“Hell Frozen Over”

Via One of My Daily Reads - A Quirky, Always Interesting Little Blog, Fletcher's Castoria

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One anonymous student, however, wrote the following: 

 “First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. 

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. 

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. 

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. 

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A". 

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Bill Maher Lays Down Some Serious Truths. Activist Now Call For His Head

Bill Maher Gave a Little Unpopular Perspective on Last Weeks Real Time. 

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Trans Activist Actually believe Trannies are Evolution by Natural Selection.

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Throwback Thursday: The Famous Unaired Last 'Love Boat' Episode

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The Monkey Pox Rolling into San Fran

Who needs to worry about monkeypox? “Everybody,” said Presidentish Joe Biden in Korea on Monday. “We’re working on it, hard, to figure out what we do,” he said. But who is this “everybody” that Biden insists should be all aflutter over the pox? Maybe 120 cases, mostly restricted to a small subset of the populations of a dozen countries with more than half a billion people, and they basically have been a concentration of cases among men who have sex with men gettin' infected.

I refuse to worry about monkeypox unless we find out that those wacky Wuhan scientists have been monkeying around with it. Washington and the Global Panicmonger Industry just won’t give up trying to scare us, will they? So we’re all going to die. If we don’t follow orders, that is.

Being an American in 2022 is a little like being a Russian soldier on the Eastern Front — you’ll do your patriotic duty, or else. At least that’s what we’re supposed to believe.  

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Jan. 6 Committee's Dramatic Kabuki Theater Ready To Interrupt Primetime For Nation's Couch Potatoes

If someone had told you in 2019 that none other than the dark spawn of Darth Vader himself, Liz Cheney, would be staring in the cast of a primetime democrat political extravaganza, you've have told them to put down the crack pipe. But, here we are.

According to Hugo Lowell of that loveable limey leftist rag 'The Guardian' reports that the January 6 Select Committee has scheduled six hearings, with the first occurring Thursday, June 9, at 8 p.m. Eastern time. The last hearing will take place on June 23, also in primetime. There will also be four 10 a.m. hearings on June 13, 15, 16 and 21 which could preempt the cackling hens of "THE VIEW' and throw some wine-soaked suburban housewife Biden voters into a tizzy, or absolute orgasm depending on their consumption. 

The select committee appears to be planning for the hearings to be extensive affairs. The prime-time hearings are currently scheduled to last between 1.5 and 2 hours and the morning hearings between 2 and 2.5 hours. A select committee member will lead each of the hearings, but top investigative lawyers who are intimately familiar with the material will primarily conduct the questioning of witnesses to keep the democrat's narrative tightly on track. Each presentation will focus on a theme and feature witness testimony, with video and still images projected on screens to reinforce the narrative.

Lowell reports that the hearings are divided into cute color coded teams:

The “purple” team has focused on the militia groups, while the “gold” team has examined Trump’s efforts to overturn the election. The “red” team has looked at Stop the Steal, the “green” team at the financing for January 6, and the “blue” team at the government response.

No word if appropriate color jerseys will be worn. Go Team.

As Lowell notes, "the select committee is attempting to connect the dots to make a connection of Trump’s political speech January 6 and the militia groups’ violence at the Capitol.

I'm sure the video of the capital Police throwing flash bang grenades into the crowd before the rush for the capital doors, and the Police standing inside directing traffic won't be part of the presentation, but just the violence at the capital steps and the sporadic and unnecessary vandalism.

It should be noted that the Washington Post last week praised Liz Cheney for pushing harder than the Committee's Democrats to go after DJT and subpoena the congressional Republicans. Poor gurl got herself booted out of leadership and will likely lose her congressional seat. * NO REAL SHITS GIVEN THERE*

[The Guardian]

H/T to That Sleazy Blog that Shall Remain Unnamed 

 

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