To Hell With the Queens English! Let's Talk Google

According to a report at Breitbart, leaked material from Google provided a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the tech giant's own 1984 feature rolled out to users of Google Docs that suggests woke-approved replacements for words. Google announced the feature’s rollout in April, but gave scant details about how it operated, except to say that it would flag “discriminatory and inappropriate language” to users and recommend more “inclusive” alternatives.

Google is using the feature to push woke ideology on business users, nudging them away from language that points to basic realities that undermine far-left identitarian politics, such as the existence of two separate genders.

Examples in the report show code screenshots of Google’s curated list of non-woke words and their woke replacements, such as replacing “manhole” with “maintenance hole”. I shit you not. 

The leaked code also shows that Google has a problem with the word “white.” Accordingly, it would recommend that the word “whitepaper” be replaced with more “racially inclusive” terminology such as “report.” “Master” is another word that Google apparently believes does not have sufficient racial inclusiveness and identifies the word “masterpiece” as a problem. But it appears the masterminds at Google have yet to come up with a replacement.

Google is attempting to using its “strength and resources” to replace people’s everyday language with woke terminology sanctioned by progtard leftist. Beyond the replacement of words, Google appears to want to influence the way its users think — rewriting our concepts of race, gender, and history.

Soon we are going to be unable to function with the insanely complex victimology of the left. Everything is finding a pecking order of victimhood which is beyond the Marxist dreams of class divisions to wreck a society.

I did get a real kick out of one bit of most excellent snark from the comments I'll share with you:

I can see the memo explaining why the company got rid of the water cooler.

To my fellow employees & SJW allies,

We got rid of the water cooler today because certain religious groups who we respect were not able to take water touched by people they consider unclean during certain times. Unfortunately, we were not able to get the proper permits for multiple vending machines for blessed water, unblessed water, water in plastic bottles, water in cans, enviro-friendly solar powered water cooler machines, unisex machines, unigender machines, cis machines only & natural raw water in glass bottles purchased from local vendors only.

The management apologizes to any and all persons that were offended by the previous process of disposable paper cups, disposable plastic cups, sudsing detergents for cleaning reusable cups and any unapproved toxic masculinity or toxic feminity that occurred near or around the water coolers.

Yours Truly,
(Th(him)/he) Bishop of the Bitter Clingers.

P.S. GOOD LUCK DRINKING FROM THE STEAM YOU JACKWAGGONS

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

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"You Read Quote Now! " - Confucius

"The health fanatics who have poisoned all our natural enjoyments ought, in my view, to be rounded up and locked together in a place where they can bore each other rigid with their futile nostrums for eternal life. The rest of us should live out our days in a chain of linked symposia, in which the catalyst is wine, the means conversation, the goal a serene acceptance of our lot and a determination not to outstay our welcome.” - Sir Roger Scruton 

 

 "Much to the embarrassment of emotionally well-adjusted Americans, the House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues, also known as the J6 Committee, continues to play kangaroo court for a television audience that couldn’t fill a windowless pervert van. Thus far, all the committee has accomplished is to showcase Liz Cheney’s constipation-induced humorlessness. 

One would think that people who have had so much practice spinning false narratives would be better at this by now." - Stephen Kruiser  

 

 “To save power, we turn off the car’s cooling system and the radio, unplug our phones and lower the windshield wipers to the lowest possible setting while still being able to see. Three miles away from the station, we have one mile of estimated range.”- Rachel Wolfe

Former Clinton Circus Midget Has Fallen From His Booster Seat One Too Many Times.

 Via Robert Reich's Substack 

"I trust Joe Biden’s steadiness and judgment, and if he runs again, I’ll probably back him in 2024. But today I want to suggest someone who isn’t even a Democrat, and whose positions on many issues I (and I suspect you) strongly disagree with — but who could possibly be the best president of the United States for the perilous time we’re entering. 

I’m referring to Liz Cheney. 

Before you reject this idea out of hand, please bear with me. Even if you still end up thinking it’s a ludicrous notion, let me take you through the argument." - Read More

The little worm has gone full Bozoretardist

A Good Monday Morning

Job Posting For Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat

[Place White House Seal Header Here Before Monday Release If Any of You SOB's Can Find It]

White House Office of Human Resources: June 13, 2022

JOB DESCRIPTION

Consistently operating with innate flaws and a toxic culture, the Biden Administration as a whole has managed to scrape by as a inept political presence through routines that could only be described as incompetent dumpster fire that is burning as violently as the Great Chicago Fire. Are you our O’Leary cow?

As Senior (office of one) Administration Scapegoat, you will work alongside all Executive departments and Cabinet Offices on all projects, all of which were absolutely doomed from their inception thanks to poor leadership, blatant nepotism and, inexplicably, something you did. If you’re a recent graduate of a diploma mill or HBCU and feeling hopeless about the future or just a deeply broken human—we want you! Learn more about the role and what it entails below. 

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

• Everything 
• And so much more

QUALIFICATIONS

• An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
• Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
• Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
• Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
• Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
• Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
• Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
• Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
• Must have semi-reliable transportation so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.

BENEFITS

• Salary commensurate with experience, but… it’s going to be low. 
• 401K company match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
• The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones 
• Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.

TO APPLY

Scream into the void. If nothing and no one responds, then please send us your résumé and a well-crafted cover letter that we’ll never read. If we think you might be a good fit, we’ll respond with an incredibly finite number of interview slots for some time in the next twenty-four hours, thus allowing you no time to prepare or consider whether you actually want the role.

Apply today to be our Senior  Administration Scapegoat. We can’t wait to blame you for our mistakes.

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Step Right Up And See the Greatest Show On Earth: Bennie & The Pips J6 Committee Go Prime Time!

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Step right this way to see Chairman 'Primetime Bennie' and his select committee's professionally produced theater, complete with very very select choice tasty tidbits of narrative supporting witness testimony, with video and still images projected on the big screen for your Inquisition viewing pleasure beginning tomorrow night.

So nuke you a TV dinner & grab a beer and join Bennie, Liz, Pencil Neck, Zoe, Cryin' Adam, lil' Jamie and the rest of the pips at their nasty best as they go all out for the coveted best dramatic performance spread out over the next 2 weeks. And we can all be confident their Emmy for 'Best Scripted Drama' is already being engraved.

As we saw with the Russia collusion hoax, democrats are quite comfortable with lying to the American public for long periods of time in their efforts to work through their Daddy Trump issues.