to indoctrinate students starting at very young ages all the way through college into believing America was founded on the basis of wanting to preserve slavery.
Sunday, March 6, 2022
Friday, March 4, 2022
~ NO TUXEDOS REQUIRED ~
Thursday, March 3, 2022
"We've spent much of the past several years listening to rightwingers grunting and wailing at China and "Chinese Communist Party" and the 'GIIIIIIIIINA VIRUS, not because rightwingers bother with any substantive criticisms of China, but because they're racists.
But here's some reporting about China we can be legitimately pissed about. Apparently China totally knew during the Olympics about Russia's plans to invade Ukraine for literally no reason, and actively encouraged Russia to please wait until the Olympic torch was extinguished to start committing bloody murder.
Lots of people were talking about Russia's upcoming invasion during the Olympics — it was just one of those things people were talking about, you know, like Russian figure skaters being full of Alex Jones's trucker speed or whatever. So it's not surprising to hear China totally knew. But it's really fuckin' gross at the same time, especially if they were actively holding Russia back from invading until a moment less embarrassing for China, the host nation, which was presiding over all the peace, love and understanding Pollyanna togetherness.
China was apparently literally talking out of the other side of its mouth at the same time, telling Russia, "No murdering Ukraine until we're done with this little song and dance."
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message.
We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.
And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.
But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.
But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.